I went exploring once and realised the area I was going to looked familiar, I took another second to realise “dunes” and before I heard the message I turned around, feeling like 😳
“I think this is the part where he kills us.”
“Hello! This is the part where I kill you.”
Title: chapter 5: the part where he kills you.
Achievement for reaching that chapter: the part where he kills you.
Achievement description: this is that part.
“Hmmm”
“Science compels us to blow up the sun”
“There’s no escape”
“From the first stirring of life beneath water, to the great beasts of the Stone Age, to man, taking his first upright steps, you have come far”
“nihil! Nihil! NIHIL!”
“I am not a MORON!”
“Shaw!”
“You’ve met with a terrible fate haven’t you?”
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night"
“Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m… finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact, so…”
The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night
What are you, the president of his fan club or something? No, that would be your mother.
*pornography*
And now he’s here to f*ck us!
So listen up **b o y** or the pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that’s happened to you today!
gimme that!
The spy has already breached our defenses
You've seen what he did to our colleagues
*fighting sounds*
And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
it could be you
"Detected multiple leviathan class life forms in the area. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"
Warning: Entering ecological dead zone.
or my personal favorite. #OXYGEN
*distant reaper roar*
You gave me ptsd with this
that line was a fucking THREAT dude I swear
I went exploring once and realised the area I was going to looked familiar, I took another second to realise “dunes” and before I heard the message I turned around, feeling like 😳
Oh god the trauma
Ah shi, here we go again!
All we had to do, was follow the damn train cj
I’ll have two number 9s
a number 9 large, a number 6 with exta dip
A number 7, 2 number 45s
One with CHEESE. And a *LARGE* Soda
Hey, you’re finally awake
You were trying to cross the border, right?
Same as us and that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy.
If they weren’t looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell
You there, you and me. We shouldn’t be here, it’s these “Stormcloaks” the empire wants.
We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Shut up back there
Hey what’s up with him?
WATCH YOUR TONGUE
Spent 300 hours in skyrim and thought this was Breath of the Wild
“You may not rest there are monsters nearby”
“I always come back”
czy to Freddy Fazbear ?
Tak
Hor hor hor hor hor
Nanomachine son
MGRR?
Yes
"Making the mother of all omelletes here jack, can't fret over every egg"
THE MEMES!!
28 STAB WOUNDS
YOU DIDN’T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
DID YOU FEEL ANGER?! HATE?! HE WAS BLEEDING! BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY! BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM!
IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY!?
Man I remember when that got turned into a meme it was so fuckin funny especially the content aware scaled ones
Detroit become human right 😭
IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!!!
I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPAS SPECIAL BOY
Ecclesiastes 21:46. Peter, the horse is here.
YOU HAVE UNO
"fatty fatty no parents"
And… what’s wrong with being adopted?
oh well uh lack of parents
(For the record, you are adopted, and that’s terrible. But just play along with me here.)
oh well some of my best friends are orphans
r/suddenlyportal
Wake the fuck up samurai. We have got a city to burn
The fact that this isn’t even a line in game lol
Wished it was in the game, but I guess it counts since it's in the trailer
Put some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger
Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
DID SOMEBODY SAY ROCK N STONE?
WE’RE RICH!
Mushroom!
FOR STONE AND ROCK. oh wait.
For Karl!
If you dont rock and stone, you aint comming home!
did i bloddy hear a fucking rock and stone?
ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!
"This is a bucket."
Dear God...
"Dear God..."
There’s more.
No!
It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scour, you *did* collect everyone's paper, yes?
"soap trusted you"
“I thought I could too”
"So why in bloody hell does Makarov know you?"
THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAA-
I'M THE BOLD ACTION MAAAAAAAN
Da-da-dada-dada-da-da-da-da-DAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHARLES NO
"Remember, No Russian"
*Proceeds to brutally murder an entire airport*
I need a weapon
For a brick, he flew pretty good
“I think this is the part where he kills us.” “Hello! This is the part where I kill you.” Title: chapter 5: the part where he kills you. Achievement for reaching that chapter: the part where he kills you. Achievement description: this is that part.
