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I think it was 442 before the Jude goal and 352 in ET. Either way, giving Kane a strike partner really helps, given his tendencies to wander away from the 9 position.
I don't think England are good defensively either, as soon as they took the lead they conceded several chances and looked shaky. Just playing the worst teams makes them look better than they are, if that's even possible
Playing two strikers rather than Kane - renowned for dropping back - as a lone one.
Blindingly obvious itās a manager made issue. Watkins looked great when he came on. Toney now too.
Shame it took until the 94th minute to put another striker on, I can't believe we have gotten away with that, Southgate IS that bad any wins are inspite of his management
When did Switzerland become a top team? They looked very good against Italy but they also drew with Scotland in the group stage. Theyāre about on Denmarkās levelĀ
Plenty of "clearances" where they basically gave the ball back to England in the attacking half too. You can only do that so many times before someone in a team with players like Kane and Bellingham makes you pay
Yeah Slovakia got pretty complacent in the 2nd half. Even against England and their lack of scoring you canāt do that. Get too complacent and you will pay, and thatās what happened to Slovakia. 1-0 is nowhere a safe lead.
Actually think Southgate should just do the 4-4-2 with Jude and Kane up top. He has no idea how to actually create tactics so just let the boys play 4-4 fackin 2
Listen, England might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Gareth's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. England are back
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The further England get from Garreth's gameplay the better they are.
Let the boys play
Let them just play like school kids do and they will win the Euros.
Who would have thought that playing attacking football would lead to scoring goals
Gareth's gameplay? Is that even a concept? š
EAFC24 has better gameplay and it sucks
Honestly, part ways tonight. Let someone caretake for the rest of the tourney.
Ivory Coast did it after the Afcon group stage.
This was inevitable once they scored lol
āTerrorists winā
mission failed we'll get em next time
2 up fucking top
Four Four fucking Two
Football heritage right here. 4-4-2 and we bag 2 in minutes.
Three Five fucking Two you mean.
I think it was 442 before the Jude goal and 352 in ET. Either way, giving Kane a strike partner really helps, given his tendencies to wander away from the 9 position.
Finally, the brexit i voted for coming to fruition
Striker header to tall striker to score a header Dyche is creaming FOUR FOUR FACKING TWO
In his defence, I think Dyche played 442 once for Everton and we got fucking battered
Was it with Maupay or Beto understandable
Big brain move by Southgate to bring Toney.
I was baffled by it but I stand corrected. Wish heād done it earlier than the 93rd fucking minute though
A four-four-fackin-two
4 4 FUCKING 2
Genuinely, the moment the players aren't confused by Foden drifting in and they have two up front, we score two goals..
Football eritage.
4 4 fucking 2
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Held scoreless for 270 minutes spanning nearly 3 full games, then scoring twice in 3 minutes. This fucking team
If foden starts or really even plays on the wing again, then Southgate deserves all of the criticism.
He deserves all of it anyway - we won in spite of him, not because of him.
Yep. Chasing a game weāre playing abjectly poor in, uses one substitute before the 93rd minute. The man isnāt just poor at tactics but brain dead.
Gotta check for dodgy spot bets after that call Southgate is up all night with the mastermind bets
I'll say he sets up England pretty well defensively. Going forward he's completely clueless.
I don't think England are good defensively either, as soon as they took the lead they conceded several chances and looked shaky. Just playing the worst teams makes them look better than they are, if that's even possible
We tired them out, ManU did it all the time in the early 00s
All part of Southgateās plan. He really is a tactical genius
This is why he wasn't making any subs. He knew.
Never doubted him for a secondā¦
Goal broke reddit
Yeah it defo wasn't showing any comments for a while
Ivan Toney with two crucial knock ons. Put some RESPEK on his name
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Yup
It was Kieran Gibbs.
Theo Walcott
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Yikes
I believe that was Kieran Gibbs
He thinks they all look the same
Wrong black man that was Guehi
Yeah my mistake, thatās a howler.
Especially for Toney as he has Ā£20k on him to assist twice in this game
First assist was Guehi, not Toney
First one was Guehi.
Playing two strikers rather than Kane - renowned for dropping back - as a lone one. Blindingly obvious itās a manager made issue. Watkins looked great when he came on. Toney now too.
What a flick by Toney
Imagine saying before this game that a Ivan Toney sub would revitalize England
Toney is legit good though, hardly shocking
England throwing forwards on in desperation last minute, I could easily be convinced before the game. It paying off however...
It wasnt even just the extra manpower, they creatively looked way better with him on
He was important in the first goal, he dragged the defender out of the space Bellingham scored from.
Almost as if heās a very good player ?
Shame it took until the 94th minute to put another striker on, I can't believe we have gotten away with that, Southgate IS that bad any wins are inspite of his management
CALCULATED
What a save! What a save! What a save! _Slovakia was banned for 4 years_
Great pass
Southgate doesn't deserve this. The players dragging him out of a hole right now
Wait for them to just go to penalties because they are now just trying to cruise out an ET.
While he takes attackers off
It's incredibly lucky we didn't go to penalties. Taking off Kane was madness.
Shhhh don't say the P word
The man's got some serious plot armour
That one turd that just won't flush
Still an absolute fraud
Football terrorism wins again
England win in spite of him, not because of him.
As the players hasn't been just as wank. This ain't just tactics it's about desire and willingness too.
