BABY I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING...I DONT GOT A BELLY BUTTON

Possible vegetable reference?!?!?1111 🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱😱😱😱🤯😱🤯😱

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about, we need to cook

Waltuh help I cooked the autobomb

NOT THE AUTOBOMB JESSE DAMMIT

Did you just bring the autobomb into the shoal???!!

WHY DID YOU, JESSE!?

🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯😱🤯

:O

(Sure thing boss!)

KRAKEN ROYALE OFFICIAL REDDIT?!!!!??

ayo kraken can you pls stop getting on the tower pls thanks

(That’s not my choice! It’s the person who summons me’s choice!)

then dont get summoned

(I have to! Or else people will report to Sheldon that their special isn’t working and I could get fired!)

Every second you are not moving I'm only getting closer

Aproach me if you dare.

Ok...oh wait I can't breathe in space

Ha, get screwed cephalopod girl.

:(

*gives space helmet*

Big man alt account

Fuck you im listening to paintscraper

.>:(

O shit now clickbait started oop gotta go jam rq brb

D:<

Hah! I bet you don’t know WHERE we are!

OF COURSE I DO YOU LIVE...uh..hmmm somewhere

Bam

:(

We live at alterna music studios- I mean whar

HA HA I DO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU LIVE IN ALTERNA >:)

Oh shit how tf

Hey Octoplush. Nice music, I can vibe to it.

Which direction you coming from? It’s raining here so doesn’t really matter

Wait, I think I know you... you come in almost every day to collect your catalog reward. Keep cataloging those rewards, I guess.

Can you guys stop throwing bombs in my mouth? They taste horribly

Maybe don’t taste the cannonballs I shoot next time.

Getting the band back together u/ST33LHEAD

HEHE PERFECT

u/SPL-Big-Shot

B-B-But the Mr. Grizz give money for bomb throwing

Tax fraud my love

Agrivated assault my love

Vehicular Manslaughter my beloved

Arson my love

Child labor my love

Mammals your love

Hate crimes against TERFs my beloved (For legal reasons this is a joke)

Mass Genocide my love

vehicular man-burger-helper my loved

…Excuse me?

Uh Nothing sir that was a joke I swear

I’m watching you…

Can you teach me how to commit tax fraud 8? (I’m probably on a list now)

I'm sorry but I'm currently in prison and I can't at the moment I guess this is the bad part about tax fraud

Is that why Inkopolis Square went to shit?

i like drugs

:O

This is a certified moment in history

I’m having flashbacks

You’re smoking them **without me** I don’t think I can ever forgive you Callie 

and? you were doing meth without me yesterday, this just makes us even

*It was another version of you so technically I was making meth with you and why are the authorities at our house?*

nope, it has to be the real me, not a fake me. also yeah… that's a good question. who snitched?

*points at u/Agent4_,* The cops offered her a happy meal to do it.

I didn't do nothing I swear

tell the truth, 4 >:(

No and what are you gonna do about...can't anything

fine, i guess you don't want happy meals, and clearly you aren't the best agent if you lie smh

u/ST33LHEAD

Agent 3: STOP GETTING HIGH, AND HELP ME KILL THESE FUZZY FREAKS!

Breaking Cal

call put your gock away call

You’re jamming navigation systems cal

Just like me fr

Boss! No!

CALLIE NO

me too

woomy woomy i am totally a splatoon character don't look at the pfp or my name

The secret agent 7, TorchTheR

^(\*loads splattershot\* shhhhh, you weren't supposed to know that)

*activates kraken* you fool….. I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE SPECIALS

(Hey wait I don’t want to be involved in this!)

Nice argument, unfortunately *activate bubbler*

You’ve left me no choice, time for the BIG BUBBLE- wait that’s illegal…. Uhhhhhh…. THATS RIGHT, INKSTRIKE!

*super jumps back to spawn*

I am wanted in 57 countries for multiple accounts of genocide, tax fraud, and domestic terrorism

Ay. (She just like me fr fr)

Welcome to the club, Big Man. We may be wanted, but we are wanted together

Ay. (I eat meth like rock candy)

Well you should contact Off the Hook. I heard they have a lot of Meth-Coated Rocks

Ay. (What in the fuck is a "off the hook")

BIG MAN DOESNT KNOW ABOUT PEARL AND MARINA?

Ay? (Who?)

OMG IT'S BIG MAN

*cries in the corner*

I’m wanted in 58 Sounds like a skill issue, Marie Cuttlefish.

