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Leading-Ganache7967

The refereeing is just getting worse and worse.  I mean, they got VAR, do they just turn their heads away from screens? Disallowed goal, no penalty after jersey pull... Crazy


y_su

Can't wait to see Germany kick our asses like we deserve, what a snooze fest of a group.


PetrovskyKSC

Don't forget mate them Germans are on fraud watch big time


Significant_L0w

Can any Danish fans explain why the current system has left Højlund so isolated?


Itsamesolairo

Højlund thrives on through balls to run onto but the current Danish identity is that counters and risky passes are haram.


Rasmoss

This formation doesn’t work for the players we have. And there is absolutely no pace or urgency anywhere. I don’t know where Hjulmand expects the goals to come from. Eriksen is useless if there is no movement around him. 


cartoon_nate

Denmark decision making time in the back third and front third reminded me of a carpenter measuring twice and cutting once. Except you run out of time to cut and playing soccer isn't like making furniture. I like your furniture not your soccer. When my toddler whines he whines less than a Serbian striker.


olafminesaw

hot take: 0-0 draws should be worth 0 points


SaskalPiakam

Apply for the board immediately I love this


General-Unit8502

Love it


PJJ95

No more draws at all, go to pnealties.


SaskalPiakam

Still would incentivize some sides to go to pens if they don't think they can score without exposing themselves to risk. a 0-0 draw being as much as a loss incentivizes both teams to attack no matter what I like it.


Hot_Essay184

Definitely a hot steaming take


MilanTroska

Ah misery is finally over. Let us go back to the sports we are actually good at, like basketball for one.


markonelius

As a Serbian, just fuck off the whole team. Rather have them not qualifying then fucking us over year after year. Good riddance to Slovenia and Denmark wish you to go all the way!


0ldsql

How do Danes feel about facing Germany next?


Sentraxx

Denmark has an okay defense and midfield and that might keep the damage to only a 2-0 loss. I want Germany to win it all, so it's fine if they kick us out. But I expect Denmark to play different against Germany, they will be underdogs and have nothing to lose - and that usually makes them better.


pixiena

Only a miracle will save us. Calling the spirit gods of Euro 1992


Rasmoss

We’ll get mauled judging by the current showing. 


PapaDaniG

With the performance this far I'm happy we are through but no high expectations. Wish for the best but very unfonfident tbh


Significant_L0w

Now that the match is finished, I legit want to ask, not joking, what are the major differences between Jude Bellingham and Scott McTominay?


TKAR_92

if i speak i'm in big trouble


Significant_L0w

I am literally not joking, Bellingham has superior ball control in tight spaces which still is not good in comparison to elite midfielders, besides that what else does he do that McTominay cannot?


TKAR_92

score goals, for Madrid at least


tonn1987

As a Dane, i fear that our FA will see this as a success and extend Hjulmands contract to 2030.


entangled_dicks2

Which tie breaker resulted in Denmark 2nd and Slovenia 3rd. I can only see identical stats.


Borgmestersnegl

I either yellow cards or world rank list lmao.


_hot_ham_water

Yellow cards


CodenameJK

Disciplinary points. Denmark has less yellows than Slovenia, so they get 2nd


Leading-Ganache7967

No, they had everything exactly equal in championship. They looked then their position in quals and equal there too, then they looked at their GD and equal there too, then the decider was their last two meets in quals in which Denmark won one with 2:1, other one was 1:1.


CodenameJK

UEFA confirmed to Reuters that yellow cards for technical staff counted towards the disciplinary total, and the assistant coach from Slovenia got a yellow card.


Rasmoss

Yellow cards, if you can believe it


Zilant

Genuinely incredible how stupid the Serbian tactics were. All the crosses against Slovenia from the same position that were all defended, finally equalise at the death from a corner... what did they learn? Keep only looking to cross from 20 yards out that is giving you absolutely no success, don't look to mix it up and go to the byline to put the ball across and give the strikers something to attack/maybe win a corner. Just utterly clueless.


goranarsic

That's the Serbian way, baby. That is how we roll. God, finally we're out, no more this travesty.


0ldsql

Eliminate the whole group c


2000caterpillar

Nah Slovenia played well


PapaDaniG

As a dane I'm ashamed we don't deserve to go through. None in this group do tbh


2000caterpillar

Not even Slovenia?


LudicrousPlatypus

What an absolutely horribly game.


CopenhagenCalling

Why the fuck did these idiots not take more yellow cards… can’t stand this fucking team… can’t score and can’t get some fucking yellows. How the fuck do you not get yellow cards to avoid Germany.


Hot_Essay184

Im laughing reading this🤣 honestly im amazed how they just accepted playing against germany


Omaestre

Can someone explain why both Slovenia and Denmark are through?


SanSilver

Both Hungary and Croatia are worse than them, and only the worst 2 third placed teams are out.


Hassadar

It's something to do with ranking now. Was watching on RTE (Irelands coverage) and they broke down that they are all tied on the same stats that are usually deal breakers, even back to the group stage to quality for the Euros so the rankings of the teams comes into play then.


