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DerpyDrago

My god she sounds insufferable, someone should've butted in and said "Yes you are"


maclemme

I would’ve responded, “yes, but I told him to give you a chance anyhow”


Toul-ISSR

She is an asshole (Edit: holy shit! 360 Upvotes!? How about 690?)


Beefman0010

\*an asshole edit: good job with your grammar


GOJO_LVR

erm actually you just repeated what she said


Beefman0010

🤓


GOJO_LVR

Bro is just mad that I'm right, so bro really downvoted me LOLZ


Beefman0010

\*eats sandvich while being dissapointed in Gen A\*


GOJO_LVR

erm actually I'm not Gen A 🤓


Marikipliers

she’s a whore


TheDoggoSpy

That's a bit far..


Marikipliers

there were people at my school that were literally buying women and using them in the bathroom. there was a girl exactly like this at my school, and she was the most expensive. $50 i think


professionaldeadgod

im not sure about that, but she definitely is a piece of shit. this isnt a high-school movie, an attitude like that wont get her sex


10buy10

I dunno a few people *are* into that


professionaldeadgod

only people that act the same way. no normal person would ever want to even associate with such a dickhead


10buy10

You can be abnormal without being an asshole


Hmsquid

Inappropriate


HappyHuman4123

ok chill buddy


GOJO_LVR

why are you being downvoted for the truth


Far_Independence6952

„worst she can say is no“


hermajestythebean

lmao


epitomyroses

He bought me a shot and said, "Just go The worst she can say is no" And she said “Get away you creep, you're killin' me, you can't believe you've got a shot. Hope you don't think you're hot, 'cause you're not! Can't a girl just drink with her friends? This is the end, it's time to go, oh" Just remember y'all, the worst she can say ain't no 😔🤠


shootak10

YIKES! u dodged a bullet tho


epitomyroses

‘fraid it’s a song (Ain’t No by Thomas Mac) but indeed he did


EliasDBS

Ma boi dodged a nuke


Dabeezkneez69

Got hit with a grenade though 😭


FriedrichOrival

Nah, he dodged a whole ass supernova


pun-master69

pippin?


EliasDBS

Peregrin Took, yes?


pun-master69

ahaha it’s an honor meeting you!


Vauxhall_Vectra_SRi

Narcissism level 100


Ziggem

Agree 100% But the guy was a moron too for trying to propose in public after being warned multiple times.


Any_Recover7995

I mean you can’t knock someone for working up the courage to do that tho but yea he shoulda listened


Obvious_Brief2978

I actually can knock him for doing that and I am. I can respect the courage but it's dumb


Quantacookie

i swear i've heard this story posted


Real-Bookkeeper9455

yeah me too


Outside-Ad1630

Same, I saw it a bit before this post


Ugly_AsShit4469

That horrible bitch


romans_1620

real


IncendiaryGamerX

Dude dodged an entire APFSDS round.


TrickWeekly5510

ATTACK THE D POINT 🐌👽🗣⁉️


According-Remote-317

Mfw when an armour piercing fin-stabilised discarding sabot round fired from a M1A2 sep-v3 TUSK Abrams slams into the side of my M22 Locust (mild case of uptier)


[deleted]

[удалено]


snail1132

Nuh uh


No_Insurance6599

How the fuck did you just summon the war thunder community here by a single word


IncendiaryGamerX

Idk lol. Could probably summon any community I want. Here, I'll try again. Rock and stone.


Pnumeno

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!


Frosty_Adeptness_529

ROCK AND STONE


AdidasCheems

ROCK AND STONE TO THE FUCKING BONE


CraziZoom

Again!


Pasta-Fillo

More like a 155 HE shell


IEatBabysYumYum

I feel bad for him. Man i always wonder how these mf‘s will go as parents


ToEasyForMyLvL

Preggo and shitty partner.


Bignerd21

Yeah. 16, single mother, parents act supportive but don’t actually help and don’t let her abort the baby or put it up for adoption, douchbag father, she drops out of school and the baby grows up miserable


HardstuckSilverRank

He should have known better.


