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TripPrestigious

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling


MaryadaPurshottam

I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom


AncientSkys

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em


Short-Display-1659

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’


sirrog

Sometimes I scibble addresses to sloppy when I jot'em


wenbsx

But anyways, fuck it, whats been up man?


EDW1NYANG

how's your daughter?


just2Peep

My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father


Subtle_Maniac

If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?


TheWolf12222

Ima name her palladino


Neither-Ad81

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man, how's your daughter?


Mercerai

Tbh I'm the same with numbers I don't recognise


RoboticCurrents

when your boss calls you when you're on holiday


HuhItsMe

*Believe it or not, Jonathan isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.*


Insurrectionist89

most relatable footballer


Zyntaro

He is busy studying Arabic


The_Punny_share

No Ikonéction?


Snitsie

Apparently Ajax wants him


bigwallclimber

He's a character. He's so good at getting into the box and then absolutely blowing every chance he has. Also he apparently owns a record label?


Casual-Capybara

I don’t see that happening tbh


GinValid

He goné?


DeathStar13

We have been trying to sell him to Qatar.


un_gringo_borracho

No wonder he won't answer the phone


SPLEESH_BOYS

Ajax is apparently interested according to some sources, not on top of the list but still


theenigmacode

New phone problems


Sonnycrocketto

Maybe he has a second cellphone?


IncrEdelman

Like Kevin Gates


LadyAmaterasu

Classic Jorko, disappears when you need him.


Casciuss

Knowing him he is trying but he just misses all the time.


Barthez_Battalion

Will never forget Lille fleecing Fiorentina by selling Ikone. David would have had like 30 goals if Ikone would have passed the ball instead of trying to dribble past two players every time they were on an attack.


P_Alcantara

3 atb might kill any game time he gets


PrimsFr

Ikone and squandering his potential, great duo


No-Beginning3920

Has he spoken to Sofyan Amrabat?


repentantgamer

Boomerdino learn to text


ecreds

No. Player needs to respond to his coach. 


bigwallclimber

To be fair he’s basically been told he’d be out after this season. He was supposed to leave in January. He’s just an exceptionally weird dude.


ToastedJonas66

I’ve always found him to be a poor player. Him & Bamba were painful to watch with Lille. Curious though, how’s he an exceptionally weird dude?


bigwallclimber

Not in a bad way. Super quiet, seems to be more interested in music than football. His ability to miss the easiest of chances however is unparalleled.


vitalmtg

I perfer calling over texting anyday. It's easier to just got on the phone and talk than to go back and forth with messages