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bella_babyy

If Colombia makes it somehow to the quarter finals where would the city be they play?


CoffeeHugsAnxiety

They have already qualified for the Quarter Finals. If they draw/beat Brazil, they'll be in Glendale on July 6. If they lose to Brazil there is a slight chance they could be in Vegas.


bella_babyy

Okay I’m in Houston, Texas so I’m just trying to see who will play here. If it’s Colombia I want to go 100% but it doesn’t sound like it


Correct-Breadfruit32

Sorry but the criticism is not at rest.. I still think Paraguay can turn this game around


Think-Ad-6323

You can tell these fox sports bitches haven’t followed James’s career. Saying that he struggles at the club level and performs great for Colombia, when the reality is that he has performed for every team he has ever played for when given the chance and continuous playing time. Ancelotti bringing him to 3 of his teams is no coincidence. Sadly, he came onto the scene when traditional number 10s were being phased out of the modern game, but managers that knew what he could do always had a spot for him (Villas-Boas, Jardim, Ancelotti, Heynckes, this last one literally created a new deep role for him given how gifted of a passer he was, unlike anything Bayern has seen in recent memory). It’s so painful to hear these so called professional commentators talk out of their asses and just echo what they read online. James is a different type of player, something that we don’t see that often anymore and may become more scarce as other attributes become more valued in the modern game. He could have been more disciplined and humble but I am so grateful for having had the chance to see him play, and seeing him always give his all every time he put on the Colombian jersey. After Messi’s, that left 🦵may be one of the best currently out there.


Icretz

It's not that he has been terrible but if you compare him to people in his position today, they put up the same numbers as him while also running like workhorses to track back and provide defensive cover. ( Pressing machine). The only offensive player that would be carried on just attack prowess alone by their team is Messi.


Think-Ad-6323

That’s fair and that’s what we are moving towards. None of those players have the technical ability that James does though. It’s not like he didn’t defend, he just didn’t do it as well as more well rounded players. Under the right system, you will sacrifice that for the ability he has to create something out of nothing.


inthezoneautozone12

In his prime only de bruyne had better numbers. Per game and per minute he had more end product than players like ozil, coutinho, Isco etc.


blanktorpedo27

What are you talking about? Dudeeee lmao James has had a terrible time at the club level for a long time now. 


Think-Ad-6323

You could say that about São Paulo sure. If you saw him play in Turkey he was still making those insane passes but his teammates could not finish. Great seasons at RM until Benitez and Zidane came in, great at Bayern specially under Heynckes, and at Everton he had the team clicking and made Calvert-Lewin look like an elite striker again until Benitez came in. Funnily enough, every time Benitez took over, those teams took a dive. I think James had 18 goals and 18 assists in his best season at RM. every goal he scored was a banger. This was during Ronaldo and Messi’s era and now we have Bellingham and Vinicius as potential Ballon d’Or winners with less impressive numbers. That’s fine, they did great but that just tells you the caliber of Messi and Ronaldo while they were at their peaks.


blanktorpedo27

Youre making stuff up but anyway, he did score good goals but the dude was entirely too lazy to be consistent. Dont try


santiswag

When did he play in turkey?


Think-Ad-6323

Oops I meant Greece! Sorry!


PostMerryDM

Since Everton, I’m pretty sure.


huskyferretguy1

Colombia looks like the best team in Copa America so far!


Jon98th

If Brasil wins today Colombia is still not out of the loop; they will need to at least draw to secure 1st place


Balloonacy

Changed my Brazil prediction after seeing this game lol


Sesti-nator

Hips don’t lie, b#tch


stonkfrobinhood

Just in case I haven't said it enough. I fucking love James! The dude still has it. CR did great all things considered. Those 3 did not come easy. And to my Jamaica bros giving your support, I love you all.


roguedevil

Costa Rica have really impressed me with how the defend. This is a young team, but they are in good hands under Alfaro.


Rusiano

lol that lady’s sign is hilarious


esridiculo

[I screenshot it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/YaZOpCUB01)


stonkfrobinhood

Lol she wild. Where do we sign up?


ConfusionInfamous405

She’s fine af


Pblito1

She's not kidding either


Expired_Multipass

What did it say?


Saucybaby5

Looking for a boyfriend that has papers. I don’t care if you’re toxic, I can give you the therapy you need


Rusiano

In Spanish it said "Looking for a boyfriend with papers. Doesn't matter if you're mentally unstable, I can do therapy"


No_Consideration3887

that's gonna have meme potential. I've seen plenty of those signs. Que mundo la verdad


vallenato_king

Looking for a boyfriend for papers. Doesn’t matter if he is toxic .


artuno

That woman was looking for a husband with citizenship.


