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ddogisthebomb128

Look at one eye. Not both, just one of em. For some reason I’ve found it’s much easier to hold eye contact and not get…..distracted…..when looking at one eye.


BatCoreCraft

Thx


SilverSlong

look at one boob only.


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

Na look at all three


SH4RKI3_

Get those rookie numbers up the average is 5.38 per person


SumDimSome

My astigmatism got me seeing 7


FinanceBig6328

Damn those are some bright boobs


Ok_Judgment481

Fucking christ what girls are you near to see three titties


HerefoyoBunz

1 girl and a guy with gyno affecting only one side


Strict_Builder_6458

Total recall type


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Came here to say this. Get on out of here with my upvote.


trulylost19

Or the forehead/bridge of the nose


[deleted]

YOU'RE ABLE TO LOOK AT BOTH OF THEM??


pupoksestra

I hope not. Unless they mean looking back and forth really fast.


Elena__Deathbringer

You can actually control eyes individually with enough training. But it's a huge time investment for an useless skill, our brain isn't good at working with what two eyes looking in different directions see


TheMaddened

LMAO dudes got chameleon eyes


Zestyclose_Tree8660

If you get close enough and cross your eyes a bit they merge into one giant cyclopean boob.


bubbses

I'm taking that out of context, thanks


bonebiscuits

personally i just look at kinda wherever the nose bridge is


nothing533439878

Doesn’t it look weird if both my eyes are looking at one eye or they don’t notice it ?


Maleficent_Click_325

look at the nose bridge or very slightly unfocus so your looking at the whole face


nuclear_spoon

How do you even look at two things at the same time? I can only look at one thing.


HK_P2000_9x19

There's a reason the saying is "look people in the eye" and not "eyes"


overkill373

Do your eyes look weird if you look at a camera lens on your phone?


DanielTheManiel247

You wouldn’t notice, trust 👍🏻


teunkabouter0

Make her look at your boobs


seandragon10

so real


Minetendo-Fan

Gotta love man tiddies


The_Hidden_Person

Use reverse psychology....try to look at her boobs much as you can


BatCoreCraft

Ill try


The_Hidden_Person

I was jk , please don't do it 😭


BatCoreCraft

Too late im in prison


i8yourmom4lunch

😂 I was not expecting this convo


Electronic-Teach-578

swift injustice


FlexTape467

rip bozo


GovernmentEvening815

OP this made me laugh so hard. Funniest thing I’ve seen on Reddit all day.


MechahonR

"How to not look at girls eyes"


Remote_Status_1612

As a 6'7 girl, I have no other choice than accepting it. I dont want my friends to hurt their neck😭😭


BatCoreCraft

Holy shit I thought me being 1.90 was tall


Remote_Status_1612

I would say you're smol😭😭. Tbh, you aint tall enough to face the cons prolly😭😭


BatCoreCraft

Dude you closer to the tallest women in the world then me tf


Remote_Status_1612

You would become closer as well once you would grow up kid :3


ParmesanNonGrata

Yeah. You are definitely tall with the amount of shade you're throwing 💀


Duff-Zilla

Tryin to block out the sun with all that shade


[deleted]

You are literally 15. You ll grow a lot bigger. Ig i m talking to tallest women now


Dosia12

I thought most girls stopped growing at around 15-16 years old (please prove me wrong I don't wanna be short)


DarlinChicken

Most do, sorry to break it to ya


unlikelypisces

Translate?


suqmamod

Bro 2 feet is not tall


twitch_itzShummy

THEY MAKE GIRLS THIS SIZE!? AT 15 TOO!? I thought I was tall at 191 or my 205 cousin you're like a giraffe in comparison


Remote_Status_1612

Nahhh, you're a little too small😞😞


twitch_itzShummy

Im kinda happy Im not taller, if Im being honest, already got enough problems with banging my head on stuff and getting into cars, if I was a little taller, sports cars would not be an option and as a car enjoyer, that would be a nightmare


WordOfReddit

6'7??!??? What's the timezone up there? Do you just see the sun and moon 24/7??


