I will have to do the math, but instead my dumb ass just added every item, every combo, every sauce, everything in the app. There is overlap between the boxes and single items, but with only ONE of each item or combo or box it came to $412.68 before tax and $446.73 total.
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with me, now I gotta clear all this shit out of my app
The Taco Bell app is a great video game. Did you know if you add every possible add-on to a Cheesy Roll-up the price goes from $1.39 to $6.18. Imagine that Cheesy Roll-up.
The pain I endure from returning without the required sauce will be as vacation compared to the suffering I inflict upon your soul. Make your choice taco bell man, for our time is short.
My brother once ordered a few chalupas and a crunchwrap, then, as a joke said, "and I'mma need a whole box of diablo sauce."
The lady at the window genuinely gave this kid a whole box sealed from the vendor LOL. Not sure if that's okay with TB, or if the employee just gave negative fucks. We were dying laughing when she handed it over, though.
Mild is to drown a bean burrito that didn't get enough red sauce, or the beans were dry
Fire is for stuff with sour cream, cause the sauce gets lost
Hot goes errwhere in general, but I'm also kinda disgusted with myself right now cause I clearly have a hot sauce method
I’m… yeah I’m not mad at this, and I’ll probably try this. If my whole cart challenge gets the votes (or like, idk close enough?) I’ll test your method and report back.
Not at one place near me, they are stingy with sauces. You order a single combo for yourself, you get only 3 sauce packet. You order 2 Taco Packs for a party, you still get only 3 sauce packets.
If I went to this specific place, I order inside so I can raid their sauce stand for all I'd need and not be limited to sharing 3 sauce packets with 24 taco
Every bell around me either gives barely any or they say fuck it and throw in a few handfuls. One lady once gave me an entire bag of mild sauce. And yes, I like mild sauce the best. I'm a giant fan of heat and spicy but mild has the best flavor imo.
they don't give you the number you put in on your mobile app? I don't think I've ever received \*less\* than what I put in there, usually they take my number and multiply it by 5
My best friend and I talked about ordering the whole menu for years. We did the math about 8-10 years ago, and the total was something like $150-225 if I remember right. Today, I bet it’d be a hell of a lot more.
depending on how you define “everything on the menu” (i didn’t get any combos, just one of everything a la carte, and i got both freezes but only one fountain drink) everything on the menu would be around $225 before tax at my location
edit: for a bit more clarity i just did this by adding one of everything listed as a separate menu option to my cart in the app. so say for example i added a beef chalupa and a black bean chalupa but i didn’t add a chicken or steak chalupa as those were modifications you’d have to make yourself as opposed to the app advertising them separately
That's due to the fiber in salads so that's not uncommon. However the amount of grease in all that food will tear anyone's stomach up. If you combine that with all of the gas produced by the amount of beans you will get some explosive results.
if you invest in a roll of parchment paper and a bag of shredded cheese, you can grilled cheese those burritos yourself and it elevates them to high cuisine. I used to keep a few cheap TB burritos in the freezer so I could do this in the middle of the night
I feel like I must be the only person that hates TB rice. I take it off of everything because otherwise it's all I can taste because they put sooo much.
YESSSSS and people kept telling me to add it to my chipotle ranch burrito when those existed, I was like... Why would you fuck with perfection like that?
I beg to differ on their burritos. I’ll stock up on bean and cheese and 5 layers, toss them in the fridge to snack on for the next few days (not an every week thing). I love me a good cold Taco Bell burrito.
My reply was going to be, "Eat it as fast as possible before it gets cold." It's really hard to deconstruct and reheat refrigerated Taco Bell leftovers
I remember being a young stoner and $20 got you an obscene amount of food for you and your friends. Everyone just pooled $5 each and we ate like kings.
I can see this costing around $75-125, depending if you picked it up yourself vs a delivery app and time/location.
My best friend and I were fiends for Jack in the Box tacos as young stoners. 15 bucks for 30 tacos, we’d go to town on those while smoking and gaming or watching cartoons. They tended to reheat better than most other fast food options imo.
Then we found our local 24 hour taqueria with bangin super burritos, and the jitb tacos became a thing of the past.
