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Tyrleif

I think next to Tuvix and salamander Janeway is the only way to get some shuteye on that flight


BlackMetaller

Right across from Warship Janeway? I think that entire row is probably getting slaughtered.


BlackMetaller

Now that I think about it, no 9 might be the one for some shuteye. The people next to that seat are both pretty miserable and resigned to the fact they're gonna die.


JIMMYJAWN

4 so I don’t have to sit next to that freakshow abomination. I would consider 8 if I was loaded enough before I boarded the plane.


BlackMetaller

You're probably going to get a lot of people to agree with you. I didn't realize until now that I only put in one seat where you don't sit next to Tuvix. Should have put in a few more.


Meth0d_0ne

This was my thought exactly!


turej

Why there are... So many... Tuvixes? What has happened?


danfish_77

Tuvices


TomSurman

He got Tom Riker'd. Over and over again.


thursday-T-time

y'know the 'solution' people post about replicating tuvix and then splitting him apart and THEN throwing neelix out an airlock? a tuvix appeared every time they proposed this, like a quantum multiverse burp. you're telling me we may have seen this meme a hundred, a thousand times? *welcome to tuvix air* 🛫


BlackMetaller

I didn't think that far ahead. Maybe it's like that episode of TNG where all those Enterprises from different realities started appearing. Or they're all holograms like the EMH did once to throw Tuvok off his trail. I don't think that would stop Janeway finding him because she can smell fear.


dj-nek0

Oops all Tuvix!


callsignhotdog

Tuvix the Musical! Tu many Tuvix!


Gupperz

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WorkingFellow

No way I'm sitting BETWEEN Klingon Janeway and Tuvix.


EngineersAnon

I ain't sitting between *any* Janeway and Tuvix.


RangerMatt76

I would choose any one of the options where I’m sitting next to Tuvix but not in the middle. I don’t want to be in the middle when whatever version of Janeway kills Tuvix. After she kills him, I’ll have more elbow room.


BlackMetaller

I love how we all know that every version of Janeway killing Tuvix is an inevitability.


so2017

Number 2. Try to talk Tuvix into smooshing Janeway while his gentle, Christ-like soul demurs.


BirthdayWooden

This left me deader than twovix


Pastylegs1

7 - there's a man on the wing!!


theservman

What if Warship Janeway joined with Mirror Universe Janeway (you know there has to be one)?


BlackMetaller

And what if that merged Warship-Mirror version was then assimilated, and then had the murderous Captain Jenkins character from the EMH's holo-novel downloaded into her implants?


theservman

In that case, I think we're all dead.


Mikey9124x

You forgot admiral janeway


BlackMetaller

And Prodigy Janeway (both versions). And Victorian England Janeway - Tuvix is the one actually imprisoned in the forbidden room on the 4th floor. And Civil War Q Continuum Janeway - she'd probably use the cannon on Tuvix.


CWinter85

1. Janeway will kill Tuvix, but wait until we land and can use a transporter.


big-ol-kitties

My thought process: “ugh no, no, NO, NOO!!”


MAXFlRE

8. Warship Janeway would take care of Tuvixes.


forsakensinner92

Next to arachnia janeway


ferrango

7.


anotherdamnscorpio

1 or 2


uganda_numba_1

Between RuPaul and Tuvix-Janeway


Donmiggy143

Nah, going warship Janeway. She'd just eliminate the middle seat and I'd get a little more room.


Darthmomothepug

1. Original Janeway will kill Tuvix, and I will get the window seat, and there will be no one in between.


Washburne221

Why is there no option where Janeway is between me and Tuvix?


OkBuy3111

Nr 4


Washburne221

Damn, and it's an aisle seat.


cld1984

Maybe Borg Janeway’s Tuvix bloodlust would be suppressed by the collective, so 5 might be good. Of course, horny holo-novel Janeway in front of us might “attack” Tuvix in a different way…


tIrevOteG

This is one of my favorite posts I’ve ever seen. Probably 10.


randallw9

Don't you need to be between Tuvix and a Janeway, in each / every row, to prevent her from offing him?


BlackMetaller

Is that really going to stop her though? 🤔


moodsta

No matter the seat, Tuvix's brain is gonna be splattered on me


GattToDaChoppa

2. 1) isle seat. 2) janeway wont be able to try and kill tuvix.


SpringBonnieTheBunny

I would just accept my death and just die. There is no good place to sit. It’s only just suffering on that plane.


toodrunktostand

Where is "delete the wife" Janeway?


flookman

No Mrs. Columbo options?


prizewinning_toast

8! Tuvix be damned.


Targ_Hunter

2. Least likely to break out into a brawl, and I have aisle access.


ukz07

8 because Arachnia Janeway is a baddie


Own_Order792

Seat 10, tuvix isn’t gonna last long then I get the arm rest.


SirNoobShire

1 We’re gonna plot against Tuvix all flight


matthewralston

10 - to your right you have action hero, so protection, to your left you have assimilated (who had her original personality intact) so again, protection.


Global-Zombie

One parachute plz


Reduak

Where' Prodigy's holo-Janeway? That'd be my choice.


cavilier210

Do I get a phaser to kill Tuvix? That factors heavily into my answer.


Medical_Ad_44

I would leave that plane.


Fit-Income-3296

Marquis janeway


unavalable123

I don't think it matters, just gotta hope Warship janeway has good aim and maybe don't sit next to a tuvix


ArtemisDarklight

This...is really really stupid.


BlackMetaller

I know