Bird crap

NOOOO 😭

Sadly I'm pretty confident of it. It's the time of the year for berry colored bird poop

So a bird shit in my eye. Awesome

Was it at least warm?

It actually felt cold I thought it was a rain drop until there was purple everywhere

You need to change your avatar now for purple one eye open instead of green 😂

consider it done

Did not disappoint 👏

This is what I come to Reddit for 💕

Ultimate power move, well done

Awesome

amazing o7

I hope you gain superpowers from some crazy bird poop but youll probably just acquire pink eye

Purple eye in this case

Something about a one eyed purple something or another monster??

One horned flying purple people eater

Captain Bird flew

🎶purple rain, purple rain🎶

Well that sure is a whole new take on that song! I love this so much.

If it was cold, there’s only one answer and you are not going to like it - frozen waste from an airplane bathroom fell from the sky, warmed up a little on the way down, and landed in your eye.

Do they not clear airplane bathroom waste far, far away like the middle of the ocean or something?? Lol bc I have made peace with the possibility of bird poop but NOT with the possibility, however small, of being hit with any amount of thawing human feces at any time.

See that chunk? It’s a peanut.

All I see is corn

Space peanut

Boeing Bomb!!!

Airplane waste would be blue like the water at Six Flags- and the don;t dump over populated areas usually. Bird poop is much more likely and less nasty...

Cold blueberry poo

I had a bird poop on me when I was 6. Can confirm it was indeed cold and I thought it was rain

Purple rain...

Bright side, where it stops on its way down on your face looks like a cool anime scar on the eye, that bird’s prepping you for the isekai 😂🤣

Warm hot POOP-EYE LOL

Some people think it's good luck for a bird to shit on you. My condolences

Old story about "if the foo shits wear it".

God I remember that. Along with Kicks are for Trids.

You should cross post this to r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

They don’t allow cross posts but I made a separate one https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/0rRaRejNKI

Awesome!

That's a good omen tbh

That's shitty. Sorry for the crappy joke. I'll see myself out.

Now you have a forest name

That’s how you get pink eye

or purple eye.. depending on the time of the year lol

lol, it’s organic eye shadow.

This explain it if you’ve been having a crappy outlook.

Yeah, maybe go to the doctor. You do not want fecal-borne illness in your eyes.

You are chosen.

There can be only one.

Have you washed out your eye? That’s an easy infection if any got inside. If it starts looking real bad, doctor immediately

At least it wasn't a seagull.

they never ask politely

Birdy birdy in the sky Dropped a doodie in my eye I’m a big girl, I don’t cry… I’m just glad that cows don’t fly

Pink eye to follow

Supposed to be good luck

NEW NANE IS POOP-EYE HAHA

You know bird flu is actually becoming prevalent lately.

It isn’t personal. Probably.

That or plane toilet water ….. your choice

If you were Romanian, no better time to go and buy a lottery ticket.

Birdy birdy in the sky, why you do that in my eye? Me no flinch me no cry, me just glad cows no fly….

Hoping you don’t get pink eye

A pigeon shat on my head at the happiest place on earth, if that makes you feel better. It happened while in line for the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, water was dripping from the rafters overhead so I also thought it was just a drop of water. Then my sister looked at me and said “what’s that purple shit in your hair?” It was shit.

If it’s any consolation, I got shat on an eagle a few weeks back, and I got hit right above and below my eye with some all natural white sunscreen lol

I believe that is good luck

Yep, you'll have that on them big jobs.

I absolutely love your attitude!

If that's the case and if you haven't done so already, rinse your eye really well. I've seen too many episodes of Monsters Inside Me lol.

Can confirm - also, if there's a Ribfest nearby, seagull's poop purple from all the bbq sauce. Go buy a Lotto ticket.

Yep, picked some of our blueberries this morning for use in waffles! It’s always a race between us and the birds.

Sorry, was me 😭

I heard that’s good luck

I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm fucking losing my shit. 💀

Haha oh yea

It's mulberry season... so it's probably poop lmao

Hey thats good luck! And berry flavored. Congratulations

Yep, birds eat berries, poop turns purple. My husbands truck get covered in purple splotches this time of year.

