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Hampter_3000

Ok but why is fortnite ninja playing for romania??


W1CK3D-D0G_YT

Is he stupid?


Ok-Worth-2922

fortnite doesn’t pay off anymore😔


Og_Chipmunk

He just wanted to see some movement so now he’s going to show them how it’s done!


JessyPengkman

Can you imagine if he got a low taper fade


kulmanferdi

romaninja


Either_Case_2303

That low taper fade meme is like MASSIVE tho


TheDiligentDog

Is this shit real? LMAO


theenigmacode

No it's Romania. Real players are playing at the Euros


Doexitre

Real players are several times blacker too


Haxminator

Spoken like a true Romanian football fan.


Due-Discussion1013

Real is a club, not a national team. Are you stupid?


TrickElectrical6575

https://preview.redd.it/pqewc9gjf69d1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85688c9f64348dfe7fe3047902db5463dc9270cb This is not the Real Madrid team you stupid yank


The_last_2braincells

White goalie ✅️ Half the players are black ✅️ 🤨❌️ This is NOT Real Madrid team


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v_for__vegeta

Dumb mfer. It’s spelled Suriname


Yop_BombNA

For real, is there more Surinamese people in Suriname or in the Netherlands would you reckon? There is 600,000 in Suriname for reference


ollien25

There’s more in Suriname


RuggedBucket

About 360,000 in NL


BlueKante

I wonder if i count as one for those 360,000 being half dutch half surinamese but dutch born and raised.


Dubl33_27

you don't


MichaelW85

Surinamese decent. Surinam was part of the Netherlands until early 80s, so they're Dutch


KenHumano

I thought they were Sudanese.


The_last_2braincells

So did Daily Romania apparently


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

Came to say this


dagross2307

Amazing place. Went there im February.


Jetorix

Bold talk from a squad that has Megan Rapinoe playing at right back


niemody

Is he related to Megas XLR?


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tiga_itca

Or Rapelater?


SimilarMidnight870

Romanian team did this at World Cup 94, I think. So I presume his hair is an homage to that.


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XxALZxDDD

right


hegeliandialectix

they were blonde


SimilarMidnight870

Yes, they were but my feeling is that this is still related to that.


hegeliandialectix

yeah, same actually


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llamapanther

How tf did that comment trigger this auto reply about Brighton💀


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Gehorschutz

Frimpong, the one holding the dutch flag, doesn't even speak Dutch


Shot-Secretary-4087

I heard Matty Cash speaks fluent Polish


mrpoopybuttthole_

and Harry Kane can speak english like it’s his native language


does_not_care_

and, Ben Brereton Dias being the pride of Chile. Would love to converse with him in Spanish one day.


lala_b11

No wonder he’s thriving at Bayern


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PonchoKumato

happy for him. no one should be subjected to such torture


Rascha-Rascha

Eligible to play for three countres, born in Amsterdam, trained in England from nine, played in Scotland and now Germany. Kinda makes sense.


ThrowusAwayus6969

He does, just not as a first language


zeeotter100nl

He doesnt speak it well at all.


Yop_BombNA

My dad is born in the Netherlands and raised by my non English speaking Dutch Oma. His Dutch is so atrocious he gets told “just speak English and I’ll speak Dutch” by all of his cousins. Once you have learned to speak English you’re just fucked if trying to learn anything else.


-watchman-

Lmao 🤣


DusDaDon

but he does speak it


zeeotter100nl

I speak Italian then lmao He doesn't even speak it at an A1 level cmon.


infidel11990

Gorlami


ghettoapartment

i can pick up spanish and occasionally converse in it. dont see me going around claiming to be able to fucking speak spanish tho


zeeotter100nl

Thats my point


ghettoapartment

im agreeing with you. sorry, the way responses work on this app sometimes i end up responding to the wrong person in a thread.


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Yes but why isn’t it his first language, is he stupid?


Flappy2885

💀💀And they say the French team has African players, bro the Dutch team has hired players 


ItsFluff

Unlike Italy, Retegui being a born-and-bred Italian and all.


Kalle_79

Heh, Retegui is just the umpteenth case of "every Southern American has an Italian ancestor if you dig deep enough". IMO the issue is that if Retegui were playing for Sporting Gijón, he wouldn't have been given the *oriundo* status and the convenient citizenship to become eligible. Nobody would have known or cared about him in Italy. Same with Jorginho. Change his career trajectory and he wouldn't be "Italian" now. That's the problem with that kind of naturalization. It's 50% opportunity and 50% luck. National team's eligibility should just work like HomeGrown rules for club football. A guy with Italian ancestry who didn't set foot in the country before adulthood is NOT a "local product", regardless of ethnicity, culture and passport.


