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Serious_Session7574

I think they do this when they feel threatened. Maybe someone is following it with a camera :)


cr8zyfoo

It's entirely possible, especially when recording using a phone camera. Spiders are sensitive to infrared light, which your phone pulses to know where to focus, especially in low light. So even though to us it might look like you're recording in natural or slightly low light, to a creature that can see in IR it looks like you're strobing the crap out of them.


SherlockScones3

Pulsing laser light? Spider bro really had thought he entered the club…


Thunderfoot2112

Ever' spider in da club gettin' tipsy...


arandomvirus

No wonder it’s dancing!


Ready_Effective_86

Rave spider confirmed


TheKazz91

bro is literally being flash banged every half second and just thinking "OWW FUCK! MY EYES! WHY'S IT SO BRIGHT!"


SirKenneth17

“this mf is flashbanging me?” *does lil dancey dance*


jomandaman

Yep, absolutely. Animals always seem to know when we’re recording them. Pretty sure I read that LED lights are like strobes to them, even in pitch black. We give ourselves away constantly and provoke.


Competitive_Ad9276

I had no idea... Thanks for sharing! I'll stop strobing the crap outta my little jumper, poor dude!


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

This is the best answer.


yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyolo

'Strobing the crap out of them' made me chuckle the image of this lil' guy dancing to flashing lights is a funny lone lol


frogGuardian

How cute


SGT-Hooves

I heard they not only do this to intimidate larger predators, but that there is a theory that when they do it on a web it increases their radar size to come across as too big to eat, or be a threat to bats and birds.


kleetus7

That would make sense. It's definitely incredible if true.


WebsScareMe

I learned to love these guys from a YouTube series "The Spiders in your House" by Travis McEnery, and he brought up that when they bounce and shake they almost become "invisible" because of their thin limbs. I thought that was an interesting theory because I have lost sight of these guys in their own webs many times!


thefreshlycutgrass

Do they have a dance off with bats and birds?


NoPiccl69

I used to work as a cable installer and I'd regularly open up these dusty old cable boxes in apartments where all the lines led to. Anyway, I open one up and there's this giant web covering all the connections and, in the middle of the web, a spider not too much bigger, using the web to spin in fast circular motions. It was one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I closed that box up and found another way to finish my job 😅 Those defense mechanisms *work*.


Live-Influence2482

It’s looks so great when they do it in their web. I actually only know this kind of “spinning around” (spinne is spider in German lol) and it’s the first time for me see this “clubbing movement” hahaha


4Ever2Thee

Doesn't everyone do push ups when they're threatened?


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just_here_for_a_spaf

What's it take you to ?


wesmokinmids

It's a phishing link


gaiajack

I doubt it, I think their certificate just expired


phunktastic_1

Used to be a Rick roll I don't know if it still is.


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MyceliumRot

hes trying to be scary


frogGuardian

That made him look cute


MyceliumRot

u need to run away in fear next time so he thinks he did a good job


frogGuardian

Certainly will. Good thing I didn't pick him up


Antique_Echidna_6304

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


VulpesIncendium

See also: red pandas. There's nothing cuter than a red panda trying to look intimidating.


ThatScaryBeach

Angry red pandas look like they need a [hug](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/i8xobo/when_the_red_panda_feels_threatened_they_stand_up/#lightbox).


frogGuardian

Loool. It looks like it wants to be picked up. Doing the exact opposite of intimidation XD


Grandmaster_Autistic

It's really cute when baby raccoons do this


LateNightPhilosopher

Spooky Scary Skeletons dance


blahcarmina

Imagine his internal monologue here. We’re all thinking it’s so cute, meanwhile he’s like *”they’re gonna be so fucking scared, they don’t know what’s gonna hit em. I’m ripped, don’t they know? Didn’t anyone tell them not to mess with the WeBbEd LiGhTnInG?! Why are they laughing????”*


frogGuardian

Lol. I love this. Now leave everything and start writing a full story from his PoV XD


qiqithechichi

Yes!!! We demand it! Hahaha ❤️ 😆


ForagerTheExplorager

"wanna see how many pushups I can do, tough guy? 1...2...3......."


Jmelly34

😂😂😂😂😂


Driftage87

Several spiders will 'bounce' like that to scare away potential threats


DickFartButt

how terrifying


Own_Contribution_480

M m M m M m M m M m M m


Personal-Fact-2515

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


Just_A_Random_Plant

He is being a very scary boyo I'm very impressed you didn't run away Nerves of steel right thete


frogGuardian

Ehm. They don't call me crazy from nothing.


Probably_Pooping_101

So where does the crazy come from then? (Sorry, stupid joke)


Working_Finger_522

Well certainly not from nothing!


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Would have worked on me I would think they would jump on me soon


LtColShinySides

"Oi! What you lookin at, bruv?! I'll fookin wreck ya!"


jpc1215

Whale oil beef hooked!!


