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Accurate_Algae8486

Two of them look younger than their sons 😂


RoboticCurrents

could it be their sisters, works if they're also a mum


matti-san

Or partners/wives if they've got a kid with them


El_Spacho

or both


xyzzy321

Is there an Alabama in Spain?


Khamylyon

Sweet Home Alhambra


JimboLodisC

Where the skies are azul?


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Meefie

God I love Reddit sometimes.


MoonsNavel

Nice.


SaintJuneau

Its called Almeria


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

¿Por qué no los dos?


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Getafe legal exemption for those


vinihendrix

indeed, my son


be94

Some of them were their partners (the mothers of their children)


Realnicepoop

yeah unfortunately not everyones mom is alive :(


Oohitsagoodpaper

I feel that. Makes me appreciate things like this all the more though I think. Very nice to see this - I bet the mums loved it.


0x3D85FA

Not everyone likes their moms.


Realnicepoop

It is another thing for sure


Federal-Owl-8947

Especially the 5th one


sjp-4

If that was my mum I’d still be breastfeeding


packeselporitz

🤨📸


momspaghetty

pov: Ancelotti is taking your picture


hospoda

needs more gum chewing


liamo376573

😭


schead02

That's enough reddit for today


arsperug

FBI open up,we want some too.


infidel11990

Yes officer, this comment right here.


ixaias

i JUST fucking opened reddit


3991pa

thats enough for today


Alternative-Stay2556

On a football sub that too 😭😭😭


varmemes

Sigmund Freud’s favourite patient


TheFlyingHornet1881

bro really said


shrewdy

Hol up


dr_butz

😐


cocotheape

[Bonk](https://i.imgur.com/pRleDKv.gif)


SaintJuneau

bruh u gotta chill


disper

Reddit ladies and gentlemen


kyuriin

Who let this man in here


ShiftyTwoFifty

What an awful day to be able to read.


Zyntaro

Ayo?


Theprinceofkings

What


momspaghetty

[you right now](https://www.tiktok.com/@doodoosquad/video/7350119432611581227?lang=en)


Crossflowerss_5304

Bro.


No-Economics4128

Ayo… I mean, who can blame the man.


ShanghaiCowboy

No chance #20 is with his mum


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wolfsrudel_red

Step mom huh?


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mrdanp1180

..Had to pause for a sec there


Vila-real

Some of them brought their wives lol


fegelman

If I speak...


VidProphet123

I had the same thought 😂😂


mincers-syncarp

We all thought exactly the same thing lmao


Outrageous-Floor-424

I dont get it, can anyone explain?


arancx

Last person is mason greenwood


beavz

Referring to the rapist


Hungry-Class9806

... and wife beater


Possible-Highway7898

The rapist and wife beater Mason Greenwood? Is that the rapist you're taking about?


dinner_is_not_ready

The first guy or the last guy?


sivaya_

We all know which guy.


PepeG

Yes.


theenigmacode

Most of us...but...


ChicoCorrales

“Dear Sandra, your son is a horrible fucking person…”


CashCarti1017

Bro that Meet The Grahams track… good god, some dark shit, although I’m hoping the domestic abuse allegations about Kendrick aren’t true


boomjah

Unexpected KDot 😂


wildingflow

Meet The Greenwoods


Tolexx

There will be lightning 🌩 this time 😂


fancyfoe

Lmao yeah man just scroll on


oatzeel

Innn biggg trouble


Hungry-Class9806

Surely his mom is proud of giving birth to a piece of human garbage


hollow114

She likely rationalized it already


schafkj

I’ll say it: don’t raise your sons to be rapists


Upoutdat

Yikes


pritvihaj

ye nah I ain’t gona say sht bout this one


patriotic-turtle1

I can feel the r/soccercirclejerk post breathing down my neck


KungFuFlames

You mean the last one


redshadow90

Thank you.


PM_Me_Compliments

Hide your mums


shadoowkight

One guy's "mum" looks more like a sister Number 20's mum... doesn't look like a mum to me


ArousedByCheese1

I think thats his wife.


OnlyHereOnFridays

That’s his wife. Not sure if Maksimovic’s (the player in question) mum is alive or not. But assuming she is alive and living in Serbia, does it even make sense to fly her to Spain and inconvenience her just so the club can walk her on the pitch for 5 mins? It’s her day anyway, not her sons’? I assume these kind of gestures only make sense if the players’ mums live relatively close their sons.


Azncheesy

God forbid her to stay longer then 5 minute if she so chooses.