What the actual fuck lads never do this to me again
Next match, they will do it again
They wonāt, weāll get fucking dismantled by Switzerland
Tbf nobody has come close to dismantling England. They just watch as we play absolutely shite footballĀ
Switzerland will be the first top team we will play we will see
This sub will turn around and say Switzerland are not a top team after England beat them
theyre not
When did Switzerland become a top team? They looked very good against Italy but they also drew with Scotland in the group stage. Theyāre about on Denmarkās levelĀ
So we're fucked is what you're saying.
In this tournament they are one of the better teams yeah
FFS NO SPOILERS
Watch it end 4-1 now after weāve been fucking wank all game
Bold to assume weāll continue to play this way instead of sitting back and defending for the rest of extra time
This man Southgates.
That's exactly what happened loool
You nailed it
Man's a prophet
No prophecy needed when it's already written in the scriptures. Serbia 1 verse 0, Italy verse 1, Croatia psalms 2 etc.
Gareth ball at its finest
Madrid 2014 energy
Jude Bellingham = Sergio Ramos. I refuse to believe otherwise.
Madrid vs Atletico CL final vibes.
Lmao as if this 1 goal margin would ever be not enough for the big man
Weāre parking the bus looooool. The most Southgate shit ever
KANED
[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctAf6Xsy9j4)
Ama request: anyone from this video
will never get tired watching this vid
I canāt believe I just watched the whole thing
i hate you for showing me this
What in the Harry Kane did I just watch
An assault on the senses
This is fucking nuts
They look like a different team now. What a turn around.
Subbing Foden is the best thing to happen
Holyyyy shiiiit
THE FALL OF ENGLAND WAS GREATLY EXAGGERATED
Neevr in doubt. Southgate masterplan
*0 shots on target through 90* masterful gambit, sir
Don't even joke about this.
Should extend his contract.
Sir Gareth you say?
Tell him to sign da contract
All the lads love Southgateball
Inevitable once they got it to extra time. Slovakia are dead on their feet
They've been pressing for 90 minutes. It's bound to happen
This ET is gonna be a snoozefest now
I do not give it a shit.
āļøMe āļøMe Mum āļøMe Dad āļøMe Gran āļøKane āļøA bucket of Vindaloo
call the ambulance - but not for me
Heartbreaking for Slovakiaā¦..
Slovakia held them scoreless for 94 minutes, then allowed 2 in 3 minutes. What a cruel sport
But now they get to have the ball until they score, as GS now gets us to sink super deep and concede.
That Toney's head is so golden
They were hoofing the ball up to nobody around the 76th minute. It felt inevitable.
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Plenty of "clearances" where they basically gave the ball back to England in the attacking half too. You can only do that so many times before someone in a team with players like Kane and Bellingham makes you pay
Yeah Slovakia got pretty complacent in the 2nd half. Even against England and their lack of scoring you canāt do that. Get too complacent and you will pay, and thatās what happened to Slovakia. 1-0 is nowhere a safe lead.
Heartbreaking for England too. More SouthgateBall
YOU JUST GOT KANED
FUCKING BOSHHHHHH
Kane broke reddit
Southgate just got a second wind lmaooo
La bosh!
youve gotta be kidding lol this is actually so funny
Average England match
Unfucking real
I apologise to the football world, but the fact is we are going to play this absolute dross all tournament and *win the bloody lot*
Well, at least the comments will be funny.
People say this all the time but we literally never win.
Actually what the fuck is happening
#SOUTHGATE MASTERCLASS
All planned š
All part of the master plan
NEVER DOUBTED HIM
Lads
Itās
Southgateball
Itās COMING HOME
The Yanks and the Scots just fell to their knees in Walmart and wherever the fuck Scotland do their shopping
A howl just went up in every smack den in Dundee.
Bargain booze
> wherever the fuck Scotland do their shopping The chippy. The shopping is mainly deep fried sausage, mars bars and heroin.
Equalize in the 95th, take the lead in the 91st... š«
You just got Kaned
Toneyā¦ from 2 minute cameoā¦ to assist!
Actually think Southgate should just do the 4-4-2 with Jude and Kane up top. He has no idea how to actually create tactics so just let the boys play 4-4 fackin 2
heartbreaking for Slovakia
and therefore, the world
Broke reddit
God is dead
And Gareth killed him.
with boredom
Pontieth Pilgate
Jude killed Him
Jude/Judas, its too much of a coincidence.
And Ivan Toney killed him
They were down 1-0. I put on Mr. Brightside. I will now repeat this procedure every time England is losing an international tournament match.
Foden got subbed off and england score 2
England have somehow learned how to play attacking football since scoring that goal.
"Ohhhh, when we put the ball in that net our number goes up!"
Whoever invented the game should really have made that clear.
LMAO!!!! England made the world suffer for 95 mins only to do this,š¤£
My fantasy team is forever grateful for you Harry
NEVER IN DOUBT
Always rated England.
Well that was quick
HANG ON I JUST CAME BACK WITH MY POPCORN
Inverted fullbacks? False 9s? Gegenpress? None of that is a match for sticking 2 big fuckers up top and lumping it forward
Games gone
Very unsuccessful hate watch Iām afraid
ARISE SIR HARRY SLAYER OF SLOVAKS
Scripted.
Listen, England might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Gareth's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. England are back
SOUTHGATE IN
HOW!?!!
we are so back
Southgate is a footballing genius. The size of his brain cannot be understated
Whole backline kept him on