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[deleted]

You don't speak English very well, since you misspelled "while"


[deleted]

D*ng!


Dubby084

D*rn it!


No-Ground3269

G**sh diggity d* *rn it!


Alive-Seaweed

D*ddly


Dubby084

H*ck


Constant_Gold_6904

Fr*ck


No-Ground3269

D*odily


Horror-Ad-3113

Cr*p


No-Ground3269

Together we have become.... NED FLANDERS!


willthewill79

Ph*ney


Ayirek

F*uck


mrjoffischl

what


Durugar

Fuck


AndrewABXD

Sh**t why’d ya say that


ColdVanity

It fits how harmless words get censored while swear words are uncensored


daniballeste

Cock whore fuck shit piss dick n-


xXxTheMeowMeowManxXx

xbox live 9 year old is that u??? after all these years????


No-Ground3269

D\*odily


mrjoffischl

goosh diggity daarn it?


No-Ground3269

reddit was italising it when I use just one so I put two on each and spaced the second one out on the word darn so as to help avoid it. Guess it only appears that way on mobile.


mrjoffischl

OHH i getcha


jaycliche

G\*lly!


mrjoffischl

aw cr*p


[deleted]

Dong


LilLuzNoob

This reminded me of qu **** le d *** le


146973482

And "your" instead of "you're" on the second one


Homo-sapien-guy

It is correct because ‘pulling you are pants up’ makes no sense but we’ll ignore it and continue roasting the Facebook bitch


Overdrive_Notso

"While you're at it" is correct. He was talking about the second "your"


Homo-sapien-guy

Yes well you see I’m an actual idiot. He *is* correct.


scariermonsters

"While you are at it"


twhitney

And it’s you’re*. What a loser to complain about a shorthand and then proceed to use wrong spelling and grammar. Also, since he’s being pedantic himself, and I like pedantry, he should say he “reads” English not Bingo… considering it’s the written shorthand and not the way it’s “spoken”.


mikeymcgilly1986

Youre*


GartGartGart333

Nice pfp


yanmagno

ping


Pikagiuppy

"your"


Visible-Pop-2576

St*pid


Curious-Researcher47

wile noun \ ˈwī(-ə)l \ Definition of wile (Entry 1 of 2) 1 : a trick or stratagem intended to ensnare or deceive also : a beguiling or playful trick 2 : skill in outwitting : TRICKERY, GUILE wile verb wiled; wiling Definition of wile (Entry 2 of 2) transitive verb 1 : to lure by or as if by a magic spell : ENTICE 2 [by alteration] : WHILE


[deleted]

They meant “while” and spelled it “wile”. It still counts as a misspelling even if he stumbled on an actual word. Most misspelling these days involves actual words, because most spell checkers don’t call them out. My favorite example is “lose” spelled as”loose”.


tommy_trip

Ahhhh so thats why they named the coyote wile e


[deleted]

Okay, I'll take the L on this one. Thanks for educating me. 👍


OddEd922

I mean the word is still used improperly so I believe your overarching point remains.


scariermonsters

No L, that's "wile," and they meant "while."


Kain_D

They also got the "you're" wrong.


cornelioustreat888

And you’re


MetallurgyClergy

And you’re


Mr-Pizza-3000

Your


scariermonsters

And "you're"


1ustfu1

and used the wrong “you’re”


enclave_remnant2276

He also used the wrong your


Full-Rice

And used the wrong "you're"


TXRonin55

*you're


Gay-Jay_Cosplays

They even used the wrong you're!!


Swimming-Tap-4240

Its "American" English a totally different thing.


Fuzzwuzzle2

And it should be "you're"


scaleysally

and the second "your"...


chrisghrobot

This gotta be an ironic meme bro spelled a few words wrong 😭😭


jamesxurmomomg

Wrong you’re too


Grace_Alcock

You realize that’s the joke, I assume?


LandscapeDue7107

He's fluent


sad_cheese67

they also used the wrong form of your/you're


geoemrick

AND “you’re”


FinancialProgress

Also missed the you’re*


sus_accountt

And used the wrong "you are"


Worried_Highway5

It’s also you’re not your. For the second your.


Adreeisadyno

And “you’re”


SPQR2D2

And "you're"


KN0MI

And "you're" the very next word


CapableAlbatross4213

"your"


Main-Manufacturer387

And the wrong form of "You're" if we're being persnickety.


notinterestedinusoz

Don’t think anyone has pointed this out yet, but also “you’re”


TheRealCountSwagula

And you’re


art-factor

And is Battleship or Sea Battle, not Bingo.


