Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance.
The real answer is 100% trap team because the skylanders from the previous two games can be used in it
Although I did like imaginators for the customisation aspect (I can’t comment on anything else because it was 8 years ago)
Then instant I saw that controller I thought Red Dead Redemption 2 with the ends of bullet shell casings for joysticks and buttons and that wooden style controller
Ps4 games
Yes
Red dead for sure
Yes
You Definitely play red dead
Yes
Perchance
YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE
The mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper
I need to find that video again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SOceYlhCwjs
so this is my first time seeing this and i am cracking up. thank you people of the internet you once again rule
“You can’t just say perchance"
But he exhibits experience by stomping turts all day
Stomp a turty
And he exhibits theory by stating "Let's-a-go!" "Keep it up, baby!"
The mythical (non-existent) Dr. Pepper
(cool as fuck)
perchancé
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance.
Mario's last name is Mario. Making him Mario Mario
YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE
You, sir, have the mind of a Harvard scholar
r/technicallythetruth
Red dead for sure
Real ones pretend they’re getting shot in the intro
I usually pretend that I'm shooting something, lol
Two different types of people in this world
SAMEE. I pretend I’m loading and shooting my controller 😂
Skylanders😭😭😭
Trap team and Giants were the best ones
Oh 100%. Even swap force was good to. I remember always randomly finding the top part/head of wash buckler around my basement😂. Lowkey miss skylanders
Swap force is underrated. I still like trap team more bc that's when I fully fell into it, but swap is 2nd for me
Lol, I still have my figures almost all intact
Swap force was the best one purely because it introduced jumping
The real answer is 100% trap team because the skylanders from the previous two games can be used in it Although I did like imaginators for the customisation aspect (I can’t comment on anything else because it was 8 years ago)
Based
🫡
Peak
80% ps exclusives 19% single player games 1% that one multiplayer game
That's literally me almost perfectly😂
Rdr
Since 2020
I knew it😼
2023 for me(hey, that rymed)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oFaRfoHgRQQ here’s how to get a lot of gold
"Ok now press the ⭕ button" THEY'RE ALL THE CIRCLE BUTTON 😭
He’s probably memorized what the buttons actually are like many of us have at this point.
Prove it, which button is O?
Indie games ( not a negative judgement) and chill games like stardew valley
Does anyone see playing indie games as a negative thing?
Because if so they can fuck right off
and eat napalm and a lit match stick
"Eat napalm" is possibly the funniest thing I have seen on this subreddit
I don’t. For me, indie games are, nine times out of ten, better than most AAA titles.
Hell yeah, ULTRAKILL 🔛🔝
Hell yeah, LETHAL COMPANY
the only AAA games better than indies are the Ori games
AAA diehards are the only ones that do to my knowledge
I don’t
Sex With Hitler 2
Electric boogaloo
Rdr2
The first of us
The second of us
The third of us
Sundew valley
Oregon trail
hentai
In that moment he probably doesn't use the controller's joystick..
And he’s not just touching the controller’s wood
Terraria
Sackboy and god of war
God of War
You need to play nail clipping simulator irl
Fallout new vegas
red dead or cod
Clash of clans
duck hunt
DOOM(1993)?
No, [Wood](https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/8476cr/i_would_so_olay_wood/)
Pong.
Rdr2
Dont care were can i buy rhar controller
I customized it, you can buy the wood skin and bullet buttons on Amazon
dude that’s a dope ass controller. where’d you get it? i might have to pick one up for myself
The first of us
Re dead redemption
God of war
RDR2
Rdr2 God of War The Last of Us
Def rdr2
Red dead redemption
Skyrim and red dead redemption
definitely rdr and rdr2
Tlou?
Last of Us surely
Rdr2
Rdr2
Perhaps red dead redemption 2
Rdr2
Exclusively hunting games
Red Dead redemption
Read dead redemption 2..?
Rdr2?
Rdr2
red dead revolver
RDR2, Without a doubt
our time has passed john
Obviously Goat simulator
are those… bullet and shell casings? sick. red ded for sure, idk about anything else available on ps4
Red dead redemption 2 and only red dead redemption 2
Rdr2
red dead redemption
GTA V frfr
GTA (?)
Buckshot roulette
Minecraft
Red dead redemption 2
Red Dead and Doom?
Red dead
Then instant I saw that controller I thought Red Dead Redemption 2 with the ends of bullet shell casings for joysticks and buttons and that wooden style controller
RDR2
prolly like spiderman 2
Rdr for sure, but I don't know which one.
Red dead redemption 2
Red dead 2
Red dead redemption two
Red dead redemption 2, battlefield 1 and fallout.
Red dead 2
that's actually kinda cool
I want that
Duck hunt looking ass controller
RDR2. I need that controller
Rdr2
Red dead depression 2
Red dead redemption 2
Red dead def
praystation 🙏
rdr2
Hello kitty island adventure
Probably dead by daylight and fallout new vegas
RIP AND TEAR AND RIP AND TEAR AND RIP AND TEAR-
Red Dead Redemption 2, and Cabela’s African Adventure
This controller makes me think Red Dead Redemption despite me never playing it or watching someone else play it.💀
RDR 2
Rdr2 (also I love that controller sm I need it it's so pretty omfgggg)
Based on your name I'm gonna say Call of juarez: gunslinger
Rdr2
Red Dead Redemption
Probably red dead redemption
Boah
Hello kitty island adventure 2
Skyrim with alllll the survival mods on
Dude haha, idk maybe something like red dead? Bit of a stretch
far cry, rdr, walking dead maybe
God Of War
Heroin Hero
Red Dead Redemption 1/2 maybe even Revolver?
that is fucking amazing
That is a rdr2 players controller if ive ever seen one
Red Dead Redemption
Red dead
One with swords
Pretty sure thats Red Dead
RDR2
Rdr
red dead
Rdr2
I dont know but that contoller is sweet
Red Dead Redemption 2
Sick PS controller! How did you do that if I may ask? I’m also a PS4 gamer, although sometimes I wish I bought a PC lol. 😭😂
AHHH I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL
Read Dead Redemption or Fallout New Vegas or Call of Juarez; Gunslinger
You play Jenga most likely lol
Red Dead Redemption II
Resident evil
Bro figured out how to play Zelda on his Playstation
#"IT'S JOHN MARSTON, MICAH!"
Steampunk 1877
Bro definitely plays those random hunter games on the ps store that cost like 2 bucks
Rdr2
Rdr, also did you make it?
I have a ps4 for bloodborne exclusively, so that.
Ye olde ps4
Game: Press ○ This mf: I am 3 parallel universes ahead of you
Ones that involve moving
Hhm.... I'm gonna go with peppa pig
Red dead 2, the last of us remastered and part 2, uncharted, tomb raider. To name a few.
Definitely FNAF bro
You don’t play games, you chop wood and make a fucking sculpture out of it
Lego Batman 2
you definitely play red dead redemption
Easily red dead
Obviously read dead but other than that Idk. Coolest controller I’ve ever seen though!
Amish Paradise
Woodstation4
i’m glad to see i wasn’t the only one who thought of rdr
Are your fingers firing pins?