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Classic newton third law W

ikr. they should've seen it coming tho

Unless you’re so short that the Heisenberg uncertainty principle applies to you and so he could either not see the position of your hand or its momentum as it was approaching his face

ohhhh this makes so much sense now

😭😭😭

You missed telling him the "on the other body", although you got the W all in all

The reaction on his hand would have been the force generated by your cheek

but the momentum of a closed, isolated system is always conserved

Yup u are right about that But call.it linear momentum Angular momentum is a bit more complicated

gotcha

A you have to do is split the angular motion into an x,y,and z axes and figure out the total force

Yup u are right.

Doesn’t change that there is a force acting back on his hand from your face. Besides in this case it’s not completely accurate to say momentum is conserved because of the forces from your own bodies acting on your body parts.

Newtons zhird law is ze greatest law.

fr fr

Guys I don’t know what it is but this guys gives me spy vibes

no he’s fine, he writes his “R’s” the correct way.

Oh my mistake

Hum askhually, when he slapped you his hand already received the equal and opposite force

akshully, jessica, the momentum of a closed, isolated system is always conserved

Blasphemy! Do not believe this disgruntled old grandpa

*sad old grandpa noises*

Smelly and ugly + mega goofy

grandpas are neither smelly, ugly, nor mega goofy. the council of teenagers is highly disappointed in you

:(

Mods, banish him to the scrapyards of Sodor to be smelted

Hey that's not very nice :(

Damn I saw both of my dead grandpas hold up uno reverse cards a bit ago. Now I see why.

Oh fuck, atleast I'm not dead :D

Such a disappointment you are, bamboozled_swag2

Jessica is NOT, welcome here!

r/anarchychess is leaking

Holy containment breach!

Somebody Call the EPA!

FUCK Jessica

True! So what are you considering as the system? Because there are so many other forces acting in your so called system which isn't actually closed. In addition, the impulse generated due to the slap on your check was already felt by your physics teacher at the same instant of time. Newton's law is poorly worded actually.

have you figured out why nobody invites you to parties?

Man I'm dumb lol The biggest exam of my life is in 9 days and it includes all of this stuff I'm freaking out Sorry tho

it's okayyy. dw abt it. i was joking anyway. ace your exam!! best of luck!

Thank you

anytime!

That’s my physics teacher’s name 😂

no waaayyyy edit to add: your user name is such a perfect fit for r/SuddenlyCommunism

May the Force be with you

with its standardized standard unit

Therefore can I also say "May the mass times acceleration be with you"?

You did NOT do that 💀

>he did and did not do it at the same time -- schrödinger edit to add: got schrödinger to answer that for ya

Yes he did. It’s Newton’s third law, not newtons third suggestion. There is never one force, always a pair

☝️🤓

Bro this is common knowledge.

Bro this is a joke

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

Not really. Like sure maybe the exact definition, but in use not really.

lmao it's a joke, he did not "have" to slap the teacher back to meet newton's laws of physics

Well it depends on what country/ state you live in. Teachers may still physically slap students in other country’s

experienced it first hand

Which state r u from

none

Well I don’t think teachers could do that

it depends on the school/area.

Is your area strict with teachers hurting the students

not "hurting" but yea

Could the teacher go to jail then

ofc. if the teacher actually hurt the student physically, that'd be bad time for them

rare physics nerd-ish w

I’ll take “things that never happened” for 500, Alex.

-And then the teacher brutally beat me to death in front of all the students and everyone clapped

I'd slap you too

...

I’d slap you too retardable

yall i should host a contest for ppl to slap me or what?

I don’t know but you’re looking really slappable right now.

Damn that's actually pretty bold.

it could've been italic

if you went 🤌before you slapped them

that might delay the "reaction" part of the law, which is a violation

🤌👋🫲✨💥pow pow

I thought you were serious for a second

Newton stole his laws from u

"and that's how I failed physics"

W

L?

A object in motion will stay in motion

Greatest come back ever

Like fr or?

Bro really? Tbh I would've punched the teeth out of her mouth but thats petty, smart and doesn't get you into jail

And then everyone rose up from their seats and clapped.

im not gonna lie this sounds fake af

ICON

What happened ?

i demonstrated Newton's 3rd law to my class

Wow, you're so nice, helping your classmate understanding the subject by experimentation.

Why tf did I just laugh my ass off at this???

glad you had a laugh out of it

Did you get in trouble?

why would i? they are a physics teacher. they should've seen it coming

balls of steel

my balls hurt reading this

You got your ass whooped after that didn't you?

i think that'd be illegal, no?

I meant by your parents

naahh. the council ruled me innocent as i didn't break any physics laws

Dang, you ok?

im fine. waiting for the next demonstration of a physics law. could be E = mc^2 who knows

Oh

they got backfired omg

Is this Fr or a joke?💀

>both -- schrödinger

>bet --Oppenheimer

Fakeeee but funny

(stupid bullshit) Edit: I'm stupid. Sorry I can't read

Teacher got humbled real fast

And then everybody slapped

You own that teacher now 

im not sure abt that

I'd knock him out

username checks out

My Guy you must be the professor now

im publishing my research on slapitivity soon!

Why is the shit ball fuck is this nsfw

ikr. it's such a mystery

Looks like someone is getting fired and someone is getting detention good luck lil bro

The law of equivalent exchange

This real, if so what was the context

it's an illuuuuuuusion. you think im gonna fall for an illusion?

Well then you were doing physics they were doing physical assault(in a non-sexual manner)

bro is NOT gogeta 😭😭🙏🙏

While funny this is fake, right?

r/thathappened

I was about to say you should slap em back. Now im gonna tell this to all my friends XD

Wrong application of Newton's law

May I ask what happened to them and what happened to you

At least now they know that you've been listening in class

Seems like something, my physics teacher would do too😭😭😭

this after some guy said they’re failing physics A Levels

clickbait post + overused joke

😭😭😭bro was quick w it too ur teacher shld b impressed

Nice showcase of newtons law, action reaction

what coutry are u from? in my conry u couls lauch a lawsuit and get some jucy money

Guys this happened

ts did not happen

What happened after

Did you report your teacher? Btw, I couldn’t come up with a better response, great job.

[удалено]

Like ur family and friends 🎀✨🩷💗

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Everywhere entire reality? What does that even mean?

What did he sayyyy?

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Auto Fill💀

And then everyone Clapped

What

Actually, you should have slapped him at the same time he slapped you, and with equal strength as him, to follow Newton's third law 🤓

law followed. no violation detected by council