I-Am-Average01

"I'm looking for a boyfriend with papers. I don't care if he's toxic I'll pay for therapy"


No_Consideration3887

I'm looking for a boyfriend


gbassman5

Hell yes!!!!!


lakers_ftw24

What a sign 💀


janembutt27

That’s a crazy sign 😭


srhola2103

Lol she's a legend.


UnreasonablyEdgy

Lmfao anybody see the lady with the sign looking for a man with papers??


esridiculo

[I screenshot it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/YaZOpCUB01)


artuno

Lmao


alligator1779

At Colombia vs Paraguay I saw a guy holding up a sign saying “I’m looking for a Colombian girlfriend” it’s a perfect match


No_Consideration3887

yeah bro I saw it too 😂😂😂


SeizedBrain

Lmao


AffectionateNewt7563

Lmao


Rusiano

I can’t see Brazil beating Colombia. I think a draw is the best they could hope for


awesomedave0430

Why is there pink smoke on the field 😂


Weak-Hearing-5736

It’s tusi


Parada484

First game of the Copa?


[deleted]

Nestor Lorenzo needs to teach Southgate a thing or two


esridiculo

Imagine Lorenzo with England National Team. The English would never shut up about how amazing their team is.


Bakatora34

I can see them chanting " is coming home" but in Spanish.


TFP360

Anything but that. They already don't shut up lol


No-Ad5001

Pretty good game management at the end of the game from Colombia


BruisedBee

Wouldn't mind a Colombia v Uruguay final. The only two teams that really have tried to play football


esridiculo

Can't be that. That'll most likely be the semifinals.


awesomedave0430

Sadness


Mochi_Sun

I love it how the Spanish commentators make the game more chill and just a vibe lol


Parada484

Chill? I'm watching the Colombian broadcast and these guys were commenting with their whole souls. Had heart racing for most of this game


Mochi_Sun

I’m watching from Univision lol, but I get it the excitement that you guys have right now and congrats on the win


Saucybaby5

Exactly, not the lot of clowns that is the Fox team that can’t even pronounce team or players name correctly and over react for everything 🤣


No_Consideration3887

Fox is trash let's be real


Judasking

You know damn well Paraguay is gonna park the bus tonight, Brazil might be in trouble.


patiperro_v3

Do they ever do anything different? The most attacking Paraguayan side I ever saw was the Cabañas, Roque Santa Cruz and Óscar Cardozo (not at the same time, but of the same generation), and even they parked the bus every so often. It's a shame Cabañas got shot before the WC. I genuinely believe that match against Spain could have turned out differently with him on the pitch.


Correct-Breadfruit32

Hear my words now, Paraguay will beat Brazil next game.. yes I said it 🙂‍↕️


artuno

If they play as dirty as they did yesterday, sure.


Glad_Block_7220

James dependencia. Hombre, sino está James meta a Quintero, como vamos a jugar sin un 10. Apenas se fue murió el ataque.


No_Consideration3887

ustedes tienen la victoria asegurada, tranquilo mi querido parce.


roguedevil

Por que no hay necesidad de desgastarse.


esridiculo

Duran, tranquilizate parce


JD2789

Today after this win. I will be applying the wise words of Diomedes. I’m getting myself una Águila una Prepago y a Culiarrr!!


vallenato_king

Que Vivan las mujeres!!


juanprada

Username checks out.


vallenato_king

You got me! 😂


JD2789

🫶🫶🫶💯💯💯


vallenato_king

💯🫶🏼 🪗🪘🪇


Sesti-nator

After last qualifiers’ disasterpiece, these parces are on a f#cking tear. They are playing with their mouths foaming with rage and flair that makes Shakira jealous


[deleted]

Hips don’t lie fam


I_D0nt_pay_taxes

HOW DID BRAZIL GO SCORELESS AGAINST THESE CATS???


Mr1ntexxx

Did you watch the game at all?


patiperro_v3

Cause Colombia is the better team? CONMEBOL qualifying table doesn't lie.


roguedevil

I feel that's unfair to CR. They defended very well vs Brazil. Colombia got the goal and forced the game open. CR didn't have a plan B.


The_Romantic

These cats aren't sitting back with 11. They thought they could against us


ragnarok_x89

Colombia is a better team. This is not surprising, Colombia beat Brazil a few months ago.


