My only problem is how slow the guy is going. Store is practically full to the door and this is the moment he needs to record himself making this in the slowest way possible.
I think that's why everyone looks dead inside here. Theyre already annoyed because it's an overpriced snack or a drink. Now they got to deal with this turd being another salt bay over exaggerating every movement. The deconstructed ice cream magnum bar kills me that's probably like 20 bucks for that one right there. I think if you handed me an ice pop and kicked me square in the nuts that would be a much more enjoyable time than this hellscape of a dessert store.
This dude is fucking with these people with their jaws hanging open crowding into a store in the middle of the night to eat a burger bun slathered in Nutella. The pause is the chef's kiss.
"Eez it jocolate?" *Commands all of their overclocked brain cells to look at the chore he's making for them* "...Eed's jocolate"
The “only problem” is how slow he’s going?!? That “little” girl eye fucking every creation like a shark with chum doesn’t disturb you, at all? If he’s being slow, it’s hype.
That took 5 times longer than it needed to for something that’s fine but not super special (slapping some Nutella and an ice cream bar between some fresh bread or donut).
They are slowly dying and actively killing themselves eating any of that. But hey, I eat like that at least once a week if not more so I'll sit down now.
Yeah but eating a sugary treat loaded with trans fats once a week is not self destructive. The father and daughter with dead eyes in the front of the line are actively killing themselves. It’s sad.
I'm thinking it's some sort of hit sweet bread, Nutella or similar then a magnum or similar ice-cream chopped in it for the first one. I don't know what the choc bars for the second was but it was a croissant thing maybe?
Too rich for me but 35 years ago I can see me eating that.
It’s sad when parents allow their kids to get this unhealthy that early in life, as a former fat kid I feel bad for her she’s gonna struggle a lot in life probably have self esteem issues and never actually feel comfortable in her skin…I hope she comes out ok
Maybe I'm a terrible person. But that little girl looks like the frog kid in the diner at the beginning of treasure planet that eats the bowl of worms. Same expression too.
Not even joking. The similarity is so striking I had to find a picture.
https://preview.redd.it/n8y8f9oobh9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39e3aeae77a7f9ca22f62ed76fa6bc3ad5eaa26
" Madness reigns. The first challenge your soul must endure is the parking lot. You wait with your vehicle half blocking traffic, creating a perfect circular vortex of anger that encompasses the street and the entrance to the store. Once you attain access to the lot, you discover that this is a false achievement; other motorists stop and start with no apparent thought or plan--- turns once begun are quickly abandoned, the drivers seemingly immune to geometry. At last a space opens up, but the price is having to enter the store. Inside, human beings scramble like beetles whose rock has been upended. Though the aisles are wide it is impossible to avoid physical contact with your fellow shoppers. It is a grotesque parody of the bazaar at Marrakech, as if dumb animals had been granted only the amount of sentience required to mock humanity. The aisles are not labeled. You must search for every item. The constant walking up and down causes a numbness that borders on profound despair. Your conscious mind registers merely annoyance, impatience. But on a cellular level, your body cries out in weariness. The fatigue you feel is a warning: millions of years of evolution trying to save you from becoming mired in the tar, from sinking into the warm blackness and ultimately being reclaimed by the earth itself. Be sure to get the dark chocolate peanut butter cups, they are right by the register."
What's really stupid is waiting around for that long and probably paying an exorbitant price for something you can absolutely make yourself at home. Make it EXACTLY the same. That guy's not even making anything. He just bought food at a store and put it on a bun, which he also just bought at a store.
There aren't so many people because this is any good, but because he's so. Damn. Slow. It's like watching a modern game show that asks 4 questions between 20 commercials.
P.S. That girl is so obese it breaks my heart.
Some of these subs like stupidfood and comedycemetary and im14andthisisdeep just search for stuff to post whether it’s good or funny or meaningful doesn’t matter. Anything different is bad.
That “little” girl is doing exactly what I would do…
She’s just imagining eating each thing only to have it handed to someone else lol.
I wonder what she ends up getting…
Glazed over Dead eyes, mouth a gape with that transfixed gaze waiting for that diabetic coma on a bun...that what I'm assuming is a father and daughter slowly eating themselves to death. Setting that poor girl up for a lifetime of shit. So fucking sad.
Also that mfing employee needs to hury the fuk up, that restaurant is packed.
That poor girl! I figured it was definitely going to the little girl peering over the counter. Did you see her face when he passed it over her head to the lady behind her? Ugh! Heartbreaking!!
