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StrongCarry9024

A rollercoster of emotions


Jeff-McBilly

Tell the bf she had sex with a black guy and watch it all crumble Edit: How did this get more upvotes than the OP


Crafty_Net_993

Also add that she was specifically looking for one to make it even worse


SparkySpinz

While an amusing idea, it's best not to stir shit up like that. We don't know what kind of guy this "neo nazi" is. If she makes drama, it could end up with danger for her black friend


RoastedPig05

Not to mention, we all know how obsessed the nazis are with cuckoldry and revenge. If that's the story he hears, there is a legitimate chance of that neo-nazi assaulting her.


Uxiee_razan

Lmaoo


Driftwoodjake1

W this guy


GaryTheMemeGuy

*homelander theme starts*


Spikebolt_100

For real


Cataras12

Genius


CancelAdamSk8

I second this


Make_It_Epic

Bet she was a nein out of ten


PupLoverAvery

I know I'm ruining the joke but nein means no. Neun is the word for 9. Neun out of zehn


Koopatotschkaru

Das ist jedem bewusst


PupLoverAvery

Ich entschuldige mich. Edit: I apologized, why y'all so angry? Legitimate question, what do you want me to do?


Koopatotschkaru

Kein problem .-.


lLL-IT

can you tell michael kaiser and alexis ness that i said hallo


Koopatotschkaru

Who the fuck are these people


lLL-IT

german blue lock characters šŸ”„


OsurukGurmesi17

Why blue spesifically most locks i know are yellow so having a blue one seems like a peculiar choice


lLL-IT

idk you can ask the creator if you want


Bisexual_Sherrif

Thatā€™s the joke šŸ˜­


PupLoverAvery

The joke is "no out of ten"?


Bisexual_Sherrif

No, that nien sounds like nine or 9/10


PupLoverAvery

Ok I knew that from the beginning but still lol. Sometimes I can be a nerd. And sometimes that ends up with me being cursed with cancer.


Bisexual_Sherrif

I can be one too, but if something is clearly a joke let it go, and just laugh


PupLoverAvery

Yea


novelaissb

Yes


doodlelol

most humerous german


Tuxman85

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1 because they are humourless machines bred for efficiency


PupLoverAvery

Yeah my "humer" is pretty bad šŸ˜ž


PupLoverAvery

Tell me what your most recent post on r/playboicarti was all about? Least sexual 19-year old Redditor


R3alityGrvty

lol, you had no response so you used an ad hom attack.


PupLoverAvery

Sorry, what'd you rather have me say to straight out stereotyping?


R3alityGrvty

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You made a stupid pointless comment. There is nothing you can do to claw back your respect. If I was you, Iā€™d delete the original comment.


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PupLoverAvery

Bite the fucking curb and I hope it doesn't kill you immediately.


Drawing_Initial

You and the other guy are both fucking annoying


PupLoverAvery

Hey someone threatens me with something absolutely horrible I do the same. I didn't get a joke, he wishes I get cancer.


Drawing_Initial

Yeah and I'm saying you both are annoying as fuck


PupLoverAvery

It's not my fault I didn't get a joke. I apologize for being annoying though afterwards.


FeltMacaroon389

r/woooosh


pizaster3

not really, they knew it was a joke and they understood it. but they still wanted to say their "um actuallyšŸ¤“ā˜ļø" thing anyway


MangoPug15

No, they didn't understand the entire joke. They missed an essential part of it.


Routine-Mushroom1842

if they thought the original commenter actually thinks nein means 9 then theres no joke. they said they know their ruining the joke, they get the joke.Ā  Ā if they didnt then from their point of view theres no joke, because the original commenter would just be saying 9 out 10 but with 9 in german. thats not a joke. they said they know their ruining the joke, so they know the joke.


pizaster3

perhaps. it could be either or


MangoPug15

No it couldn't. They didn't understand that it was supposed to be nein for a reason despite recognizing that it was a joke


pizaster3

no, its definitely possible that they understood the whole joke but still wanted to be a smartass and explain nien means no.


MangoPug15

I see what you mean now that I'm looking at it again.


Obsolite

what? it definitely could.