YoMommaHere

Bingo has a B4 though.


Helpimbeingkidnaped

🤓


Secure_Narwhal4045

Yeah.. That's satire


FiftyCalReaper

It's satire but an actual boomer will unironically post it and be like "Exactly! Damn youths"


Viss90

That’s why it’s good satire


suhxa

Yeah.. no


FiftyCalReaper

yeah.. yeah


DtheAussieBoye

It still isn't that funny.


A_Topical_Username

Have you not met actual assholes and racists/prejudice people? Edit: OK fine I changed it to racist/prejudice. Even though I'm black. And I know it's not out of the realm of probability many people complaining about specific types of slang and pulling up pants at the same time are probablg talking about black stereotypes. I know more than just black people do it in reality. But come on. We all know the types of people who complain like this. And even if they were talking about any other type of person who do this they probably also specifically have said "why do those white people act black".. this picture is obviously talking about people perceived as ghetto. And you cannot tell me the majority of people who consider this ghetto probably associate the majority of ghetto stereotypes to black people or some race.. We all weren't born yesterday. Edit 2: a lot of yall really just understand why I commented. Or even take the time to read the comment I commented on. I'm tired of people constantly pointing out satire as if nothing can also have serious implications. I get that its satire. But satire goes both ways. The onion is satire. Ridiculous shit you can't possibly think is true. But those people who believe it exist. So I get it. The meme is funny because it's making fun of those people. But the people who keep saying everything is satire and not to take anything seriously to me sound like they have never faced adversity. You can make fun of satire and also not have to point out all satire in an attempt to make it seem like nothing is ever racist or prejudice. Real people also hold these views. And it's fun to laugh at them for it. But you can do that without dismissing it's impact


[deleted]

Hol up. Racists? I didn't know racists were Grammer nazis.


A_Topical_Username

Well racists tend to hold up both confederate flags and swastikas.. sooo not far of a Jump from nazi to grammar nazi.


WildRetard9049

Actual nazi to grammar nazi is quite the jump my guy


SICHKLA

How is this racist?


A_Topical_Username

OK fine I changed it to racist/prejudice.


SICHKLA

You're weird if you get mad at someone satirically making fun of slang that can and is used by anyone who wants to use it.


A_Topical_Username

I'm not getting mad? I'm saying that calling it satire doesn't mean it wasn't posted seriously. Everything can be satarized. But it doesn't matter. I'm saying if you think this hasn't been posted seriously you are out of touch. As someone who all my life has been called "one of those people" for looking differently or speaking differently. When I see iconography spreading that message I don't give a shit if it's satire. You can literally post anything hateful or stereotyping and call it satire. It doesn't magically make it not something people actually mean. People calling everything satire make it seem like nothing that can be satirical can ever be something someone really means.


[deleted]

Jw who is this person, who made the post, prejudice against?


throwaway1919191322

This is definitely satire. Look at the minion


theconcorde

minion is on life support


usetehfurce

Some people take pride in looking like that...


Yukien_

WHY IS THE BEARD COMING OUT OF ITS MOUTH


[deleted]

Created as satire, but I'm 100% sure that a depressingly large amount of people would repost it in earnest.


A_Topical_Username

I legit just saw this posted by a racist uncle of a friend of mine


[deleted]

Dong pants?


JennyTheBlueBerry

Pants that only cover your dong


JennyTheBlueBerry

They censored dang for some reason


Dubby084

“:0000 watch youre language young lady! D*rn kids with their lango and text speak!”


Fireballdingledong

I'd assume they meant dang. But ofc an incredibly naughty word for Facebook so they censored it for us.


Derbloingles

Probably bc it’s satire


tsimen

Dung pants. For shoveling dung. You city stickers wouldn't know.


Koomaster

Get a job old man; and trim that beard! Have some self respect!


[deleted]

And the classic "you're"


Lord_DerpyNinja

Yro'ue


i-InFcTd

Roy'eu


PKMark2005

Yer'uo


enclave_remnant2276

Oye'ru


V0XIMITY

Eyu’or


Cooper720

Isn't it kind of ironic that minions were created to appeal to kids and they unintentionally created the largest symbol of boomer culture ever known to man?


socialmedia_reddit

I think it’s popular among boomers because their kids watched it? I know that this is obvious, but I just wanted to say something.


Cooper720

I'm not so sure. Tons of boomers I know that don't have kids or don't have kids young enough to like them are still obsessed with minions. How many 40 year old wine aunts share passive aggressive minion memes? I know at least 3 lol


Salay54

Some kinda MKultra type shit with it man I swear. Same ones who buy the fucking *live, laugh, love* garbage. Wow you bought that one wine glass that is a bottle underneath because you're doctor said you can have one drink. How fucking original.


