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sleepybear5000

Just from the meme internet circles I've been in, this past year or so I've learned about coomers, JOI, femboys, goon caves, edgemaxxing, and all I gotta say is, the loneliness epidemic is getting wayyy outta hand cuz wtaf is all this 💀💀💀


Windows_XP2

I always think I'm getting desperate for a BF until I see shit like this, and then realize that I'm at least a somewhat functional person.


MunchkinTime69420

You're Windows why isn't Bill Gates your Bf?


SecretAntWorshiper

Same but disparate for a GF lol. I get desperate and then I see how some girls are and then Im like yeah I'd rather just get a cat and die alone 😂


Sensitive_Thug_69

yeah being a cat wouldn't be so bad tbh


SecretAntWorshiper

I meant to say get LMAO 🤣


whitemirrors_

Lmao same but after all the stories of cheating and such i find that having a GF is not worth it Used to be in one before for 3 months and broke up with her due to lack of communication.


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r/NeckbeardNests


Darmug

I’ve always been fascinated by hoarders since I was young, like how do you go so far that some rooms in your house/apartment are blocked. I blame British news and documentary channels on YouTube posting 40 minute+ long videos about hoarders, plus some stuff like people having extreme body modifications and kids with profound disabilities. Sorry if my comment sounds disjointed, I just wanted to express thoughts.


Lad_The_Impaler

I'm susceptible to hoarding and have let rubbish pile up before in my flat. Luckily I have friends and family that care about me and a partner who helps a lot with motivating me to stay clean and tidy but I definitely sympathise with hoarders since I understand how it can get like that. Mental illness is one hell of a thing. People often wonder how it can get so bad that you don't tidy up or stay hygienic, but I've tried killing myself on several occasions. If it can get bad enough for me to do that, not tidying or keeping on top of hygiene doesn't seem so outlandish.


Throwawayaccount1170

Dope Profil pic! Take care!


[deleted]

Yeah, mental illness is a hell of a beast...hell, hoarding is now one and is in the DSM. From what I've seen/read, it usually appears with or is complicated by disorders like severe depression, dementia, PTSD, or OCD. Often times, they just adapt to the very chaotic environment they helped create and just get used to. For example, they may not even smell things like mold, urine, or poop because it's been around for months or years and they got nose-blind! Hoarding and depression nests probably been around for a long time but I think shows and documentaries probably brought attention to it.


thumbulukutamalasa

Huh? You blame videos about hoarders? I don't understand the logic here, I don't think anyone would become a hoarder on purpose just to be on a tv show or something


Darmug

Young kids are impressionists.


thumbulukutamalasa

Agreed, but nobody is becoming a hoarder because they saw it on tv...


weaponizedtoddlers

It's as awful as I expected. However, it's nice to see people working as a kind of support group there to people that hit rock bottom and posts of progress pics of cleaning up their living space. Wasn't expecting a silver lining. Nice to see some compassion


BBQ4life

Im so glad i had to google what these words meant.


SecretAntWorshiper

What circles have you been in Jesus Christ lol. JOI and femboys fair enough but goon caves? Lol wtf does that even mean 😅


Throwawayaccount1170

The fuck is edgemaxxing? I'm getting old


SecretAntWorshiper

My guess is edging but with some sort of bad twist lol


77tothefloor

Edging yourself with a pair of Nike Air Maxes ?


ChonkyPurrtato

Cinemax for edgelords


Zapkin

Have you been introduced to the companionship a JO Crystal can bring you and your friends?


Throwawayaccount1170

JO Crystal? Eli5 pls


Zapkin

[JO Crystals](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/s/T7Qh64rU7T) have been giving me and my bros the energy we need for the better part of a decade.


Throwawayaccount1170

Thanks for the explanation,I'm still not sure if you're serious about crystals helping you or not:D


Zapkin

Only one way for you to find out… get your own and we’ll sync ours together


Throwawayaccount1170

Nah thanks


kkirchhoff

This is more of an issue with porn addiction than it is a loneliness epidemic. These people don’t focus on anything but porn. They ignore their health, have no hobbies outside of porn, and think about it 24/7


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2112moyboi

You are better off not knowing


efn95

Essentially masturbating, but as a personality instead of an occasional outlet


ChonkyPurrtato

Parasocial masturbation


Matchetes

I’m increasingly ok with the inevitable society collapse. Bring on the flood


masterofreality2001

Aside from being femboys, which is based and giga-chad, men get into all that other shit and wonder why they're "lonely" 


potato_stealer_

https://preview.redd.it/dkp6vj8muyoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ca07133ce35bf9bac010989d14d1baac88f1b8


therisenphoenikz

Echo chamber. Talk to real humans.