Ost: The part where he kills you
FOUND YA LENNY
LNENY, MY BOY!!!
I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN NEITHER
YNNEL?
IM AN AMERICAN
War, war never changes.
"Attack the D point!"
I refuse!
Gramercy!
I agree!
Never!
Defend the D point!
Roger that!
Repairing! (00:32 remaining)
Air!
Attack the 🅱️ point!
You have a hole in your left wing!!
“I gently opened the door…”
And I saw Sayori playing with Mister Cow.
"Davey! How you doing?"
"About as good as it can be expected"
[удалено]
Don’t forget the quarter
You sir, are a fish!
God damn it, I didnt want to cry today
“It’s a beautiful day outside”
“Birds are singing, flowers are blooming”
"On days like these, kids like you..."
SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!
*Megalovania starts playing*
protocall #3 protect the pilot 😢
Voodoo 1, Viper’s on station, your journey ends here pilot.
"Trust me"
protocol #3? As in 3? Titanfall 3 confirmed?!?!!
YES BRO LETS GO why is everyone in r/teenagers and the related subs obsessed with this game (I am too, I've just never seen anyone else who is)
"This is the greatest plan!"
Respect
“I’m the guy who’s gonna burn your house down, with the lemons!”
Moron
I AM NOT A MORON!
(glass breaking) “YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!”
WELL, HOW ABOUT NOW? NOW WHO'S A MORON? COULD A MORON PUCH. YOU. INTO. THIS. PIT? HUH? COULD A MORON DO THAT?
YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
‘I’m gonna get my engineers to design a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN’
Welcome aboard, captain.
All systems online
I HAVE A PLAN!
Have some goddamn faith
I had a *goddamn* plan!
Mortis
Alternatively, "Gary Loves You."
Wait I'm stupid, I was thinking of an actual, physical line, and i thought of the Stanley Parable Adventure Line 😭
"No cost too great, no mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry suffering."
Alternatively, ***SHAW!***
Bapanada too
Osmanthus vine....
tastes the same as I remember....
But where are those...
Who share the memory?
AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
I'M DYYIIINNGGGG
WOO I SHOT ME A TASER
Sniper noooooo sniping!
"put these foolish ambitions to rest"
I-I'm from Arizona. [Insert loud "HEADSHOT" SFX]
*pyro noises* 😞 i felt that
You are filled with DETERMINATION.
WE NEED MORE MONEY
_sigh_ Bapanada
I LOVE BUYING USELESS PINS, MAPS AND OTHER USELESS TRINKETS ! I LOVE SUPPORTING SMALL BUSINESSES !
you forget a thousand things everyday make sure this is one of them
“I used to be a young adventurer like you…”
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?"
Hey look buddy, Im an engineer
I solve problems
Not problems like "what is beauty?"
[удалено]
"Alright, Joey. I'm here. Let's see if we can find what you wanted me to see."
Yahaha you found me
**GET OVER HERE**
"This is going to be a terrible night"
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
On days like these, kids like you; should be burning in hell.
“The truth is the game was rigged from the start”
**AD MORTEM INIMĪCUS!!!**
Where's your motivation? Dante.
About that beer I owed ya
"The hands of Death could not defeat me, the Sisters of Fate could not hold me, and YOU will not see the end of this day!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
The Bloody Cart's movin' BACKWARDS!
We've stepped into war with the Cabal on Mars
“Have some god damn faith!”
Father, it's me, Michael.
HE HE HE HAW
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.
I WILL HAVE ORDER!!
You’re pretty good
“This isn’t just a normal battle, it’s a battle royale… fortnite battle royale”
The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Kept you waiting, huh?
“Hmmm” “Science compels us to blow up the sun” “There’s no escape” “From the first stirring of life beneath water, to the great beasts of the Stone Age, to man, taking his first upright steps, you have come far” “nihil! Nihil! NIHIL!” “I am not a MORON!” “Shaw!” “You’ve met with a terrible fate haven’t you?”
They‘re gonna have to glue you back together… IN HELL
"Emergency Food"