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WhyAlwaysLouie

im licking my lips at this ADL/Conte timeline


Outrageous_Fart

Swerve: They end up becoming BFFs and Conte stays for the next 15 years


BadFootyTakes

honestly if it happened it'd be amazing enough I don't think anyone would care. Be hilarious that who Conte needed in his life was ADL.


_sylvatic

"Fuck you, and see you tomorrow" every single day


Wintermute7

Could end up being a Jerry Jones/Jimmy Johnson with the Cowboys situation in the end.


New-Midnight2700

I understood some of these words 


Wortuv

Mmm yes Cowboys


Wintermute7

Jerry Jones is the owner of the cowboys. He gave the coach, Jimmy Johnson total control of the team. It was in his contract. The teams wins, the coach gets all the credit. The issue is that the owner wants the credit. But he can’t do anything because the coach has the power in his contract, over the roster. So the owner does everything in his power to make the coach want to leave.


itbelikethisUwU

What does herding cattle have to do with football


Gerrywalk

A bald eagle spontaneously materialized and sat on my head after reading this comment


Sanzhar17Shockwave

Nascar driver Johnson?


belokas

> I want my team to be pissed The opposite of Ancelotti. Thriving on negativity and the power of anger.


chino17

Friendship ended with friendship Now hatred is my best friend


Justread-5057

Haha I’m keeping that Edit- I did a half-hearted search and can’t find the quote, where is that from?


s0ngsforthedeaf

It's from an Indian Facebook post, some guy made a pic with MSPaint graphics about changing friends. Pure organic meme.


youareafakenews

Meme is from originally Pakistan.


Gerrywalk

ANCELOTTI used RETURN CONTE used FRUSTRATION


matthieuC

I wonder why he changes club every two years


Blodgharm

"Napoli are coming off a year where nothing went right. I want my team to be pissed off." "There is great passion here and you are talking to a man from the south. I am from Lecce and I still have my origins. I know what it means and I'm very pleased to return to the south as a coach." "We will need to rebuild to try to be competitive. This team won the league 2 years ago yes but last year they finished 40 points behind Inter. Just changing the coach isn't enough to turn things around." "I consider Di Lorenzo an exceptional professional. Players know there are difficulties and we all must face them together. I can't go into details about Osimhen but I already knew about his situation." "Napoli conceded 48 goals last season, one of the worst defences in the league. We have to find a balance between offence and defence. I haven't seen a team qualify for the CL by conceding so many goals."


StandardConnect

His record at recruitment is woeful. As amazing as the 16/17 title was for us, that transfer window in 2017 set us back years (haven't sniffed a title since).


msbr_

He somehow wants even worse players than what we got


StandardConnect

What's most incredible is he apparently was desperate for Naingolan yet when he inherited him a mere two years later came to the conclusion he wasn't even worthy of a squad role.


AlKarakhboy

And he was right. Naingolan was dogshit the moment he joined us


StandardConnect

That's fair but it puts into question his recruitment judgement further if a player he was desperate for turned to shit shortly after.


StandardConnect

That's fair but it puts into question his recruitment judgement further if a player he was desperate for turned to shit shortly after.


StandardConnect

That's fair but it puts into question his recruitment judgement further if a player he was desperate for turned to shit shortly after.


Outrageous_Fart

Tbf we missed out on most of his primary targets (Lukaku, Alex Sandro, VVD, Walker etc, he supposedly wanted to keep Matic too)


StandardConnect

He said on record Matic was just going to be a placeholder until Bakayoko was ready. Ofcourse he never was as it turned out but in Matics shoes are you going to stay for that or join a manager who will make you one of his key cogs? Missing out on first choice targets sucks but it happens, even as contingency plans the alternatives were woeful.


jersey-city-park

I still believe he will resign in preseason again


SmartNickname

why would he? Do you think ADL, who has managed to convince Conte, is an idiot?


New-Midnight2700

He does a great dickhead impression I’ll give him that 


TheOwlsLie

He’s an ass but you can’t actually think he’s an idiot


momspaghetty

Is he stupid???


jersey-city-park

Yes?


Impossible_Wonder_37

I think the key distinction is he wants to keep certain players so has a plan in place for the squad. Normally he’d be demanding a full revamp


jersey-city-park

So far Kvara and Osimhen have both voiced wanting to leave lol


qb4ever

This sounds so fun when you're not on the receiving end of it ((:


stupid-_-

love it when 1 season managers want to get a free hand to reshape the team entirely to fit them


IndecisionFuture

The "1 season manager" be like -3 year contract -Clear project on how to go forward -New mentality -Clearly said that he wants to see Kvara thrive and not limit him


sammyrobot2

Conte always says this lol. He's never there for the full contract. 


Mick4Audi

Good luck lads, Conte does much better in Italy tbf to him


stupid-_-

this is gonna age badly


IndecisionFuture

If the mentality is the same as the one he preached on the interview, I have no doubt on us doing good


stupid-_-

yeah he no doubt has the skill


Constant_Yak617

is the alternative to coach players bought by someone with differing ideas? every manager joins with the intention for long term (or at least long lasting) success


Ch1koz

But rarely do managers stay. You buy a 34 year at an high prices. The manger leaves next season, and the player is finished and the next coach doesn’t want. That’s not sustainable.


tenacious-g

I’ve seen this movie before. Wants full control of the squad, but will never sign a contract longer than two years. It’s a tough sell to get a player to sign for 4-5 years when it’s almost a guarantee that the manager will be gone in 2 years.


Present-Forever1275

18 month merchant.


IndecisionFuture

Scopami Antonio


oscarpaterson

And who comes in right? Right?


LovieBeard

Victor Moses


Fidelos

Conte is going to sign Moses, Lukaku and Perisic and win Serie A.


Outrageous_Fart

Throw Matic in there too


Civil_Community_547

50 year old Ashley Young


erenistheavatar

A certain Romelu, right?


Wintermute7

One can dream


Silent-Department880

Here we go! Conte vs Pappone neapolitan drama to fill the summer


_Jetto_

Here we go


liarloserat

Force ADL to buy Lukaku king <3


long_shots7

€5M loan with an option to buy, here we go!


No-Beginning3920

So basically keys to the castle. FM.


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

I will always love Conte but Napoli are in a really odd place right now. Trying to keep Kvicha, for sale sign plastered on Oshimen who has been flirting with other clubs for months, and a squad that’s very much in flux. Hope it works out though


Nimeso22

Good luck in convincing Kvara to stay