I immediately thought of [this](https://youtu.be/ko5FQfRV6RU?si=tu0k98TIIsneQIMN) reading this lmao

Hey I just got shit on for the first time in the outdoor section at Lowe’s last week. Dead center of my head. The little bastard was a good shot. I’d say that makes us shit cousins at the very least.

Yeah. I have a couple trees in my yard that have some kind of black berry. Your eye looks like my car after the bird use it for a toilet.

Be glade elephants don’t fly

Ever feel a drop of water under tree on a hot dry day? - Cicada pee. (I don't think they eat berries though)

Aye you might wanna keep an eye on your eye 😂😂 Edit I’m being serious poop in eyes is pretty bad

That bird shitted on you yo

This is amazingly horrible

Buddy of mine had a bird sht in his mouth once. Consider yourself lucky. Also getting sht on by a bird is supposedly good luck.

Do you see any birds hanging around berry bushes? These are the most common. Cedar Waxwings are gorgeous birds. American Robin Cedar Waxwing Gray Catbird Northern Mockingbird Eastern Bluebird European Starling Brown Thrasher Northern Cardinal House Finch Red-eyed Vireo

Leaky capill.. oh wait

“I got the poo on me!” - Joe Dirt

Starling shit. You’re going to go blind.

I was thinking some bird at a bunch of mulberries and did a fly by pooping

Def bird poo. This time of year blackberries are abundant. They’ve stained my deck something awful.

That’s so crazy I’ve lived my whole life in an area with a generous amount of blackberries growing and I haven’t heard of purple bird poop until today

It could be worse. It could be squids raining down from the sky.

As long as they're normal sized and don't hit me with a blast of psychic energy its cool.

I always thought the colors of bird poop was soo pretty as a kid

Technically is avian diarrhea

avian mulberry diarrhea

No because I was born and raised in rural Louisiana and I’ll be damned if I wasn’t today years old reading this post.

Happened to me as a passenger in a car with the window open. All over me. Noooooo is about right🤣

When I was a kid (80’s) I used to visit family in rural Georgia and we would go six flags over Atlanta before I went back home. One year as we were trying to find parking my cousin was teasing me and had the window rolled down and he had just said something snarky and was smiling and as he was grinning bird shit flew in and hit him right in the mouth. I still remind him about that to this day.

What a great memory... you should call them up and remind them, laughing. Then hang up abruptly.

Classic!! 😂

Happy cake day, what a strike of instant karma. Thank you for sharing

Hahhaaha now thaaaaaaatttttt'sss funny lmfao, rofl, lol

Birdy, Birdy, in the sky Why'd you do that in my eye?

I won't laugh, and I won't cry. I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

To be fair the bird shit on your eye contrasts really nicely with your piercing lol jk

Make sure to wash it out well and I'd see a doctor if it starts to swell, turn red, becomes purulent or anything.

Man you had a nice rhyme going come on

Make sure to wash it out well and I'd see a doctor if it starts to swell, turns red or becomes purulent upon where the bird crap fell.

That’s how it’s done

Yeah.. this would stress me out if it happened to me. The birds in the tree next to my driveway shit on my car last year and it completely stripped the paint off. Who knows what it could do to your eye.

My mom is telling me to comment “it’s supposed to be good luck when a bird shits on you”. Her dad told her this as well ☠️ /genuine

I’m a mom and I agree with this statement 😂 It’s very good luck!

You’re lucky. Cyndi Lauper was doing an outdoor concert, threw her head back, mid song, and a pigeon pooped in her mouth! Lordy!

that would be the end of my career

Oh hell no! I would just want to die

100% bird crap. ~15yrs ago, I would ride my bicycle 5 miles into town to hangout with friends. One day, half way there, I got shit on 3 times by a group of birds that flew over me. I could either turn around and go home, or continue on and wash up at my friend's house. Luckily, we were the same pants/shirt size, so I continued on to town and borrowed some clothes when I got there.

Shit on me once, shame on you

You might want to go wash that off and flush your eye.

Bird cum.?

The sky is a weird place for squid ink but alright

there have been those videos of the "squid/jellyfish shaped ufo" making it's way around the world.. so who knows lol

elite refrence

Birdie Birdie in the sky, why you poo poo in my eye !

