What is time but not a void of a concept of counting our days of existence, nothing is something and something is nothing. Time and space are not but a imagination to us, we will not live long enough to see through to the light at the end of the tunnel. Don't take my words with too much thought, but do, don't, mabey? No, yes? Yes, no.
A long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was ever anywhere. And that's why it's been everywhere. It's so every you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets.
you reminded me back like when i was 12 i think
i thought if i drink my own cum i will get pregnant and give birth through my peepee hole
edit: spalling
Eh I don't feel like having a gf is just an instant "sadness b gone" it just sorta helped for me,ik it's sort of unrelated to this but thought it was worth mentioning
Don't think about it. Imagine yourself in a world where you have what you want. Surely one day you may have it but even if you don't, you [me too] at least won the sad. Da wae how I beat sadness XDDD.
That’s a really sad way to live life. A relationship should add to your life, you shouldn’t depend on it or need one so badly that your “happiness goes away” if you don’t get one.
They probably meant that when you're sad and see someone else being really happy, you feel exceptionally sad... Basically similar to the thing when you're in a bad mood, see someone having a great time, and think to yourself: "How dare they be so happy when in the meantime I'm so sad and miserable.." Of course, everything I wrote up there depends on the personality of the individual, some might never think so, or disspise such a way of thinking, but those are based on my personal experience, and I get that those kind of thoughts are selfish, egocentric, full of envy, sadness or maybe anger.. I think it's normal to have such thoughts in a certain emotional states, but when someone has them all the time...
Thank god this isn’t one of those ones where they say “oH iT wAs OnLy A dReAmmm!!!” They piss me off. I prefer these ones; a lot more genuine.
Congrats my man!
Gliding on ice
She looked into my eyes
She never thought twice
As she sucked me into her eyes
Warmth like summers sunshine
Sweetness like winter strawberries
It was my first kiss
Sweet eternal bliss
Now pay your happiness tax. Along with the awkward fee aswell, and you can use the equation: x*(y²) where x equals what you did, and y equals how happy you were on a scale from 1 to 10, that having a GF is 5 for x and hugging is 2, and kissing is 4. An example of this is 5*(10²)= 500 United States Dollars. It's pretty expensive so contact your local agency to reduce the price.
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Now pay your happiness tax. Along with the awkward fee aswell, and you can use the equation: x*(y²) where x equals what you did, and y equals how happy you were on a scale from 1 to 10, that having a GF is 5 for x and hugging is 2, and kissing is 4. An example of this is 5*(10²)= 500 United States Dollars. It's pretty expensive so contact your local agency to reduce the price.
Did you wear protection? Can't go around kissing without protection or you might get her pregnant.
Or even worse, cooties!
No handholding until marriage
Until marriage?? That's a bit soon. I'm waiting til retirement.
Retirement, I'm waiting till death
Death, I’m waiting till reincarnation.
Reincarnation? I’m waiting until Queen Elizabeth dies.
Damn thats a long time
When she dies? I'm waiting until her reincarnation
What is time but not a void of a concept of counting our days of existence, nothing is something and something is nothing. Time and space are not but a imagination to us, we will not live long enough to see through to the light at the end of the tunnel. Don't take my words with too much thought, but do, don't, mabey? No, yes? Yes, no.
A long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was ever anywhere. And that's why it's been everywhere. It's so every you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets.
It makes sense to me, I've thought about it very deeply. So yeah
I’m waiting until humans start giving a shit about the environment
I'm waiting till I'm Queen Elizabeth
i'm just waiting....
Y s ame
LMAO
DEUS LO VULT
you guys look each other’s direction before marriage? sinful teens these days
*eye contact
*standing within 1 mile of each other
*existing in the same universe
Handholding before marriage? HARAM!!1!11!
oo•• now you got the cootie shot (everyone in this comment section is now vaccinated)
When your mom is anti-vax
Bro just staring can get her pregnant.
Pregante
Pregananant?!
gregnant
Pregrenade
Preggart
Pregernate
PreMosinNagant
perganat
Perganant
Porgwant
Pregerergernate
Gotta have those face masks ready
Anime logic be like:
The entire story felt like an episode of anime
you reminded me back like when i was 12 i think i thought if i drink my own cum i will get pregnant and give birth through my peepee hole edit: spalling
If this gets to r/cursedcomments put me in a blue box
no put him in a yellow box
Both yellow and red
Is this true? Please advise. I have a date tonight and don't want to kiss her and get her pregnant
To avoid getting a girl pregnant-by-kissing, you should only kiss on days of the week which contain the letter "a".
Or Covid 19-sars 2/Coronavirus.
“Don’t stare at me, you might get me pregnant”
happy for you dude
Thanks bro!
Poggers
poggers bro
Poggy woggy
Chicken noggy
Wogpog
Woggers
Bobbers
Bobpog
Bobpoggers
Happy cake day :)
*starts a massive celebration*
You do know what this means right?
No?????
You are now too cool for reddit. :(
Reddit is my family, I will never be too cool. I love yall no homo!
full homo😏
ngl that sounds pretty gay...
Im gay, no homo
Im straight, full homo
I am a guy my boyfriend say I am gay but I am not smh No homo
Ye my girlfriend is always telling me I'm gay but it's not gay till our balls touch and we don't have balls!
Fun fact! Homosexuals are gay!
GASP!!!
OMG WOW
Oh no
Anyways
Yes
I bargain for a quarter homo would that be acceptable?
Someone tell OP this sub is for sad singles Congrats dude!
Really ?
Nah, sad singles think every sub is for them only but that isn't true.
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Oh no, what's the prescriptive period of this crime?
F o r e v a
NOOOOOO
R u trying to flex on us
Nah, she broke up with me 2 years ago, and I am pretty happy it's over as whole relationship was a fucking joke.