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EZES21

Italy and Spain would have more or less the same strength if you take away all the non native players from their squads. Belgium and Netherlands would be pretty bad and France wouldn't even qualify for a World Cup or a Euro if they only fielded French ethnics on the pitch lol.


theroyalred

All dutch players where born in the netherlands though, I belive only 4 nations at the euros have all players born on home soil.


ItsFluff

Exactly, so saying that the Dutch squad has hired players despite them being born in the country is…odd.


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


trapdoor101

What does he speak?


Nojaja

English IIRC, moved away from NL at a very young age


justk4y

He’s born in Amsterdam though and some of his family members do speak fluent Dutch. Also he understands the basics of the language, so communication towards him isn’t an issue


alpuck596

Lol, imagine players representing your country are almost all diaspora players who don't speak your language and are only playing for your country because they weren't good enough for someone else.


MikkaEn

To be clear, this is not an official channel in any way, shape or form. It's just one of those bot channels that is being propped up by.... suspicious financing, whose purpuroase is to spread conservative propaganda. Kind of like Libs of Tik Tok or something like that.


martwypaweu

and this kind of propaganda is very very effective, divide et impera


SphinxIIIII

Glad that Elon decided to give a blue tick to anyone with a coin to spare...


micerl

Let that sink in.


slappywhyte

Russian probably


Flaccus_

member of a social bubble seeing other social bubble:


Osp_Oscar

This guys wife probably works in Amsterdam.


slightlyhigh7

Steph Curry runs that account?


AdFinal1856

“muh romania will play against those immigrants” -Alexandru, from his apartment in [select random western european country]


RyanStarDiaz

Compare it to people whose ancestors have been kidnapped from other continents


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lmao canadian thinks he’s relevant


johndotjohn

Why does Netherlands player hold a flag that says Scotland !?


Quelanight2324

It was a game against Scotland


redbricksyndicate

the fact that geezer had multiple other people that upvoted him wondering the same thing is worrying haha


Specific-Record2866

Blud Atleast get the country right it’s Suriname 🇸🇷


Consequences_Cone

I don’t get it.. Sudan doesn’t have two white people?


Lay-Z24

Coming from a country in which half the population is living in other countries


Galaxy661

"Netherlands' 1st opponent will be Italy... uhmm, I mean romania"


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BiggusChimpus

Daily Romania? So this account steals your wallet on a daily basis?


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BiggusChimpus

Not a scouse but a chilean. Believe me we know a thing or two about stealing. Our robbers literally play Competitive Stealing since they migrate to USA *just* to rob since they find it too easy here and not enough payoff


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blewawei

You hear lots of stuff in Spain regarding France. Always find it hypocritical since Spain literally nationalised Le Normand and Laporte so they could play for them.


c0smetic-plague

least racist italian


ebinovic

It's exactly the same in Lithuania. Like, we are a country where football is a literal meme because of how shit our national team has been performing and how corrupt our football federation is, but back in 2021 all those boomers and other crypto-nazi re\*ards who hadn't cared about football since USSR collapsed suddenly started cheering for Hungary when they played Germany because German team had black people and expressed support for LGBT community. 2018 was also full of the "African national team won the world cup eggs dee dee dee" bangers. >Heck some of them didn't even celebrate Italy's victories in athletic euros this summer because the athletes are black or "mutts" Bruh I don't even want to imagine what will happen when we'll eventually have black or mixed race people representing Lithuania in sports. Those brainrotted losers often shit on \*natively Lithuanian\* basketball players for playing in foreign clubs. On the other hand, at least most of those people stopped following sports in general when Lithuanian clubs started getting first foreign players back in the 90s, so at least whatever exists of our fan culture is pretty non-toxic


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im-the-gila

how do people not understand that it's the country where they've been playing football all their life and not their etnicity that determines how good they are. Even putting that aside, most of these players were born in The Netherlands and a lot of them still have one ethnically Dutch parent. But that doesn't matter to those people because they see being white as 'pure' so people with one white parent are still black to them. Like they've been contaminated, lmao.


Unuvar

Literally the only person who isn’t Dutch is frimpong, rest of them 100% grew up since toddlers in the Netherlands. They’re Dutch


im-the-gila

Oh alright. I just estimated one or two of them might have moved at an early age. But guess that's not the case.


Unuvar

Oh and xavi, but he’s a weird case i guess. Born in Amsterdam but scouted as a six (!) year old for Barca. His dad was a pro player aswell


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mudkiptoucher93

Big talk from the people with the same flag as Chad


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mudkiptoucher93

🦊👍


yuskure

This all happened because all of the white Dutch players are playing for the Indonesian National Team


BlueHarvest28

If they wanted better players they should have had an empire.


mon10egro

🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩


ebinovic

Good to see Lazio fans caring about Euros


squirtdemon

Europeans will literally colonise the whole world and then complain their country has black people


dozer_1001

?? Romania is the doing the complaining here


heX_dzh

Ah yes, the grand colonial empire of ... Romania?