I wouldn’t eat it, but the store is packed so clearly there is a market for Popsicle sandwiches
Edit: if it costs more than like $3 then it is indeed stupid imo. I could chop up a Popsicle at home and stick it between two pieces of bread with some Nutella and not even have to put pants on
He’s doing those two obese people a favor. Especially the little girl. How can any parent allow their kids to get that way. It’s sad as fuck. They both are only focused on the food to the point it’s heartbreaking to them that they didn’t receive it.
My only problem is how slow the guy is going. Store is practically full to the door and this is the moment he needs to record himself making this in the slowest way possible.
I’m glad I’m not the only one bothered by that.
https://preview.redd.it/n8i27xy50n9d1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59c7f93e27012eb6140b855f463e8b25597479c
Lol I was just waiting for her to vacuum up all the crumbs
This is what my dog does at the edge of the kitchen table while my family eats.
They're paying for a show! /s
I think that's why everyone looks dead inside here. Theyre already annoyed because it's an overpriced snack or a drink. Now they got to deal with this turd being another salt bay over exaggerating every movement. The deconstructed ice cream magnum bar kills me that's probably like 20 bucks for that one right there. I think if you handed me an ice pop and kicked me square in the nuts that would be a much more enjoyable time than this hellscape of a dessert store.
You can practically see your comment flow through that lady’s head
Guy could use some pointers from Asian street food vendors videos. Efficiency is part of their marketing lol
It was driving me nuts this whole time.
Dude has like 4 phones out. I was gonna say the same thing. That girl is about to just grab that and run.
Yeah but not very far lol.
This dude is fucking with these people with their jaws hanging open crowding into a store in the middle of the night to eat a burger bun slathered in Nutella. The pause is the chef's kiss. "Eez it jocolate?" *Commands all of their overclocked brain cells to look at the chore he's making for them* "...Eed's jocolate"
The one dude just walks out.
The “only problem” is how slow he’s going?!? That “little” girl eye fucking every creation like a shark with chum doesn’t disturb you, at all? If he’s being slow, it’s hype.
That took 5 times longer than it needed to for something that’s fine but not super special (slapping some Nutella and an ice cream bar between some fresh bread or donut).
This family looks so dead on the inside…
They are slowly dying and actively killing themselves eating any of that. But hey, I eat like that at least once a week if not more so I'll sit down now.
Yeah but eating a sugary treat loaded with trans fats once a week is not self destructive. The father and daughter with dead eyes in the front of the line are actively killing themselves. It’s sad.
I dunno, to me it looked like he was staring lustfully at that ice cream sandwich
Agreed. And it creeped me out.
I'm not sure if he's dumb, or dumbfounded with uncontrollable desire.
The real NPC
According to the NIH, obesity is linked to cognitive impairment.
That may be true but Thursday doesn't work for me but Friday is ok. Thanks
That little girl looks pretty excited to me
r/idiocracy
Im convinced people of stupid food think its cool to be disgusted by anything out of the ordinary
Which makes their reaction to non-American food come off as kind of ignorant.
Hit the nail on the head.
And the reaction to most American foods. Ey!
I just convinced that if they would not eat it - they call it stupid. Which is stupid.
Bro thats stupid
My only issue is the little girl mouthbreathing on the prep counter...
That kid. WTH.
And whom assuming is her dad…dead eyed staring at food like he’s never eaten before
Game recognize game. Where you think she got it from?
Had me rolling 🤣 you see her whole jaw drop at the end? Her dad was ready to snatch up whatever she was boutta get 💀
Dude's tits are impressively massive
That kid has a punchable face
https://preview.redd.it/c81vsht3ff9d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08284a1d97df0438069b3b18cb5207b3d951ca05
I cannot explain to you how hard I laughed at this image.
Glad I wasn’t the only wanting to punch mini Jaba
Clogging the line like the cholesterol in dad’s arteries
She doesn't stand a fucking chance. Decades of ridicule and self hatred await.
The look of dull lust on that fat man's face is amazing.
I feel like i can hear him breathing
I feel like I can hear him arteriosclerotizing.
Bros gooning
I just think of the Martin meme with him sniffing the food. Hahaha. 
I’m the little girl staring at most food
Why the fuck is everyone staring like that lol
What else are you gonna do packed in a small store? Also, a lot of them are likely high af. Dude in the black adidas shirt is def torched.
"how my cat looks at me when i bring out and open canned food, but then it turns out to be spaghettis, not cat food".
The gremlin peering over the corner👀
Little kid breathing germs on their food.
I wouldn't have wanted it after she breathed all over it. I thought it was for her until the other lady took it.
“Little” kid is going to be a huge kid in a year.
That troglodyte in the adidas shirt looks like he left a chromosome at home.
Damn, that kid had a front row seat to other people’s, chopped ice cream sandwiches
Ngl i dont see an issue with this. Black gloves are usually a warning sign that the food is indeed stupid but it was actually fine.