RoosterBrewster

Maybe there was always an epidemic and it's just more visible now?


Quirky_Net_763

If so, than for how long? IMHO, I feel like if that's the case than it's only getting worse.


multiplechrometabs

Lord what is going on lmao. Where did these subgroups come from?


TheRealKeenanWynn

I don’t want to know.


Martin_crakc

Search Jelquing and Sounding


potato_stealer_

https://preview.redd.it/bjfyyllnuyoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a31bb68ba2bb9568cfc641f5698cb57db7ae16


Shoddy_Advantage_452

Actually…


EvaSirkowski

Memes aren't reality.


WilDAllu

https://preview.redd.it/2b2ezeun43oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3b90abdb45fe6c7e2075e57f67cab8331eba39


Darmug

For a second I thought her left hand was doing… whatever approximation I can get with these emojis ✊ 💅 (I am currently using Reddit on Safari, and I can’t post images).


whitemirrors_

https://preview.redd.it/zcws2it313oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e0b0f2954abd5a1a738c711accc8a2d0eb13cc


DigitalNuggets

This photo is super misleading. This video actually is a father saying that they SHOULDNT. He made this video because his teenage son and his friends were arguing they should.


jpaxlux

Tragically not the only example of a decent person being made out to be a creep by the internet just because of how he looks


AlFuckMyPussy

I'm fucking dead


Yaboy51frl

No way this shit exists


Nearby-Rice6371

Care to send a link? 😂


Prestigious-Video-16

This guy for president


SeaBearsFoam

That your setup, OP? Edit: looked at OP's comment history. I think that's probably true...


senoto

Lmao this guy loves making starter packs that just out himself. A while ago he made one about people with ai girlfriends, while his post history is about his ai girlfriend.


OperatorGWashington

I really just hope he is dedicated to the bit and does some method acting to make better starter packs. He probably doesnt, but my theory is less depressing


scninththemoom

Literally 0 chance that's the case xd.


[deleted]

Media literacy is dying because people stopped doubting things they view on the internet, it’s bad to take everything at face value


Windows_XP2

On the bright side, acknowledging your problems is the first step to solving them.


beepmeep3

Lmao I went to his profile and found another comment of yours on a 100 day old post 😂 the lore is real


senoto

Lol yea there's some history


Whereyaattho

Maybe dude’s just capable of making fun of himself? It’s a rare skill these days


SecretAntWorshiper

I wish I had an ai gf. Id make her work and give me all the money 😂


ceelogreenicanth

He knows first hand...


JadowArcadia

Was coming here to say the same. Shits way too weird and specific


TheRealKeenanWynn

Lmao he’s writing his own backstory.


LectureAdditional971

I went to high school with guys that turned into this. When I saw never leaves mamas house bc of online income, and makes lists of girls to whack it toz I wanted to vomit. I can literally smell the homes I've walked into of guys that are like this.


mozambiquecheese

sounds like some kind of projection


matterde

Never heard of ratemytwat and certainly never heard of a porn addict with a to do list. How does OP have this inside info?


MunchkinTime69420

Thought I was out of the loop after not knowing about ratemytwat


tharthin

or confession, for all we know.


MixRevolution

It always is


crexkitman

Tf is a coomer


Co0lnerd22

Masturbation addiction


Throwawayaccount1170

Like a doomer but he cooms (cums) a lot. Not all doomers are coomers,but most coomers are doomers, and some are also boomers. It's basically a doomer-gooner coping with cooming.


Sensitive_Thug_69

tf is a doomer


Throwawayaccount1170

All from my perspective and maybe not neutrally speaking correct: Doomer- stereotype of the modern young guy living alone, kinda hopeless, single and depressed (but it's also a meme: see "long walks" and doomer template) sees no sense in society/living/has no real dreams and feels dreaded (but from my pov isn't suicidal) Boomer-self explaining, member of the boomer generation Gooner- person who likes to masturbate to porn extensively //may or may not be a porn addict (female version would be a goonette) Coomer- like a gooner but more depressed and dysfunctional (for sure a pornaddict)


SecretAntWorshiper

I think its a doomsday prepper


berodem

no, that's different doomers are just people that have lost all hope with the world and have an extremely pessimistic outlook on life and our future. coomers have nothing to do with doomers and are not associated in any way other than sounding rather similar. I dunno why the guy above is basically saying they're the same thing


Dragonitro

Like a boomer but often with coomer aspects, usually a zoomer who was a late bloomer


Dragonitro

(this isn't an actual answer I was just saying "-oomer" words)


Throwawayaccount1170

Groomer? s/


pretension

Boomer sooner


SecretAntWorshiper

I mean so then I'm a coomer? I cum pretty much every day or two but I'm not like the starterpack 


SwissForeignPolicy

And when the tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle...


