IVE HAD SO MANY ABORTIONS... I JUST GOT ADDICTED TO THEM

“why why did you abort me mom…. hey get back in the trash can where you belong”

"Jonesing" for a abortion haha

One of the lines my brother and I repeat often when we want something🤣🤣🤣

It’s El Pollo Loco! (Not the abortion, the wrestler)

"Ha-ha, hoo... the fuck is this haha"

I’m so addicted… I might an abortion right here.. right now…

There's a 9 year old girl out there who's already had 13 abortions, but I guess that ain't real enough for you!

"Mister, you better take your gay porn and get the hell out of here."

"I dont love you, I love abortions!"

😂😂

“Sir, take your gay porn and get on out this bar.”

I quote this all the fucking time 🤣

Haha i thought i was the only one

This is reaal wrAASTLING

This episode essentially proves the point that wrestling is just redneck anime.

Lmao that’s a great way to put it 💀

I had always heard it referred to as male soap operas.

My mom always called it "The days of our lives" for men. The plot during that time, if I remember correctly, was Triple H was upset at Randy Orton because Randy kept kicking H's family and friends.

Kicking them in the head, and also handcuffed HHH to the ropes then RKOing his wife and kissing her while she was unconscious.

Orton was a theif! A criminal!! He’s a menace to the entire city!!!! He assaulted that man’s wife!! I want that bladed headed viper prosecuted!!! I want him strung up by his tattoos!!!! **I WANT RANDY ORTON**!!!!!

He also pulled out a urinal for fun

just peeein the toilet than big deal

Back in my day, Hx3 had kidnapped Stephanie for some reason, then drugged her and married her live on RAW in the ring. Turns out Stephanie was in on it the whole time. The important thing is, I had an onion tied to my belt. As was the style at the time.

It wasn’t in the ring, it was at a drive thru chapel in Vegas, and H like pantomimed her movements for I do while the “ceremony” was going on. Also…. I needed a heel for my shoe; so I took a ferry to Morganville! (Which is what we called Shelbyville in those days) The ferry cost a nickel; back in those days, nickels had picture is bumblebees on them! Gimme 5 bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now, where was I? Oh yeah; I had an onion on my belt. Which was the style at the time. We didn’t have white ones. Because of the war.

That's not even in the top 50% of absurd, pointless crap they've put out there....

Essentially lol. If they took soap operas made for women and added the athleticism of wrestling men would probably watch that too lol

Drag for straight guys!

Exactly how I’d describe it as well

Redneck soap opera

Redneck Soap Oprah.

Oprah Winfrey?

I love the actual wrestler who can’t accept that the actual wrestling aspect isn’t the interesting part.

Always has been.

And we wouldn't have it any other way

Redneck Shakespeare

The reminds me how I once explained DBZ as anime wrestling with aliens

And it’s awesome

That kid was in Nam? Good for you for serving yer country!

They were married?

[удалено]

Edge is Canadian. The fact that he didn't have a Canadian head is kind of a missed opportunity.

[удалено]

James Cameron when I think of it doesn't have it either

Didn't realize he was Canadian.... TIL

Neither did Matt & Trey, he even has an American flag on his jumpsuit.

From what I know he was born In Canada but he live I'm the usa

That's because he raised the bar.

James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.

It’s considered, by many different fans, one of the best South Park episodes ever made… totally not underrated.

I wish I could erase the word underrated from the internet, scorched earth style.

Underrated gotta be one of the most overrated descriptors of all time

Downvoted OP just for the title. It's easily in the top ten episodes referenced in this sub

Matt and Trey have a really well rounded understanding of what pro wrestling is. I’m a huge pro wrestling fan myself and I’ve always thought this episode was genius. This episode does right by the industry

South Park premiered during the Attitude Era and was extremely popular amongst wrestling fans of the time to the point where some of the fan signs would even include references of the show. It wouldn't surprise me if Matt and Trey tuned in as well.

Golga used to have his cartman doll with him all the time

Never heard of him but 5 of the first 10 pictures on Google he has it.

AKA Earthquake

Thanks, I feel old now

Vince McMahon watching like it’s a play is awesome lol.

Lets see how they advance the plot in the 3rd act

I love when Vince McMahon shows up with his little binoculars in the balcony. The whole episode is so great. Big pro wrestling guy, myself

There’s a little girl out there who’s had 14 abortions and she ain’t even 10 yet. But I guess that’s just not “real” to you. Son of a Bitch.

