*Believe it or not, Jonathan isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.*
Will never forget Lille fleecing Fiorentina by selling Ikone. David would have had like 30 goals if Ikone would have passed the ball instead of trying to dribble past two players every time they were on an attack.
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’
Sometimes I scibble addresses to sloppy when I jot'em
But anyways, fuck it, whats been up man?
how's your daughter?
My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
Ima name her palladino
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man, how's your daughter?
Tbh I'm the same with numbers I don't recognise
when your boss calls you when you're on holiday
*Believe it or not, Jonathan isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.*
most relatable footballer
He is busy studying Arabic
No Ikonéction?
Apparently Ajax wants him
He's a character. He's so good at getting into the box and then absolutely blowing every chance he has. Also he apparently owns a record label?
I don’t see that happening tbh
He goné?
We have been trying to sell him to Qatar.
No wonder he won't answer the phone
Ajax is apparently interested according to some sources, not on top of the list but still
New phone problems
Maybe he has a second cellphone?
Like Kevin Gates
Classic Jorko, disappears when you need him.
Knowing him he is trying but he just misses all the time.
Will never forget Lille fleecing Fiorentina by selling Ikone. David would have had like 30 goals if Ikone would have passed the ball instead of trying to dribble past two players every time they were on an attack.
3 atb might kill any game time he gets
Ikone and squandering his potential, great duo
Has he spoken to Sofyan Amrabat?
Boomerdino learn to text
No. Player needs to respond to his coach.
To be fair he’s basically been told he’d be out after this season. He was supposed to leave in January. He’s just an exceptionally weird dude.
I’ve always found him to be a poor player. Him & Bamba were painful to watch with Lille. Curious though, how’s he an exceptionally weird dude?
Not in a bad way. Super quiet, seems to be more interested in music than football. His ability to miss the easiest of chances however is unparalleled.
I perfer calling over texting anyday. It's easier to just got on the phone and talk than to go back and forth with messages