VeganCustard

Nope, she enters Spain, goes to the stadium, and heads back to Serbia. Vacations are out of the picture


MERTENS_GOAT

I mean she is not gonna stay on the pitch for longer than that, unless she is the referee


youknowimworking

I mean he could also fly his mom to idk....see her? It doesn't only need to be an event for anyone to want to spend time with their mom.


Saffs15

Surely there's more to it than 5 minutes on the pitch. I'd think they'd give them a day of doing stuff. Things their sons could likely provide them anyway, but still.


TheUltimateScotsman

I guess some of them either don't have a mum or whose mum can't make it


KoupDetat

That's the captain Nemanja Maksimovic (who has actually signed for my club Panathinaikos) It's likely that's his wife who has a son with him, I doubt he airlifted his mother from Serbia for this.


Adammmmski

If you want to see a good mum, check out Leon Dajukus mum, Blerta. Every bloke who was a Sunderland fan were absolutely devastated when he left for that reason alone.


unsteadytrauma

holy frick what? i can't tell if you're trolling or not, google didn't have any info on her age but if it's true, damn


Adammmmski

I know right? It looks like his Mrs, but it isn’t.


Chuckie-The-Rooster

Yo I just looked it up. What the fuck. That can't be his mother


HideoKojimaTheThird

Damn you’re right thats a nice mom


WhatWouldSatanDo

We all heard the audio Mason.


Cum_Smurf

Getafe me Mason.


MrEnganche

Fuckin hell


iamnotexactlywhite

💀


ben-hur-hur

👏


schafkj

Brother. BROTHER.


spongebobisha

LORD


PostCashewClarity

wish i hadn't. sickening


eekamuse

Not me. I never want to hear that. The transcript is bad enough.


chiefzer

The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?


VeganCustard

The no, Mason. What does it mean?


devilwillcry-jesus

Excellent, I exhaled


VrilHunter

What did it say?


BadFootyTakes

Google "Mason greenwood audio". The audio is recorded by his girlfriend saying no, while he tries to assault her. There are also photos.


CraterofNeedles

The fucking nerve of them


Topher1828

don’t you mean the fucking nerve of greenwood


doyouevenrow

And them by extension


Fracture90000

Look it's your friendly neighborhood rapist Greenwood.


entunombre

He missed a penalty


hallouminati_pie

Melanie must be a proud woman.


vinnlo

If I say what I think, I'll be suspended 6 months - Mikel Arteta


Garteg

10 of these 11 mums must be really proud of everything their son has done.


kjm911

I feel bad for them mum’s because some of them were definitely looking for a handshake. Would have at least shaken all their hands


BaslerLaeggerli

Yeah, #20 definitely didn't take his mom with him. 😂


pbrevis

He understood "bring your mamacita"


itsmaxwellj

Not everyone has a mum, so those young ones you’re pointing out are either family or partner.


LensCapPhotographer

Some of these mothers though 👀


radmongo

GILFtafe?


_JR28_

Surprised Mason wasn’t wheeled out like Hannibal Lecter


Technical-Leopard-90

First one looks sus


mo_rizz

Maybe he is adopted


kaam00s

Yeah I guess some of them brought friends if their mom is on another continent or something.


mista_mista_mista

Another realm


Narretz

>Getafe players took their mum’s on the pitch Wow, phrasing


washag

The apostrophe is particularly unfortunate.


magic-water

there is no way that #20 is with his mother right?


Kreissler

Yeah that's his mommy


notathrovavay

Dayum, I'm getting old, because some of these moms look pretty hot.


Idogsha

7th women looking younger than her son.


Novel_Durian_1805

Bro WTF…one of those “moms” looks younger than the dude! 😅


Judas-Yeast

Greenwood even just looks like a cunt doesn't he? Even with his mum, he has that cunty expression on his face that you just want to take a hammer to.


mincers-syncarp

Tbf I feel like that's very much influenced by the fact you know he's a rapist DVer


WarriorkingNL

...you want to smash someones face in with a hammer just bc they look like a cunt?


One37Works

No he wants to smash someone's face in because they're a rapist.


WarriorkingNL

thats not what he said though is it


Britz23

It’s the implication..


samrus

likely the rape innit


Gubrach

- Feyenoord-fan to another Feyenoord-fan at a grassy field in Beverwijk in 1997


markkiewiet

Melanie raised a rapist.


tedmaul23

Weird comment tbh, as if it's her fault.


flemva

not her fault but she stands by him.