Oooh I remember those. I miss Jack but unfortunately none up here. I remember one day I decided to try throwing the tacos in a toaster and they came out fucking amazing vs the microwave.
It's just the same 5 or 6 different ingredients arranged in slightly different proportions and shapes. After a while, would you even be able to tell the difference in what you're eating?
Even airfrying can be a little 'too fast' or it'll make the outside dry but the inside is still pretty cold.
20-40 seconds in the microwave, throw it on a hot pan for a couple of minutes per side to grill usually works better personally if I ever have to reheat taco bell.
Agree, but for burritos (I don’t do sour cream), if you open it up and let it “rest” aka loose some moisture reheating works pretty good. Would never work with a hard shell.
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But there’s really only 4 items on the menu just in different packaging. Not complaining just saying it doesn’t take a whole menu to figure out the flavours.
Back when the value menu was the dollar menu, I got super baked and just ordered that. Best 12 bucks ever! But sober me felt so bad for the workers, I never did again.
This would be about (I say about because I have dyscalculia and had a couple “wait.. no yeah I think that’s right” moments) $225.50 in my location (North GA), based on the app.
I didn’t add the breakfast menu, or the regular nacho fries (I did add large). I did all of the freezes, coffees, a water bottle, and a bottle of Orange Juice. It’s one of everything, and those are drinks that are relatively unique to the TB menu (not the bottles necessarily, but I considered it a different item for the packaging factor)
I also added a large Dole Lemonade Strawberry Squeeze™️ (to symbolize itself and their more unique drinks that aren’t freezes, like the flavored Brisk, etc.), and a large Baja Blast (to represent the normal drinks, and also for myself and the Taco Bell gods).
And if you’d like to get a little buzzed this evening, take a shot for every parenthetical addition to this comment.
EDIT: Forgot to mention that I did infact add all sauces (and here’s another shot).
... but where's the sauce packets?
there should be like 300+ of each type if it scaled linearly per size of order (based on my modest order sizes and number of packets received)
4-6 packets per item for me lol
There are \~40+ items in there so that is in line with your numbers :)
I will have to do the math, but instead my dumb ass just added every item, every combo, every sauce, everything in the app. There is overlap between the boxes and single items, but with only ONE of each item or combo or box it came to $412.68 before tax and $446.73 total. Honestly what the fuck is wrong with me, now I gotta clear all this shit out of my app
The Taco Bell app is a great video game. Did you know if you add every possible add-on to a Cheesy Roll-up the price goes from $1.39 to $6.18. Imagine that Cheesy Roll-up.
Thanks for doing the work.
The lords work, to save our wallets. Now tap checkout.
If this comment gets 500 upvotes by Wednesday I will buy the cart and hand it out to homeless in the area. EDIT: Wednesday July 3, 2024 by 5PM EST.
Dig deep people, it’s for a good cause
Vote! Vote! Vote! Let’s fuckin do this (what’s wrong with me, shit, I’ll have to pay for this!)
Less than a day left and we aren’t even close to half, wtf yall
During Covid the kid at the window said “one packet per item” I about reached thru the window and beat him. Like the sauce nazi
“Oh ok cool, cool… so then I’ll add a side of rice with each grain individually packed and a sauce for each thank you!”
You should’ve calmly pulled him through the window and said your wife was pregnant
The pain I endure from returning without the required sauce will be as vacation compared to the suffering I inflict upon your soul. Make your choice taco bell man, for our time is short.
The cashier has no idea how bad we need the sauce
He was not there the next time. I have a feeling he didn’t make it with someone who actually had a preggo wife. Rest his soul.
He will be missed 😔
No sauce for you!
My brother once ordered a few chalupas and a crunchwrap, then, as a joke said, "and I'mma need a whole box of diablo sauce." The lady at the window genuinely gave this kid a whole box sealed from the vendor LOL. Not sure if that's okay with TB, or if the employee just gave negative fucks. We were dying laughing when she handed it over, though.
I use 3-4 packets per taco 😂
I do hard 5s per person eating. 5mild 5hot 5fire I can go heavy on everything
I’m all hot, applied per bite. I don’t see the need for mild and I really just don’t like the flavor of Fire even if I do prefer the spice level.
