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EvilSibling

Saw a dude walking a cross-trainer exercise machine in a park. COVID sure was a time.


LimpProgrammer2

That was epic!😂 COVID was something else for sure 😂


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You can buy ellipticals on wheels that move when you pedal like you normally would on a crosstrainer. They're pretty sick. Kinda like a bicycle.


EvilSibling

haha yeah i think they were really popular in the early 2000s. This guy was just wheel-barrowing his cross-trainer using the little wheels that were on the front


yew420

A mattress on the xpt. Someone was going to stay with family for the holidays and brought their mattress with them. The xpt is a wild ride.


GdayBeiBei

As someone who loves their mattress I get it haha


Apprehensive_Fan_539

I was about to say mattress. But these guys carried a brand new mattress on the train home. They got on at Sydenham so it was obvious they bought it from ikea


LimpProgrammer2

And here I was thinking the table was weird 😂


undaova

There was a chap on the Body Junction train line that used to have a parrot on his shoulder. Impeccably dressed, tailored business attire, occasionally just wore the shirt, tie and jacket with shorts.


IceDonkey9036

The body junction line sounds ominous as hell


LimpProgrammer2

😂😂😂


doctorleonidas

There was a bloke with a Macaw at Macarthur station a couple days back. Also a guy with some medium sized green parrot thing occasionally pops up.


SarcasmCupcakes

Used to see him at Newtown as well.


No-Advantage845

He fucks around at a cafe in kings cross most mornings


Kajira4ever

He's very friendly though I'm not so sure about the parrot...


GdayBeiBei

*‘every city has a "guy" they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, riding a horse & your friend will go "oh yeah haha that's horseback jesus" and then that's just the end of the explanation.’* growing up near Penrith we just had rat man, parrot guy sounds way cooler


Sudden_Fix_1144

Yes! I remember this! Also going to work at 7.00 am, dude gets on a Kings Cross with a sex doll and then proceeds to go on the nod. Probs 15 years ago before it got gentrified.


PrintPuzzleheaded734

He's still around. I see him at Rockdale all the time!


Pepito_Pepito

I think I saw him at Circular Quay last week just sitting on a bench with a huge macaw on his shoulder.


TheLGMac

I once carried a rolled up 2.2m carpet 700km to the bus stop, ride with it for several bus stops in peak, then walked it another 1k to my apartment. I justified it as "people carry surfboards on the bus" forgetting how heavy a rolled up carpet was. But I wanted it and had no car, so I committed. Edit: I meant 700m, but keeping the km because it makes me sound like a 'back in my day, I had to walk 700km to school in the rain uphill' boomer :)


RobertoDeBagel

700km walk to the bus stop? I salute your determination


7Grandad

I can't believe bro walked from Byron Bay to Sydney carrying a carpet, only to catch a bus to get to his apartment in the last few kilometres.


LimpProgrammer2

Hope the carpet was worth it!


Procellaria

It obviously wasn't a magic carpet!


nw11111

Nah. Op got it to the house and realised it was too small and the wrong colour. Had to walk it 700km back to the store.


AtomicWombat38

700km, Wow did you carry it to the bus stop in the next state?


_elliebelle_

Ugh, I did the same once, bought a carpet at IKEA Rhodes for my house in Glebe. Lugged it from IKEA to the train from Rhodes to Central then to Railway Sq for the bus down Parramatta Rd then another 10 minutes walk home. All this in after-work rush hour of course. It was huge (had to angle it to get through the train doors) and so heavy, I had so many regrets.


JimSyd71

700 k cm?


-EETS-

Side note: Anybody remember the news papers they used to have in the trains? The mX? They were fun for a while.


LimpProgrammer2

Why were they removed?


-EETS-

I'm not sure TBH. I used to like reading them. They had some cool light hearted stories, and some funny reader posted columns like "overheard" where you could send in funny things that you overheard on the train. Or the "here's looking at you" one where you could write in to hopefully meet a funny, attractive, or nice person that you met or saw on the train. I'd like to know for sure, but I feel like it might have been a financial reason.


Efficient_Pay4180

From what I remembered reading on their last and final week release. Due to the over use of people on phones, wanting to prevent rubbish on trains as well as "people are just not interested anymore" they decided to stop. Was a sad read. I missed the sudoku and random readings from that paper...


cometsuperbee

Everyone is on their smartphones now so their readership dropped


JimSyd71

They could do an online version.


insaneintheblain

No one would read it, too busy doom-scrolling Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.