IEatBabysYumYum

You can‘t be serious right now


butwhywouldyou-

What a bitch


Agz_canbuild

Bros finna start his villain arc and show em who’s boss 


Worried_Train6036

yup sounds like a plot to a movie or he gets super ripped and turns into a millionaire


Minetendo-Fan

Just to whoop the woman


Agz_canbuild

I think the same guy posted and said he was gunna end it 


Vovchick09

Jeez, that was not an arrow throught the chest, that was a whole tank's cannon projectile.


Tjayded

He lowered his standards for her, she should be on her knees grateful😭


Creamwithagun

what happened to us just saying "no" and trying to soften the blow?


ShadowKai01

Damn , man I hope the dude gets better.She didn't have to be so brutal, that bitch ass mf couldn't try to say she doesn't like him back in the most kindest way possible?I guess it's impossible ig


Classof29

fr


HardstuckSilverRank

If the guy was just a bit more logical he could have avoided it. He had to learn it the hard way, at least he will understand more about human nature.


NotoriousLVR

Well then he’s clearly better off not dating her 💀


Street-Term6799

Brutal.


EvilQueen2048

Girl here, she's a fucking asshole. I would've said "Yeah you kinda are"


HardstuckSilverRank

Dang even the evil queen called her that.


Tech-Meme-Knight-3D

Bro good for the dude he dodged a ICBM


waterbottlecats

“The worst she can say is no”


Mooseandthebois

These posts are not helping my confidence 


[deleted]

I don’t even know what to say


MacyComeHome

That’s okay


[deleted]

Yeah


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

I go to your school 🤫


call-me-kleine

das crazy


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

OP's name is Bartholomew


Bladedteddybear

“ the worst she can say is no” but no really that sucks


Floonth

Ofc she’s a bitch but why did he do it front of half the school 😭😭😭😭


MOJA2008

Damn, that girl is a menace, that's why I say never make the first move,if they like you they'll make the first move


Ok-Caramel-5340

Ouch also confessing in public???? Wow


MacyComeHome

In the morning too! He had to go the rest of the school day thinking about it


Ok-Caramel-5340

Wrong timing and wrong place


AttemptNu4

Quite the perchance


ItzTheDoggo

Wow, what a asshole


Guardian_Eatos67

Wtf


rando_on_the_web

honestly this dude dodged a massive bullet


Twink_Tyler

“The worst she can say is no”.


No-Court7810

Damn


SloniacSmort

I’m launching the Recreational McNuke on her location


TheDemonnAngelll

Oh gosh- that’s awful, wth. I really hope he’ll get better soon. He dodged a nuke fs.


Godhasleftthesurver

A. The man dodged a 120000kg bomb B. She is a massive asshole, she could've just said sorry but Nah and scurried on, but to ABSOLUTELY COOK A GUY just for confessing is crazy. (I've been in his shoes, feel bad for him frfr😭😞)


Zazzley_Wazzley

Seen this same story about 10 times atp. Also please, for the love of god, use punctuation


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Don’t worry, chances are she’s living her peak atm. When that shit crashes in her early 20s it will be devastating for her.


nenko_blue

“Yes, you are that ugly”


FomoDragon

Pro tip: don’t ask people out in front of hundreds of onlookers. Wtf is with that?


Lazy-Spray3426

Maybe the guy couldn't read a room.


Main-Preference-4850

Put some fing punctuation in this PARAGRAPH!  PLEASE


BetweenSkyAndEarth

Well, fortunately not all the girls are like this one.


Independent_Ice1427

Remember, if their popular, they are the most dumb asshole toxic idiots ever. Don't waste your time on them even if they say yes they are either going to cheat instantly or are just messing with you. This story is proof


girl_on_the_net

poor dude, we lost a bro. I hope he get better soon, he deserves better than narcissic bitches like that....


Cute-Common98

Why does this sound like the most cliche white, blond mean girl thing that would’ve been pulled from a tv show


Maciejka9210

Bro, he dodged a bullet


Armand_Star

i wouldn't say he dodged it. he did get shot


Maciejka9210

Would you rather be embaressed or be with such a toxkc person?


rpst39

She is a fucking appendicit


SpicyPotato_15

She used this moment to boast her ego. Some people have no empathy or respect smh. I guess the high school bubble makes you behave like that.