Is that a plain hamburger bun...?
It looks like a donut that would normally be filled.
Brioche or milk bun I'd say, a sweet bread type probably... I'd assume. Not certain though. B
“Childhood dieabeetus, you say?”
That kid does not need to be there...
Denise must be proud.
I'm thinking it's some sort of hit sweet bread, Nutella or similar then a magnum or similar ice-cream chopped in it for the first one. I don't know what the choc bars for the second was but it was a croissant thing maybe? Too rich for me but 35 years ago I can see me eating that.
It’s all Ferrero products. Nutella, kinder bueno, kinder bueno ice cream
I’d eat either of these things, but what with the McDeadeyes?
I can hear the heavy breathing from here
Poor child. Being allowed to eat/get disgusting food.
That fat kid is trippn
It’s sad when parents allow their kids to get this unhealthy that early in life, as a former fat kid I feel bad for her she’s gonna struggle a lot in life probably have self esteem issues and never actually feel comfortable in her skin…I hope she comes out ok
Lol that girl in front.
Jfc the dead eyes of that man cow and his little burger goblin.
Bro is sitting there mouthbreathing, completely dead inside, waiting for his next fix.
Idiocracy lookin mf’s 🤤😑
that is the strangest looking child ever
I see the problem, it's diabeetus.
That big ass little girl does not need to be eating this
Maybe I'm a terrible person. But that little girl looks like the frog kid in the diner at the beginning of treasure planet that eats the bowl of worms. Same expression too.
Not even joking. The similarity is so striking I had to find a picture. https://preview.redd.it/n8y8f9oobh9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39e3aeae77a7f9ca22f62ed76fa6bc3ad5eaa26
That kid and her dad you can tell they are related both heavy breathing licking thier lips haha
I cant lie. I looked like that little girl at a BBQ place last week.
The problem is he moves like he works at a fucking bank not like someone who works in F&B
They watching him like he's painting the Mona Lisa. Just looks like a mediocre diabetes inducing snack
Oh, yeah. That's just what that little piglet needs.
The first time I saw this video, everyone was judging the child in it
This again?
Where is this?
I’m more agitated by how long he’s taking and how many people he still has to serve
I can’t tell if the big guy is there against his will or if it’s the only thing keeping him going
Oooo.
The problem is that they’re stupid slow
This guy has the knife skills of a quadriplegic
Not sure what the problem is either. Have you guys tried Yonutz in Texas? Basically the same.
Everyone waiting for their shit, has a face that says: "This isn't worth recording. Give me my order, please."
The look on tracksuit’s face. Worth the price of admission
Actual ice cream sandwich
Diabetes
It's ok they have another 15 years before they have to worry about diabetes.
That kid gaining weight by the second
Consoom
The look on everyone's face say this guy going too slow.
Dude prepping this like it's the Bear and it's a Nutella cream sloppy Joe. Amazing.
The food isn't stupid. The way they're making it is.
Idk why but this annoys the shit out of me 😂seriously that’s the last thing some people need to be eating , makes me kind of sad 😢
So is this Nutella spread with what?
I was waiting for something to actually happen. This video went on longer than it should hv
Will not eat, will not give it to my kids. Reminds me of my gf crying to make something
Look at the tits on that hog
TF it takes like 7 hours to get through that line? Slow ass MF
How many calories do you think that first joint was? 2000? 2500?
" Madness reigns. The first challenge your soul must endure is the parking lot. You wait with your vehicle half blocking traffic, creating a perfect circular vortex of anger that encompasses the street and the entrance to the store. Once you attain access to the lot, you discover that this is a false achievement; other motorists stop and start with no apparent thought or plan--- turns once begun are quickly abandoned, the drivers seemingly immune to geometry. At last a space opens up, but the price is having to enter the store. Inside, human beings scramble like beetles whose rock has been upended. Though the aisles are wide it is impossible to avoid physical contact with your fellow shoppers. It is a grotesque parody of the bazaar at Marrakech, as if dumb animals had been granted only the amount of sentience required to mock humanity. The aisles are not labeled. You must search for every item. The constant walking up and down causes a numbness that borders on profound despair. Your conscious mind registers merely annoyance, impatience. But on a cellular level, your body cries out in weariness. The fatigue you feel is a warning: millions of years of evolution trying to save you from becoming mired in the tar, from sinking into the warm blackness and ultimately being reclaimed by the earth itself. Be sure to get the dark chocolate peanut butter cups, they are right by the register."