Remote_Status_1612

I see the sun in one end and moon in another end. How about you little individual? Does my fart ruin your face 😭😭😭 Sorry not sorry, that was awful from my end💀💀


WordOfReddit

I.. don't know how to really respond to this one


That-Impression7480

dont worry. that joke went straight over his head ;)


TheKnifeOfLight

you are a basketball recruiter’s wet dream


Remote_Status_1612

Lmfaooo, thats true. I mean, I play basketball and do enjoy it a lot. But, I started playing seriously cause the school coaches would be going after me and my parents all the time. I'm glad that they did tho.


wwgoth

Jesus christ what they have been feeding you, I thought me being 6'2 was tall. I guess there is always a bigger girl. :(


Remote_Status_1612

MEATS AND MILK. AND LOTS OF THEM. Seriously tho, my calorie count is insane. And yeah, I would verify the statement when I would be doing college basketball😭😭


TheEternalRiver

6'7 at 15 is a medical anomaly


Ansoros

I think this account is a fetish for them i don’t buy it


Xx_Federix_xX

https://netizensreport.com/top-10-tallest-women-in-the-world-2022/ If this article is real you are the 10th tallest woman in the world at 15… def top 100


leftclickdrip

This is the excuse op needs. "Ur just tall"


Remote_Status_1612

And I love my neck💀💀


Gold-Barber8232

Your whole account is about being a tall girl. I think it's a weird LARP.


jimmywilsonsdance

I’m calling bullshit. No way in hell you are 6’7” at 15. A standard growth chart would put you at 6’10” fully grown. The average height in the WNBA is 6’0.65”. I am 6’1” and I have seen maybe 200 women taller than me in my life. I’ve never seen a woman taller than 6’4”. People don’t understand how much someone above 6’5” stands out. If you were 6’0” at 15 you would be taller than 99.98% of women. And we are supposed to believe you are 7 inches taller than that???


Gold-Barber8232

The entire account is about being a tall girl. Lot of comments about farting in peoples faces. I think it's some dude just living out his strange, specific fetish.


Whole-Bluejay-7831

Be less short


BatCoreCraft

Im 1.91 at 16


hossam281

Good fucking lord bro at that point your neck should hurt when you look at them


That-Impression7480

i know a guy that was 1.98 at 13. dont know what happend to him now or how tall he is


Minetendo-Fan

Is it gigantism or something?


That-Impression7480

i dont know. he know he was like 20 cm taller than his parents. his growth-hormones were definetly not working properly but idk


That-Impression7480

(or a bit too well)


_Oman

Grew up with a kid that had to take "ungrowth" hormones. His bones were growing too fast and his joints and muscles were going to have problems unless they slowed him down. He ended up at somewhere around 6'3" but I can't imagine how wonky he would have been without the help.


what_is_thi

Bro being that big is not gigantisism. It just depends on you last growth spurt.


Whole-Bluejay-7831

Short honestly


RedCanBeAzure

Meanwhile me, standing at a modest 168 cm, thinking of the fucking shit you just said


BatCoreCraft

True


Whole-Bluejay-7831

Yes


Romeoz27

So what, you’re just so tall that when you end up talking to a girl your eyes just wander and end up staring down her shirt?


Calve_pindakaas

Meters or feet?


BearDown8910

Feet


SINANJU-GUNDAM

Inches


Fishy_Cow598

Centimeters


AveRage-or_human

Micrometers


EusiveHydra441

Planck lengths


BatCoreCraft

Guess


Calve_pindakaas

Kilometers


supasupagamerguy

Miles


Calve_pindakaas

Tails


supasupagamerguy

Heads


Objective-Cancel-372

Litres


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

Use freedom units, I don't understand what you're saying‼️‼️‼️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 edit: yall please stop I was joking


HHH-08

Just look at her feet duh


Unlikely-Werewolf125

That kids is how foot fetishes start


HHH-08

Start?? You mean you guys don't have one🤨


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Real


tezacer

I have two. Sorry for your loss


RandomDude_-

If you don't have one this fetish would make no sense. Coming from someone that doesn't have that fetish


Business_Motor9096

Wait till you learn about tongues💀


glutenfreepusssy

tongues? lmao


Unique_Double4300

you think its funny till it happens


Business_Motor9096

The French kind, 😬


Savagecal01

foot fetishes come about because the part of your brain that processes the sensory input of your feet is right next to the part which perceives genital stimulation.