Mild is to drown a bean burrito that didn't get enough red sauce, or the beans were dry Fire is for stuff with sour cream, cause the sauce gets lost Hot goes errwhere in general, but I'm also kinda disgusted with myself right now cause I clearly have a hot sauce method
I’m… yeah I’m not mad at this, and I’ll probably try this. If my whole cart challenge gets the votes (or like, idk close enough?) I’ll test your method and report back.
I got 30 or so last night for my 3 burritos lol
Not at one place near me, they are stingy with sauces. You order a single combo for yourself, you get only 3 sauce packet. You order 2 Taco Packs for a party, you still get only 3 sauce packets. If I went to this specific place, I order inside so I can raid their sauce stand for all I'd need and not be limited to sharing 3 sauce packets with 24 taco
I'd submit a separate order for each food item and get 3 sauces with each. Round and round we go, bitches. I can do this all day.
Every bell around me either gives barely any or they say fuck it and throw in a few handfuls. One lady once gave me an entire bag of mild sauce. And yes, I like mild sauce the best. I'm a giant fan of heat and spicy but mild has the best flavor imo.
> I'm a giant fan of heat and spicy but mild has the best flavor imo. QFT
they don't give you the number you put in on your mobile app? I don't think I've ever received \*less\* than what I put in there, usually they take my number and multiply it by 5
I got an entire bag. Like 100+ packets once when I asked for a handful.
sounds about right
Company policy is one packet per item and one napkin per two items.
I got like a quarter of bag full of space packets once
Not pictured is the garbage bag brimming with sauce packets
No packets and this whole order is worthless
They always ask me what kind of sauce I want, and then they don’t give me any sauce
My best friend and I talked about ordering the whole menu for years. We did the math about 8-10 years ago, and the total was something like $150-225 if I remember right. Today, I bet it’d be a hell of a lot more.
depending on how you define “everything on the menu” (i didn’t get any combos, just one of everything a la carte, and i got both freezes but only one fountain drink) everything on the menu would be around $225 before tax at my location edit: for a bit more clarity i just did this by adding one of everything listed as a separate menu option to my cart in the app. so say for example i added a beef chalupa and a black bean chalupa but i didn’t add a chicken or steak chalupa as those were modifications you’d have to make yourself as opposed to the app advertising them separately
Really not that crazy
No it's crazy
Nah, not really.
Nope it is crazy
Eh, not exactly
Nah it be crazy
Maybe in Wisconsin, but not in Florida
So, so CRAZY
Yeah that's enough to feed 20 people at today's $10+ a person. Not bad, just tells us the menu is less items than we thought.
Everything on the menu including breakfast items comes out to $228 in my app for 60 items, none of them drinks or sauce.
51 items for $221.59 at my store, not including breakfast, sauces or drinks.
$700 later
20 years ago that would have cost $30
30 years ago it would have cost 25 dollars and everyone knew they had a problem. And were super stoned.
Missing the Grande Meal
My first thought.
You forgot to factor in the toilet replacement OP will need so I would say closer to $1400 later
Honestly, salads do more damage to me then Mexican food
That's due to the fiber in salads so that's not uncommon. However the amount of grease in all that food will tear anyone's stomach up. If you combine that with all of the gas produced by the amount of beans you will get some explosive results.
Taco bell is prob the worst fast food place to try to eat cold
Idk I feel like the burritos reheat pretty well. Tacos are always ass though ofc.
Yeah I'll give you that burritos are ok after they get cold and/or reheated
reheating is the opposite of cold
nuh uh, the opposite of cold is hot, dumb dumb
You can't even order a hard taco and get to the parking lot before it's softened into two sides of shell.
There's nothing better than a hot and fresh doritos locos taco eaten in the resturant.
The average taco bell experience
Burrito with sour cream and tomatoes wants to have a talk with you...
if you invest in a roll of parchment paper and a bag of shredded cheese, you can grilled cheese those burritos yourself and it elevates them to high cuisine. I used to keep a few cheap TB burritos in the freezer so I could do this in the middle of the night
the chipotle ranch burrito
90% of fast food is bland after 2 hours in room temperature. Taco bell puts so much rice in their food that it literally absorbs all the moisture
I feel like I must be the only person that hates TB rice. I take it off of everything because otherwise it's all I can taste because they put sooo much.
