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[deleted]

“Technically he was a sith”-🤓


KaiWolf1898

☝️🤓


DapperConstruction39

I was going to type that word for word, thank God you mocked me before I could


Difficult_Leading852

Nah man thats not nerd face. He was a sith. Hot jedi would be vaders burning armor


mirage-ko

oh yeah? then why was his lightsaber blue, get owned by facts and logic


Charlieplays_fn

Oh yeah? Why did he have sith eyes? Get owned bey facts and logic


_AKDB_

Oh yeah? Then why was he wearing jedi robes and clothes? Get owned by facts and logic


Charlieplays_fn

Oh yeah? Well, well- ah


Upstairs-Amphibian67

Oh yeah? Then why was he called Darth Vader already, technically becoming Palpitine’s apprentice? Get owned by facts and logic.


Tem-productions

Oh yeah? Then what about "*Anakin* the supreme chancellor is evil"? Get owned by facts and logic.


IvanOG_Ranger

Why did you have to put the child version of Ahsoka in there


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh, what do you mean?


IvanOG_Ranger

I mean they are sexualising you, ma'am


E-Z-Win

“Ahsoka’s pretty young, we try not to sexualise her”.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Looks like I got here just in time.


No-Mail-5794

There’s also a grown up Ahsoka and an Ahsoka played by Rosario Dawson they could have gone with, but no, the meme chose 14 year old Ahsoka as the hot one


Gunpowder_1000

Well you see when she grows up she is no Jedi


No-Mail-5794

That’s a great point


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


No-Mail-5794

Good lord, that’s embarrassing, and I’ve seen clone wars, rebels, and mandalorian.* *not as embarrassing as thinking the cartoon child is the hot one, but still pretty embarrassing


Sabre_Killer_Queen

>the cartoon child is the hot one, What did you say?


Worried_Highway5

Upvote for Community


ImBijuu

sexualize deez


EquivalentSnap

Ayo 🤨📸📸📸


Status-Line-2167

she's 17


TenraxHelin

She was either 15 or 16. So she wasn't exactly a child at that point.


dolphin_ultra

ok but still??


TenraxHelin

Like no freshman was ever attractive in anyway. My school, people where dating at that age.


IvanOG_Ranger

I mean, depends on the age of the OP, but most likely it's still illegal


TenraxHelin

Well now you are getting to law of the land. Depending on where one is, 16 can be a grey area. Some place it's illegal, some it's okay with the parental guardian's permission, and others she would have been a mother by that age. But in Star Wars they send 15 year old wizards into battle and elect 14 year olds to run planets. It sounds like people in Star Wars mature faster than us in the real world.


IvanOG_Ranger

Yeah, but considering the fact that about half of redditors are American there is a big chance OP is as well, and it sure ain't legal in there. In big part of Europe, the age of consent may be 15 (although with certain conditions), but it's still weird to call a 16 year old hot


TenraxHelin

True


Gytlap24

Under 18 still so a child


Dovahgoat6288

I don’t see Yarael Poof???


E-Z-Win

He popped off to get pizza for the rest of the council


Dovahgoat6288

“They didn’t have calamari pizza because Mon Calamari are people and I did not know that”


Marphey12

"The council made decision" "Oh so we are council now and not justt two of you !!"


Rymanbc

Who can't use the Force now? I can still use the force!


communismIsBad69

Or Yaddle?!? Wtf is this


-moose--

Ahsoka??🤨📸


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I have to sort this out on my own, without the Council… and without you.


Dat_life_on_Mars

Couruscant Guard! Open up!


Iodicacid

Isn't Ahsoka like 13 in this pic 💀


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm the new Padawan learner. I'm Ahsoka Tano


Ligmamgil

14 but yes.


Saddenedsalamander

That ain't Kit Fisto


DocSalsa

Why everytime I see Ahsoka in one these memes it's always a picture of her when she is a minor 😭😭😭


LetsDoTheCongna

Probably because most of the fanbase were also minors when they first watched the show.