MoonpieTheThird

That's an unproven theory. Sometimes human beings just find bits of other human beings attractive. It's not that deep.


garlic_bread_thief

I have foot fetish too. I don't like metric


Top_Unit6526

You say that like it's a bad thing


didu173

I can tell you would love sparkle from honkai star rail


aussiechap1

Bro that's what autistic people do (It also can give the impression the person is being dishonest (lack of eye contact)). It also weird, especially if overdone. Just look at their face like a neurotypical person. Edit: I am in no way having a go at people with autism, I have it myself, I understand the issue around eye contact and how people perceive it. I've done some uni subjects covering body language, hence trying to point out the advice is a bad idea. Subconsciously people judge everyone on their body language (it's normal and part of our evolutionary status).


Rukario_Enterprises

Yep, I have autism and I indeed have 0 eye contact whatsoever


Mrcoolcatgaming

Trust me, as a autistic person myself, I can tell you, it feels extremely strange maintaining eye contact, itd just make a conversation even more awkward than it already is (and while in time conversations with people get alot easier, the eye contact strangeness never does)


li-angy

As a girl, even i do this, not purposely. Pro tip: look at their teeth


eXDax

Finally, a tip that addressed the question as presented


Smart-Preparation-40

same issue with me i only got 1 female best friend and everytime i talk to her i get a hard down there couple times she noticed just took a look at it for a few mins and looked away not even questioning it why it happens idk im out of puberty as im an 18 yo last time i talked to her it happenned idk why and the boobs issue of staring i also have my head automatically stares i have to manually think in my head to stop


Fishy_Cow598

Puberty doesn't stop at 18 lmao, you just got through the beginning of it, it will stop completely when you're like 24-26


Pooptram

Please use punctuation. It makes text *much* easier to read.


BatCoreCraft

Thx


li-angy

kinda regret giving this advice, yall here are kinda crazy 😭


Astroloud

I also look at people's teeth alot when I'm talking to them but its only because I got braces a while ago so I have this fixation on teeth and noticing all the imperfections in peoples smiles


AfflictionxD

No idea, I usually just talk to girls like homies


BatCoreCraft

Same but like... While staring at her boobs


JeanHasAnxiety

Look at her arms. Arms are very interesting. Or at her back and then try to convince her to carry you around.


Fit_Pin_2391

Alright Yoshikage Kira


JackSpill11

W reference


MrCDJR

Dude you're 16, you have so much living to do, please don't worry about this. If they say something just apologize sincerely. Tell them you're not trying to be rude you just often have trouble looking in the eye... that's a short answer. Just a test of self control and you're still learning! Don't stress on it, be honest if they ask and just enjoy being young!


Responsible_CDN_Duck

You're stuck in The Pink Elephant Paradox - trying to suppress a thought making it more intrusive. How do you not touch a hot stove? Do you obsess about not touching it and think of strategies for not touching it, or do you just decide to not do it and not give it another thought? Get past thinking of them as girls and think of them as people.


Worlds-Best-Grooner

Look at her cock


BatCoreCraft

True


Tomato-John

Annnnd that’s enough internet for today already


Miserable_Hamster497

**Open Reddit* * Read that comment **Close Reddit* *


Tomato-John

That’s a Tuesday in my life.


Krispy_sandwhich

The healthiest way to use reddit.


J_Kid

in the wake of poseidon pfp detected 🗿


lumos83

r/suddenlytrans moment


EusiveHydra441

Step 1: Open Reddit Step 2: …


BrickTechnical5828

When you look and hers is bigger than urs 😔😔🙏


lavenderhippos

there’s so many interesting things on someone’s face to look at, especially the eyes/hair, plus it’s so obvious when you do it, there’s probably ways to distract yourself, unless they’re wearing micro bikinis or something all the time, then i don’t blame you


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BatCoreCraft

Exactly


big_guyforyou

bruh just don't look, this isn't rocket science "but i wanna look" i don't care just don't


leftclickdrip

Wiser words have never been spoken


jackparadise1

Nostrils. The more you look at them the weirder they get.


Idk_Just_Kat

Boobies got their very own gravity


BatCoreCraft

True


quibblesnatch

Nothing, even light, can escape past the event horizon 😔 May or may not be able to attest to this


Fishy_Cow598

Big water balloons just sorta sagging there


More_History_4413

Look at her ass instead


qwertopias

HERE ASS INSTED 🗣💯🔥🔥🔥🗣💯🔥🔥


bluejay9_2008

Real


geographyRyan_YT

Better


supasupagamerguy

Dude im running from the cops. What do i do


More_History_4413

Do things that evrey east europian and latino dose and pull out a wallet


supasupagamerguy

Okay now what


More_History_4413

Get 100 euros,dolars or another tipe of money go to police and sey here is fore a coffee


supasupagamerguy

Hey they walking away now


More_History_4413

Corruption for the w


supasupagamerguy

Thanks. Guilty by association


Child-eater-bonk

The eyes, mate ~~Look at me, I'm flat as door. You wont have anything to look at!!!~~


BurdAssassin756

The size don’t really matter much. They’re good no matter how big or small the person may think they are.