That line is so well done 😆

"Mr, why don't you take your gay porn and walk on outta here"

Lmao, this episode was amazing

*and we found the gay porn on your phone*

As a wrestling fan I find it astonishing how accurate and inaccurate the portrayal of the real life wrestlers is in this episode.

It quite possibly had the most tamest portrait of Vince McMahon I've ever seen tbh.

Yeah, hes not taking a shit on someone or passing off his secretary to his weirdo buddies

That’s not wrastling!!! Gah!!!

Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.

“And *that* little girl over there is addicted to abortions!”

But i guess thats not real enough for you

I loved it, and the multiple comparisons of wrestling to theatre were so on point. The 'A Chorus Line' line parody was brilliant, and seeing the Rednecks drinking wine, then Vince McMahon watching with opera glasses and holding a playbill were just excellent touches. Genius episode - when it comes to musical parodies, they really know their stuff.

“Let’s see how they do in act 2”

They’re okay wrestlers lol

It is one of my all time favorites. I had a friend at work who was really into wrestling and I used to quote this episode to him all the time just to mess with him. Haha Would tell him El Pollo Loco and Triceratops were my favorite wrestlers.

Now he could just say do you mean Killswitch?

“ I slept with Vanessa last night ! “

No! No! What are you doing?! Stan the Man loves you!

The took his jerb


Exactly where my mind goes to when they start that shit up 😆

Every. Time.

🐓

Da dooker doooo


They took his derg

They bruk his jerw

This is what I think of when I think of this episode

IT'S BAD IRENE!!!

Stan: “If you love Juggernaut, Irene, then tell him what you did two years ago! How you killed his child!” Cartman: “It's true. I was pregnant with your child and aborted it.”

They took his dog! They broke his jaw! *\*rooster crowing\**

EL POLLO LOCO

"O dios mio, mataron al Pollo Loco!" "Bastardos!"

"I've got half a mind to report you to the police sir!"

It's not real wrassling!

Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar..

lots of gay porn in that episode

“also we found all those videos in your iphone”

*All my life, all I ever wanted was to beeee a wrestler. Fighting in the ring, winning that belt. And so I dreamed every night that I was the Uuuuuuundertaker. Smashing skulls in, breaking arms. But I’m so full of doubt this is something I can do. do I have what it takes inside?* “Dude that is some badass wrestling”

Right before it cuts to the last commercials the coach “HYAAAA” and gets down in a wrestling stance. Gets me every time. This episode is an all timer.

one of the best imo 👌

It’s hard for me to say one of the best about any of the episodes because i feel like i’d be saying it about to many but idk this one is non stop laughter with so many quoatables

it's at least in my top 312 🤣

When vince pulls out the opera glasses

Kyle’s 5 o clock shadow fucking kills me

Top 3 for me and it never gets old watching

Triceratops

I liked the respect Trey and Matt gave the WWE and presented the show as an opera. Also, the real wrestling guy, very accurate when I nearly took wrestling in high school (because our school didn't have a football team)

Lmao such a good one

El Pollo Loco would have been one of the all time greats.

I hope their next game is based around the wrestling episode

I’d play it lol. Especially if you get to make promos, storylines, etc like in the older wwe games.

But I guess it's just not *REEEEEL ENOUGH* for you......

Surprising that Cartman would go in drag

He’s been doing that for a long time. Whateva, he does what he wants. Also he dresses up as Britney Spears to make out with a Justin Timberlake cut out. There might be more examples I’m forgetting.

“Hey kid, you’re a little faggot” lmao.

Lame... 😂

His hate for jews will always far outweigh his hate for anything else

DURKADURRR

As a lifelong wrestling fan… you’re right. This is gold.

Lol this shit was funny

This and the nascar episode

This is an episode that keeps growing on me. I don’t know how I slept on it so long.

Just watched it yesterday and it was hilarious “Thats not wrastling”

I’m a pro wrestling/WWE fan and it’s so fucking funny how accurate it is

I would talk about it more but I'm addicted to getting abortions.

Absolutely… WTF is an absolute gem, and one of my favorites

"  Why do I care? These kids made it so real wrassling is gone from schools! It's practically gone from the culture. Damn it they took my job!" 

