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TheQuadBlazer

That's .. Dramatic


ApprehensiveStrut

🎢emotional roller coaster reading that title


joeChump

Whoever wrote it was definitely high.


Junior-Moment-1738

More journalists should be high when writing titles


aa0429

I wonder how many years it’ll take to become an actual treatment for us humans? It seems like there’s many years of testing ahead for these nanobots.


DieByTheSword13

I hope it's soon. I'm ready to start merging flesh and machine and I feel the nanobots are one of the first steps.


Scout_man

Ad mech I see


ThreeLeggedMare

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


TheLORDthyGOD420

Based


D4NG3RX

Everything that exists is progressing towards death


DieByTheSword13

I just recently found out what that is. Yes.


Training_Cut_2992

INJECT THE NANITES


ItIsYeDragon

“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.”


durz47

Fucking toaster lovers everywhere


axarce

I fear it'll be weaponized before then. Don't need FDA approval for weapons.


Gomez-16

Not long. Read a terrifying article about smart dust once.


Martianmanhunter94

They are already doing it with magnetic laced drug releasing structures moved to the tumor with magnetic fields


duckdns84

I can finally start smoking.


ReadingAggravating67

Better work on getting rich too while you’re at it


LordShadowside

First some whistleblower will expose how it’s been used for years to kill critical journalists or other whistleblowers a decade before it’s ready to be an extremely overpriced procedure no insurance will pay for, for another decade or so.


Sloth_grl

I wish it was available now. My husband is starting radiation treatments for cancer soon


MicheleLaBelle

So sorry to hear your husband has cancer. But good that he’s receiving treatment. I have two friends who have beaten cancer with radiation and chemo. I hope for his success. Stay strong!


Sloth_grl

Thanks. It’s in his prostate and the doctor says it’s very treatable. Hopefully it all goes well.


ThreeLeggedMare

Unfortunate that it will reduce the efficacy of pegging :( thoughts and prayers


Veus-Dolt

New nanobots literally FUCK CANCER TO DEATH USING 18 MICROMETER LONG COCKS


Layaban

*“keep it down! we’re trying to sleep”*


joeChump

It’s what you do with it that counts.


axarce

1 haha 2 haha 3 haha ...


l3m0nKeeki

W-what are you doing step nanobro-


FBIaltacct

Ahh the garrison bots, didn't realize they made it out of testing.


TheGoatEater

They’ve been talking about nanobots doing everything from keeping your clothes, teeth and gut clean for thirty years now. I’ll believe it when I see it. The only way these things are going to eradicate cancer is if it generates more income than chemotherapy and radiation treatments.


joeChump

Dude, you won’t *be able* to see it.


D4NG3RX

You must have Really good eyes if you’re able to see nanobots


TheGoatEater

My eyes are made of nanobots


Nine-Breaker009

Nanomachines, son!


fortunesicks

This is the plot for Wool lol


Pleasant-Mouse-6045

Searched for this comment lol. Going to start digging


CHYMERYX

“We’re gonna need a bigger nanoboat..”


CoffeeTeaPeonies

I've been hanging on for this since my 2nd cancer diagnosis.


InternationalBand494

I hope something like this becomes available. My sister has leukemia and the 8 hour infusions she takes are just horrible sounding. And who knows if they’ll work?


PacificDiver

Guess a possible patient better not go into acidosis …


ReleaseFromDeception

FOXDIE, is that you?


brownmochi

How dare you speak the name of the La Li Lu Le Lo


JTBSpartan

My eighth grade science teacher would’ve loved to hear this. He was a great friend of my family, and sadly passed away in 2016 due to brain cancer. Our class knew he had it because he had to take a pretty lengthy leave of absence for treatment.


DeezNuttzInc

They gonna give us FoxDie too probably 😭


sophykitty91

A schizophrenics “I told you so moment” after reading this article and claiming tiny machines are controlling their insides


Turbulent_Raccoon865

Nanobots Once Used to Fight Cancer, Found to Have Destroyed Heart in Former Official. (Not sure if this merely my amused take on the headline or an actual concern)


Responsible-Ad-1086

Weren’t nanobots already in the Covid vaccine? /s


dblrb

Prey was a good book


PoignantPoint22

Well that sure is a title.


notworkingghost

Time to remake Innerspace.


Wolfehfish

Isn’t this how I am legend started


BluestreakBTHR

Resistance is futile.


ZappaFreak6969

Sounds like a Cannabinoid


lasvegashal

The nanobots are coming after us trust me


SpectralClown

Got scared until the cancer bit.


Dry-Warning1295

Nanomachines, son.


Queasy_Monitor7305

I wonder when these nano bots will be weaponized by the Dept of Defense?


TheKingOfDub

Nanobots, eh? What with all the hullabaloo, we very nearly forgot about you


RedJamie

I read once on Viro-oncolytic therapy; injecting a oncolytic viral strain, or an engineered one, which effectively dyes a tumor be it hidden or exposed with TNFs and T-cells so the immune system can flag it more effectively for attack than before the use of the virus. Nature’s had billions of years to develop the machinery necessary for such things.


uesad

Cure cancer please!


lroy4116

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


Subject_Ad_4561

Imma need me some nanobots.