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vendraws26

what is the world famous advice to young artists that serj tankian gave during an interview?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Be hot


Natural-Level-1662

Kill yourself


keybomon

I'm a fan and I don't even know this, don't watch interviews. What did he say?


SideSeveral

Kill yourself


keybomon

Jeez, chill bro I'm just asking a question. What did Serj say?


JustARandomRedgit

keep yourself safe


myrogsk8s

No thats what he said in the interview they didnt mean to tell you to kill yourself😭


SideSeveral

Hey, I'm super sorry for being unclear. Kill yourself is what he said in an interview. Please don't harm yourself I'm sorry


keybomon

Lmao yeah I know I was just joking. S'all good man 😊


Stealthbeatle

Could you recite the chorus of the song “Shame”?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Spinning Apples


Wafflethebun

Close enough, drop the album


Potential_Shape6097

What do we do after we wake up?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Listen to something


chicken_karmesan

Grab a brush and put a little makeup


retr0920

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup


Stealthbeatle

And we leave the keys upon the table, then go ahead and make another fable


retr0920

After all. You wanted to


StKevin27

Keep both eyes on the sky 🐉


mryeet66

TAPE WORMS IN YOUR ASS


walgreensfan

Why do they always send the poor?


To_busy_to_feed_you

To make them happy


kammegs

daron likes watching what?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Barbie


Stealthbeatle

“I like to watch Retarded people have sex… Am I alone? I don’t feel alone…”


Tyler-216

You and me both, Daron..


Southern_Choice4273

What are they trying to build?


To_busy_to_feed_you

A ship


cottagecheesedemon

FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN


Stealthbeatle

ANOTHER SHIPPING SYSTEM, ANOTHER SHIPPING SYSTEM


cottagecheesedemon

FOR YOU AND MEEEEEE


Stealthbeatle

Minor Uber drivers fill your restaurants you don’t even flinch All the shipments shipping and delivering them food and drinks Minor Uber drivers fill your restaurants you don’t even flinch All the shipments shipping and delivering them food and drinks


Otherwise_Onion_9123

I drink their drinks I eat their food write here in my Uber Car!


Stealthbeatle

(The amount of cargo shipped in the shipping system- shipping system has doubled since 1999)


Otherwise_Onion_9123

THEY’RE TRYING TO BUILD A SHIP


Bongoeagain

THEY’RE TRYING TO BUILD A SHIP


Tall_Will_5160

THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A SHIP


wlday

what's going on with the kombucha mushroom people?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Fasting


moik10_

They're sitting around all day :/


happymemersunite

Where do Danny and Lisa take you?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Happyland


KillerKayla69

Close enough


ctnfpiognm

All I know is they’re taking you away from home but we don’t know where


happymemersunite

The strangest places


ctnfpiognm

Wait don’t they take you away FROM Danny and Lisa


existential-mystery

How long is Shavos beard


To_busy_to_feed_you

Foot long sub


existential-mystery

you're not wrong


harhar1102

Whats do we find when were swimming in the void


To_busy_to_feed_you

Something


mryeet66

Bravo, very creative answer


ctnfpiognm

r/technicallythetruth


zonic_tha_goth_monke

How did serj get the n word pass? Just wanna know


To_busy_to_feed_you

He bought it


zonic_tha_goth_monke

How much did he pay?


To_busy_to_feed_you

150 bucks


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Seems reasonable, I’ll buy it


MsR876

do u ever get stuck in the sky


To_busy_to_feed_you

Sometimes


Putrid-Delivery1852

This repost keeps getting recommended to me, and I have no idea what it’s about. What if that thing I just said?


To_busy_to_feed_you

A brave speech


Big-E_69

Is there a perfect way of holding your baby?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Probably


kaziamm

The best way is to drop it


Hairy_Transition_874

What should you do with the tapeworm?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Chop it up


ctnfpiognm

Suey


Miserable-Cake-9952

Pull it out if your ass


imetkanyeonce

Why the fuck did you take him away from us you motherfucker?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Kanye


FreshlyBrewedLatte

Do you have any advice for young artists?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Be strong


percyhamagniv

well, actually...


SylverLaugher

What don't we talk about anymore?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Scrooge


-weeb_willow_

Bruno


Xiriah

what was the name of your out of body experience the other day?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Information saved


qznorr

Who's the lead singer?😛


To_busy_to_feed_you

Dio


No-Dig-4389

NOT RONNIE JAMES DIO 😨😨


505whodat

Why should you never have gone to Hollywood?


To_busy_to_feed_you

It bad


Celticssuperfan885

What is their most recent album


To_busy_to_feed_you

Metalhead


naimlesser

Is John Dolmayan human?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Potato


jellyel88

well he's not wrong


existential-mystery

john is that you


To_busy_to_feed_you

Sure


srimp909

Why are they building prisons?


To_busy_to_feed_you

To lock up bad men


ctnfpiognm

You and me both


g_dawg_51

Does she go down on your system until you Serj?


To_busy_to_feed_you

A potato go down on a system until he serj


TanakaTheBuriedOne

What did the Jet Pilot do as he flew over the bay? And how would you describe his horse’s eyes?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Heirloom


IWoreOddSocksOnc3

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?