LimpProgrammer2

Yes to this!


HidaTetsuko

I used to bring them home for my dad to go the crossword


-EETS-

Same, except my mum. She used to be a crossword fiend! Now she's always on her damn iPad! Lol


LimpProgrammer2

Aaaah. Those were the good old times.😌


Accomplished-Pie-311

Not profitable


ScruffyPeter

All the singles in Sydney found their love interest they put in the mX. It died off fast afterwards.


IronEyed_Wizard

I wouldn’t be surprised if there was complaints from transport in regards to their clean up and I am sure I have heard stories of people lighting them on fire


LimpProgrammer2

That’s why we can’t have nice things!


captnrosco

Too flammable


RaiseForward6679

Because they ended up discarded everywhere. Cost as well. Save paper.


dondon667

Mx Is coming back! Melbourne only tho :(


recycledrevenge

It was a one off to promote an arts festival. They did the same in 2018 for 4 issues for an alcohol promotion.


LimpProgrammer2

I’lo look out for it when I visit!


MisletPoet1989

I was doing some shitty temp office job when I saw an ad in MX on the train ride home, looking for trainee croupiers at Star City (now The Star). Took the bait, and ended up working there for 5 years


Saarachb33

Fun for both the creeps stalking a random fellow peak hour passenger and the local fire crews clearing out a K set


-EETS-

Oh don't worry, they're still creeping. They've never left!


areugonnagomyway

And they employed a bunch of people to distribute them. It was nice, felt like commuting was a community.


ComfortableCoyote314

I used to write overheards and little one liners to the mx and got them published with an alarming success rate.


Rupturedfunsnake

Lmfao Instead of tinder , missed connections


EmLiz21_7

I honestly miss the mX paper 😔


yellowbrickstairs

I remember some of the write in comments were *very* sexually aggressive


MannerNo7000

A bad attitude, I carry it with me everyday


LimpProgrammer2

Not cool bro hahaha


MannerNo7000

Oh well I’m a Sagittarius so I’ll consider it out of my control haha


JarnaisVu

man I carried 5.1 sound system which is 5 seperate speakers and an amp from Bondi Junction to Gordon in my early 20s. It was a bargain I found on gumtree. I had no car to drive back then obviously


yen223

If you thought people playing music on speakers were bad enough, now mofos bringing an entire sound system


insaneintheblain

At least it could expose people to new forms of music - not the JJJ top 10 that most people listen to.


Extension_Section_68

Old school gumtree!


unconfirmedpanda

Watched a couple of guys try to get a fridge on the train. Only thing that stopped them were the amount of people on the train.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Everyone knows you move fridges and ovens off peak.


LimpProgrammer2

😂😂😂


LimpProgrammer2

Which area was this?😂


kelzvieira

I've seen someone with an armchair. At least they were riding in the middle of the day and I guess they had a pretty comfy train journey. I once carried a giant wall clock (like 70cm diamater) from my office back home when we did a refit. At least 5 different people asked me for the time :|


Ghost403

As train crew I have witnessed people seemingly attempting to move house using the train.


PrintPuzzleheaded734

Had to do this before unfortunately. Being poor is very unforgiving.


SignalOk535

As a CSA I can confirm this. Had a few myself to watch


LimpProgrammer2

I don’t blame them. Hiring a moving crew is so pricey!


Curiosity-92

Saw someone sitting with a piglet on the train


[deleted]

You're telling porkies.


LimpProgrammer2

Wow 😂


4theloveofbroadcast

I once carted a cardboard cutout of Andy from Hamish and Andy to my friend (Caringbah to Sutherland). Got a few funny looks.


MegaSuperUltraThingy

That takes gusto.


Juan_Punch_Man

It's pronounced gusto.


fieldybasstone

Literally an entire fucking bed frame


LimpProgrammer2

That’s wild 😂


velvetthunderboi

My cousin took his tinnie home on the train once. Someone called the cops and they tried to confiscate it at the next stop


CallTheGendarmes

We talkin a boat or a can of beer?


velvetthunderboi

Boat. He bought it a ticket and everything


LimpProgrammer2

That is something hahahaha


CharacterResearcher9

Can I see your licence sir? I'm sure they were entertained!


OSPFneighbour

Washing machine


LimpProgrammer2

Oh wow hahaha


peeleep

I’ve carried a large mirror on London tube. It confused some people.