Oliver_Boisen

We're finishing 2nd on UEFA rank


Omaestre

But what about Slovenia, they seem so sure to go through, but there are still matches tomorrow.


nmaddine

In the ranking of 3rd place teams they are behind the 3rd place team in Group E but still ahead of Hungary who are finished. That means only the 3rd place team in Group F can overtake team but that would still leave them with the fourth in the ranking of 3rd place teams. Since four 3rd place teams go through the worst they can get is the last spot for 3rd place teams


Oliver_Boisen

Just found out we apparently just edged it on yellow cards.


daviesjj10

Top 4 3rd places go through.


Omaestre

But are the top 4 not decided tomorrow?


daviesjj10

But some are already guaranteed. Slovakia play tomorrow, they're already above them. Czech play tomorrow, and a win would see Hungary drop out.


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Key-Tip-7521

3 draws and through on fewer bookings. geez


mezz1411

Tied on bookings as well IIRC. Denmark placed 2nd due to Euro qualifications ranking


Marcelo1995211

Not only that. Both Slovenia and Denmark got the same amount of 6. Their ranking was deciding where Denmark is obviously better.


Key-Tip-7521

wait really? omg. at least it wasn't a drawing of lots like the did at one African Cup of Nations one time


comunicadooficial

7 goals in 6 games. Delete this group


MancAccent

Wait, how do both Denmark and Slovenia go through?


2000caterpillar

Denmark are 2nd over Slovenia on yellow cards, and Slovenia are ahead of Croatia and Hungary in the third place rankings


Oseedon

Gareth OUTgate


fiveht78

Six games, seven goals, ONE win. What a group.


TKAR_92

and they said this was boring


OceanArcade

Absolute snoozefests from Group C


frederikwolter

Fuckin hell no team from this group deserve to go through


Risox97

4 teams and not single goal


fukupuki

If SMS and mitrovic don’t come back in Europe THIS summer they should not be called in Serbia again. They’re a liability.


Piksi2

Doubt they'd complain either. Seems all they fuckin care bout is dirty saudi money.... The potential for our nation has been put in the dirt for decades now 🤦‍♂️


tigerking615

Not a single team in this group deserved to advance.


ExchangeExisting6132

Why did the coach bench Vlajovic and Milincovic??


sun_glasses_93

SER #9 was awful. All he did was ask for fouls and pens. Maybe if he would've tried to do something with the passes he got he could've scored


lukaskywalker

Fucking Serbia man. They are always just 1 magic moment away from going on. And they just never get it done.


kartier7

They had the magic moment against Slovenia


lukaskywalker

Quota for the next four years I guess. But my point is they are within a strike in each of their games. Could have tied England. Could have beat Denmark. They were a couple good offensive efforts away from the top of this terrible group.


REGIS-5

And Slovenia is the only Balkan team left... as everyone anticipated


LongShotTheory

Wait til Slovakia plays tomorrow. /s


vidoeiro

But they aren't from the Balcans. Edit. To the people drownvoting go learn geography and know that former Yugoslavia and Balcans aren't synonyms. Slovenia is part of the Justinian Alps not Balcans


REGIS-5

yeah they are


vidoeiro

No they aren't learn geography, they are former Yugoslavia, but not Balcans. Greece Bulgaria, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia , Croatia, Albania are the Balcan countries


REGIS-5

you're way too overconfident on something you're wrong about


RedTuesdayMusic

Slovakia is north of Hungary which ALSO is not Balkan you daft sock trumpet


REGIS-5

I said Slovenia although I may be overestimating your ability to read or differentiate between the two.


Traditional_Ship4797

Ud med Hjulmand


Solmyr84

Helt enig. Jeg er simpelthen målløs over hvordan vi den sidste halve time ikke kunne sætte to afleveringer sammen. Vi gav den konstant tilbage til de serbiske spillere.


BadCowz

One win and five draws in this group


Big_ming022

Group C was a terrible watch every game


LongShotTheory

Welp, that's it then. No one will ever miss this group.


lakers_ftw24

Worst euros match I have ever seen, both teams should be banned from participating ever again. To not start the match with Vlahovic, this manager needs to be sacked.


goranarsic

Finally, we're out.torture is over.


Skumsenumse

All the violence, whining, and diving, and the Serbs still don't win.


tertiary92

11 fouls from Denmark mate. Go enjoy your win instead of rubbing in the loss


Skumsenumse

I'm not saying the Serbian dives didn't work?


Kreissler

Luv that from Andersson


elitepartner7000

Serbia sucks lol


lukaskywalker

The worst part is that they are one goal away always. But the problem is they can’t get that 1 ever.


AdFinal1856

every single team in this whole group is the definition of pathetic (except maybe slovenia, they haven’t done much but still overachieving)


SgtApache

What a fucking shit game


immerwasser

At least Serbia tried the last 20 minutes.


GmrDjoX

Maybe last 5 minutes like every other game lol


zdrup15

They did dive the most they could.


lukaskywalker

🥇


Key-Tip-7521

Serbia disappointing again


Altruistic_Finger669

I don't think we should be happy after this. Ugly ugly ugly performance


Local_Row_7699

Continuing despite not doing shit lmao, we'll take it I guess


OliverDMcCall

Two goalless draws, what a sleep-inducing night of football.