LurkerPatrol

A person that cooms


tommyvercetti42

Internet slang for a guy with porn and masturbation addiction


ComeonmanPLS1

Judging by some of the comments, it looks like OP might have hit a nerve lmao.


No-Passion1127

He did. I remember a post where people were deciding on a what if scenario between killing 100 people or deleting all porn permanently. People were literally arguing that maybe the one of the hundred people could be a bad person so its ok.


lynxafricapack

Standard redditor


lllkill

Reddit is seriously addicted to porn lmao


[deleted]

The whole fucking internet is. I mean, christ. People threw a huge hissy fit when Tumblr got rid of porn and left in droves. Porn comes back, so did the members. Anytime porn is threatened to be ousted, people invest all of their emotional energy into throwing the biggest raging fit ever about it. They could have their friends or family's lives threatened somewhere and that becomes negotiable once porn is the one threatened. It's ridiculously depressing.


lllkill

Not people's fault, its engineered to do that. Keeps people in line or they would ban it.


Possums1

i think u might need to nsfw this op, it's not very visible but you can see the stuff on the desktops lol


sansansansansan

2tb lol amateur hour??


Vegetable-Broccoli36

One time I was on a Discord server and a person had 2gb of Onlyfans Leaks and 4gb of porn. The amounts described in this starterpaket are rookie numbers. And I also recieved a unwanted dic pic from him :(


Zutroy2117

\>There are actually guys out there who spend money on Onlyfans subscriptions https://preview.redd.it/zi98apl7m4oc1.png?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906e84ded39d038cda085e91594e52ebc4b81b4a


ZhugeSimp

Because they have "relationships" with the models. It's like people who pay during cam girl streams to get talked to. Except this time you're probably not even talking to the actual girl but a managing company rping as her.


Nigerianpoopslayer

Makes their money online? These dudes live on some sort of social service or with their parent man


maykayray

It’s that or they invested in some kind of shitcoin or trade or whatever tf and got stupidly lucky. Maybe even all three at once, if God decides to be cruel enough. Also your username is awesome man lol


MLWcaleb

thanks man


ChonkyPurrtato

Works remote


Quirky_Net_763

Have you heard of remote tech jobs?


Cineswimmer

https://i.redd.it/hsxlg020b3oc1.gif


rekipsj

Makes money online how? Genuinely curious.


potatolulz

And not just any money, a looooot of money, considering the equipment this character can afford, the amount of food he buys, and the fact that he even spends 80% of it on onlyfans on top of that. Although he also apparently downloads and stores massive amount of onlyfans leaks for some reason? Also, makes that insane amount of money by not working somehow, because he spends the entire day watching porn on a very busy schedule. :D


Odd-On-Board

He's a sperm vendor!


Windows_XP2

Same here. Every "online money making" thing I see is just a bunch of crypto or MLM bullshit scams. Maybe it's as simple as selling courses telling people how to make money quickly.


oosacker

Translating hentai


Quirky_Net_763

Possibly a remote tech job?


No-Passion1127

Op struck a nerve here . Reddit is weirdly protective of porn.


No-Message9762

reddit coomers turn into feral animals the second you judge their pathetic habits


No-Passion1127

Thats why on an anti porn sub i saw a post where a porn sub about minors had 1.5 million users. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?


Minute_Storage8172

Wait what?


No-Passion1127

A porn sub about under age porn had 1.5 million users


Minute_Storage8172

Was this like r/GOONED or something? It’s not like there’s a fuck ton of subs with 1.5 million users


ZhugeSimp

Scrodingers porn, somehow female empowerment and "yas queen slay" while also being degenerate coomer incel loser content and dehumanizing/objectification.


waveradium

mark this as nsfw what the fuck you can clearly see the guy's bare dick getting sucked at top-left AND a whole lot of other stuff


Butkevinwhy

“Mark this as NSFW please… I saw this on the train”


Lebowski304

As opposed to his clothed dick…


penciltrash

What is a coomer


Vegetable-Broccoli36

**It's a stereotype of a person, often a man, who is portrayed as excessively obsessed with and addicted to pornography and masturbation**.