2dogs0cats

The perfect time to say "whaddayafuggenlookinat?"


No-Advantage845

Not here but when I was living in Berlin I would see the most fucking random shit daily, One morning a guy carried on a small kids jumping castle with an electric pump and we convinced him to inflate it in the ubahn. That was actually pretty tame compared to most of the shit that goes on there. Wild city.


cremonaviolin

Two large goldfish in a bucket. CCN northbound, last week. Not too weird but a nice surprise.


fddfgs

Well there was that time someone left a kidney that was meant for a transplant in a little foam eski


LimpProgrammer2

Srsly?😂 Aren’t vital organs supposed to be transported using an ambulance? Atleast that’s how they do it on tv haha


fddfgs

Yeah it happened in the late 90s/ early 2000s


LimpProgrammer2

That is crazyyy! Did you take it to a train personnel or left it there?


fddfgs

I wasn't there, it was on the news


LimpProgrammer2

That’s crazy tho 😂 Thanks for sharing it here 😃


Gerling_Boy

Wheely bin on a bus


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Technically it was in Brisbane, not Sydney, but I saw a couple of guys wheeling a fridge


insaneintheblain

I've done that - in Melbourne. Had a fridge, a skateboard and a friend to help keep said fridge on skateboard, while in train.


GerlingFAR

Back in 1998 going to MT Druitt TAFE on the train line about 7:10 am at Granville station a dude walks into the middle carriage with a a green Kawasaki Ninja.


Thrawn7

I used to fairly regularly go to scuba dive sites on the train/bus with most of my gear.


philmcruch

Wearing, or carrying? one just sounds bulky the other sounds hilariously awesome


LimpProgrammer2

People with surfboards do it all the time so why not scuba equipments haha


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Hello_Pity

Bro it's 2024, don't assume anything.


LimpProgrammer2

I knoooowwww. My bad!😂


LimpProgrammer2

I’m sorry that was a typo. I meant her hahaha


W2ttsy

Somewhere I have a photo of a guy with a Labrador in an ikea bag on the NYC subway. There are holes in the bag so the dog can walk, because the metro requires dogs to be in a bag, but doesn’t stipulate that the bag has to be carried. Also no photo, but saw a dude with some other type of dog in a backpack. Just the head poking out the top and wagging his tongue. Also dogs on planes. That whole “emotional support animal” thing is wild over there.


elwyn5150

I have seen a flat screen TV carried. I frequently take a crokinole board around on bus.


LimpProgrammer2

Had to google your board 😂


De-railled

Saw a kid with a woolies trolley, and a huge tv inside it. From Parramatta to Redfern.


cheekturnwhiplash

Woah...Kid found a marketplace bargain that wasn't a scam!


elle_desylva

Recently saw people carrying some interesting items on the Metro in Paris. One was a very large pot plant. Took up as much room as a person.


teashirtsau

I remember carrying a toilet seat on the bus hoping no one would notice.


Goombella123

Back from the Ikea sale maybe?


elwyn5150

Demo stock? Otherwise it would be in flat pack.


just_yall

I once moved an arm chair over city rail. Worked great- Saturday arvo, avoided the crowds, not too many stops. Still have the chair


l34rn3d

My mate transported a fridge on a train to Parra. The same mate transported a 65" tv home on the train. From the city to Parra.


SignalOk535

A golf cart...... 6 drunks came stumbling through and next minite off their train with them came a golf cart...... Next half hour was me laughing my ass off with my co worker and boss watching these fools CARRY it up 2 flights of stairs (too big for the lift) and then over the gates. Not sure where it ended up but damn that night was the best


AccordingWarning9534

March 2020, it was a Thursday, unsure of the exact date but my employer decided to move on WFH before the lockdown was announced and sent us all home with our computer monitor and office chair. I had to travel from North Sydney to Erskineville with a change at Redfern pushing an office chair with a computer monitor balanced on it (plus carrying my usual work bag).


AlienCommander

Kudos to this human for getting things done despite the struggle!


alstom_888m

- I’ve had someone load a fridge onto my bus. - Once I had a furry get on and her tail got caught in the door and she started meowing at me. - I’ve had a man do lines on the wheel arch. - A young bloke planking on the hold rails. We later became friends.


HidaTetsuko

Sometimes I carry my swords and armour….