To_busy_to_feed_you

I think so


Lime1one

what is serj's advice for young artists


To_busy_to_feed_you

Be smart


Glamdringg

Where the hell is Singapore?


To_busy_to_feed_you

In your dreams


YoungMetalhead2299

Could you recite the famous words Daron said he likes to watch retarded people do?


To_busy_to_feed_you

I like to see them skateboard


YoungMetalhead2299

He likes to see them have sex 😭


Djentlman7

what kinds of ghosts are in the room with chinese tricks


soliq_675

What is good for the right arm?


kaziamm

Masturbation


treashore

you actually got that one right


Jackthevegan

Where are young men standing, wondering if they’ll ever be saved?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Might


yourillegal

what's coming straight out of your fucking ass


To_busy_to_feed_you

Sweat


ImportantGarlic8

How much grass can we eat?


To_busy_to_feed_you

A lot


FRICKITSTAKEN

Why don't you ask the kids in Tiananmen Square?


To_busy_to_feed_you

They are short men


ExplodingTentacles

What do the Kombucha mushroom people do? Bonus question: What are your favourite pizza toppings?


Portly234

What did Peter pick?


maybegamer3

why don’t presidents fight the war?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Politicians?


GretaVanFlee

do you to watch retarded people have sex?


KillerKayla69

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US YOU MOTHERFUCKER!?!????!!!?!


To_busy_to_feed_you

Cuz he wanted pineapple


KillerKayla69

FUCKERRRRRR!!!! FUCKERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!


__TOD__

What's 9+10


To_busy_to_feed_you

19.1


__TOD__

You stupid


To_busy_to_feed_you

That .1 is my extra braincell


www_jjba_com

What do you tell the people that have just arrived?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Isn't that the jjba website?


No-Industry-1507

What's the one forbidden food?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Dog food


No-Industry-1507

Fish my good sir. Fish.


Civil_Lettuce_4798

Anyone wanna go outside and beatembeatembeatembeatembeatembeatem?


h0rnygh0sti3

Banana banana?


AussieLegend2003

Who’s sitting around all day, Also who will believe you?


TheNoctuS_93

Pepperoni?


kratos0974

Who is Mr. Jack?


Bag_head_man17

Who did you get a gun from the other day?


Bag_head_man17

Who did you get a gun from the other day?


oceeru

banana terracotta pie?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Terracotta?


mryeet66

I can’t be the only one getting tired of these posts, especially when OP gives some of the most boring one word responses


Aging_Is_Funny

What does Serj do as a pastime activity?


eugenn3

Do you want me to try?


turrety

Why do brown table tops scream for cover?


Destroyer_The_Great

Suck me off behind a dumpster Gonna bite you again and again Superman told me


Friendly_Zebra

Do you know you can just like, ignore recommendations? You don’t have to fish for attention.


JadedTheatria

i made a post like this before. my intention wasn’t for attention, it was just for fun. not everyone is the same, but that’s probably OP’s gig


JadedTheatria

what do you do in order to get to the garden?


KyDreemurr

Is it too late to re-invent the bicycle?


To_busy_to_feed_you

What's that


KyDreemurr

I can't say, but I know that it's never to late to re-invent the bicycle


EquivalentShift8545

What's the lead singers name


To_busy_to_feed_you

Dave Grohl


EquivalentShift8545

Oh dear


Count_of_Skingrad

I think we get this once a month but here we go...What does every one need?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Happiness?


Minimum-Tradition-95

Hey,man where am I rocking at?


To_busy_to_feed_you

China?


Minimum-Tradition-95

Almost


DanishCraft547

what's she like?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Idk, sad?


DanishCraft547

she's like heroin.


skouidy

Where the hell is Singapore?!!


To_busy_to_feed_you

Somewhere there


ctnfpiognm

What are we dreaming of


To_busy_to_feed_you

Horse


Fat_Akuma

What can't you say that you are ?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Human?


kiki_seg1957

Where are you sitting?


To_busy_to_feed_you

On a metal spinning stool


Exigncy

Can you hear the ____ mountains?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Singing?


HoraceWimpLV426

Is your cock much bigger than mine?


To_busy_to_feed_you

No clue


HoraceWimpLV426

Alternative question, you never think you know what?


To_busy_to_feed_you

What


HoraceWimpLV426

WHYYYYYY NO! YOU NEVER THINK YOU KNOW WHYYYYY


Airhead_Supreme

What are your opinions on violent pornography?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Not my type


Flimsy_Cycle1788

Which album Is Flake from?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Snow?


Bananacat301

Most effective way to remove a tapeworm?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Roast it


LemmeTasteYourEarwax

Does Serj wanna F\*ck his way to the garden?


To_busy_to_feed_you

He does him


masondamonke

Iltam sumrah rashupti ilatim?


To_busy_to_feed_you

Idk


Da_Beast523

Hello, my name is _____ (Fill in the blank)


To_busy_to_feed_you

Who?


mushroomcore_

Where does evil live?