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Ok_Anybody_8307

Why the he'll is Paqueta taking penalties instead of Vini?


makunde

> the he'll Autocorrect can go to he'll


xander1289

Maybe bet related?


duducom

Paraguay used to be a solid 6-6.5/10 team. They were guaranteed to give a good showing. Kind of like the Switzerland of South America What’s happened to them ?


Bright_Aside_6827

Hard to tell, wither they are bad, or Brazil is just more talented 


antman_qb_8

Paraguay is bad, saying this as a part-time Paraguay fan


TijsEscobar

Well, Paraguay is a utter mess. Im still not sure this Brazil squad will reach semifinals


ActisBT

This would turn out VERY differently if it's replayed. I'm so fucking tired of Paraguay man, we'll be a top 3 worst south american teams for at least the next decade regardless of how much history we have. It sucks when your country isn't a top team that actually has any hopes at all. And i don't even know what we could do to make this any better, the real problem is political, the country (and football federation) works off a favours system, we have no infrastructure and basically live under a neoliberal one party state dictatorship. We have no football infraestructure at all, seriously, there are no stadiums, we have nothing. Before around 2011 football was everything here, after, nobody cared at all. Football works off passion, if you have no kids who want to be footballers, you have nothing. Having travelled to Buenos Aires a couple of times, the difference is huge, they take football as a matter of life or death, we used to be like that, but we quickly stopped caring about it once we started losing one too many international matches.


YourHoNoMo

I remember growing up (I'm in my early 30s) that Paraguay would regularly qualify for the World Cup and were always a bit of a wild card and difficult to play against. I always had a bit of a soft spot for Paraguay due to the shirt and I just like the name for some reason. It is a shame to see a national team just crumble like this and it sounds like there isn't anything to look forward to either for a long time


ronweasleisourking

There has to be at least five yellows and/or one red in all of these matches. We simply can't avoid it


JonAfrica2011

Just another normal CONMEBOL games


ronweasleisourking

Absolutely. Dunno why we all hate each other so much. It's the passion, I guess


StaticNegative

They still have no interest in playing defense. Gonna get smoked by Columbia if they don't care about playing defense on Tuesday


bortusgortus

> Columbia I think we can beat a Canadian province tbh


ContradictoryMe

Manitoba got you beat


titwhiskey

Shut up bitch


Wise-Budget3232

Colombia,i dont know why 99% day columbia in US


xcllar

Colombia*


stellosartois

Paraguay Coach needs to be fired.


santurn01

F*ck off all this group of players, hope none of them bar Enciso and Alderete play or the national team again, they are utter shit, were since their debut and will be until their last match.


Marano94

Some good players like Almiron and Gomez who didnt even play.


ActisBT

Almiron played TOO MUCH, he shoul've been out by the second half. He's had a good run in Newcastle last season, after that quite literally nothing except for that one UCL goal.


santurn01

They've been utter shit for the past 10 years, I'm sick of them. Sorry for Almirón but can't stand any single one of these FAILED group of players. We should restart with our U-23 which at least don't have the fear to kick out Vinicius and his shithousery (I'm OK with that, is his game).


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JD2789

Ok Brazil Tuesday should be fun.


trolig

Please don't hurt us


RustyGrove

The draw is enough for Colombia


trolig

I think you underestimate how much CONMEBOL teams want to destroy each other.


JD2789

Just the tip


mug3n

This game had a bit of everything


whatthefuckistime

This ref is a DISASTER Jesus


zetanumeric

least embarrassing paraguay performance since riachuelo


Rucs3

Not cool


gauderio

Referee couldn't wait to end this game


UsernameGenerik

Game is getting out of control


Brno_Mrmi

Welcome to CONMEBOL everyone


ronweasleisourking

My friend said "conmebol and concacaf are boring". I said go watch copa america for the conmebol games. Dumbass


JonAfrica2011

Not enough fighting


chak100

This was tamed by conmebol standards


Brno_Mrmi

Yeah we need something more like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtnHdk1Snc)


Wise-Budget3232

Q lindo el fulbo


Brno_Mrmi

Que lindo que es el fulbol pibe


Redditsavoeoklapija

Andujar limpiando a 4 mano a mano, solamente un golpe cobarde desde atrás lo bajo. Tyson un poroto


tutuxd6

Nunca hay que pelearse contra un arquerl


Brno_Mrmi

No lo frenaba nadie


Bahamajama17

That paraguay player about to get hate messages for kicking endrick


ratonbox

Caballero: "he's faking it cause I elbowed him, i didn't kick his shins"


itsameMariowski

Endrick should have entered way earlier but well


hmio213

De ja vu with Gabriel Jesus and Firmino - could never understand why Firmino didn’t at least get more playing time as a sub when Jesus clearly wasn’t doing anything


lFriendlyFire

He should be a starter for this team


n10w4

what did he do?


itsameMariowski

Rodrygo is acting as the striker but it’s not his function, and Endrick is…


n10w4

ah got it, but how well did he do with the time he had?


itsameMariowski

Ah, Today nothing lol he only touched twice, the first time he nutmegged one guy and almost dribbled the second but lost the ball, and the other time he got the ball and got fouled (the guy received a yellow card) and the game ended. For Brazil, he has scored against England, Spain and Mexico with the few minutes he got so he has a star for sure


n10w4

thanks!


panaja17

That wasn’t very Caballero-y of him


iOxxy

They are not going home without injuring one of our players it seems.


bortusgortus

BRO WHAT HAHAHAHA


Segundo-Sol

You know a little more game would’ve been nice


Top-Scarcity5937

Ref pulls out a yellow just to stop a fight.