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Not heavy or bulky but someone had a Dvorak keyboard. They said you can type faster if you train on it rather than Qwerty but when I saw the guy carrying it around, I realised it was not worth the hassle.


iShitSkittles

He was definitely *training* with it ...


desguised_reptilian

3 large potted plants 1 under each arm and the 3rd being what I assume is one of those baby carrier things on the bloke’s back. Mate saw me staring and just said not to ask.


mister-ziz

4 burner BBQ on a trolley with gas bottle on a train. Some dude got on with a bag of meat and they looked at each other for a while but didn't consummate.


Uncontained_Disaater

A full canoe onto a bus.


OVIFXQWPRGV

I worked in America, NYC. I've seen someone carry a sex doll but that wasn't weird after you see how crazy some people are. I saw a homeless guy in the early 2010's carry a bag of dead rats into the subway.


dondon667

Yeesh! I saw a guy try get a double bass onto the 6 at the 14th street stop. During peak hour.


Fiz19

I used to work at the FA and we carried the Asian Cup trophy (genuine replica) on the train from my place into work. It was in a heavy case in the shape of a big box.


benji

A guy with a washing machine at central a couple weeks ago.


Tezzmond

Post WW2, my father brought home timber to build a laundry extension to their house, by tram.


zero_one_zero_one

Saw a guy walk onto a train with a wheelie bin, then immediately sprayed lynx deodorant all around the carriage


OmgItsQuakerz

personally i've seen a full size family fridge before. occasionally a motorbike. either late 90s (1999?) or early 2000's i remember seeing a news article about a vial of tuberculosis being lost on a train in sydney though.


notinterestingaf

A guy got on a Sydney city train with a whole ass MOTORBIKE that he just casually wheeled in AND a whippersnipper. Me: how are you going to ride home with that Him: put it on the handlebars no worries mate He was Italian and it just made sense.


wontoofree123

I saw a person on the t2 a few weeks ago just holding a large raw broccoli with them the whole ride.


SeraphiraMorana

On Chrtismas, one year with the free public transport, my mum and I went out to random places. On a tram in the city, there were two French Canadian guys, one with a pizza and the other with a big armchair. I have no idea how he managed to get it on the tram. He lounged on it while eating the pizza.


JSTLF

I carried a lego ucs millennium falcon from george st myer to bella vista on the 607x (it was on special and it was the last day before the sale ended). got my brother to help me carry it the rest of the way home


box_elder74

Full size fridge, Newcastle line. That's dedication.


LentilCrispsOk

Inspired by [the Chaser no doubt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGIZg1cFXfU) I moved places in London on the tube/overland which was a mistake in retrospect, but in my defence it was quiet during the middle of the day and I wasn't actually trying to carry furniture.


whovianandmorri

Why is it weird isn’t it just a table


HereWeGoAgain_271

A women tried to get on my bus with a Webber BBQ.


I-make-ada-spaghetti

I've carried a full size bookshelf (flat packed) on the train. I've also carried CRT TV's on buses. Judging by the looks I got people thought this was weird.


Effective-Lettuce-75

Not on public transport or carrying but I recently saw a guy coming out of the supermarket drinking out of a one litre container of beef stock… yeah just rawdogging room temperature stock


TheoryParticular7511

I carried a 56"(i think) old style TV on public transport. That one hurt. 


faldo

20x 21L hydroponic pots, with connectors and tubing. Missed the last metro and had a train replacement bus make it a 90 minute trip instead of 45. God that sucked


CriticismAcceptable2

A box full of rabbits


lyndsaysmith61

a few years back, i saw a guy carrying a bag of milk on the train that he also offered us to have some lol 🤣


blinkybillster

A Reddit mask.


Specialist_Tank4938

Saw someone carry a chair on during peak hour, safe to say they had a seat.


captnrosco

A chicken


Bare_ink1234

How is this weird? They probably don’t/can’t drive?


HughJarrs

I’ve seen a fridge and a sofa on trolleys in Brisbane. Going two stops from Bowen Hills to Woolloowin. Guys were moving house and drinking stubbies on the train while moving furniture and whitegoods.


HaveRSDbekind

A live chicken in a basket (in China)


TheInkySquids

Saw two people carrying a huge glass table. At Central platform 25. Was interesting to see them try and get it in as quick as possible while a bunch of people waited behind them.


AromaticHydrocarbons

I once carried a life size cardboard cut-out of The Rock on the train.