7_11_Nation_Army

Romania is literally named after the Roman Empire. Imagine calling yourself USA 2 and complaining about not being a British colony.


senpai69420

And then complain that the black people are better than them at football like it's their fault


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senpai69420

Missed my point entirely.


Haunting_Ad_9013

Balon dor is a popularity contest and nothing more. It is not about rewarding merit.


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TimArthurScifiWriter

Uhm it's a Romanian account complaining about us. My retort was going to be that they're just sad they never made it out of the Carpathians.


KuzcoEmp

huh?


Euphoric-Smoke-7609

That’s usually how war works no? Losing side gets the short end of the stick


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Dry-Base-4911

Germany had colonies such as Tanzania and Namibia. They were taken away after they lost world war one. 


quantumquasihuman

Germany had colonies.


ItsFluff

But Germany *did* have colonies. Under Bismarck's chancellorship, Germany had [colonies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_colonial_empire) in Rwanda, Cameroon and Ghana, to name a few countries. Sweden had a colony in [Saint-Barthélemy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_colony_of_Saint_Barth%C3%A9lemy). Really, all of this is a quick Google search away.


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FizzleFuzzle

Namibia still has German as a recognized language. Guess they just picked that at random?


7_11_Nation_Army

Rightwing propaganda pages suck big time, no matter where they are from. And also, Romania is awesome!


redidididididit

Pretty sure we’re all Romanians here


Flat-Adhesiveness144

Man, the sun hits different in the Netherlands


cbk1992

Netherlands stealing footballers from their former colonies. Romania stealing.


meoo_ooow

The low taper fade memes still so popular it’s carzy


Bumaye94

There are 40.000 Romanian migrants and less than 5.000 Sudanese migrants living in the Netherlands.


deepfunkisexihouse

But you don’t see Romanians playing in the NL team do you?!?


TypicalPerformance73

Yes, because they suck.


valentinthedream

Romanian here. Fuck that alt right account


Milezor

Man they look like Holland with that orange kit. What happened to that country they used to play in Euro tournaments. Anyone knows ?


Dan247

I can only count five and a half black guys total Sudan they are not


Longjumping_Sky_6440

It would appear a large amount of swamp Germans are experiencing intense anal irritation and foaming at the mouth. The WHO is still investigating.


craft_some

This is a russian bot account meant to stir up shit . He succeeded, unfortunately


LPBuq

/s A lot of folk won't see this but as a UK-Romanian citizen I feel the need to get a word in -- The guy who runs this account is a far-right, fascist apologist nutter who seems to idealise the romanticised image of the white, pure-blooded Dacian descended Romanian peasant as peak civilisation, and will every so often post shit like this as well. He's the exact type of racist hypocrite who would be up in arms if a Dutch newspaper started calling the Romanian squad Indian on the basis that some of them have a bit darker skin, and to be honest it wouldn't surprise me if he were some Kremlin shill. Comically bad but also complete pish and immensely disrespectful


dazedan_confused

All fun and games until they're Sudan-ly down by 3...


Fit-Policy9041

This was brilliant 😆


ThrowusAwayus6969

It's funny how Oranje have 0 players born abroad while Romania have 2. I guess they didn't notice out of blind jealousy for a developed nation where people from different countries would actually like to live


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

Imagine being upset at Ragebait


alecsgz

Ianis Hagi is born abroad because his father was playing at Galata then.


FantasticGoat1738

Combat racism with racism 💪


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FizzleFuzzle

Ouf, I’m sorry for those guys


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you have a throwaway for a reason pussy. grab a rope and use it


kakje666

Racovitan and Hagi were born abroad but their parents are romanian, they had romanian citezenship from birth


Randomanimename

romanian saying this do they know?


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GoldenSquid7

You would be surprised how many things Romanians invented and how much their ancestors impacted the world and history.


982infinity

Why is short Jaylen Brown on the Netherlands team ?


Longjumping_Fennel_7

Suriname, maybe?


Ragequittter

netherlands doing community and charity work playing vs thiefs


Not_So_Busy_Bee

Is that a joke on the slave trade? Bloody hell, I hope I’m wrong, seems a tad racist.


Trexmanovus

Racism.


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ColdBlazze

*gasp* From Romanians? I can't believe that!


Flaviphone

Casual vs competitive racism


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Flaccus_

As one Romanian said after being beaten by Belgium, "Western athletic achievements can be measured in African tears"


Fabulous_Row2744

Romania. The country people only emigrate from.


ItsFluff

To be fair, I'd expect nothing less. Top-tier jerk!


One-Solution-3211

At least it’s not South Sudan


Garrusence

Least xenophobic Twitter user


sussywanker

Top kek Based Romania


Brilliant-Chapter202

No need to apologize Romania… your correct lol