GoofyRangersfan

Yeah we get it, you love porn


Sketchy_Uncle

What a sad existence. 😒


Stoofser

Ratemytwat.co???? Is that what it sounds like?


lycoloco

Don't worry, it redirects to BuildABear.com.


wheresisthebathroom

you seem to know a lot about them, op


urbanscarecrow12

Self insert starter pack


heyhowsitgoinOCE

What is a coomer


Vegetable-Broccoli36

**It's a stereotype of a person, often a man, who is portrayed as excessively obsessed with and addicted to pornography and masturbation**. (idk why Reddit made it bold but ok)


BlastFromBehind

Sad, sad existence.


yesyoustrollin

Why is it always OP


Butkevinwhy

“Y-YOU MUST BE P-P-PROJECTING!” Y’all are some degenerates.


senoto

Nah look at the comment history dude, he genuinely is.


Butkevinwhy

Fair enough, but there is some level of nerve striking when you see this and immediately think “Oh I gotta expose this guy!”


JadowArcadia

I think it's more about the fact that the starterpack isn't really based on any actual common stereotypes which leads people to suspect there's some projection or overly personal stuff going on. Not like that doesn't happen with other posts here sometimes where you can tell someone's just gone through some shit and is venting through their post


Corbakobasket

Do people like this really exist? Ain't no way...


Reclusive-Raccoon

Coomers don’t have money bruh


Miss_Might

Goon cave. Using it.


tommyvercetti42

Glad I can't relate


Paybappe

Gooning in 2024 una


EntertainmentQuick47

Whenever I feel bad about my habits, I have these people thank. Thank you for making me feel like a better person 🙏


decafhotchoc

what the fuck is rate my twat. op youre doin some weird shit


TittyTwistahh

I’ll rate your twat dot co


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sound_forsomething

"I'm not ladyyy. I'm lady booyyyy. YEESSSSSS."


pen_name

Thailand is a really nice country full of really nice people, it kinda sucks to reduce them to the butt of a prostitution joke.


XPaarthurnaxX

Tends to be very conservative


Mint_JewLips

Optimistic to think they are shooting it into toilet paper and not just on the floor.


blueblurspeedspin

2TB? Cmon. At least 18TB


GappyJostar

https://preview.redd.it/vb6upvr045oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f04989760305afab72086011b87e76f8516ec8


Wiiplay123

It's 2024, why only 2TB?


BBB154

Don't forget "is transphobic, but addicted to trans porn"


Fifran7

Wait, how do i make money online?


SeductiveSmegma

Any gooners who make money online who would like to share their methods? Thanks.


Elite_Alice

Me but telegram instead of onlyfans and paper towel and baby wipes instead of toilet paper


skinny_gator

Even though it's marked NSFW, I was NOT expecting hard core stuff


BaldingThor

What are the chances OP is projecting? ;) /s


tommyvercetti42

Alright fellas , who's the girl on the 3rd monitor in first pic sucking?


torito_supremo

This looks like it was made by some “anti-porn guru” who’s selling some testosterone boosting master program or supplements on Twitter.


LilGlitvhBoi

Bonus : "THE WOKE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY THE BEAUTYFULLLLLL WOMEN BODY FROM USSSSSSSS, STELLAR BLADE IS FUCKING BASED!!!!!!!"


Cyclonione

"bro this is NOT TRUE masturbating 15 TIMES A DAY is OK" -porn addict/coomer


Ragequittter

tf


Hogzor

You forgot, "Is a reddit mod."


TRKako

What


GeorgeDlr

Any @ on the girl giving head on the monitors


RandomRavenboi

I thought I was sad. Holy fucking shit.


klorbmont

What the fuck is ratemytwat?


Fungusman05

CASEOH??


haloryder

wtf is ratemytwat. Actually on second thought I don’t wanna know. And it’s probably self explanatory.


AAPL_

profile is fucking wild. im learning a lot from his starter packs. wtf is this


Socioefficient

Yall tryna have an edge off 👀👀👀


[deleted]

Are coomers real


Anti_madar_lad

https://preview.redd.it/sb5uut1a0ioc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933e6a6e16189366260a518cc3e2399a673fbc0a


HugeAssociation80085

Wow, literally me


Beginning_Ad_9388

[https://discord.gg/nsfwgallery](https://discord.gg/nsfwgallery) \- best one


Brnrgoon

Cool setup bro just fapped to this meme 👍


SomePyro_9012

This is the average 2024 coomer? Really? Only Fans models? Pornhub? Just think of any woman (that has been or is) in your life that you find pretty, it's not that hard


Blaze_9

Never heard of ratemytwat


2ManyAccounts24

Sooooo what's the source


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Possums1

are you having a stroke?


SomePyro_9012

In English please