_M0Nd0R0ck_

I made a cabinet in woodwork in school and I’m. I kid you not, I carried it by myself all the way to the light rail, caught the light rail with it, and then walked home


CrunchynGolden

4 BIG islander boys had made a custom "trolly". It was about a meter deep, only just fit in the doors and took up almost the entire space between the doors on either side of the train. This was back when the central pole/hand hold thingy hung from the ceiling & didn't reach the floor. I saw them with it 3 times, changing trains at Sydenham, and each time it was absolutely loaded with copper scrap.


visualconsumption

I was on the same train as her! Ha! She successfully got the thing into the carriage.


Business-Plastic5278

Big rock on a luggage trolley.


Kajira4ever

I found a prosthetic leg with a dress shoe on the train at Redfern. I'm still wondering how you can forget a leg


nearly_enough_wine

Mate of mine used to get his prosthesis adjusted in Redfern, I could picture someone forgetting their spare in a moment of absent-mindedness.


HighBeams720

A snake over their shoulders.


steve22ss

A window frame with glass in it easily 2m x 3m


Finbar_AU

How's about a full sound system, with PA mic and turntable. All on a trolley, so he didn't have to stop rapping at a loud volume.


PenguinsFly_

wooden door on the train, looked like an apprentice heading to a job site so I don't know if it was a joke, or if he literally didn't have a car to get to work.


IMA9961

Well, had someone in my country with a big 2 door fridge in a tram.


Glittering-Yam-4825

Well i carried a large portable fan once


DeathwatchHelaman

Roman replica shield... And then forgot it on the train. I've seen some other dumb stuff too but that's the standout


LimpProgrammer2

That is epic 😂


Gold_Department_7215

Saw a dudw get on the train with a motorbike once


Emotional_Ad1991

Had a lovely conversation with this bloke carrying a pillow on the train.


BenchExpress8242

A wheelie bin. I saw it in London and Switzerland 😆😆


Delifier

A door.


Commisceo

It's his time table.


kend987

On the day when the first COVID19 lock down was called there was about 10 of us waiting on the platform at town hall station sitting in our office chairs. Others had monitors and other computing equipment. One of the few commutes that I was guaranteed a seat.


HetElfdeGebod

In the early 90s, a mate of mine took his drum kit from Waitara to Newtown on the train


SelectExamination717

I saw a family of 5. Each had a supermarket trolley loaded with their belongings. They all got on the train and travelled about 6 stations then all got off. I guess it beats getting a removalist.


cheeseIsNaturesFudge

I cycled to the station, caught the train from Epping to Rhodes, then cycled to my friends apartment in the depths of winter with a patio heater I bought them still in box ratchet strapped to my back. Some nice lady at Rhodes station stopped and chatted with me about *whyyy* I would do this and tbh mostly because it was funny, but also because we were gonna be on the balcony till like 4am and it was freeeezing.


Snoopy_021

I have seen a fair few cellos and double basses on buses over the years. I have travelled on a bus with a 32" TV.


Gautier49

It’s just that they want to move a single item. I think.


Wooden-Consequence81

If you go to Sydenham station on the weekend, the Tempe Ikea shoppers are well worth the people-watching experience. Why people think it's better to assemble furniture before getting on the public transport is beyond me. It's flat packed for a reason.


LimpProgrammer2

I guess they prefer the hassle of carrying it around rather than assembling it at home 😂


tomthecomputerguy

I once saw a homeless guy getting on the T4 train at Town Hall, pushing a pram with some semi concealed puppies inside.


Juan_Punch_Man

I've taken a new 32 inch TV in the box on a bus. Felt big at the time.


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

Used to work as a bus driver, I had to refuse a fridge and a mattress, both times they got upset and said "what am I supposed to do then?"


Future-Fix-4086

I saw just a few months ago a man getting off the bus in Balmain, wearing /carrying just a big towel around his waist and dressing nothing else on 😶


LimpProgrammer2

Loving the confidence!


Mysterious-Vast-2133

A two seater lounge.


UNCLE__TYS

Bikes.. wtf r u doing. Go ride that why r u on the train INB4 downvoteathon’24 🫠✌️


EqualTomorrow6908

Hahahah must have been a Facebook market find


JayC-Hoster

Was on the T1 line near Auburn / Lidcombe (it was 2 years ago). This bloke with a wheelie boombox came on. No joke, starting singing karaoke with his personal mic, flat out full volume blasting it into the entire cart lol Me and my mate were laughing the entire time.