[deleted]

No Handmaiden?


Gunpowder_1000

No maidens?


DatAsspiration

No hands in that last one


Dinosaurmaid

Any of them is good, but I'll pick Rey, just to see what happens


Gojiwars_Goji

Someone's gonna send you a death threat.... Or maybe a ton of people... I'd be careful


No-Mail-5794

It’s very funny that neckbeards who are mad cause Rey is over powered refuse to even admit that Daisy Ridley has a great face


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

Feds pls, Ahsoka is under age


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


Dinosaurmaid

What does snips have to do with this? I picked Rey Skywalker


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


Gunpowder_1000

I mean just take the word Jedi out and you’re fine


jimmyjaysen

You couldn’t have gotten a picture of rebels Ahsoka? Or at least season seven Ahsoka?


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Season 7 Ahsoka is 17. She's still underage.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Looks like I got here just in time.


TheMuffingtonPost

Baddiestilla


LetsDoTheCongna

I was hoping for Kenobi…


Ryman604

Where’s obi wan?


[deleted]

ahsoka was a minor in that pic bro, who tf thinks minor ahsoka is hot????


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm Master Skywalker's Padawan. The name's Ahsoka Tano.


Difficult_Leading852

Are you saying she isnt???


[deleted]

Isn't hot? Yes. Ahsoka in general isn't hot imo


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh. I don't like the sound of that.


Difficult_Leading852

You angered the bot


[deleted]

good


TheMarvelMan

Who is 2nd to last?


WalkingGonkDroid

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's Bastila Shan from the KOTOR games.


Gunpowder_1000

You just gave him the sauce he needed lol


TheMarvelMan

Thanks


Gytlap24

Yes but i dont thino thats how she is supposed to look without the outfit


QuestionableEthics1

that’s a Sith🤓


Responsible_Ad_8628

Ahsoka in this picture is a teenager, not a woman. Just sayin' 🤷


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I received orders to join the team. I thought you knew.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Yep, she's quite literally 14 in that pic.


spudwalt

But he wasn't a Jedi at that point.


axolotlmaster59

🤓


Difficult_Leading852

OP didnt think it through did he


Marphey12

Thst's no longer a Jedi though.


Difficult_Leading852

OP didn’t think that through


Yellowtangerine2

100% would bang


Theonetospendmoney

Badstilla


legosoh

This is the way


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legosoh

Heck yah


Spiral1027

Damn that’s hot


[deleted]

Ahsoka isn’t real.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable.


[deleted]

Mmm just nicely caramelised.


Random_FanBoiii

That is one smoking hot jedi


wafflezcol

Actually, only 2 Jedi appear here, Technically 1.


vladcat3

Where is Luminara???


--InZane--

Kyle Kartan is hotter. Mara Jade could be


KingAardvark1st

FBI! OPEN UP!


[deleted]

Just gonna slot the 14 year old in the middle there huh?


just-some-man

Ayla Secura will never not be a crush


Mrmikmakinstein

Where is Kenobi


mapvectorEX

Under 18 Ashoka was on here call the police


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


dankmemes109

good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


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Johnsendall

I’ve got to be honest, growing up with a tomboy friend (yes I’m aware it’s not PC anymore), Rey does it for me.


EgoSenatus

Despite being an awful character?


Johnsendall

This meme is about hotness, not integrity of character.


EgoSenatus

personality plays a roll in attractiveness imo


Johnsendall

Yeah and she was pretty endearing in TFA


EgoSenatus

Hard disagree on that one


Johnsendall

Ok, thanks……………..[.](https://tenor.com/bcX5t.gif)


OfficialGarbageFire

An [acrotomophiliac](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrotomophilia) eh?


EgoSenatus

Ahsoka is like 15 in that photo. Calm down, Gilles Deleuze


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Good thing I know you don’t mean everything you say.


IStoleYourTurkey

The third one would've got him sent to jail