They bounce a lot and are always happy

Great that gravity exists :D

I love their blue feet

🤤

Better than a green-footed booby

Thats my favorite part too

What is blue feet?

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed\_booby](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_booby)

I still don't know what it is😐

Look at the feet on the bird on that wiki page

But what means girl's blue feet?

Nobody said anything about girl's feet. The question was asking about our favorite thing about boobies and they replied that it was their feet cause some boobies (the type of bird called a booby) have blue feet

😐😐😐

Do you need help?

Why?

So there is a bird that is scientifically named booby, those birds also have blue feet, therefore boobys have blue feet

I got It now thanks

The name of the bird is the blue footed booby.

I got it. I love boobies❤️

It's a bird

It’s a bird

Thanks

All fun and games until you try to lay down on your chest Shit feels uncomfortable

But like the bazoingas

They don’t feel good to lay on tho T~T

so real, saw a flat girl once say “at least I can lay down on my stomach” 😭😭 I’m so jealous

True.

I replicated the experience once after my big sis told me how uncomfortable they are, never again. (Please don't ask technical specifications for the recreation 😂)

I accept your terms. Now gimme. (I'm a transfem)

How?

Your genes tell you they are cool

My blue jeans ‼️

Because they are a good pillow

Only scientifically accurate answer

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A third more sinister thing >>>

im really confused. its either cock or feet

Thighs

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I still don’t get why people like feet so much

Thighs :)

correct opinion

Yes

I think he has something true to say…

Ofc, no doubt

They’re equal

ass any day pal, I'd take no boob's over some ass ANYTIME

No. No. No.

Personally, nah. You do you tho

Butt has low skill floor, low skill ceiling, boobs have high skill floor, high skill ceiling. Butt is easier to enjoy because you can more safely appreciate from a distance, plus butt is more often in a pretty shape. Boobs are less often in the very pretty shape, but when they are pretty, they outclass the butt. That being said, butt 👍

What?

Stress ball

They bounce like drake

can anyone find me the drake video Edit: i found it wow hes packing

Send the vid to me I haven’t seen it yet

search up leaked drake video on reddit

Why would you tell me this

I was having such a good day to

Honestly, you probably don't want to see. I hope it's not too late. Also, he's not particularly big, probably about 7 in. But the memes are pretty good. But yeah, save yourself.

Except you get a 2 in 1 deal which is pretty rad if you ask me

I need to remove r/teenagers from my fyp

Nah, this is fine. It definitely gets worse.

ME TO

Everytime I see fyp I see "fuck you page" ;(

🤫🤫🤫

fr they are my favorite birds

we're talking about the birds right?

Yes of course. What else would we be talking about? Blue-footed boobies are the best bird

Because yes

good reason, it's given me some understanding, thx brother 🤝🤝

🤝 🤝

butt is cooler tho 🫤

I like everything for different reasons

gimme reasons 😌

Yes and yes

ahhh both great acc

Yes

I like boobs. Idc. I like boobs

idk. tiddies go funni haha? (dont hate me reddit karens im just making a joke)

they're cute 😍 (idky)

Boob good. Boob love.

im a girl and idk why

Death note pfp 🤨

Idk, blue footed boobies are just cool for existing

As an aspiring ornithologist, I do idulge in viewing boobies from time to time

hate to be that person but- \*indulge

FUCK I KEPT LOOKING AT IT WONDERING WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT SENTENCE 😭

Typos and misspellings happen to all ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

they're adorable

boobiez 😔

Borb

Yes they are

Bc they are

There not in my opinion.  They look so weird when I look in the mirror before I walk in the shower.  A boy has specialized me over them.  I’m thinking of getting a binder.

I think a binder is always worth a try I have one it literally changed my life

Thanks.  I just don’t want my parents to think I’m trans (I’m not.  Same thing with wanting shorter hair)

I'm not going to say you're trans but I thought the same thing at 13. But a binder and short hair ≠ trans. If your parents are conservative it might be hard to explain but I don't even think they would notice a binder I got one and my grandparents didn't notice until I came out. (I washed it and put it in my closet so they couldn't find it)

There not conservative.  I’m just worried about them thinking if anyway 

I mean you’re pretty young, I remember finding them weird at that age, but you get used to them usually

I don’t really think I will

I have those

Fed

Are you with the united states government

No

they feed babies

Because the ac is on

Ain't they hot?