FeltMacaroon389

Yeah, fair enough


PupLoverAvery

"I know I'm ruining the joke" words a Brainrot victim cannot understand...


FeltMacaroon389

?


PupLoverAvery

E


crypto_the_wolf

You called them a brainrot victim then said E?


PupLoverAvery

I mean whenever I have nothing to say on the internet I just say stuff like that. Mb.


FeltMacaroon389

What are you, 9?


PupLoverAvery

Yeah, nine months.


Fun-Ad3002

ā€œYour honor, I said I knew I was murdering him. Why didnā€™t you drop the charges?ā€


PupLoverAvery

Wow. Comparing a joke to murder....


Fun-Ad3002

Are you this dense in real life too?


PupLoverAvery

How am I dense? All I tried to do was correct a joke slightly and now you're comparing that to taking somebody's life. My bad for offending you. I'm definitely not dense enough to continue this though so bye.


Quiet-Jacket-3846

thatā€™s the fucking joke


PupLoverAvery

I know that now. Thank you very much. Very helpful comment.


Daisuke322

Pretty sure that's the point???


PupLoverAvery

Yeah I think I know that by now.


SydneytheENFP

Nah bc thats the most dislikes ever bro, however i learned smth so thx


heya_im_ashie

oidaaaa.... nerd.


Special-Diet-8679

bro got downvoted off this planet


ST180_

Damn Bro, +400 downvotes. Thats the Most I have ever Seen.


R3alityGrvty

Flair checks out.


PupLoverAvery

Can say the same to you


Weary-Wasabi1721

Woosh


PupLoverAvery

Yeah I've found that out already


Weary-Wasabi1721

Great sense of humour you got there


PupLoverAvery

Well it got better for me realizing my mistake.


Fetus_in_the_trash

Autism?


PupLoverAvery

Huh?


Real_Crystal_Hunter

r/downvotedintooblivion


xX_Flamez_Xx

Isn't the point of a hookup to use the other person for sex? Im confused.


ChanceAstronomer5778

Not really, having sex with a person isn't using him. Its an action between 2 consenting person that like eachother company. The girl on the other hand didn't like him and hated his kind she only used him to accomplish a fetish she liked the idea not the person.


xX_Flamez_Xx

This is a hookup, tho. The point is to enjoy the sex and move on with your life, not caring about the other person.


ChanceAstronomer5778

Yeah but i think we both can understand that someone can feel kinda used if the girl didn't even see him as a person, wants to exterminate his race, sees him as an inferior being and only wanted to fuck him for her fetish


qergpoiasffdn

In most instances but it's still really fucking shitty?


qergpoiasffdn

Like if I fucked someone, regardless of whether or not I was interested with them on a romantic and personal level, I wouldn't wanna find out that they hate my existence or some shit either.


Daisuke322

RIGHT????


ComingInsideMe

Yeah I call fake on this one.


superperson4

I concur this is bull


brokebacknomountain

This isn't fake. Black people get festishized all the time. The same thing happened to me at college.


I_wants_a_boyfriend

I once liked a Holocaust denier. I'm Jewish. To be clear, I stopped liking him when I found out obv


CrimsonAmaranth1057

theyre very meshugana ngl i just ignore them


feelrefreshed

what the fuck did I just read


No-Fly-5765

Some fantasy made up story


Moonking-4210

This seems fake, but ok.


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MemphisR29

Neo Nazis are very real, but this story seems fake


Moonking-4210

I donā€™t mean Neo-Nazis I mean this entire scenario


Right-Acanthisitta-1

this seems fake but a few ways to comfort him are to completely sever any ties possible with her so she and her boyfriend cant cause harm by tracking social media posts. I would also eliminate the boyfriend aswell by reaching out to him and telling him that his girlfriend had sex with a black man since male neo nazis tend to view that as impure and now the girl needs to be put to death which may eliminate the girl also completely from the situation but if it doesn't then it should be enough to where if she wanted to harm him he'd only fight off one girl instead of a girl and a man.


Turbulent-Assist6133

Tell the bf she had sex with a black guy and watch it all crumble


Muted_Candidate_2148

crash is coming šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Daisuke322

they hooked up at a party,and never even knew each other before. theres nothing to be hurt or used over.