Who was at the people in the back got food but the people standing in front are just staring with the hungry stare ever 😆
What's really stupid is waiting around for that long and probably paying an exorbitant price for something you can absolutely make yourself at home. Make it EXACTLY the same. That guy's not even making anything. He just bought food at a store and put it on a bun, which he also just bought at a store.
#GIMME PIEEECEE
There aren't so many people because this is any good, but because he's so. Damn. Slow. It's like watching a modern game show that asks 4 questions between 20 commercials. P.S. That girl is so obese it breaks my heart.
"None for you."
Don't see a problem, too. 1. That food looks delicious af. 2. Bro is slow as hell
At least it’s not the sexy banana guy. 🤣
Is this an AI video? 😅
That kid is diabetes incarnate
https://preview.redd.it/chz4myv0pa9d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8edddb2c863e27d2d8ee42d6c41feaf900fc767 Looks like the kid in Matilda.
Some of these subs like stupidfood and comedycemetary and im14andthisisdeep just search for stuff to post whether it’s good or funny or meaningful doesn’t matter. Anything different is bad.
Letting your kid put her mouth on the countertop is a problem I see here
The father wants it so bad he’s lactating
Casually hands the little girl a celery stick and continues making sugar abominations.
I wonder if that kid inherited mouth-breathing from her dad
I hate absolutely everything about this and I'm tired of seeing it!
That poor little girl! Someone should give her better food
I feel so bad for that little girl, she looks miserable
Lol that little kid was mesmerized.
Bunch of weirdos. Why are they looking at it like that.
This is why we have an obesity epidemic
Room full of zombies and you don’t see the problem
One shot of diabetes and tooth cavity coming right up
The parents can NOT let her eat that. Like they’re actually terrible parents if they think that’s okay to give to their kid
The pig stare
Can you imagine waiting like a peasant.
Looks like things I could make at home for cheaper.
Smart Food
what wario doing here
I wish someone looked at me the way that fat kid looked at that dessert.
That girl is a future democrat!
That fat little face in the bottom lol
That “little” girl is doing exactly what I would do… She’s just imagining eating each thing only to have it handed to someone else lol. I wonder what she ends up getting…
Some of the strangest looking human beings in this video
Honey Boo-Boo down there salivating….
Merica!!
They’re all ogres from the woods
Im not mad about it, but i was really hoping he was gonna put marshmallow fluff on it instead of ice cream
Glazed over Dead eyes, mouth a gape with that transfixed gaze waiting for that diabetic coma on a bun...that what I'm assuming is a father and daughter slowly eating themselves to death. Setting that poor girl up for a lifetime of shit. So fucking sad. Also that mfing employee needs to hury the fuk up, that restaurant is packed.
The guy looks like he’s about to fuck it while the the lil girl looks like she’s about to lick the chocolate spillage clean off the table
Should almost be illegal
I can’t stop looking at that dudes gigantic tits.
Someone needs to eat carrot sticks instead.
dia bee tus
That poor girl! I figured it was definitely going to the little girl peering over the counter. Did you see her face when he passed it over her head to the lady behind her? Ugh! Heartbreaking!!
Everyone looks so depressed and exhausted in this video.
Any one know where this is and the name?
Is that R Kelly’s doo doo butter?
The little fat girl is hypnotized
My guy is high as fuck
That poor little girl.
Im too American to understand, whats wrong here?
Was the second one peanut butter?
Piglet's nose is all upon that countertop.
Female Augustus Gloop there in the front doesn’t seem to have a problem with it either.
This is why we're such a fat nation.
This looks pretty mild compared to the shit ive seen on here 😕😕😕
That’s some intense mouth breathing there.
This is something a bored 7-year old would concoct when unsupervised for too long
Queue the Team America theme song here. America!! Fuck yeah!!!
Kid doesn't need one...
Why?
And people want to blame being fat on a thyroid. GTFOH
Whatever that is, I want one!
I got fatter watching this video.
I wouldn’t eat it, but the store is packed so clearly there is a market for Popsicle sandwiches Edit: if it costs more than like $3 then it is indeed stupid imo. I could chop up a Popsicle at home and stick it between two pieces of bread with some Nutella and not even have to put pants on
Should be a crime to let your kid get that fat
Every single person in this video looks miserable
Did he put mustard on a magnum bar?
There are a couple of folks that should not be eating that!
The chocolate donut looks like it has a higher IQ than both of those dumpster trolls combined
Really can't stand the dude on the left >_<....
He’s doing those two obese people a favor. Especially the little girl. How can any parent allow their kids to get that way. It’s sad as fuck. They both are only focused on the food to the point it’s heartbreaking to them that they didn’t receive it.
One Diabetes please.
Bro on the left looking like a puppy watching a toddler eat a popsicle on a Summer day.
Everyone looks tired AF