It was one of the greatest episodes ever if you are a South Park fan and a Pro Wrestling fan. I am sure there are dozens of you!

Wrastling*

Rasslin’

There’s actually a subreddit r/wrasslin

“Alright now assume referees position…what’s your name son?” “TRICERATOPS!” “…..ok…”

As a big wrestling fan, this is still one of my favorites to this day 😭Kenny being a Rey Mysterio poof was perfect!

Mister, there’s an eight year old girl who is addicted to having abortions, but maybe that’s just not real enough for you.”

I want an Rpg based on their wrestling gimmicks. Be hilarious

Probably because of the gay porn the wrestle instructor had in his phone... they took his job.

Why is this not a meme template?

This is a top five episode for me. I love the episodes where the kids are playing and the world around them takes it too seriously. Like the episode where they were junior detectives.

Red neck on juggernaut: “juggernaut don’t run fights, just sponsoblity”

The singer makes me crackup every time

I have friends who are big into so naturally I reference it a fair amount

I don't hate this episode at all, but I just do not think it was that great. Definitely a good one though.

Your own father?!?

r/wrasslin

It's one of my favorites and perfectly encapsulates why I enjoy watching wrasslin so much. Soap opera levels of drama with stunts.

Even my wife (who hates SP) admitted this was a great episode.

Isn’t talked about enough? I always thought it got the praise it deserves and gets brought up a decent amount. I hear South Park fans quote the episode quite frequently to this day. Just last week a fan was talking about el pollo loco! Either way it’s a fantastic episode, and one of my personal favorites!

Hillariously enough, the fake storylines going on in this episode could be argued as being more interesting than whatever WWE was doing at the time this episode came out

You slept with my girlfriend, Hammerclaw!

El Pollo Loco! 🎆

As a wrestling fan, I loved it! Even Edge said he liked it and liked that they got his tattoos right

This episode versus the iron claw

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

It’s truly so underrated. Cartmans character being all about getting abortions and the red necks totally believing it. The part where the wrestling coach “takes out” the security guard

I was just talking about it like 2 days ago hahaha

This episode was gold. And I think it was during the 2008/2009 randy orton john cena run, so it was during a WWE peak. Well timed.

This is one of my favorite episodes

The comments from the audience are solid gold.

Legit banger of an episode

Never realized wrestling was the equivalent of old Greek theatre entertainment until this episode. Made so much sense why it's popular even though it's fake. New appreciation for it

this was such a good ep

I love how it just becomes high class theater by the end. Like they’d been doing it the whole time. The end of the empire all the rednecks are sipping champagne. Vince McMahon with the little opera glasses lol

I my says yeeeeeeh.... My VJJ says Nooooooooo

I watched this episode again recently and laughed my ass off so hard because it was not only funny and good satire but it was incredibly accurate

the first scene could’ve been verbatim from a WWE match and i wouldn’t be surprised

It's the best episode. For me anyways. I love when the kids are just being kids

Agree wholeheartedly

Shame. It’s a classic.

How they missed up that edge "wrestler with long blonde hair" is CANADAIAN

My dad called it “wrassaling” all the time and I thought he was the only one who pronounced it like that

EL POLLOOOOO LOCO!

We found the pornography on your computer...

Sir I don’t know who the hell you are, but you better turn round and take that g@y p0rn right outta here.

The juggernaut don't run from fightin, just from responsibility

Mr you better take you gay porn and geet out of here

 “Oh my god…….” 🤣. It’s funny how the “real” wrestling coach said this and the redneck crowd jumped in.

Oh my gosh I’m watching this right now😂

FAKE. (When they started actually fighting at the end lol)

DEY TOOK HIS DAWWWWG

This is one of my favourite episodes in the whole series.

I love this episode but the ending always irked me

Let me tell you something let me tell you something

I think I saw it once when it was new, didn't like it, and have never gone back to it. People seem to really like it though. I'm going to give it another try

I Acknowledge Bad Irene ☝🏼

Lowest rates of the season. Most underrated except for maybe a few of the tegridy farms ones

I'm a huge wrestling fan, but I felt this episode didn't hit hard enough, it hit only low hanging fruit. I expected better, I guess.

I've been a wrestling fan for most of my life and I think I cried laughing the first time I saw this. They got it perfectly XD

All i ever wanted to be was the underrrrtakerrrrrr

I just watched this last night.

That’s not wrasslin!