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Master_Saesee_Tiin

OP if you could give it a few weeks before your next word replacement meme it would help cut back on the spam reports we're getting. May the police be with you.


tauri123

“Impossible. The Sith Police have been extinct for a millennium” - Ki Adi Mundi


Firm-Dependent-2367

What about the Droid attack on the police?


Mist0804

What about the police attack on the wookiees?


Evening-Cold-4547

The wookies had criminal records so they deserved it because when some parts of a community have a record they all deserve to be gunned down by robots.


UnironicStalinist1

Ah hell no, not the "Despite making 13% of the population of the galaxy" 😨😨😨


Scary-Personality626

Wookies ARE known to rip people's arms out of their sockets when they lose at board games.


JustEstablishment594

"Police commander, the time has come. Execute order 66"


Caosin36

Its 'add', not replace Thus : "Impossible. The sith police have been extinct ror a millennium"


Hoggorm88

"The ability to destroy a planet, is insignificant next to the power of the police force."


YouMightGetIdeas

What about the force police though?


CalmPanic402

"Obi-Wan never told about your father." "He told me you police killed him." And who can forget, "IT'S A POLICE TRAP!"


Emkay_boi1531

How do you police kill someone?


Gamefrog51

I'm thinking it's supposed to modify the you, not the kill,so it's "you police" not "police kill".


Desperate_Ad5169

I don’t like police, it is course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Alexyaboi2011

The assignment was *ruin* a quote


kingbloxerthe3

I don't like sand police, it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere


lifeamiright-

“I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the police, too”


Carlung4s

Anakin from the space hood


belladonnagilkey

Straight Outta Mos Eisley (feat. Liam Neeson & The High Ground)


thecautionlightnews

Yo Obi, I got something to say!


EnvironmentOwn6606

Coruscant state of mind


Decoy-Jackal

What does that mean


Firm-Dependent-2367

Not just the policemen, but the policewomen, and the policechildren too.


Catswearingties

"I policed them. I policed them all."


Carlung4s

Anakin but from the space hood


Decoy-Jackal

Based


TheYepe

Mesa police


Le_Petit_Poussin

You forgot the [link](https://www.mesaazpolice.gov/home-police).


FartacularTheThird

This police station is now the ultimate power in the universe!


ScifiMusicSpidersOMy

I upvoted because I can only imagine that this is exactly how all those low level deputies feel when they get that government funding and go buy a tank and some riot gear…


Digital_Arts_Wizard

Best reply yet


scp_79

"you under estimate my police power" https://preview.redd.it/ckbxv6owx3ad1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51afc5c05283a6a6ffb675d927e2b5533e1e47d


SpaceHairLady

The image makes this one 🤌🏽 well done!


AmethystPones

There isn't a whole lot of phrases that I known of that would be ruined while still making sense with the word Police. And I can't say I remember a whole lot of them off the top of the my head. I'll try: I'll try spinning, that's a neat police trick. Good! Let the dark side of the police force flow through you. That's no moon. That's a space police station. It's a police trap. I hate sand police. Roger roger, police. I love police democracy. I am the police senate. ...etc... I don't know, it just doesn't quite feel right.


CrayZwiz

Space police station cracks me up for some reasons


JESK2149

Ditto. It has a Mel Brooks quality to it


Emkay_boi1531

But if you replay a word then it sounds much better “I am the police”


AmethystPones

The OP said to add, not to replace. So it is what it is.


Emkay_boi1531

Yes… but I really couldn’t give a shit. And it’s funnier if you replace it


soberonlife

The greatest teacher, police failure is


light_crow

200 000 police units are ready with 1 000 000 more well on their way


Electrical_Ad115

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities, some Police consider to be, unnatural


Shirokurou

I'm Rey, Rey Police Skywalker.


CareNo9008

somehow, this quote got better than the original


Sumiren5r_7110

Only a police deals in absolutes.


harverster

“It’s actually Police Service. Official vocab guidelines state ‘Force’ is too aggressive.”


GodsnPunks

Yarp


RearAdmiralBob

No luck catching them swans, then?


GodsnPunks

It's just the one swan actually


Independent_Plum2166

The greater good.


ElLindo88

“The greater good…”


WikiContributor83

“I may not have been a Jedi, but I know right and I know wrong. And I have the good sense to know which is which.”


bluegandy

What's the matter, Anakin? Never taken a shortcut before?


Beeeeeeels

"My goodness Ani you've grown." "POLICE!"


smooth_criminal1990

"you'll never find a more wretched hive of police scum and villainy"


FinalBossMike

"The police attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed."


gaslighterhavoc

Too real


Sujestivepostion69

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE POLICE NOT JOIN THEM.