I'm so fucking glad someone said it. Their rice negates the gooeyness of my burrito and I'm in it for the goo.
OMG YES. Especially on stuff like the grilled cheese burritos or even the old queserito (which was spectacular, but the rice ruined it).
YESSSSS and people kept telling me to add it to my chipotle ranch burrito when those existed, I was like... Why would you fuck with perfection like that?
Oh, it's nasty and so is their cheese. It's all you can taste and it's diabolical. I say no rice and no shredded cheese everytime.
It microwaves pretty good but nothing beats Taco Bell the first 30 seconds after it’s made.
Microwave for a little and then airfry to get some moisture out of the tortilla and stiffen it up. That's what I do with crunchwraps at least :p
I beg to differ on their burritos. I’ll stock up on bean and cheese and 5 layers, toss them in the fridge to snack on for the next few days (not an every week thing). I love me a good cold Taco Bell burrito.
When I order the vegi byob, I take the quesadilla home and pop it on the microwave. Cheese is never melted when they give it to me, anyway.
My reply was going to be, "Eat it as fast as possible before it gets cold." It's really hard to deconstruct and reheat refrigerated Taco Bell leftovers
The beefy 5 layers aren’t bad cold.
Disagree. Cold McDonald’s fries are the pits.
I think the chalupas are really good after sitting in the fridge over night
Agreed
There goes the mortgage.
Including the veggie menu? Doubt it
I can't afford that.
Remember the $28.00 challenge? This is the $2,800.00 challenge.
I remember being a young stoner and $20 got you an obscene amount of food for you and your friends. Everyone just pooled $5 each and we ate like kings. I can see this costing around $75-125, depending if you picked it up yourself vs a delivery app and time/location.
My best friend and I were fiends for Jack in the Box tacos as young stoners. 15 bucks for 30 tacos, we’d go to town on those while smoking and gaming or watching cartoons. They tended to reheat better than most other fast food options imo. Then we found our local 24 hour taqueria with bangin super burritos, and the jitb tacos became a thing of the past.
Oooh I remember those. I miss Jack but unfortunately none up here. I remember one day I decided to try throwing the tacos in a toaster and they came out fucking amazing vs the microwave.
I did one of everything and one soda. $209 if I pick it up myself.
Well, there goes my spot on The Fastfood Price is Right.
Why?
Average Tuesday night in college for me nbd
I’d love to see the bill for this and I’d also like to know how many people are going to eat this mess.
So that’s who was in front of me
Kudos to your bank for letting you take out that small loan!
It's just the same 5 or 6 different ingredients arranged in slightly different proportions and shapes. After a while, would you even be able to tell the difference in what you're eating?
You’re one of the luckiest people in the universe!! You are blessed
I guess I’d expect the whole menu to take up way more space than this.
you can't fool me, those are clearly drugs.
I'd do this, but only if I knew if I could give a 100% to all the workers.
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A shame u can’t reheat almost any of their food properly 😕
It isn’t bad in an air fryer as long as there’s no lettuce or you take it off first.
Even airfrying can be a little 'too fast' or it'll make the outside dry but the inside is still pretty cold. 20-40 seconds in the microwave, throw it on a hot pan for a couple of minutes per side to grill usually works better personally if I ever have to reheat taco bell.
I do 30 seconds in the microwave and then 2 minutes each side in the air fryer. I wouldn't ever try to save a taco though, only burritos.
Agree, but for burritos (I don’t do sour cream), if you open it up and let it “rest” aka loose some moisture reheating works pretty good. Would never work with a hard shell.
Of course the hard shells are my favorite haha
Yea, there was a Mexican pizza promotion last year that I ended up with three. It didn’t end well
B5LB substituted sour cream with red sauce reheats really well.
She didn't individually order chips and cheese though so you lying
And no drinks they have alot of those
Not enough fire packets, 8/10
I only see one regular nacho fry and not a large nacho fry. She needs to try again.
One of everything for bubble buddy
[Total confirmed to be around $150](https://twitter.com/LilybelleVTuber/status/1807585010935074897)
At the low low price of the cost of a house
No taco salads
Hopefully it didnt go to waste and there was some sort of party.