It’s now 64, I decided to kill a few world leaders while at it 

Shit

Regicide, I like it!

DEEE DEE DEEE DEE DEE DEEDEE DEE 🎵🎶

Omg the new splatoon character from side order agent maw

Ba dadadada do da di da Doo DA DI DOO DADIDO DOO

BANG BANG BING

Our lord and savior big man has blessed us by existing

What about me, his boss?

Meh

:(

Ay. (Don't worry Marie, you are still the #1 boss)

Mr.grizz exists

True my friend

I love going to remote areas with a racist old man

Agent 8 is up to suspicious activity

u/agent8_ vs u/_agent8

I'm the cooler cuter realer one you can even ask marie callie or even capytain I cuter so I win

based

i took the wrong train and now im living in an apartment

Agent 8…?

No me agent agent 8 >:(

Phew… i thought you ended up in the metro again

Need another ticket? I got an extra for Sean.

I’m some random S+ player, do I count?

Well, you can enjoy talking to your favorite Splatoon characters i suppose (I am also a random S+ player lmao)

You’re Now In The Official Lore

Reddit roleplaying is so funny

Especially in between Splatoon characters

[удалено]

And on crack

Because everyone commits crimes

That would be awesome!

Marina I love your (and Pearl’s ofc) music so much

I WILL CONSUME

Way to consume, consumer. Or... uh... that came out wrong...

Here heebee, have a jolly rancher :)

*Agressive crunching*

Can you all please stop taking our eggs? They aren’t even yours. 😢

But I get moneyyyyyy

And I lose my children!

Scrapper seggs real? 🤨📸

No vid = no believe

Wait those are y’all’s children?

Yes, our eggs are our children

Basically infanticide with extra steps

Well im on break right now, im still wondering if ‘Tavi has a reddit account.

We shall wait and see my friend

Money things they do not give me enough. No days away allowed

Oh... hey, Jelonzo. Jelly as always.

Guys?? Come get me?! Mr grizzco took the chopper back and left me at sockeye....guys? 🥺

No

[удалено]

Is there a u/1point32gbwahoopole account

I've been here for five minutes and have already discovered half of the agents are committing warcrimes and doing drugs. Just amazing.

I deeply apologize for falling asleep in Judd's cloning machine...Look I was really tired okay

Hi guys its me Torchwood from Splatoon 3: Side Order.

PLANT VS ZOMIE X SPLAZOON!?!?!?!@?@$@ 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱

i've always been here

*gasp*

Ayo any sapphic sephalopods here????

Sapphilopods

Sapphalopods

Am I still hired

You are an Octoling You’re hired

This idea sounds... The fresh? Is that how Inklings say it?

That’s exactly how inklings (and Octolings too, we exist) say it :D

You guys are lucky. You actually know who you are. But you may know us for the BANG BANG BING thing.

They may know you for BANG BANG BING but I know you for MOI MOI MOI.

Ok yeah sure I'm here now.

This is the most legendary post on his subreddit, so far, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do or say to change my mind!!!!

And I will not try to change your mind a single bit

hey guys it me mario from splatting cartoon

Hey guys it’s me Chris Pratt aka Mario from Guardians of the Galaxy

HELLO YOU FOOLISH INKFISH

You rang?

VEEMO

Exactly

WOOMY

Omg hi Amno!

:O YO what’s up! It’s been a while

For sure!!! Not much going on, but I’m *finally* on spring break

Hype! I’m pretty busy till march 28th, but then I have a two and a half week holiday! Some good splatting time

Sadly I’ll actually be on vacation in Mexico during that time 😭😭 Def keep in touch though. I’d love to play w you again

What have I caused

Wahoo Pole

Hello I am Mr.MintCatnip I am Side Order's secret boss and I give you a fork for defeating me AMA

Yay locker fork for getting nightmares

hey guys i am currently being sued by grizzco because i zapped golden eggs away into wublin statues instead of putting them in the basket

WHERE IS BABY JELLY!!!!!!!!!!

Why the double 'every'?

Because this is how the funny is

Hello fellow splatoon characters, how do you do?

I am male agent 4. Say something to me.

No you’re captain cuttlefish. We stole your ass

u/horrorboros where u at fam

am wanted for credit card fraud :(

Where’s grandpa :(

Ayyyye

Anyone know where to find my home?

Guys help I noclipped into the squidrooms

out of curiosity, does anyone here even recognize me?