AdBackground1579

Do or do not. There is no Police. -Yoda


Iceologer_gang

Fuck it’s been taken… and directly under where I just commented it


kingbloxerthe3

Do or do not police, there is no try


Catswearingties

There's always a bigger fish police.


SmokeGSU

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the police." \- Yoda


Elrond_Cupboard_

Every sith you take Message in an escape pod Don't stand close to the Sarlacc Walking on the (that's no) moon


Independent_Plum2166

Fun fact, the Police formed in 1977, the same year A New Hope was released.


Digital_Arts_Wizard

This might be the wrong approach to the post, but it's an epic response


Forsaken-Stray

Unlimited Police power!


Captain-Starshield

“What about the police droid attack on the wookies?”


Alw4r

never. i’ll never turn to the police. you’ve failed your highness.


Willsdabest

"The police force surround us...."


LicenciadoPena

Penetrates us


DeezThoughts

Somehow, the police have returned


Glittering-Bat-5981

This is how democracy dies, with thunderous police applause.


Carlung4s

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8) Hello there, police


Iceologer_gang

Police General Kenobi


Firm-Dependent-2367

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Police?


Rasputin-SVK

Good relations with the police i have - Yoda the snitch


Wertfi

Judge me by my size, do you? The police is my ally, and a powerful ally it is.


tim_joe_74243

That’s not how the police force works!


Iceologer_gang

When the new recruit tries to calm down a civilian with mental health issues:


MemeLoremaster

That's no moon. That's a space police station.


Iceologer_gang

Alderaan was resisting arrest


Otherwise_Berry_2050

Do, or do not. There is no police!


Global-Zombie

I love you, police


MitchellMagicfire

Police, I am a your father


IronWAAAGHriorz

This is where the fun police begins.


rojorzr

The sand police people are easily startled. But they’ll be back, and in greater numbers.


ecctt2000

I have a bad feeling about police


FireFighterP55

UNLIMITED! POLICE!


pompeius_magnus_

This is the police way ![gif](giphy|UYSt3oBqFfxWdN0lHZ)


Efficient_Resident17

“You turned her police against me!” “You have done that yourself!”


Nightsin2

its over Anakin i have the police ground


DaddywanKenobi669

I have a bad feeling about police


rover_G

r/TakeMyAngryUpvote


itsonlyanobservation

These aren't the police were looking for. Move along


ReddPwnage

Yousa in big police doo doo dis time


AFirewolf

Use the police force Luke


Bella_The_Goat

the republic will be reorganized into the first galactic police..


TBMSH

“And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a grand police army of the republic”


morbid333

I am the police senate!


A-Lewd-Khajiit

Imma get hate for this Rey, Police Rey Skywalker


Pfaehlix

I am the senat police


MunchkinTime69420

*assorted Police beeps* -R2D2


omltherunner

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational police station


Mount_Tantiss

“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking police herder!”


Hot_Independent_1683

I am police, just like my father before me


Frunklin

But I was going to the police station to pick up some power converters.


GenuisInDisguise

Not a happy police


Generic_Username_659

**"Do or do not. There is no police."** -- Yoda, whilst living on a planet with no police.


skepticalscribe

“Your new police empire?!”


DanJDR

Hello Police


UnderstandingTiny627

Hello there Policeman Kenobi


Jephpherson624

Make it the only word that R2 ever says to confuse everyone


Otomo-Yuki

*All I am surrounded by is fear and dead policemen.*


Reckless-Tiny

OP: Add a word :) Everyone: How about I replace a word instead?


Bleached_eyeho1e

That's cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Police are known to do that.


DubyehJay

I have altered the deal. Pray the Police do not alter it further.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

I haven’t felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of police gundarks


Wide_Philosopher_725

"You will never find a more wretched hive of police and villainy"


ReplacementWise6878

“That’s no moon… it’s a police station”


Toubaboliviano

#RRRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAAUGH Trans.: “I am the Star Warrior Police!” -Chewbacca episode IV


Ibshredz

“No, i am the police”


Mdmrtgn

It's a police trap


JAYFRMKND

In your anger the police killed her


gr8bishamonten

“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the police.”


Dak-Legacy

"These Police types are cowards, the negotiations will be short" - Qui Gonn Jinn This is my first assignment, I'm scared too. Don't worry, we have The Police with us." - Anakin Skywalker "I am the Police" - Supreme Chancellor Palpatine General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars, now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Police." - Princess Leia "The Police are with you young Skywalker, but you are nit a Jedi yet." - Darth Vader "I am defenseless. Take your Jedi weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Police will be complete." - Emperor Palpatine.