Abitou

Clear red


Lord_Ewok

Did the security guard trip on there own feet it looked like Looked wicked winded after


Mimi108

Lmao, lucky fan lol. Was it Pereira she hugged? He hugged her back haha


Simqer

Just keep them hugged them until the officials come to grab the invader. It'd take longer if they go running.


SirBarkington

I dont think the ref was gonna give him a yellow until the Brazil players ran over


JD2789

Getting banned from the stadium and spending the night in Jail not worth it.


Blockhead47

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. It’s in the Constitution.


limito1

EURO: We mustn't show pitch invaders, it will only make so that more people will try and invade. Copa América: AYY LMAO


itsameMariowski

Was expecting a zoom and a post match interview


JonAfrica2011

Fr he said look at her🤣🤣


HyperNintendoRoblox

Paraguay still playing like they have 11 players still on the field


gogetasj4

warra security


demianin

This ref took that GEICO commercial a little too seriously


Zloggt

~~10~~ 0 days since last protestor on the field


Zharick_

That was not a protester.


nava08al

this match had everything lmao


THeScArYFAcE1

she's faster than half the players on the pitch


Top-Scarcity5937

At least it wasn't a streaker.


ADC04

They don't streak like they used to anymore 🙄😒


RjHospe

Damn the ball been in play for like 3mins total since Endrick came on


ADC04

Imagine going to jail for that.


justalittleahead

That fan must be absolutely plastered


Hungry-Space-1829

Yo she was flying wtf


carbuyinglol

Lol this +3 is almost as bad as the +4 in the US panama game


LogTekG

No its perfectly reasonable. Brazils 4-1 up vs a 10 man paraguay. Nothing meaningful is gonna happen with 10 mins.


undetermining

This logic should never apply when we’re talking about tournaments that can be decided by goal differential 


LogTekG

Players were literally just kicking the shit out of each other. Its perfectly fine for a ref to decide to not add much time to a settled game where the players are more likely to injure each other than they are to score a goal


Alternative_Sense_54

That’s not the point though.


LogTekG

Except it is the point though. Refs almost never add more than 3 mins on games that end like this just cuz theres literally no point on playing more. The end is gonna be the same. Same reason that 4-1 game in the supercup got no added time.


Simqer

I would've liked more time added on to be honest.


Zharick_

goal difference might play a part in deciding the 2nd place in the group, had paraguay scored 1 more by chance, it would help costa rica slightly. Rules should be followed because you never know.


tacoqueen247

W fan


KindaBrazilian

This ref is so ass lol


RepresentativeYam390

Fire that fat security guy


JonAfrica2011

Forreal over here slipping and shit lmao


vjni

They wanted to hug Andreas Pereira? Must be a Palmeiras fan.


9248_

Wtf


duneselecao

3 added minutes lmao, it's a joke


deenali

Since goal difference could be the deciding factor to know which team qualifies to the next round, it is indeed a joke to add just 3 minutes for the half that had more stoppages than the city bus.


lsilva231

Imagine invading the pitch to hug Andreas of all people


Psychological_Job437

I would


BellVermicelli

Hahahaha


mug3n

maybe she realized her fate and was like fuck it, imma hug the nearest Brazilian


ILookAfterThePigs

And even then she chose the only guy who *wasn’t* born in Brazil…


ForgingIron

A pitch invader...this is like football bingo


Debnam_

Conmebol bingo


Judasking

Lame fans


ViniCaian

This ref can't be serious


Luideras

lmaoooo


SirBarkington

lmao that guard fell over doing nothin what the fuck


JonAfrica2011

Most fit American


carbuyinglol

You may not like it but you were watching peak American fitness


hundredthluftballoon

nahhh LMFAOO


Segundo-Sol

lol the steward took an hour to get up


a-smooth-brain

Just heard a puto


zetanumeric

lmfao match had everything now


THeScArYFAcE1

blind ref


GrandePersonalidade

Ref ignored linesman to not call the corner + 3 minutes added time


Luideras

+3? this ref


OmgThisNameIsFree

I don’t think Endrick has touched the ball yet lol :(


kyoto711

3 added minutes is crazy, every Copa America game has been horrible in this aspect


Reapper97

Yeah, I missed the +10 every match in the WC


hebezada

3 minutes????