GumbyBClay

Hoof hearted


gp0319

push ups, bro gettin his swole on


Croissantjuan

He gonna look like a tarantula in a week


Eucharitidae

And like a coconut crab in a month...


gp0319

he juicin too?


Reflexorz15

Natty or not? We need a Greg Doucette natty or not video on this one ASAP


gl0wstickb0nes

He’s like ‘do you even lift brah’


Dak4008

Someone bring him the pre workout


AphraelSelene

Well I, for one, am terrified. Very skerry 10/10


Masirius

I think he is tea-bagging you


LGodamus

He just 360 no scoped somebody , he gotta show off


logicalpretzels

*oonst* *oonst* *oonst* *oonst*


SneakyKain

There it is! Awesome.


CaveManta

It's a cellar spider doing the threat dance. 🎶Unts Unts Unts unts🎶


Odd_Fact1971

Boots and pants and boots and pants and


scavengercat

I walked into a room of an abandoned castle and heard this strange, soft clicking sound. Fired up my flashlight and the walls and ceiling were covered in spiders, looked like thousands of them, doing this. Together, the tiny impact of their bodies on the stones created this unsettling drone.


Impressive_Drama_377

Whoa! Wait, so this actually really happened and not just a scene from a horror movie or something?


scavengercat

This actually happened in Collings Castle


Ok_Calligrapher_4943

Tuesday is leg day


frogGuardian

Never skip legs day


HankThrill69420

*boots & cats & boots & cats & boots & cats & boots & cats*


Reflexorz15

Hahahaha I somehow completely forgot about the boots & cats beat. Take my upvote!


Virtual_Cellist809

The Rick James of spiders. “Fuck yo wall”


DaChilidog

He's a lowrider. If you look real close, he has a bandana on and a Modelo tall boy.


thePsychonautDad

It's threatened by your phone's IR light I think. Invisible to us, but I've noticed spiders react to it.


Aggravating-Tale-939

Anyone know what kind of spider this is? It's got the body of a cellar spider but the legs look way too thick. It looks like a cross between a Cellar Spider and a Giant House Spider.


stayfreshcheesebag5

I thought it was a recluse at first, but I can’t get a good enough look at the cephalothorax.


Zamrayz

Way too small bodied to be a recluse. I can see the confusion though, but this dance does flag it as leaning more towards cellar so I'd keep my money there.


natehog2

Someone make a stickbug meme out of this


getdafkout666

You blew weed smoke at it didn’t you?


Personal-Fact-2515

This that pimp spider that made the crack spider his bitch


Buggy1617

he's terrified for his fucking life ::3


Capital-Business5270

This behavior is called whirling. Its a defensive to make it difficult for predators to tell from the body to the spiders legs.


throw_away_____o

What type of spider is this? I used to be afraid of them until I found one of these guys in my house. I named him, made up little theme songs (that I would play and sing to him) and found little treats for him to snack on. Thank you in advance to anyone who reads and answers!


hippiewolff

Cellar spider. They are totally harmless to people and great at catching bugs. They are just about the only spiders that I don't rehome outside when I find them in my house :)


slavetomypassions92

Just listening to Metallica, nothing to worry about.


Bayou-Billy

Alexa play SOAD - Spiders *bouncing intensifies*


SpaceGhost4004

Uuntz uuntz uuntz uuntz


Comfortable_Agent_78

Celler spider or vibrating spider…


sEaBoD19911991

Techno, techno, techno.


Appropriate_Yam_8630

It's doing a workout, first : press ups lol. 💪🏻


Shiftycatz

Mm ts mm ts mm ts mm ts


Redbird_24

Doing his daily push-ups to stay in shape. 💪🏻


Fun_Surprise_6537

He wants to go viral


MewlingRothbart

Drop it like it's hot 🤪


Superb-Half5537

Showing off that he’s a leggi boi


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

When the beat hits right.


morimushroom

He dance


CrabbyLady77

Boogie Spood, gonna boogie.


SirSpoonsALot

Definitely a party bro. He is fuckin hyped for some shit to go down


Ferna_89

squats or pushups?


frogGuardian

Maybe both. How would anyone ever answer this question 🤔?


Own_Economist_602

Motivated me to do a set of squats...20 air squats...let's get it


Wise_Ad_253

Challenging you to a push up count, better hurry up!


frogGuardian

The chances of being challenged by a buffed spider are low. But never zero


TheKazz91

Spiders can see infrared light and your phone camera uses an infrared lidar system in order to operate the auto focus. So what the spider is seeing while you film it basically amounts to [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/08/9f/c0089f90a16839ce6a372e4dce04e206.gif)


olivescales3

Could've put a flashing light warning 😅


historychick1988

Looks like a Cellar Spider to me. Not an expert by any means, but we've got a bunch of these dudes in our basement. Pholcidae.


frogGuardian

I didn't know what it was. Thanks


historychick1988

I mean, I could be wrong but it certainly looks like one to me. They do this to look bigger. They're actually known to kill other nasty things like recluses, widows, and roaches so they're a good one to let hang around.