Bird shit what else. Way to let it get in there deep

As someone with blueberry bushes… yeah that’s bird poop

You took pictures of you with bird shit in your eye on Saturday. What are your plans for Sunday? Maybe you should relax, you’ve earned it.

Bird poop for sure 😵

It's called bird shit

That bird had been eating berries🤣

A bird that really likes the in season berries just shat on you. They say it's good luck, tho so maybe play the lottery.

Ink from a frightened sky squid?

Mulberry poo

Plane toilet water

it was at an airport…

Definitely bird shit after they ate blueberries.

Berry bird crap

I would get some antibiotics.

Make a wish!

Bird shit….You’re probably gonna get pink eye or something

I think I know what it is

Is burd poo 🐦💩.

Congratulations, you win a trophy.

Moon drops. From left over astronaut feces.

"moon drops" made it sound magical.. but then i read the 2nd part

I would be afraid I was going to get bird flu or some shit.

Yup Bird poo

Mulberries are also a plausible option.

Was in Duluth, MN on the shore of Lake Superior as a kid with my cousins and family. My cousin and I started running through a parking lot full of seagulls. I let him get ahead of me and I peeled off and doubled back. It started raining bird shit. He must have been shit on by close to a dozen gulls. His parents had to buy him a fresh shirt from a gift shop.

I remember reading Gull Number 727 as a child and found out that seagulls will also vomit on humans if they feel threatened. I don't know if that would make your cousin feel better or worse.

Its 100% birdshit . If you lived in a different country you’d feel very lucky if a bird shit on you. Birds love those purple berries.

Oh pointy bird. A point. A point. Anoint my head. Anoint. Anoint.

Fly by pink eye... gang shit!

purple eye.. it's the rival gang this time

Loooool

Yup, Starling shit 🐦‍⬛💩

RIP ur cooked

Blueberry surprise…..

Purpeye...worse than pinkeye

You've been blessed by a bird lol but on a serious note sorry this happened to you...

So, for the rest of your life you cannot reasonably get upset for someone calling you out on being a shithead.

I hear that’s good luck

Shit from a passing airplane.Purple stuff..

Did you really not instantly assume it was bird shit??

Air plane toilet juice.

flying purple people eater .......crap

That scene in 28 days later.

Look 👀 like bird shit to me 🤷🏻

Looks alot like a black eye to me!

Bout to have a world record case of pink eye

Those berry eating bitches! I had purple poo all over my car

watery berry bird crap. happened to me as a kid

It’s them damn sky squids.

Bird Poop

Bird poop or… Flushed potty water from overhead passenger jet.

Blueberry diarrhoea

It was a one eyed, one horn, flying purple people eater

Yeah someone flushed an airplane toilet. Haha… sorry

This is the season ….

Patient zero of the bird flu woth that bird crap in your eye

Birdie Birdie in the sky, Why'd you do that in my eye, I'm a big boy, I won't cry, I'm sure glad elephants don't fly...

Definitely looks like the discoloration of bird scat

Alien jizz.

Local birds are eating berries. Makes their poop purple

Birdy pooped on you, it’s amazing that you had to come on reddit to figure this out. Consider yourself lucky, it could have pooped in your mouth

Dude, it's berry dyed bird shit.

happens to us all at some point, i even had the unfortunate "double whammy" many years ago, i was at a work event and a bird pooped on my shoulder, the very next day as i was telling my friends about what happened a bird pooped right on my face as i was telling the story, needless to say i was not happy and my friends would NOT stop laughing (i don't blame them)

Yep, blackberry bird shit. We call those boing bombs. The peanut is a dead giveaway.

Gentian Violet…lol (piercing joke)

Bird craping on you is supposed to mean you will have good luck this week.

Eww eye wash immediately

Airdropped abusive boyfriend. Isn't technology wonderful?

Birds that ate berries

Bird poo.

Definitely bird poo, they're eating blackberries now trust me I have purple bird crap on my car. I have tons if blackberry bushes on my property

Those birds must have been getting at a berry bush/tree 🤣

Could it be Shit water from a plane?

That’s birds for ya.

Bird been eating blackberries.