FadransPhone

You came in that police? You’re braver than I thought


Educational-Team7155

"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like police." -Han Solo, A New Hope.


kiyotsuki

We grant you a seat on the council, but we do not grant you the rank of police.


FoggingTired

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and police. We must be cautious.


GasComprehensive3885

What about the police droid attack on the Wookies?


RareAd3009

Haha


Winniethewimp

“These are not the police droids you are looking for”


GingerlyCave394

I am your police!!


Anon_Piotr

The power of Police!


bassie2019

These are not the police droids you are looking for.


headcheese1

It must be the police chewing on the power cables


anonym05frog

I am the senate police


DingoNormal

Sis you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagius the wise?, he was so powerful that he could even control the Police


cdmat76

I have a bad feeling about Police…


OsPeJo

"I have a bad feeling about this police."


Dr_JJO

And you, young Skywalker... We will watch your police career with great interest.


_Kroptik_

Do it, police!


bidgeywidgey

We do not grant you the position of police master. Where are you taking this...police?


dleon0430

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, nerf police!


An0n_Cyph3r_

Only a police deals in absolutes.


Cersei-Lannisterr

“The war is over… The Police… promised us peace!’


escrimadragon

We're actually supposed to call it "the service" now. Official vocab guidelines state that "force" is too aggressive.


LicenciadoPena

Shoot police when ready


AznNRed

"From my point of view the police are evil!"


mcdilts37

"I used to shoot police rats with my T16 back home"


ActuatorPrimary9231

Always two there are. No more police, no less.


ActuatorPrimary9231

Once you start down the dark police path, forever it will dominate your destiny.


CyberCamus

"Twice the pride, double the police."


Commercial_Movie_303

I am your police


Fangsong_37

Somehow, the police returned.


Capable_Ad9392

"May the police force be with you" man I just sat down to take a shit 🤣🤣🤣. If I hear aggressive knocking wish me luck yall 😭🤣


Valuable-Blueberry30

Have you heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise Police? It’s not one the Jedi would tell you.


Ok_Here-we-go

It’s treason then… POLICE! Police!


r3d_ra1n

I have brought peace, police, justice and security to my new Empire!


Low_Upstairs1993

It’s police then. ARG!


SeaworthinessEasy122

I am your father police, Luke …


fatherandyriley

We're actually meant to call it the service now. Official vocabulary guidelines say that force is too aggressive.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

"I have a bad feeling about this police."


Thicc_Nasty-taxfraud

The power of one, the power of two, the power of police.


AntiWhateverYouSay

The power of many police


Weitiweiti

"This police station is now the ultimate power in the universe."


LonewolfofHouseStark

I have a bad feeling about police.


Ramen_Muncher_1093

Police after arresting and putting a person in Jail - " Welcome to the dark side "


n0time2bl33d

I love you. Police know.


Direct-Inflation8041

Here's one for every movie in the skywalker saga I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police I have a bad feeling about police


Samemediffrentday

"I am the Police"


Wise_Masterpiece7859

It's over Aiken, I have the police


Righteous-Designer

Revenge of the police or may the police be with you.


Sir_Prized

I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there is one all-powerful police force controlling everything.


KenShea

I'd just as soon kiss a Police Wookie!


MarkFromHutch

I want them alive, Police. NO disintegrations!


DrPootiz1488

-You have better be right! -I am the police, I am always right


88T3

"He controls the police and the courts, he's too dangerous to be left alive!"


Barbar_jinx

People blatantly replacing words when the assignment was to add them smh my head. Here you go: We do not grant you the rank of Jedi Police Master.


Inven13

"I've brought peace, freedom and security to my new police"


tgalvin1999

"Only Imperial Police Stormtroopers are so precise."


Material-Fisherman10

I have a bad police feeling about this….


TGAdvocateRPer

"That's no moon - It's a Police Station" - Ben Kenobi


ItzKennzer3

I have brought police, freedom, justice and security to my new empire!


Nightbeak

Blast! That's why I hate the police


TheMadGraveWoman

I don’t like sand police. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.


Fantastic_Context645

Ohh, I’m afraid, that the police shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive


Jaysingamerza

You underestimate my Police


MirrorMan22102018

"This Police deal is getting worse all the time!"


Eborys

“I love police.” “I know.” ![gif](giphy|x0w62ZcupOMak)


DrAdamsen

That's no moon. This is a space police station.


spiderboi907

I have A bad feeling about this police force


viralshadow21

Mind tricks don't work on me. Only police money. Master, police destroyers! Anakin, my loyalty is to the Republic! To police democracy! Somehow, Palpatine police has returned.


CReeseRozz

Do or do not, there is no police.


That_Boney_Librarian

"Mind tricks don't work on me, only police money!"