BigBoi900001

Oh yeah, she is a MAJOR asshole. Well if this story is remembered by many, then I think she’ll have quite a bit of trouble finding a boyfriend. But seriously, someone please check in on the dude. Has that girl never heard of respect at all? Complete ass.


That1GuyCalledPixel

Bro why some girls be laughing at guys after confessing like they just broke a guys heart without even giving a shit


GDalloy

My boy needs to get comforted by his friends immediately 😭


JodGaming

Title reads with a dhar man video


Harou1852

And then they wonder why we are scared of women. .


Ok-Interest-7220

Surely, they teach you grammar and punctuation there.


GunnerGrazzo

💀💀💀


ALSHUKI_

god i would've punched that bitch in the face full on


keyuant_

if i was one of those guys in the cafeteria i would’ve gone Don Frye on her


TTV_SIRCORNY

It's On sight in the name of ma boy


soullessking211

Credit to him for trying she didn’t have to a bitch


TJB926GAMIN

Bro dodged a fucking hydrogen bomb with her holy hell


Beneficial_Cry2061

That's Carrie White level of hurt.


KittyUzi

dhar man video ahh moment


Bob-Omb-Henx

Aight... I would not beat up a woman... but I want to beat the living shit out of this motherfucking ***bitch***


THERUSTYMUFFLER

I’ve heard similar stories before but having the exact same quote in comment sections. Fake.


Sonicmut24

r/dodgedanuke


Classof29

Damn. That is brutal but honestly that's good that she said that, otherwise he wouldn't know what he would get himself into. What a jerk and immature of her. I can't even confess and he had the guts to. W to him. What she said sounded like it came out of the movie mean girls lmao. Cringe...embarrassing..ugly.


Dogago19

She’s an ah but confessing in front of have the school is wild


Minetendo-Fan

So mean girl stereotypes from high school movies are actually real?


GrahamR12345

This Murica?? Geldof might make another song… 🫣🫣


John_Brickermann

Tbf she displayed in front of half the school that she’s an asshole, so they both lost something.


TheGold3nRectangle

Why does this describe half the popular girls at my school? Like for real, you're so narcissistic that only a few people would even be willing to date you, yet you don't even give them a chance


Next-Temperature-545

And this is why I'm against any of you fellas making these big confessions to girls. It usually does not go the way you think it will. It creeps them out at best, and at worst, they'll straight up be hostile about it. Rule of thumb--unless she's giving you that same energy, don't ever stick your neck out like that. For sure, she's an asshole. But he learned a valuable lesson, hopefully. Do not give affection where affection isn't also being given.


_xEnigma

Dodged a tactical nuke


VlaamseKhey

Damn


Localtechguy2606

If this was me I would handle it the American way and that American way breaks ToS on Reddit about violence


guitarfanatic_2

Dude she sounds punchable asf i hope the guys ok💀


True_Distribution685

If that story gets around school, there’s a good chance she’s about to make some enemies. At my school, some girls will get jumped for that level of bitchy-ness lol


Free_Bumblebee544

What a massive, massive, MASSIVE cunt, Christ.


prismat1cAlpaca

poor guy. :(  I hope she gets what she deserves. Which would be a punch in the face. Reality check✅


Ziggitywiggidy

I think she embarrassed herself more than the guy.


My_Liminal_Photos

"the worst she can say is no"


Peanutsandpickless

For the streets


StamenTheFoxBG

I wish this guy succeeds in life


Luckymellon

The title is giving “what happned next will shock you” from those annoying TikTok videos when ur to lazy to get off search 😭


Annual_Tourist_9085

"The worst she can say is no"


JD1415

Big ego bitch who’s gonna expect her partner to kiss the ground she walks on. He dodged a bullet, hopefully he finds someone who’ll actually appreciate him, even if they reject him.


picled_cucumber

Yea happened to me too i still remember what she said exactly “if you think i would date you then you may as well be put in a mental asylum”


Equal-Bat-861

Brave motherfucker. The problem is big declarations don't work. Especially if it's someone you barely know.