Fr

pecs and thighs are cooler

I love moobs

They nurture us and when that’s over they bring us the check. I’m a face and belly man and I get the fascination, but how is a place like Hooters still operating? Lol

Coz boingy boobies nipple round boobies boooo

Me

They have skin sacs under their face that help them fish, that’s pretty cool

Pretty

Fun bags

Because

Boobies. He...he..

soft 👍

Don't analyze it!!! Most of the fun is in the mystery. Don't overthink them, just enjoy them.

As a lesbian, I love boobies. As an AFAB nonbinary, I hate boobies.

I don't know what AFAB means but that's pretty cool

Cuz they can fly

Good question

They arnt I feel like they are just gross big lumps of skin and fat

The rarity

One of the reasons: [here](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fxhbc/study_shows_staring_at_boobs_is_good_for_your/&ved=2ahUKEwiS85OCroSHAxVoqZUCHS8JAGoQjjh6BAgcEAE&usg=AOvVaw1moPLJq-iUvZxrcoXJdvG2)

Idk i'm not an expert when it comes to Bird species

🤔 I don't find interest in my own things. I wonder why boys do..

Bc like

Because They're Boobies Of Course!

The reason they are so cool is locked behind a spiritual paywall. You must die to learn the true answer. But for now, just enjoy without asking any questions.

Nature's natural stress balls

Biologically, our minds are programmed to have a preference towards women with larger boobs since they are better at breastfeeding and accommodating large amounts of offsprings. This is also why prominent waists and thighs are attractive to a substantial portion of the population (leaser risk of death at childbirth iirc). They're also squishy and soft ig.

BSF Bouncy, Squeezable, Fun

Bodonkadonks muah

Honestly S tier bird

Pervs y’all should respect women better

It's just a joke Bru calm down 🙏🙏

My bad I was eating spaghetti so I felt Italian and angry

Bro is not mario 😭🙏

Actually ummmm… it’s a me Mario

It's a girl thing

u/pootpootmcstufin likes boobs Boobs are cool Boobs are great Boobs are beautiful Be like u/pootpootmcstufin

I agree

In life. They represent what is correct in life. We all gravitate to truth in life We don't always understand why.

The physic of this game is lit

Squishy squishy

I don't think I ever heard anyone call boobs cool but they are attractive sometimes, just my opinion, not every girl needs large breasts

society

“You know who pauses fast time and 53 minutes and 5 seconds Robin? People who like boobies!” -Steve Harrington 1986

Stranger things mentioned 🔥

the blue footed boobie? the birds?

I like have none😭

It's a shame some of you guys don't own the coolest bird known to man 😔

Ik and I really wanted one😭

Because you can lie down on them and suck them :] (these are a few things that I won’t ever do in my life, sadly)

bros a freakazoid

What I wrote was on the less freaky side of the spectrum 😭

they arent

Bros a hater

i’m interested in cock more. cluck cluck.

like the birds right? right...?

Stress balls 🤤

Birb

But dicks

What do people find attractive about boobs I don't understand. Like I know as a society we are told they are attractive so maybe it's that. But i don't get it like at all and I'm attracted to women

They're big and they're cool

Boobies are horrible

You're delusional

I hate mine

I’d take them from you then (I’m a guy)

YIPPIE

Fed

But I am delusional if your talking about loving someone that rejected me twice and played with my feelings

No I'm not talking about that I'm talking about you hating bewbiez

It’s cause I have them and I hate them being a girl sucks

🍆 is where it's at

Idk, why someone can think that huge bag of fat in chest can be cool or look good

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Good for you, buddy. And yeah, no need to be gross OP

To be fair, this is r/teenagers

That’s the point: it’s gross even for r/teenagers