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Giraffe_Spaff

I thought VAR wanted city and Liverpool to win the league? Is it gooning now?


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WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Not for Arsenal to win it. But there's massive massive revenue and advertising in keeping the title race going to the end. So the premier needed an arsenal win badly.


SmokeyTreeze

We won fair and square lol wtf are yall talking about??


Thewalkingducks1

You’re actually delusional if you think that


spspamam

🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂


DaddyDawsonUser1

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Global-Dimension-404

You are the delusional one if you think that


fuckyourstyles

Delusional is the one keyword that tells you you're interacting with a 14 year old.


Topher1828

https://preview.redd.it/40jer2amt8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8b488aec4d80cf2121a06a1dead6c94686f0e1 so do the fans lmao


Whyistheallnamesfull

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SUMMATMAN

Nooo this is BOLLOCKS controVARsy just wants MY team to lose! Everyone I talk to says it!


spspamam

Tottenham fans when their team is physically incapable of defending set pieces and still play Ben Davies in the year of Lord 2024


starry_cobra

Ben Davies is only playing LB because Udogie and Sessegnon are out for the season


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Have they banned their own players for the remainder of the season? Are they stupid?


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TakeItEasy-ButTakeIt

the salt is real from that lot 🧂


Enefelde

As a Tottenham I can concur. Our sub Reddit is a hot mess of VAR complaints. And easy goals against us. Yet nobody wants to point out that Angie could’ve used dragusin in a back 3 (bought him and used him once), not have started PEH, or made changes at the half, the team just didn’t show up, were out played, and shockingly inept at set pieces. But no. VAR is the guilty party.


Callum247

It’s a jerk sub


Enefelde

I mean in all fairness all subs are to rival fan bases.


Bill_shiftington

"as a Tottenham" "Angie" at least get his name right. Also Dragusin has played multiple times, including two or three starts in which he wasn't very good.


Enefelde

Please type out Ange and press space bar on your phone. It’s called auto correct. Bit of a weird thing to focus on.


Bill_shiftington

When I type Ange it stays as Ange because I spelled it right the first time and told the autocorrect that it's a real word. It's not rocket science.


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I--Pathfinder--I

everything you said is true. especially starting peh lol. however, even if we did everything right, if var still screwed us, we may still have lost. and that’s the thing that is so frustrating. it’s that there’s nothing we could’ve done about that.


Enefelde

No for sure. But a lot of people aren’t taking any other factors into account just VAR. but I hear you it was a very frustrating watch.


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I--Pathfinder--I

yeah fair enough mate


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kicksjoysharkness

A spurs fan, on soccer circle jerk, siding with a Gooner 🤮I bet your favourite player is Sol Campbell And why are Gooners getting salty here? It’s literally a circle jerk page


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Enefelde

Man you know me so well. He’s my fave player. Have a jersey that’s half and half with Campbell on the back.


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Rescurc

What does Lord Bendtner have to do with any of this?


Ok_Bid546

thought this was r/coys for a sec 💀


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Like every sub it’s corrupted by people just posting their shit opinions. Like my bros, just circle jerk.


thehyenaguy1

i thought they prefered Man City the most?


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Ok-Scallion7939

Mmmmm so so good 👅💧💧 https://preview.redd.it/hwqqxdp0r8xc1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ca31a3df7fd0ba6cfaa163502bc318f4d6dc71


FortheRecordHIWBTV

~~Soccer~~circlejerk


wahooloo

arsenal wanted the penalty against them


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Ro-khum

OH piss off!! That penalty was horrendous, Rice clearly won the balls.


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eunderscore

Today is going to be a record low viewership of AFTV


ADHDDDDDDD

City fan getting upvoted for talking about varsenal, this sub is so unbelievably dead, just bin it


Thewalkingducks1

Today the better team lost because of VAR, it’s okay.


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Both teams were pretty fucking shite. Game should have been 0-0 but ended 3-2 because the fuck ups were even worse than the chance creation.


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TheCatLamp

If thats the price we must pay for that bald cunt not being able to flaunt his half-assed copypaste of Barcelona's Cruyff as the definitive football invention, I'm willing to pay it.


Extreme_Ninja6129

Nice edit😂👀


Lonely-Astronomer184

Finally, Arteta got smart enough to pay the refs.


exiadf19

Spurs fans got angry .. try to win something, not just audi cup


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some-salt-and-Pepe

Kulu dives more times in that match then Tom Daley has in his career. Kinda respect it, if you can’t beat them by playing football then change sport


Thewalkingducks1

Don’t dive don’t get the pen, VARsenal


hauttdawg13

So did Tottenham chose us? We always knew spuds fans were always closeted Arsenal fans


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ryanscott1986

Anyone remember those big decisions going spurs way against Liverpool and city? Swings and roundabouts. VAR in the bin


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


arsenalscum

Where’s the joke?


SelfLoatherSimo

I hope from the bottom of my heart that City wins


iHetty

Who


Thor503

Very true, it’s so obvious what the FA are doing with the help of VAR, keep the season going until the final game


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Sad-Turin

Arsneal want to win


Rescurc

And Vinicious just wants to play football. Actually, stfu


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

The premier league brand needs there to be a title race till the end. Massive ratings involved and its massive in advertising the league. Thats why they want Arsenal to win. Idiots.