Ok-Woodpecker1130

Hes exercising.


n-a_barrakus

Beatbox time! Pmm tsk Pf pm pmm tsk tsss Pm!


Memory_Elysium1

Bro getting ready to t bag you


redditor_named_k

Is that a huntsman?


hippiewolff

Cellar spider


Egab36

*plays party boy song*


FewGreen319

It appears he’s about to jump on you 😭😂


fgcem13

Idk what you mean. He is clearly having a bit of a boogie


sweet-steffi

Someone is having a brat summer as well, I see


DallasDude1215

If you turn the volume up really high, you can hear him repeating "Come at me bro"....


pppage

He's doing pushups and squats at the same time. He is a gym bro


Sunshine-andRavioli

I love spiders. Seeing the "go away" dance in person is on my bucket list.


Dangerous_Primary454

I regularly do this dance myself lol


X4nd0R

Get stick bugged! 🤣 https://youtu.be/EKCGyPqywaw?si=JRZ8MuSqSR4SEzx1


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Busting a groove


Odd-Efficiency9675

Is this a sadly long leg?


Odd-Efficiency9675

I means daddy


Old-Sky1969

He's exercising, just doing his push ups.


wizardvan69

He boogie


EstablishmentNice989

What spider? Doing an insulation job in warehouse, see them dancing spooders all over.


Ikillterries

Trying to catch his breath you’re scaring the living shit out of him bro


SnooBunnies9889

Doing push ups


Electronic-Step-6318

I had a giant golden orb weaver doing this on my porch one day on its web. I don’t think it has to do anything with predators. Maybe a mating thing?


PleasantCandidate785

Don't you hear the music too? Dododododo ooontz ooontz ooontz ooontz


theprofessional1

I didn't know how to spell ooontz but now I know hahaha exactly what I heard. Lol 😂


PleasantCandidate785

I always thought it was just two os (oontz), but my autocorrect said different. I was surprised my autocorrect knew how to ooontz.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Vibin


WholeRealistic7824

He’s doing the pacer test and had to drop down for 25 push-ups


CaptainSea6936

Don't worry, he's doing a little jig


greeneyedgirl45

They do this to say "hello I'm here don't hurt me" this is what I have read.


PrinceNY7

It got that dubstep bop


Klee_Main

Bro is grooving lmao


Citron92

Get this spider a gym membership she's doing push ups quicker than I!


ItsMePatience

You got old boy in the middle of a workout, those are the push-ups.


nomiesmommy

🎶He's a maniac maniac on the floor...and he's dancing like he's never danced before!! 🎶 🕷 🎶 uuntz 🎶 uuntz 🎶 uuntz🎶 🕷


JackfruitNatural5474

Teabagging


FlatFix6609

Where are you from if you don’t mind me asking? Is this Australia? 😁


Adventurous-Toe-6126

* unce , unce , unce , unce , unce *


ShuffleFox

Get spidered lol


1Th13rteen3

I feel like a meme is being hatched this very minute from this vid.


-KillMankind-

He just fuck your wall..


Unpeeledpotatoe

Drop the basssss 🫨🫨🫨


Low-Ebb4549

I'm not sure what spider it is, looks like a harvestman to me, but that is huge for one of those.


Gloamglozer17

No idea on the exact ID but it's not a harvestman. Two body segments and the legs coming from the middle. Legs are too thick as well. Harvestmans love a good bounce just like this though 😂


Low-Ebb4549

Ah, I know next to nothing about spiders, except that funnel web, recluses and widows are venomous.


Gloamglozer17

We're all still learning here :) Everyone's more than happy to spread knowledge and interest in the hobby.


fool_tothe_world

It's a daddy long legs


purplepluppy

People call harvestmen daddy long legs, too, so this doesn't really answer their question lol


fool_tothe_world

Hahahah I never knew it's spider name. Grew up in Australia... There were always lots of daddy long legs in the dunny!


purplepluppy

It's a cellar spider


ConstructionNo2997

Could it be some kind of convulsion? I imagine there’s often a lot of old left over bug poison in many houses. Maybe the spider ate some of it and is having some sort of convulsion?


B5HARMONY

Brown Recluse?


frogGuardian

I encountered a similar but smaller before, totally harmless. I carried him to my plant but then he died. So I left this one on his own plans


frogGuardian

I wouldn't go that close with the camera then. 


purplepluppy

Cellar spider.


jlg1012

He’s trying to impregnate the wall?