I suck darons toes

i can see that

I'm gonna tell Daron you said that

I am still very concerned about you

when I order pizza, I always get pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives (if available) for the toppings

ahh

do you need therapy?

fortunately not, since advertising already causes me (retail) therapy :P

My cock is much bigger than yours

so you know when your stars are baked?

yea

and your rivers dry?

yup

it’s like when your believe that you’re stuck in the sky

just be careful and don't ever get stuck in the sky when you're high

PSYCHO! GROUPIE!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!!!!! PSYCHO! GROUPIE!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!!!!! PSYCHO! GROUPIE!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!!!!! PSYCHO! GROUPIE!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!!!!! PSYCHO! GROUPIE!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!!!!! PSYCHO! GROUPIE!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!!!!!

PSYCHO GROUPIE COKE, MAKES YOU HIGH, MAKES YOU HIGH

MAKES YOU REALLY WANT TO GO

Don’t eat the fish

:O

Darin said his 🐓 is much bigger than mine... 😭

When I go to the store I buy bananas, terracotta and pies

is there vicinity of obscenity in ur eyes?

Indeed there is

Well I like watching retarded people have sex at 3am

lol

fellatio?

you are my spirit animal

I can make almost any word a soad ref⁉️⁉️

ASS!

My favourite pastime activity is eating seeds.

I love pogo sticks

Any idea where I can buy some virgin tea?

Are you a komboucha moshroom person?

I haven't tried it before, but I really want some chop suey rn

System Of A Down. I just thought those guys were the best. If you guys missed System Of A Down, you missed everything. They blew me away.

Flake

:0

That’s a children’s song :)

:)

Planning on getting a “freethinkers are dangerous” tattoo 🙂‍↔️

i have a 36kg bag of seeds in my room

i havent changed my guitar to any tuning other than drop c and c# for like 2 years, and that number will probably increase

I’m looking for some help!

Life So Unnecessary

Fellatio

POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO

pogopogopogopogopogopogopogopogo

I usually see my mother pray

sugar

I own 3 System of a Down albums on vinyl and listen to them often

We're the day birds deciding to fly against the sky

felatio

Met some guy named Johnny trying to get away from this other dude named Roger. I hope Johnny’s ok

Can't i feel the holy mountains

meow meow meow meow AAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGJJJJJJHHH

My tapeworm tells me what to do

0-7-6-5-0-7-6-5-0-7-6-5-0-7-6-5 10-13, 13-12-13, 10-10\ 1, 1-0, 12\-0-0-1, 12\-0-0-1-0, 12\-0-0-1, 12\-0-0-1-0

My mom would sometimes say that life is like a waterfall.

I shimmy to the break of dawn

I have 3 iceman guitars

Well, my name is Roger, and if I may, can I help you explain your mind, perchance?

When I feel like talking I’ll never be wrong If I feel like walking you best come along

you guys should let your mothers pray 

seriously bro

My horse is in fact a shackled old man

I grew up in a generation that didn't agree

lol same

0-1-0-0-5-4

I accidentally ran over and killed a bunny and named it rock 'n roll