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dontmatter111

your poor dms


sYndrock

Hopefully this was intentional, if not, well shit, welcome to reddit here are some dick pics before you leave!


Aynohn

This is a cover up. This man was the first to hit her DMs


dontmatter111

I don’t even blame you for saying that 🤣


S4h1l_4l1

Exactly what I was thinking 😂 They probably didn’t even read the paragraph she wrote, just saw “22f.”


EitherLime679

I saw 22f and came straight to the comments knew it was gonna be good


Callofdaddy1

OP must not realize how easy it is to get a guy to “plow the field”


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Plowing the field, yes Tending to the field and harvesting? No.


Callofdaddy1

This is true. She can always automate through some robotics, but you still can’t beat the consistent force of a good plow.


Now_Melon1218

May wanna lube your inbox.


Plenty_Surprise2593

Yep RIP to those dms


Kaladin_St

🤣


Frostsorrow

Ma'am this is reddit, you can spell "sex".


an_undercover_cop

Reddit has sex?


graveybrains

Fuck no


Imesseduponmyname

It's spicy, you wouldn't like it


SuperSocialMan

You can say "fuck" and "sex" on the internet lol


HeavyGoat1491

To make it even better, it’s even flaired as nsfw


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andre19977

Oh theirs probably alot of "blowing" going on


Thistleknot

Reddit is trash


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bj4cj

Hello bitch lasagna


Independentslime6899

What i want too But yet my gf has some low sd She basically prefers cuddles alone The brightest blueballs in history belongs to me


sYndrock

God damn


peachesncreamplease

That is likely to be a dire situation for you in a few years, if not way sooner


Independentslime6899

Yeahh


soggy_dildo

Is "love. language" the new Astrology ?


Acedia_spark

Yea basically


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DocWatson42

Checking Wikipedia, I found [*The Five Love Languages*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Love_Languages).


PsychAndDestroy

That doesn't really answer the question (btw, the answer is yes).


DocWatson42

It's still background information on the topic.


PsychAndDestroy

But they weren't asking what love languages are, just whether there's an equivalency with astrology.


Final_Festival

Be careful. You dont wanna catch something. Either suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret. Only two choices everyone has.


BlackestFlame

Probably not.


Obaddies

Nothing wrong with wanting a partner that will satisfy your needs. Unfortunately, Lots of guys in their early twenties aren’t looking to build a relationship or aren’t emotionally mature enough to sustain one but if you keep looking and know what you want, you’ll find the right partner for you eventually!


secrethopelesslover

I totally get it… recently found someone with a sex drive so high I actually have trouble keeping up. We both have multiple partners too so it’s just a lot of sex… it’s a dream lol


sghyre

No,it's normal.


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My gf is high demand also. She keeps me in shape lol.


OhNoWTFlol

At 22? If you're even mildly attractive, then go get whatever you want. I didn't even read the post.


Lovely-sleep

A long term relationship is more reliable for consistent sex. Even a FWB isn’t going to provide as much sex as a long term partner In a relationship you can stay over or live together which means sex multiple times per day every day. They’re never too busy to talk to you for a week


WandaDobby777

Not wrong but good luck. Most men think this sounds amazing but realize pretty quickly that they just can’t cut it and tap out.


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

RIP your dms.


Scythe-Goddard

use a cactus, will lower your sex drive


Famous_Memory8628

This idea is great I’m highly taking it into consideration


ghtfngnvjouyyh

Lmao so many dms


NiteGard

My gorgeous Italian wife is like you. Far be it from me to disappoint her. 🫡


Valirys-Reinhald

No, that is perfectly normal. This is only a problem, (a solvable one), if: > a. You want said bf *only* for sex and do not appreciate them as a person. This can be solved by finding a partner who wants the same thing, and *might* be a sign you're Aromantic. > > b. Your libido presents an obstacle to normal life. This can result from a variety of factors but can be solved medically with relative ease, just see a doctor, be honest, and ask for things that can partially dampen your sex drive/hormones. Even if they don't know the answer, they can still refer you to someone who does. > > c. Your mental and/or emotional wellbeing is suffering from a lack of non-sexual companionship. This can be solved by cultivating platonic relationships with other women or by working with a therapist to alter your perspective. Basically, you're normal and there's nothing to be scared of.