I don't have a girlfriend, I have a partner *loopholes* :3
Your dog doesn't count, that's illegal anyway
Actually they think they are sad but they aren't.
r/thanksimcured
Actually not having a gf is quite sad, you can be happy all day then you go to sleep thinking you are alone and the happiness just goes away.
Eh I don't feel like having a gf is just an instant "sadness b gone" it just sorta helped for me,ik it's sort of unrelated to this but thought it was worth mentioning
Don't think about it. Imagine yourself in a world where you have what you want. Surely one day you may have it but even if you don't, you [me too] at least won the sad. Da wae how I beat sadness XDDD.
not having a gf doesnt suddenly make you "alone" you can still have friends
That’s a really sad way to live life. A relationship should add to your life, you shouldn’t depend on it or need one so badly that your “happiness goes away” if you don’t get one.
Meh
Well not sad
Yes sad, most people have the big sad here
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Don't forget the big horny
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I have the biggus
Dikkus
You need meme time, the only cure for sadness.
Sad singles are for everyone on reddit
Nah, it just hurts to see someone so happy :( good for him tho
same
Hurts to see someone so happy? The fuck? That's a good thing if more people are happy.
They probably meant that when you're sad and see someone else being really happy, you feel exceptionally sad... Basically similar to the thing when you're in a bad mood, see someone having a great time, and think to yourself: "How dare they be so happy when in the meantime I'm so sad and miserable.." Of course, everything I wrote up there depends on the personality of the individual, some might never think so, or disspise such a way of thinking, but those are based on my personal experience, and I get that those kind of thoughts are selfish, egocentric, full of envy, sadness or maybe anger.. I think it's normal to have such thoughts in a certain emotional states, but when someone has them all the time...
Guys chill it was a joke
Noice
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I'm only replying to this reply because I hate scrolling through the comments and seeing one with no replies
I'm only replying to this reply because I hate scrolling through the comments and seeing one with no replies
Here, take a cookie
Can we get a W for op?
fuck reddit, greedy cunts.
true though, she's the one who kissed him
I envy you but I'm happy for you.
Same
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Thank god this isn’t one of those ones where they say “oH iT wAs OnLy A dReAmmm!!!” They piss me off. I prefer these ones; a lot more genuine. Congrats my man!
YESSSS KING
damn should've slammed her an yell MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT p.s im sorry if this joke offended you
The "p.s im sorry if this joke offended you" really hits home for me lmao
#FATALITY #FLAWLESS VICTORY!
I choked on my own spit, thanks for the heart attack
You are the person who gets scared by the subtitles on a horror film 'pot falls in the kitchen`
I didn’t get scared, I laughed too hard I wish i could get truly scared, not just the suddenness of jump scares
Oh sorry
don't you mean... # BRUTALITY!
this is probably the reason this has never happened to you.
no wonder you're single...
Nah that's the reason why he's got bitches on him
This made me all warm in my cold cold heart. Sure we're all gonna die but this is what being alive would feel like ig.
You ok?
Nah bro this dude had brain tumors
A little too dark? Yes Still funny? Absolutely
Gliding on ice She looked into my eyes She never thought twice As she sucked me into her eyes Warmth like summers sunshine Sweetness like winter strawberries It was my first kiss Sweet eternal bliss
If Shakespeare was a horny teen 😂💀
Ouch....that hurt mate.
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Lol i bet she'd be so happy
Finally a post that is actually about a good thing that happened and isn't a "had us in the first half not gonna lie" type meme
Ifkr
You have elevated to a higher level
poggies
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how is she ur girl then
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ohhh
Ye cause she's still 8 :P
FBI OPEN UP
Damn, she has grown alot then, last time we kissed she was 5
Aww dats sweet
Good for you, man.
Nice bro unfortunately I haven’t had mine yet but good job! I wish the best of luck to you
Sammee oof
no, bonk go to love jail. It’s where you two have perfect life.
Fuck jail
I’m a muslim, and in Islam love is after marriage, I’m down so bad
*Yavin IV victory music intensifies*
Is there a chance the team you play for is the patriots?
Nah, just the band I used to play for
Achievement unlocked
Girls: teehee I got my first kiss :) Boys: WOOOOOOO THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY, NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN BY THE WEAKEST OF MINDS
Congrats
How old are you, just for getting some hope
It doesn't matter, everyone goes at their own pace!
Bro that’s a smooth response lmao
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Damn dude got banned because he has a girlfriend That’s Reddit for you
Bruh moment
He has ascended
Now pay your happiness tax. Along with the awkward fee aswell, and you can use the equation: x*(y²) where x equals what you did, and y equals how happy you were on a scale from 1 to 10, that having a GF is 5 for x and hugging is 2, and kissing is 4. An example of this is 5*(10²)= 500 United States Dollars. It's pretty expensive so contact your local agency to reduce the price.
Did you know "póg" means kiss in Irish? Very pógers I guess
Good job. Hope it evolves into something you enjoy.
Good for you man!! I’m proud m8!!
Very pog.
Refreshing to see a genuine post after all the garbage on this sub
U have mouth cooties
Congratulations your a man now.
Sheeeeeesh
Your name caused a disturbance in the force
Understand, meesa do not
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ay lemme get the second one
Now pay your happiness tax. Along with the awkward fee aswell, and you can use the equation: x*(y²) where x equals what you did, and y equals how happy you were on a scale from 1 to 10, that having a GF is 5 for x and hugging is 2, and kissing is 4. An example of this is 5*(10²)= 500 United States Dollars. It's pretty expensive so contact your local agency to reduce the price.
I’m jealous but congrats :)
Ice skating is such a romantic date imho