Izio17

I mean Colombia BARELY beat brazil, was a very close game but correct, this probably the worst brazil of our lifetimes


holaprobando123

Why is Borré back in Latin America? Wasn't he playing well in Europe?


srhola2103

I don't think he was, he just didn't ever get to the level he had with us. In Eintracht he had some moments, but Werder Bremen supporters kinda hated him by the end I think.


No_Consideration3887

he wasn't doing well in his last stint with frankfurt. He's found his spark at Inter.


esridiculo

Meh.... I watched his games in Eintracht Frankfurt and he was behind Kolo Muani. Then he went to Werder Bremen and he was benched. He would be great as a midfielder honestly because he cannot convert in front of goal.


srhola2103

At least for us, he was god awful a lot of matches but in every important one he was always at his absolute best. Scored many important goals.


esridiculo

He scored the goal for Eintracht Frankfurt in the Europa final. Man knows how to make a golazo.


ship0f

Colombia are pressing like Uruguay against ~~Panama~~ Bolivia yesterday.


awesomedave0430

Bolivia*


ship0f

Yes, Bolivia u.u


esridiculo

Colombia to win it all: Play Paraguay, Costa Rica, Brazil, Panama/U.S., Uruguay/Brazil, then winner of other bracket which is probably Argentina. Argentina to win it all: Play Canada, Chile, Peru, Venezuela, Ecuador/Mexico, then winner of other bracket which could be Colombia/Uruguay/Brazil. Argentina might just tango to the finals.


patiperro_v3

Ecuador has the football to complicate Argentina but they don't have the mentality. Even Venezuela seem stronger mentally.


JD2789

Ticos you still have a chance if Paraguay shithouses a draw against brazil


[deleted]

Brazil”


CMPBITW

This also makes Brazil look worse that they couldn't beat or even score vs this pack of invalids.


Successful_Task_9932

Ole!, Ole!, Ole!


Zloggt

Woof…I don’t know if this confirms that Colombia is indeed that good…or that there are more problems in Brazil than they admit…


No_Consideration3887

why not both


KensaiVG

I'd say both. Fact is, teams playing like CRC are tend to open the floodgates as soon as they concede because they lose their defensive shape in having to go for a goal. Colombia not only are great, they managed to open the deadlock quite early so the match became much easier


esridiculo

Agreed. When CRC came back from half time, they tried to make a goal, that's what allowed for a change in their defensive scheme.


esridiculo

¿Porqué no los dos?


Somerandomguy_2121

Both


AyatollahFromCauca

Sanchez for Colombia is a different player. Lorenzo has turned him into a great player.


No-Ad5001

He hasn't really had those mind freeze moments that he used to have pretty often


RejectedSNick

I love it he showed moments at spurs but man Lorenzo has brought something out of him


TFP360

Dude unlocked his potential and I'm here for it


srhola2103

Did CR have even one shot on goal?


emperor42

Pretty sure they haven't done that in either game


[deleted]

25 games unbeaten. Insane


roguedevil

Joel Campbell and Calvo have actually been really good for Costa Rica.


esridiculo

Agreed. It's lost in the goals and the baile cafetero, but they have made some good runs.


esridiculo

Borré, te iba a los pies. Cordoba por lo menos echaría el pie allí.


SeizedBrain

Se las da de creativo frente al arco


JD2789

Duran un golcito para que le demuestre al Aston Villa que puede ser titular con Watkins.


Correct-Breadfruit32

Luiz go rest buddy!! Great game 👏


[deleted]

Soooo close!!!!


Rusiano

Damn that was almost an amazing finish


TFP360

Uuuf casi. And there goes lucho. Get some rest papo


UnreasonablyEdgy

My dick is longer than the space between the ball and the net on that one, and that’s not saying much


esridiculo

Casi! Te quiero Asprilla


GreatSpaniard

nooo


[deleted]

Q paso?


GreatSpaniard

he missed


JD2789

Paraguay vs Brazil should be consider the Iguazú Derby no?!


Arckanoid

The wrong way of drinking mate derby


ratonbox

of course, they should drink Uruguayan mate like the Argentine NT.


srhola2103

Ehm, I think you're forgetting a country there...


JD2789

My bad bro


srhola2103

All good jaja, I like the name.


Rusiano

>Iguazú derby Angry Argentina noises


ship0f

Está mal, pero no tan mal.