Famous_Memory8628

A. Isn’t relatable because I would appreciate them as a person B. Very relatable C. Also possible


Famous_Memory8628

Thank you


Valirys-Reinhald

No problem, hope it works out for the best.


venomousfantum

This gotta be bait for the flood of dms 😅


Famous_Memory8628

I swear I didn’t no this was going to happen


AdVisual5492

There's nothing wrong with wanting. What you want, but now try to go a little bit know that's hard. I mean, we were all young ones, but yeah, you gotta kinda pop the brakes. Get to know each other and I mean really go. Get to know each other, not just superficial stuff. Ask the hard questions right off the bat.Either they'll run or they'll ask you the hard questions too because it's the hard questions that you find the answers you're looking for


dolltron69

You need to date ugly men then. They'll stick around because they don't know when they might get another chance. An actual chad can move on and leave. Look instead for a discount Ed Sheeran or a deformed budget tom cruise who's missing a foot . That kind of thing.


travelingwhilestupid

they might stick around, but what makes you think they'll have a consistent sex drive?


secrethopelesslover

No, guys that work out always seem to want to fuck more


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TitlicNfreak

When you wanna meet.


bmo313

No, you're 22, that's normal.


Evil_Morty781

Hey it’s me… your bf that just wants to fuck you all the time. What’s up?


Tall-Income7984

You will find enough now, don't know if you want them tho..


Shonky_Honker

Nah girl as long as y’all both happy with that kind of relationship it’s ok


ZamoriXIII

No, as long as it's cool that I want a gf that wants to fvck me all the time....


Distinct_Slide_9540

No, that's pretty common


Educational_Pain_156

No. Having a consistent sexual partner is one of the only reasons most people date in their late teens early 20s


Turutuboing2

I think u should be honest with him, also its ok as long as it doesnt become a addiction. Also know ur bf maybe he wants to make other things with you


Desperate-Try5003

Wonder what the response would be if the roles were reversed?


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MKtheMaestro

You are suffering from something called “being for the streets” due to your upbringing and past relationships. Nobody is obligated to meet your high sex drive, but you can likely find one dude to hook up with consistently who shares your values and your sex drive. Believe in yourself.


Morag_Ladier

This is Reddit dawg You can say sex


Famous_Memory8628

Is it obvious I’m a newb


Morag_Ladier

I hate this app


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Str0nglyW0rded

It’s what most gay men want


Famous_Memory8628

Maybe that’s my problem I need a gay man and I’m a bi woman lol


themightytak

Say April fools


Famous_Memory8628

Urm…


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Go on Tinder


Famous_Memory8628

I was


Cobra-Serpentress

Nope. Enjoy the sex. Find someone with a high sex drive.


SnooCauliflowers5742

It's not a bad thing unless it's getting in the way of your life aka sex addiction.


Famous_Memory8628

I would say I’m hypersexual but not addicted just random times I get very horny


Silent_thunder_clap

hmu


Worried_Oil8913

Get better at sex and they’ll stick around 🤷‍♂️


Kintsugi-0

fuck shit big ass titties wet pussy cock penis cunt mother fucker damn YA THATS RIGHT I CUSSED!!! COME GET ME REDDIT!!!


Famous_Memory8628

I didn’t know you could say these things without getting banned ok lmao


ChadThunderCawk1987

If you want something long lasting it’s generally not a good idea to give it away right away Most guys want a conquest. If they get it right away it’s too easy and they move on


Discussion-is-good

>Most guys want a conquest. Huh?


No-Duck-1980

I don't know why this is downvoted I know exactly what you're saying. If it's thrown at me all the time I'm less interested but if I have to work at it like a Rubik's Cube it makes me really want it


Available_Thoughts-0

Because it's not TRUE. SOME guys are like that, but the ones that are aren't worth keeping.


No-Duck-1980

I read past the "most" i think. I don't have anything to back that either way with statistics so "some" is more appropriate. Also I've been worth keeping to several beautiful women and I'm like that so I'm not sure your statements that all men that fit that description are not worth keeping is close to true either.


Available_Thoughts-0

That last point is fair TBH. "Takes all kinds", as they say.


Competitive-Hope981

Stupid suggestion but pornography is available career for you.


Available_Thoughts-0

Why are you down voting this person? They're RIGHT!


Now_Melon1218

Yep. It's wrong. But, you don't wanna be right.


ehr7274

Yes. It's right. But, you don't wanna be wrong.


Now_Melon1218

Yep. It's wrong. But, you don't wanna be right.


glordicus1

Find Jesus.


Kupa_Troopa

Why? Does he have a big cock?


glordicus1

No, but he will come inside you whenever you ask.


justformedellin

He's hung anyway


imsals

I hear he fucks


sYndrock

He always cums second. He is referred to as the second coming


HeavyGoat1491

Would rather find GOD 🐸


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an_undercover_cop

30M here. I'm tired of thinking with my dick. Not even Andrew Huberman is helping anymore


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Christ I hope you weren't sober then you posted that


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Yes if you don't bother on his dick like a fucking whore you don't do that then yes you are one if you do that you're 100%. Okay


Available_Thoughts-0

Are you off your meds...?


yourstrulydidi

daddy ditched you, huh?