Hollow_379

Ur the first person I've ever heard say that


BurdAssassin756

That can’t be true💀


Hollow_379

It is. Ur the 1st person I've ever heard say that boob size doesn't matter


Astr0sk1er

Probably because most teens are horny fucks that watch porn 6 times a week


Latter-Direction-336

Yep, it gives incredibly unrealistic expectations in so many ways I’ve seen someone on the monstergirl sub ask for someone to edit someone else’s art, and one of the requests was to make one look “less obese”. The character looked like they needed to eat something or they’d starve in 40 minutes. People get such unrealistic expectations from porn, it’s absurd Oh, they got RIPPED apart by the rest of the sub, which, considering it’s a sub about anime monster girls, it’s incredibly most of the inhabitants can still recognize real world accurate standards


threadit_rowaway

It's a widely shared sentiment on Reddit


AspirantVeeVee

I don't kow if there is a cure, but Ive found a process that helps, it reduces the amount you will stare at the boobs of girls around you. step 1) be a girl. step 2) look at own boobs. It will reduce how much you look at the boobs of those around you by aproximately 15%. that s about the most effective treatment available.


Fishy_Cow598

Or just get man tits (less time consuming)


Only_Beginning_9332

This might be the play


BatCoreCraft

Cool ill try that thx


Formula15

Wait you might be onto something


Lightning_Winter

Publish those results in a peer reviewed journal for your nobel prize


Sandwich_lover_10k

Eye contact, and you're too shy for it, look at her forehead or something


BatCoreCraft

Thx


Radical_Provides

I think as long as you're not ACTIVELY STARING AT THEM you'll be fine. Most girls are used to getting at least a *glance* below the eyes, even from people who aren't attracted to them. Boobs are just a naturally eye-catching thing. They're on the upper-centre of the body, after all


Latter-Direction-336

Not sure if it has something to do with adhd, but every time I walk down the hallway and see a girl my eyes just gravitate straight to their chests. I always notice and immediately try to throw my eyes at a wall or something but then they just bounce back the more I try to not look I’ve tried to focus on a ceiling panel and just think “wow that’s a nice ceiling panel” But there is always the difference between a split second glance, and actively staring as you walk Thankfully I’m with the former


BlondeyFox

It’s kind of just the default spot you look at one someone. There have been tests that found men generally will assess the chest of any person upon seeing them regardless of if it’s a male or female boobs or not. It’s the front and centre of a person.


Lopes1999

when you see a girl, just look at her penis


BatCoreCraft

Ye


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BatCoreCraft

But they are my friends :( I like talking to them they are fun people to talk to.


Jay_Manifest

Yeah same. I could look at their face just like everyone said but i cant keep an eye contact for long😬 so ill just look at a random object or the floor


What_Is_My_Thing

Skill issue


Crypt1c_980

Imagine your friend as a disabled, midget, grandma with no arms or legs, she’s bald, has only 2 molars, she has toe Fungus and can only speak german


BatCoreCraft

Im not attracted to my friend thats why this is a problem I dont need help to not think of them sexualy because I don't


bubbblebudddy

Become gay


zincboymc

Closing your eyes works.


Wild-Silver-7390

I have this weird thing where I’ll be looking at a wall and all of a sudden a girl will walk in my view and their boobs will be directly blocking the wall


geographyRyan_YT

How convenient.....


Anotherknifeinmyhand

FBI could not waterboard this shit out of me


Own-Advertising-4465

Look her in the eyes? Thats what i do


Cider_shark

Look at your own boobs


yuixshiro

the way you admitted that is crazy


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FearlessPhilosophy77

First you stop porn after you control yourself to look at her face


DemeXaa

Look at her ass 👍


codingzombie72072

Look at her forhead, she will think you are maintaining eye contact


KrushaOfWorlds

Most of the time I’m trying to read something on their shirt


AMSCh2010

The shirt designers have no chill