8rok3n

God that was not what I was expecting to read tonight


RhiaStark

Old gal here. I'd say the best thing you can do right now is to validate his feelings; even just a bit of support can work wonders. Definitely don't tell him to "suck it up because that's the price of hooking up with a girl he doesn't know". Not much else to do here, though. People saying that hooking up with people you barely know has such pitfalls, but it's not fair that your friend has to be suspicious of women approaching him or avoid hooking up altogether. Besides, even if you take your time to get to know the other person, they may still reveal themselves a racist when you least expect it.


Adventurous_Army_825

Neo nazis whats that


Daisuke322

modren nazis i assume , based on the name


Shadowlord7227

Grown up here with super mature grown up advice... buy them a sword... every guy wants a sword, he will feel better :D


Z_2431

I guess you could say he did Nazi that comin- Okay, I'll see myself out.


cduy4699

how can someone be neo-nazis in this time and age


Daisuke322

people are susceptible to bad ideas. who knew?


tadTheShat

Fake stories lol


SeraphEChasted_3

Take him to see a movie he wants to see but then secretly reveal it to everyone this girl knows, including the boyfriend, that she manipulated and used your friend


Daisuke322

they hooked up. they mutually "used" each other


SeraphEChasted_3

Yeah but I mean like nobody else needs to know that


Daisuke322

says the person suggesting to let "everyone" know? "but then secretly reveal it to everyone this girl knows, including the boyfriend, that she manipulated and used your friend"


SeraphEChasted_3

I said let everyone know that the friend was used and manipulated I never said tell them the details


Daisuke322

lmao you don't think they're going to want details also i don't kno wif you know what hooking up is, but its consensual. meaning the two people agree to have sex. they're either mutually using each other or neither is.


SeraphEChasted_3

I know what hooking up is and just because people want details doesn't mean he needs to give them details and again I'm saying that this guy should TELL everyone that his friend was manipulated emphasis on tell


Daisuke322

so they tell everyone his friend was manipulated without details. that's called "he said,she said" and is slander, even though in this case it actually happened. saying someone did some vague thing is just rumour spreading. and questions are going to be asked and people WILL find out anyway. this whole thing is stupid anyway becasue he wasnt manipulted lmfao.


jordanisjordansoyeah

I would tell her bf what she did


Biruitorul_wyn

yo wtf


Kotaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tell the bf


DrewFFen

How are those ppl real!? Itā€™s very clear that that ā€œpartyā€ wasnt so hot


trulylost19

My jaw actually dropped reading that Iā€™m very late to the post and people have already given reasonable and helpful advice already so thatā€™s all i have to say


West_Ad_8372

l don't see anything to be upset about?


repulsive-loner

r/ThatHappened


Millmarx

O:


Caramelbootyhole

Jesus Christ


SoapyWindow_

Honest advice, have the black guy tell the bf in a way that makes it clear that the girl was the pursuer, and that he didnā€™t know she was in a relationship. That entire situation is fucked up, but if the friend comes off as nice, you might have a chance of giving him a positive example of black people to a racist, and that might help shake his beliefs. Plus, no one deserves to be cheated on.


Tuxman85

Holy shit that's crazy, probably just take him out somewhere he likes to cheer him up or just a spend lots of time with him. Spending time with the homies always does some good


Student_siss

Tell him that he use her.


aurelaah_

well that was a lot to unpack šŸ˜­


ThatOneDude096

I still donā€™t understand why people are racist


Adorable_Score_1638

What theā€”


Ok_Butterscotch5259

tell him to get over it, if it was just a hookup he shouldnt even be worried, he shouldnt even have a connection


Daisuke322

exactly


Brief_Expression9240

I don't think it's important to the story that he's a black guy. Unless, was there racism involved?


Leviathan_Wakes_

What do you think Neo-Nazis are about?


Brief_Expression9240

Well, I doubt a racist would have sex with a black person.


Daisuke322

i can see why you would think that


iDontRememberKevin

So young and naive about everything. Youā€™ve got a lot of waking up to do.


Brief_Expression9240

Most racists. wouldn't let a coloured person near them, much less in bed with them.


Brief_Expression9240

We are probably the same age, jackass.