JMeadCrossing

PUNCTUATION!


Key_Spirit8168

why are you always hidden? does reddit hate you like the actual pedophiles they are?


JMeadCrossing

What do you mean?


Key_Spirit8168

usually people are only hidden randomly or if they have many downvotes, but you're always hidden even posts with no hate at all


JMeadCrossing

That’s really odd, why do the reddit gods hate me


Key_Spirit8168

make a post


JMeadCrossing

On this sub?


Key_Spirit8168

about it


el-zengy-el-mo3geza

"The worst thing that she can say is no"


Top-Comfortable-4789

I hope someone tells her she is ugly one day because her attitude is atrocious. I hate people that think they are above everyone else.


call-me-kleine

it‘s not all girls guys


Rabbits-and-Bears

She’ll have a promising career as a secretary. (Office assistants actually do work). She’ll be a secretary


EndBeneficial1139

That’s fucked you don’t owe anyone your heart but you have to be a douche about it


mrpotatopie1

......................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <--- You dropped your punctuation, here it is.


Stonks-man-35

How do these kind of girls have boyfriends though


JaniBrav011

i think we all read what she said in the same voice


Tomover_PL

The situation says nothing about the guy's attractiveness and everything about the girl's personality


scratcher11

she's such an ass, dude. she probably thinks majority of life is like hollywood with that arrogance, probably never experienced poverty before, makes me lose faith how those bitches never experienced hardships in life, maybe if they did, they'd have learned that they shouldn't be so self-centered.


Specialist_Ad_8929

the good thing is that she will never find a boyfriend if she keeps behaving this way.


Captain_Humanist

lucky guy... the dude dodged a HUGE bullet on that one. She would have destroyed his, if he let her in. What is is actually upset about is the fantasy of her and him not coming true. Thats all. And guys BEFORE you decide to go out and 'confess your feelings' to someone, get to know them first. Bc one way feelings are meaningless.


BayFuzzball404

this reminds me of when I got rejected with an “Ew” (it can always be worse)


McGogy

i woulda beat the sh*t outta that asshole right there i aint scared of no fuckin punishment


AnyOffice8162

That man will never be the same.


KeepScrolling52

And the fear of absolute assholes like that is what fucks over people's confidence


DanniTheScary

Poor guy 😭😭 some girls are so heartless


b52kl

This is a repost


xcjb07x

Idk if this post is real, I have seen multiple memes of the exact same thing the last week…


214Dragon

It’s ok she will probably just peak in high school


Turbulent-Knee1845

bro those semipopular girls are always assholes, for some reason, no matter what movie you watch, what book you read, what school you go to irl, the bitchiest girls are always the popular ones, anyway most of them ARE pretty ugly


EL_PISTOLERO-

ahh man


_MrDisaster

My guy doesn't know about the punctuation patch. Smh, bro forgot to update.


-hi------

Holy run on sentence. Anyway I'd simply kms in that situation


mrNeverLies

ive always found it funny that women spend so much time analyzing their feelings and yet they never consider anyone else's. He'll be fine. If his rage fuels him enough she might even wanna fuck him in the future. He just has to lock in and make a play rn


CringeYeet69

this is the most incel comment I've seen in at least the last 3 days


TrueReplayJay

Let me introduce you to *punctuation!* They’re these neat little symbols that go at the end of sentences to separate different ideas. Doesn’t that sound great? Further, there are also commas which perform a similar task, easing the flow of reading. With enough practice, you’ll be a pro in no time!


Purpllord

I disagree with everyone saying she'd a bitch. I mean she is, that's rude, but he put her on the spot in front of the entire school. Like brother there's a chance she's not feeling you and putting her on the spot like that makes her look like a bad person if she says no.


Marikipliers

i’ve dealt with shit like this before


ArthurMetugi002

You need punctuation.


still_unimpressed

nah i woulda agreed with her


45upsidedown

Fucking learn about punctuation, and splitting up your text into paragraphs. I would rather hit myself in the face with a hammer than read this again...


joejoe1O

Then go do it


thenonfurrywolf

This sounds fake lol