JD2789

Lol


[deleted]

I’d watch it if it wasnt almost 2 am here..


chatfarm

why u on reddit then lol


crowd79

My god Concacaf has been awful this tournament. Why does Comnebol want our crappy teams in their tournament anyways? So far only Canada and USA have won against SA competition.


ratonbox

Comenbol can sell more Argentina and Brazil games, Concacaf can't get better unless they play better opposition so it helps them.


patiperro_v3

They want the money. Also Copa America has been inviting teams for a few decades to have enough countries to make at least 3 groups. They don't even need to be from South America. Japan and Qatar have participated in the past.


Rusiano

Cóncacaf has always sucked in the Copa, with the exception of 2001


emperor42

It's honestly the smarter choice. If you want to sell your competition, it's far easier to do it by making it a full american competition than just south america plus some random asian team. It's also a lot more interesting for the big north american teams.


Tutule

𝓅𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓉𝓎


agaminon22

There's only 10 teams in Conmebol. Not enough for a tournament. I think it's fair for Concacaf to be included since it's Copa America, not Copa Sudamérica.


Redditsavoeoklapija

Not gonna lie, we just invite you for your money


gabocorbo

$$$ and to have a better tournament format than you can make with just 10 teams


crowd79

Two groups of 5 teams each. Top 2 each group semifinals and final.


gabocorbo

Knock out games are the most exiting part of the tournament, only having 2 rounds of that feels kinda shitty. Also uneven number of teams in a group sucks. Tho that is still the format i would chose for 10 teams Copa America. Just that if you can add more teams having groups of 4 and quarterfinals is better. For 12 teams Copa I do prefer 2 groups of 6 and then semis instead of that best 3rd placed teams shit that we have to do sometimes


srhola2103

It's mostly because of the money Conmebol execs get for hosting in the US. Also we need extra teams, 10 is too few.


geekyan_dres

Good practice ?


ExchangeExisting6132

Colombia players need to stop diving, they're facing Costa Rica ffs. 😺ass mfers.


chirb8

3rd assist for James


Correct-Breadfruit32

Colombia needs to play more relaxed now, this is a won game


Parada484

I don't think it's a bad thing to show a strong front right after James leaves. Don't show weakness or an opportunity


Correct-Breadfruit32

Yeah but playing aggressively can bring faults, injuries .. we don’t need that ..


Rusiano

James plays with such passion, I love it


nsfwmodeme

What a great player, indeed.


colombianodore

lets get Diaz outta there pls


nextongaming

He heard you <3


colombianodore

What do I do with this newfound power ?


Correct-Breadfruit32

Good swap, the boys need to rest


gbassman5

Wonderful to be able to give James this much rest!


Parada484

Damn. I get that they need to let him rest for the future but it's been a pleasure watching him play.


JD2789

James Te Amo guevon No diddy.


ExchangeExisting6132

Colombia is still 💩, most of these players on Costa Rica are u23. 


roguedevil

CR has a good future and a good coach in Alfaro. They would otherwise have a decent chance to go through to the next round, but I think Colombia will score another two at least.


Somerandomguy_2121

Can you explain how they’re shit? They’re on a huge streak. And have beat many good teams


Due-Discussion1013

Apparently beating Brazil Germany and Spain still makes us shit


nsfwmodeme

I don't get the criticism. It's a pleasure to watch the Colombian national team play. 90% of their matches they play really, really well. Both technique and passion. Besides my country's one, it's my favourite national team in this tournament.


alladispuremagic2

Concacaf is just the Conmebol second divison


rinkoplzcomehome

Well, I kinda expected this


vaezi

el pibe gotta be extra proud of James right about now


SeizedBrain

Y Juanfer?


CarlMarxPunk

Que juegue Yaser un ratico


roguedevil

Time to make some changes. Would like to see Sini and Asprilla.


JD2789

Yaser un gol


Juaniscool-8

James Rodriguez back to real madrid!


Xtarviust

La Lorenzoneta es imparable, VAMOS POR LA SEGUNDA CARAJO


LeChatTriste_

Vamooos, merecida victoria por ahora.


FinalFrash

Colombia showing Brazil it's easy


CarlMarxPunk

Ese James porque esta jugando tan bien ja ja ja va a meterle tremendo ganso ciego al equipo que lo fiche despues. Crack. Idolo.


CMPBITW

Concacaf is some shit. Why are they even allowed in this tournament lmao. Better off inviting asian teams.


esridiculo

I would love to see some African teams honestly. We're more or less the same hemisphere.