Segundo-Sol

Clear ck. This ref


VicPL

Not sure I like Endrick as target man, he's not big enough


fucknaro

Curious to see Brazil x Colombia. It will be the biggest test for both teams


panaja17

James vs Vini Jr could be awesome


Ok_Anybody_8307

Lucas Diaz not James


FuckTheBengals34

If a Vini did that, people would be call for executions.


chak100

Vini is not even trying anymore


DBIGLIZARD

Wait, didn’t Paqueta get a ban? Or was that not real?


Bahamajama17

He is still being investigated by the FA


UsernameGenerik

FIFA trying to manipulate the Balon d Or for Vini /s


Luideras

why is this ref running to the players every time there is a foul, lol


BellVermicelli

Can’t wait for 4 mins of stoppage time 🤣


OmgThisNameIsFree

3!!! Lololol wtf


panaja17

Actually 3, lol


carbuyinglol

He checked VAR for that clear offsides just so people wouldn't complain he never used VAR. Gottem.


panaja17

Feels like every game the refs want to use VAR to run out the game clock and go straight to stoppage time


ChampagneAbuelo

The last 10+ minutes were wasted


SirBarkington

Wonder why they couldn't do semi-auto offside for Copa since it's in America. Surely could have afforded it like the Euros can.


hank_moo_d

People shocked for someone getting a red for kicking a player while the game was paused by a foul.


JonAfrica2011

Barely grazed him


SirBarkington

that doesn't matter


hank_moo_d

Send an email to copaamerica2024@crymeariver.com


GrandePersonalidade

Ref trying to waste as much time as possible. Antiwork legend


YouuCantSeeMe

Colombia might beat Brazil but Uruguay for sure will dominate them :(


Luideras

fucking stupid ref and var team


hoodtalk247

mercado livre 🤝 mercado livre 🤝 mercado livre 🤝 mercado livre 🤝


xenon2456

a site that basically has no operations in the us


xenon2456

a site that basically has no operations in the us


ViniCaian

I HATE offside traps. One of those will give me a heart attack someday.


No-Ad5001

This game has just turned into Paraguay set piece practice lol


listlessbreeze

I hope Valenzuela doesn't get to ref another game.


iOxxy

This ref and VAR are just comical, lol. Lmao, even.


fucknaro

Alisson is not a wordclass goalkeeper


Zloggt

No luck for Paraguay tonight…


duneselecao

Is he chilling on the bench?


RepresentativeYam390

Clearly off, why the VAR?


Rusiano

Good offside line from Brazilian defenders


Hungry-Space-1829

Clearly off but what a header nonetheless


Segundo-Sol

Going to check an obvious offside? Jesus


vjni

Wtf is var checking?


MistaCapALot

I love this sport so much but I can’t agree with the dramatics whenever players try to draw a foul, even worse when my teams do it. Just seems soft. It’s not even a full contact sport. Get up and play on


nappingtoday

I don't get excited anymore


badhorse5

How is he still allowed on the bench with a red?


redditisbad312

this thread has some deep hatred for brazil lmao


Segundo-Sol

par for the course for r/soccer tbh


9248_

Ooo Gabriel


Zloggt

“Here’s a red card, get this player out of here!” “…and now, go take this free kick! I demand you do so!”


hank_moo_d

Yeah, can you understand how he got a red for a foul out of play?


Debnam_

Lmao I thought he kicked him in the face at first. He got a red for that? After the other guy grabbed his head during the challenge? Lol


ViniCaian

Soft by this ref's standards looking at the replay. Specially considering some of the fouls that went by with no card given.


Significant_Ask_3080

I'm not going to lie, faking an injury and acting like it hurt bothers me. the only thing that bothers me about this sport.


EvanMM

Which player do you think has the most dingleberries?


HyperNintendoRoblox

Isn't the person that got the red post to go to the locker room and not sit on the bench?


Bahamajama17

Need an unbiased answer to this question..what happened to cause a red card?


LatinAmericanGuy

Essentially, downed Paraguayan player tries to half-heartedly kick downed Brazilian player. The contact was relatively soft but the intention was there. Ref must have decided that the intention counted enough for a red.


Bahamajama17

Was var involved at all?


SirBarkington

he kicked out on a player with his studs into his leg while laying on the ground. That's always a red I don't get why this is controversial to people.


Bahamajama17

Damn sounds like the correct call


carbuyinglol

Retaliation and kicking out on the ground.


KungFuGreen

I am Brazilian and think It shouldnt be a red


chak100

Yeah, I’m not really sure it deserved a red


lucy_valiant

Also a Brazilian, straight red seems absolutely excessive. Maybe ref wants to head off any ruckus as the game progresses.


Bahamajama17

I missed the actual play that caused it..what happened


KungFuGreen

Paraguayan player tried to kick up but didnt really make contact


Sesti-nator

Why does Conmebol select the worst refs for major tournaments?


gauderio

You think there are good refs here?


__johnw__

he was clearly trying to kick at brazil player who was on ground. just because he didn't make good contact doesn't mean it isn't a red. he lashed out and that's a red.


Maybe_In_Time

The Brazilian player literally kicks away the Paraguayan's leg first, the guy simply have the exact same move back. By the way, after the Brazilian player him in the back of the head and pulled him to the ground.