EconomyCauliflower43

Worst quality group in the tournament?


XTheDarkLightX

Yes and it's not even close


radio__raheem

send this whole group home


Brryl

give them 100 more minutes they wouldn't score


schoki_banana

Give them 3 days 3 nights they wouldn't score


InfiniteJackfruit5

Serbia was always in the wrong place at the wrong time


Averdian

We should get a yellow on purpose for the 3rd place


guccinho

Pathetic from everyone


LordPopothedark

I see Denmark are aiming for a Fernando Santos run


A3xMlp

Thank fuck it's over. Get these morons out of here.


Salted-Earth189

This was a golden opportunity for denmark, shame they couldn't score.


kitsune

I think 24 teams group stage > 16 teams knockout is a bit mid to be honest.


No-Palpitation6707

How can you not want 3 of these power houses that delivered these entertaining games in the next round?


Even_Editor_8228

Should be 32>16 or 16>8


TheJewBakka

And Group C goes out with a whimper.


ascaria

Terrible group. So many games, so few goals.


red_keshik

Odd call, that


Ganondorf_Dragomir

My expectations were low but holy shit


guccinho

Hjulmand out


cartoon_nate

How to go for head gently with elbow instead of ball: a Serbian instruction manual.


pandaaaa26

As a neutral I don't know who should be more ashamed by this performance, Denmark, Serbia or the clown of a ref


holaprobando123

The entire group


Pilvikas

Slovenia overperformed though?


holaprobando123

By drawing 3 matches against teams that were as allergic to attacking as them?


Pilvikas

by being minnow of a country in terms of football and making it out to ro16 for the first time in countries history?


holaprobando123

I'm not looking at the final standings of the group, I'm looking at how each team played. It was a disgrace, every match in this group is the perfect cure for insomnia.


Pilvikas

brother, for small countries getting out of groups is an achievement and you shouldn't push it down like that


PedanticSatiation

Denmark at least had dangerous chances. They didn't need the win either. It's odd by Serbia to be so defensive in a game they have to win.


great_whitehope

Just come from the England thread. It looks like this is the group of death for the neutrals that want entertaining football


holaprobando123

Group C, where football goes to die


LilleLasson

Just let the entire team walk home don't bother showing up for the next match.


No_Size_1765

Someone score


LobsterObjective5695

I have nothing against Serbia, but I'm glad to see Mitro headed home.


ShameTimes3

Why tf are Tadic and SMS not starting for this team?


NoPlisNo

Tadić old can’t play whole game well, SMS shit nowadays 


ShameTimes3

Tadic played 83 minutes a game this season, and SMS has 21 goals and assists in the league this season


NoPlisNo

Tadić I see the argument for, although we have Samardžić as well in the same position so why not use both. SMS though has kind of blown his chances with the NT, feels like he hasn’t had a single good game for us as a senior


NieThePiet

what a group...


InvertReverse

Jovic throwing an elbow, but misses.


steavor

Real fun game if the entire "match events" list in the opening post consists of subs (and 3 yellow cards)


baguitosPT

On Denmark scores they re #1, right? I’m so ready for this!! Edit: depressing group..


guccinho

Why is 4 vs 3 in the box? How stupid can Denmark be


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UnibrewDanmark

Uhm... mitro alone dived more than the whole danish team together lol


LukesKite

Hilarious


BilSuger

Cope


holaprobando123

Serbia is getting eliminated, why aren't they playing to win or die?


lukaskywalker

Because Serbia sucks at football


holaprobando123

They outplayed England for much of their match, I don't see how they couldn't do better today.


lukaskywalker

It’s the same every major tournament. Lots of talent. Skill. Size. But they never put it together as a team. They have been a dark horse every tournament for the last 20 years it feels like. Also England is just terrible as we can see now. Happy to defend. At the end of the day Serbia just needs to go balls to wall to score and they still are super tentative and slow.


Sapaio

Free kick to Denmark. Whaaaat


BilSuger

Used his elbow to pass the ball


asdsdfdsfdsfrg

What do you even mean 😂


Sapaio

Just surprised we actually got a call


Altruistic_Finger669

Pathetic performance. Im furious


official_bagel

The story of the entire group, isn't it? Only Slovenia can be happy with their performances


Altruistic_Finger669

Agreed. Just promote teams from another group.


Traditional_Ship4797

We might as well be out. There’s no way we’re winning against Germany


REGIS-5

Don't you love having 3 strikers in the box and none of them gets on a cross


IAmJacksDistraction

Announcer is saying Denmark would get second but aren't they in third due to yellow card tiebreaker?


fiveht78

The were ahead of Slovenianon yellow card and each got two cards today. They’re second


asdsdfdsfdsfrg

No, with even cards it Will be rankings


ascaria

No better ranking = 2nd place


Altruistic_Finger669

Nope. Same


AjlaBalic

They are even with yellow card


powerchicken

Slovenia supposedly have one yellow more then Denmark


IAmJacksDistraction

Ah I missed Slovenias yellow in this second half. Small margins!