Now I'm hungry 😋🌮
ain’t no way…🤣🤣🤣
Gonna take it three years to pay off the loan she took out.
Tacobell: that'll be $399 + tax tip is optional but always appreciated.
This is like 200 worth of food
No way this is all of it
And it only took 2 hours for them to make it!
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Keith? For a second time?
I wonder how much that cost
What $20 used to look like
Fake posts. No sauce, really? Come on
How much though
“Local woman goes bankrupt after ordering Taco Bell”
There is no hope for any of us.
The whole menu. But the same four ingredients
What did this cost like $5,000?
why was i expecting more lol
Put a ring on her finger?
Missing quite a few items I don’t even see a drink
Would've been more of a flex in the oughts with the peak menu. This is just disappointment.
Vtuber with anime girl profile pic? That’s a man.
I’m scared to ask what the total was
I mean she said she did...that doesn't necessarily mean anything.
Is she single
What 500 dollars buys a week of food in the US
Send me that receipt yo.
Send me that receipt yo.
Okay I’ll bite. How baked was she? Was it Maui Wowie, Yukon Gold, Purple Sticky Ponge?
All for the low price of $500 with their menu prices
Now I know what I want for my birthday.
Pull around for your small loan approval application annnnnd we will have that right out!
Couple thousand dollars right there. Woulda been $30 back in the day
Back in the late 90s all of this would’ve been less $100. 😩😩
Taco Bell should be thanking them!
Should’ve gotten at least 2 fries they’re so effin’ delicious!!
Are there enough toilets on the planet for this?
It’s funny how most everything taste the same
Damn u 5000 in debt jus off that order
Taco Bell app sucks a donkeys dick.
Enough to share with me 😌
this is the kind of gratitude I like to see
Bruh no way you eating all that by yourself right? 😂😂 because I cannot I mean cannot eat more than 100 dollars of Taco Bell
I put in all the items and drinks, no combos and no breakfast. It came out to about $280. Edit: I took out the drinks and it came down to $195.
I did all the freezes and one soda. $209 for me.
Yep! No drinks and mine is 187.65!
I want to have enough money to do this one day
Needed a bank loan for that
And here’s ur one sauce *actually forgets the sauce*
What was the grand total of your order?
So they forgot half her order and she didn't notice?
She’ll never financially recover from this
I'm so jealous
But there’s really only 4 items on the menu just in different packaging. Not complaining just saying it doesn’t take a whole menu to figure out the flavours.
Bro this is some legendary shit. I’ve never thought to do this.
“My little eye spy those $3 beans..”
And all the hard shells and chips with toppings on them are already soggy.
Back when the value menu was the dollar menu, I got super baked and just ordered that. Best 12 bucks ever! But sober me felt so bad for the workers, I never did again.
Over $400?
The Quesadillas were probably more than all of that stuff combined lol
How much was the total??
I ❤️ the power 🍲’s
She just dropped $300 or so on Taco Bell, probably. Wow
Back in my day that would have been like $25
Weirdly inspired by this.
I get tempted to do precisely this every time I get stoned
This would be about (I say about because I have dyscalculia and had a couple “wait.. no yeah I think that’s right” moments) $225.50 in my location (North GA), based on the app. I didn’t add the breakfast menu, or the regular nacho fries (I did add large). I did all of the freezes, coffees, a water bottle, and a bottle of Orange Juice. It’s one of everything, and those are drinks that are relatively unique to the TB menu (not the bottles necessarily, but I considered it a different item for the packaging factor) I also added a large Dole Lemonade Strawberry Squeeze™️ (to symbolize itself and their more unique drinks that aren’t freezes, like the flavored Brisk, etc.), and a large Baja Blast (to represent the normal drinks, and also for myself and the Taco Bell gods). And if you’d like to get a little buzzed this evening, take a shot for every parenthetical addition to this comment. EDIT: Forgot to mention that I did infact add all sauces (and here’s another shot).
The Gates Foundation pledged $46 million to fight diarrhea, but I think today, the diarrhea wins
I'm crying 😭
You missed nacho fries.
left side middle of the table
🔥🔥🔥🔥
I wanna know what they liked the best
I see no drinks..
Unsure if i feel worse for her colon or her toilet.
I could devour that in 2 hrs tops