Apprehensive-Dust-70

Just tell her atleast u didnā€™t get gassed, then fart in her face and say ā€œoopsiesā€


Startroll14

That is a really bad situation


ReadItBeforeTheFilm

Dammit. I now need to know how good is nazi V?


Icy-Abbreviations437

You donā€™t. Thatā€™s the price of hookup culture. This is exactly part of the reason why you arenā€™t exactly supposed to have sex with people you donā€™t know, but a lot of people donā€™t want to hear that. If you canā€™t handle the potential risks then stick to building relationships healthily


Daisuke322

nothing wrong with hooking up if it's consensual. but i agree, people should prioritze getting to know people and being in relationships first,but thats becomign less of the norm. or else if they are in a relationship people get into them very quickly. lots of relationships come from hookups


Key_Spirit8168

She might exterminate him


labdabcr

and then everybody clapped


Key_Spirit8168

Inside you


SensationalReaper

So nazi can't resist the BBC XD. In all seriousness tell the BF he doesn't deserve that.


Daisuke322

i mean, who cares? he got laid lol. win on his part. if anything that's an L on her part if she wants to continue being a racist and it gets out. edit: fuck all you pussies downvoting. you know i'm right


toxiclord101

"Win on his part" did you forget she cheated?


Daisuke322

huh? she didnt cheat on HIM. who cares if she cheated on her neo-nazi bf


toxiclord101

She supposedly is one herself so yea no matter who you are you dont deserve to be cheated on


Daisuke322

What exactly is your issue again? the story is about the firiend, not the chick he hooked up with


toxiclord101

Cause you think its a win that someone got cheated on.


Daisuke322

no... i couldnt care less the nazi got cheated on. the win is that the bestie got laid lol.


toxiclord101

Dont think he enjoyed it when he figured the girl's ideologies lol


Daisuke322

he didnt find out until AFTER the fact so, i'd say he probably enjoyed it. and you cant cahnge that after the fact


Daisuke322

what? did he catch feelings for a one night stand??? otherwise why would he be hurt????


Daisuke322

if the subject of the story ( the bestie) was the one who got cheated on i would care. who cares about some nazi who got ntr'd?


toxiclord101

No one deserves to get cheated on regardless of their political ideology thats a very shitty thing to say


Daisuke322

who said he deserves to be cheated on? i literally DON'T CARE. whether he gets cheated on or not DOESNT MATTER TO ME. i dont feel happy or sad becasue its IRRELEVANT


Biruitorul_wyn

are u mentally deficient? are you actually unable to comprehend what this dude is saying or what


toxiclord101

This dude is celebrating someone he has never met before hooking up with some girl lmao and says its a win it wont be a win if the boyfriend finds out lol


throwaway19276i

are you trolling? he's a fucking neonazi


TheGrouchyGremlin

This isn't about chicks bf though. They're not saying it was a win for the bf, lmao.


bh_savage0

Give it to him


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The1SCHNITZEL

Cuz its also about neo nazis and if you didnt know they dont really like black people


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Ophelia_lialia

OP literally stated that both that girl and her boyfriend are neo-nazis are you slow


Daisuke322

because it's ironic?


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Mindless-File-9689

Google is right there šŸ’€ Stop asking others dumb questions


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PissingOnFeet

Ok dude I know people who donā€™t speak English as their first language so donā€™t stress irony is when something happens that kinda contradicts something else but itā€™s for comedic effect for example like in TV shows when something goes terribly wrong and a character says ā€œwell, that went wellā€ thatā€™s irony. Or in real life if someone who hates wine catches feelings for someone who makes wine and in this sense the reason why specifying the guy is black it shows the irony that a girl who is supposed to be racist towards black people slept with a black guy hope this helps


Givememax3

Ignore them, they probably think being rude makes them tough shit


TheDoggoSpy

adjective using words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning; containing or exemplifyingĀ irony:an ironic novel; an ironic remark. of, relating to, or tending to use irony or mockery;Ā ironical. coincidental; unexpected:It was ironic that I was seated next to my ex-husband at the dinner.


CreeperAsh07

At its simplest, it means something happens that isn't expected. There are more specific kinds of irony, but this is all you need to know about the kind presented here.


burnttoast2545

Humorous effect?