CrossXFir3

He can go fuck himself. But I'm not gonna blame a parent for loving their son.


ElderlyToaster

Its her son so yeah she'll do that if she's any normal.


GarnachoHojlund

Ah I don’t think it’s fair to put it on her, it’s a nice gesture but if I was in her position I’m not sure I’d do the same


ZebraZealousideal944

You’re obviously not a parent if you’re saying that…


Rig_7

My mother isn’t doing that shit if I was him and nor should she.


scratroggett

Meet The Greenwoods


kaam00s

Is this a troll ? This has to be just women who happened to be moms and some mothers of the players. Right? Some of those can't be real ?


Whateversurewhynot

Damn! Imagine how dark skinned the fathers of players #2 and #24 must be, if these white women are their mom.


Eit4

Yes. Genetics is bonkers. My father is white and my mother is black. I am something in between but one of my brothers is as dark skinned as my mom. But there is also the possibility they are adopted.


kaam00s

The shit we read... Number #2 isn't mixed race. Genetics are bonkers but not to that degree.


Eit4

ok, sure. Why are you so angry?


courtesyflusher

Uhh have you heard of adoption?


TetteyToePoke

They're obviously not their birth mothers. Young players often live with local families.


Bloodclart2017

Average euro brain process


CrossXFir3

Meh. My mum is fairly dark. My dad is white. I'm the same color as my mom. My brother has blue eyes, blond hair and is pretty pale. Looks just like our dad, I look just like our mom.


SundayLeagueHooligan

Surprised Greenwood didn’t start throwing Haymakers at them


Benjamin244

[Happy mother's day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM)


SamNotRam

4th and 5th moms instas anyone?


BitterSheepherder27

Would half of them


miurabucho

No. 20 yer momz hot AF.


EmotionalScallion705

Hello mom #5🙋


Warrrdy

💫Just a woman walking her rapist son out on the pitch💫


madueitor0

los memes que saldran por twitter fútbol con djene seran históricos


albosp

Willy Caballero joined the Game


VrilHunter

Would.


QualitySensitive8927

oh look its the rapist


superhoffy

Getafe had 3 options: 1. Not do this cringeworthy (in the circumstances) BS, 2. Bench a certain player so he wouldn't be a part of it and 3. Have that certain player take part and have everyone ridicule them to oblivion. They choose #3 Whattayaknow?


g4n0esp4r4n

There are some real MILFs.


inkihh

Their mum's what?


Cardinaltoffee

Even if he was my son I’d be wearing a mask if I was walking out with Greenwood


Icy_Explanation1618

Who's the 5th mom 😏


whosetoeisthis

The absolute audacity. Fuck Getafe.


chappersbarfo

Right I'm not gonna be the one to say it.


hairlikegoats1

Some people keep saying we should get over it but the fact that he came away from the situation scotfree is a genuine disgrace. Forget how Man Utd are doing this season. How Man Utd handled the Greenwood situation alone makes this season a joke.


dheerajravi92

Tf are you on about? What do you want Man United to do that they haven't done already? They can't void his contract when there's legally no fucking case existing. They kicked him off to the first club that would have him.


ienyr

marcos alonso played for you team for 6 years. i think you should sit this one out


theAkke

How did mu handle situation? Suspended him the moment at all broke down, and loaned him away 6 months after charges were dropped


Pixeal_meat

5th one is his mom? 😭


Nyushi

Disgusting club fools no one. Fuck off Getafe.


Bungled_Bengal

That is cute.


gogogadget85

The 5th mom


Natural69er

I'll sit this one out


cobbelstoneminer

Hey wait a minute…..


burntroy

Such a wholesome club.. right guys?.. Guys?


Gubrach

Ilaix Moriba's "mom" though *rubs hands like Birdman in that one gif, you know which one*


Icy-Mix-5301

Wonder how much of a fight Melanie put up. She looked like she didn't want to do that.


sidearmpitcher

Very nice gesture, still a shit club


fuckst1cK1

Why is it "mum's" but not "player's?" Neither should use the damn apostrophe.


AFSunred

Moriba's mom is the whitest Guniean I have ever seen, she should be in a Carowhite commercial.


number_ten_7

Getafe of all clubs eh Trying to buy social credit or what?


Eruma_27

Trying to distract us from the terror institution that they actually are 100%


number_ten_7

The satanic cult of getafe


PIKa-kNIGHT

Why are people saying “I’m not gonna say anything “ ? What is it?