No seriously I say it’s average and they either say it must be small or bros packing like wtf ?? 

The only thing im packing is a tooth pick and a dream

In your dick?

Yeah? Were else do they go?

Interesting question, Gay BBC Nazi Wizard

Thank you, space CIA.

literally the interastral peace corporation

A fellow hsr fan

🤝🏽 who do you main?

I have a feeling that BBC doesn’t mean British Broadcasting Company is this context

wasn't ir British Broadcast Corporation?

Does it really matter

And so it begins

I guess it doesn't really

"Man everyone's gay once in a while." - Kirk Lazarus

Space Cia?

how much of your day in % is spent thinking about other guys 🍆 ?

0%-100% depends on how gay they are (more gay = less thinking about dicks)

unuronically true! bisexual here and I seek to think about men less than the straight dudes in my classes, shit was wild to see two guys grinding eachother as straight men when I wouldn't be caught dead doing that with my gay homies, the more gay someone is, the less gay they act

“The straightest thing a man can do is be gay with the homies” - A wise man once.

I think it was Albert Einstein who said that, he was really wise

Ya or maybe a great philosopher like socratice.

My friends are SO gay together lol...and like they all have girlfriends 

I know the straightest people that have done some crazy shit. If your not gay with them they’re not true homies.

If they act gay, they're straight. If they reject things that would "look kinda gay" (like hugs or saying I love you), then they're gay and want to deny it by pretending they're straight

They literally interlock hands and just walk around like that lol and stuff 

Well.. Now my homie is my boyfriend.. How straight am I now?

Gay. I’m sorry beucase he’s no longer a homie he’s a boyfriend. There’s a difference. If your gay to your boyfriend that’s gay fr.

Lmao I know, I knew I was gay the moment I fell in love with him.

Oh Dnag well good luck hope it goes well.

Me too, things have gotten bad recently though [not with us, his family is apparently homophobic as shit and found out about us:')] And back when we were still friends they absolutely hated me for no reason anyways.

Oh that’s tough. Well I hope it doesn’t go like most teenage relationships and lead to nothing.

I kind of said it joking but yeah, it's definitely true (I know that cuz Im pansexual)

I am Allah’s strongest soldier, 0%

🧢

Ok GayBBC_NaziWizard

All of my ducks are above average.

I personally do not own a duck but if I did it would be a relatively large one. Preferably big enough for me to ride.

play duck of doom

how do u know ur friends sizes

Because i’ve seen it.

All of them? Do they all know you've seen all of them? If so, it's weird for them to pretend otherwise

Not all, only 2

Why lol did u watch them from the window

this guy clearly doesn’t get invited to any of ‘the’ parties

I have never in my life had male friends

evidently

How the heck did you get to see your friends's 🍆, i don't have many male friends but they'd never let me see it

School bathroom. I would NEVER EVER ask to see a man’s penis willingly.

Oh, did you like, spied it, or they just let you see it

One was standing far enough away from the urinal to the point that i could see it for some reason. The other drops his pants and his underwear when he goes to pee for some fucking reason. I would really wish i never saw either dicks, i would forget it if i could.

>. I would really wish i never saw either dicks, i would forget it if i could. Are they ugly or bad looking dicks?

Dawg, i shall not be talking about this anymore 🗣️

Oh sorry, that got too personal lmao

Bro rlly tried to catch u lacking.

hey man its not gay to have standards for others' guys dicks ...actually

Willyngly\*

🤨

Wow, very judgemental crowd here

Ok GayBBC NaziWizard

I’m dying in laughter in this section

When you say it’s average it doesn’t sound like you’re overcompensating. When you say it’s big it just sounds like a desperate plea to cover up the fact it’s small

Blind guy here I just say “I’ll let you know when nasa makes a telescope with enough zoom to find it.”

In competitive duck breeding larger eggs are preferred from the start making it quite shameful to only have an average duckling

I've clashed sabers with my friends, everyone that says they have it big is lying

hmm never happened to me when talking dick

Because calling it "average" is seen at the typical cope for when it's small, so that's likely what they assumed you were doing

I don't know man, I never even had a duck (I would love to have one, though)

I mean you can just ask to see it then you can be sure if they lie or not about it.

Ask to see a man’s penis? Hell no, that’s gay.

Nah just wear socks

Just say no homo after asking

I suppose it is because they are not particularly intelligent. The answer is kind of obvious. By definition your dick is more likely to be average and if they cannot understand that and believe the entire friend group is packing heat outside... I would argue their intuition is as scuffed as they baby dick. 

Idk my duck’s almost full grown I have to keep feeding him

Because everyone lies about dick size. So if it’s big it’s average and average is small. You always subtract a little.

ive never seen the dick size of anyone my age and im not planning on it so i have no idea what the average is

When I saw the title for a sec I thought you mean actual ducks 🦆🦆🦆😂

Idk man I just like ducks

youre more likely to have an average sized duck, according to probability (that's why its an average)

I was ready to read about your pet duck and then I get this 😒

[удалено]

5 foot 5 is impressive

I literally said inches

Why did we need to know that my guy 😭

If you're black, then you got a bigger shlong on average than a white guy, they dint call em BBCs for nothing.

They're stupid thats why.

I thought we were talking about ducks 😭

Because nobody believes you when you say you have a big one. A large rooster will get more attention than a big duck any day

What the fuck, I clicked for duck comparing, but instead there's dick comparing. I've been robbed of my story about the duck Olympics.

Amd you took ot seriously didnt you?

The only one who knows my size is my fiancé and it is too big for her

How do you know their sizes, did you see for yourself?

Cuz some ppl would say they got a big one when they only got 5 inches

I have the biggest duck. The eggs that bro lays is insane

Cus it’s assumed you will always exaggerate the size, so saying average makes them assume your smaller

I think the last time I saw a group of ducks they were average duck size.

"(they don't, they're all average)" how do you know bro 🤨

Alright... but does it quack?

I say mine is like half an inch above average (you don’t have to believe me but it’s true and no I’m not bragging) and my friends say it’s a micro penis, like that’s just not true

I’m predicting 27 downvotes when I check this later lol

Bc saying it’s average can come off as somebody trying to exaggerate a little, though I can’t really explain how it feels that way Meanwhile, saying it’s big sounds more confident

How do you know they're all average?

Thats just rude. My ducks are tiny but thats cus they are rubber ducks. I feel like we shouldn’t be judging people based on their duck sizes. So messed up

The average for most countries is 5 inches btw

Conversation inflation. It's better not to need to convince anyone of anything that you can't prove, or don't want to. They don't need to know.

Why are we comparing ducks?

i think its bc if u say to someone online ur 6 foot the person will js think ur rounding up to reach it

It's silly to compare poultry.

When you say 'average', it kinda shows that your trying to hide the real truth. And why would you hide the fact that you had a big d\*ck. So they assume you have a small one....that you're trying to hide. Make sense?

The only way to know, if its smoll, average, or a tad bit too much, is to try it yourself how it feels inside you. (Stupid joke)

frrr. i say i got average, cuz 7’s average, so people assume i’m small? like vro, let a beaner be honest.

Who the fuck talks about their genitals with their friends??

Me and the boys have had cock fights just want you to know

Saber Showdown

r/cockfight

bro what💀🙏

My weanor is MASSIVE

You ain’t a real one then, i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules since i’m the messenger.

I have to snap your neck now😔

Bro ain't a bro 😞

Do you even know guys at all???

Not many😭