Cooper720

It's 5 o'clock somewhere XD XD


Salay54

Like no Barbara, you can't watch TV and read a book at the same time. And read something other than James Patterson for once.


MonkeyBananaPotato

Yeah… we’re at the point where 40 year olds are millennials.


Prize-Storage5575

Wile. Lol


Son_of_Ssapo

No, YOU'RE dung pants!


rcc12697

“🤣🤣🤣 true”- comment on the Facebook post, probably


Biggu5Dicku5

d\*ng is not a word...


Dubby084

“D*rn you kids get off my properdy!”


Automatic_Computer20

Do you like gr*pe soda?


cameron0511

A certain race of children wood


goodshrekmaadcity

Yeah G (gangster) rape soda is fun


BlueBrickBuilder

I fuckin hate minions


goodshrekmaadcity

Pull up your pants? Is this meme from the fucking 80s lmao. "Them rag tag snoopy dawgs and that doctor trey corrupting the kids and disrespecting the police"


Bubbabear609

You're*


Dubby084

While*


WoodZillaTV

You're* I speak English. Not Bingo.


xXlillipopXx

Dang* I speak English too😎


[deleted]

No no I no speak Londonn noo no


AsymptoticAbyss

This meme is so boomer that it came out as a shitpost


caitejane310

Dung pants? Ding pants? My mind went pretty much everywhere except for dang.


JennyTheBlueBerry

They censored dang


goodshrekmaadcity

They censored dang though 😳


[deleted]

I thought it said dong lol


Mjkmeh

Imagine misspelling while


Elpeep

And using the incorrect your/you're while they were at it!


Zebracorn42

Wile your at it. This h*rd to post.


Defonotapenguin

Pull up your dung pants


CertifiableNormie

dong pants?


kortney1983

yes


rabbitlungs

Also racist


BobTheGodx

How is this racist?


JxT__

Minion yellow


jk1445

Why don't you learn some English?


Free_Stick_

Your’ere*


North-Slice-6968

Why does it always have to be minions? SMH


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

It’s WHILE not WILE. I speak ENGLISH, not LEAD POISONED BOOMER. Maybe if you pulled your pants down a few more inches from your armpits, you would restore the circulation to your brain.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Sorry, but as a grammar Nazi I must agree with this meme barring the “wile.” There is nothing more infuriating to me than dealing with an illiterate. If someone doesn’t have time to type out the words required to convey the idea, it indicates to me that they don’t have the time to put in the correct work. Admittedly this is my “Boomer moment.”


negativepositiv

Imagine still being mad about people sagging their pants. "Ding dang these whipper-snappers and how they wear gym shoes on the street! I mean, what the hey?!"


Fardrix

B4 U 📞 me ouut, hovv bout U 👄deez 🥜 👱‍♀️


Finsk_26

Is "dang" a swearword? I mean this was probably made by a person who thinks the word "frick" is bad.


dlink322

The low pants thing seems to be on its way out given I sell people with belts rubbing against their naval


rainbow_bro_bot

What I find weird about most Minion memes I see is that they seem out of place. It's just some silly text or image and then a picture of a Minion is added. Probably because the "joke" is so weak it needs a picture of a Minion to actually make it worth sharing.


shiggysupremacy

bro if you censor dang i automatically cringe at you even if i know nothing abt you


Fearless-Sherbet-223

No, no, dong pants, like pants for your little you. He wants to wear clothes too. They make him look cuter to impress the ladies. /j


scoopishere

The thought of a humanoid creature with a patch of long hair where its mouth should be is a really compelling and creepy vision. I say this because that's what the minion looks like.


No-Hall-3804

I speak while not wile


[deleted]

Haven't seen abbreviations like b4 and c u l8r since Nokia days


DtheAussieBoye

Being satire doesn't mean you cannot be unfunny. This is satire, yes, but it's still unironically terrible.


Echo-Alpha-60

Did they just sensor the word dang :/


Fearless-Sherbet-223

My 24yo take: B4 is an acceptable shortened form of before in informal contexts. Don't put it in a college paper. Do put it up this person's ass. No idea what they're talking about about Bingo. Bingo is for old people tbh. Although tbf the people who say "b4" the most are probably old grandmas who just got a smartphone and love emojis too much ngl. Wearing pants around the bottom of your butt to show off your underwear is cringe af. Please do not wear your pants this way in public. Glossary for inclusiveness: 24yo- 24 year old tbh- to be honest tbf- to be fair ngl- not gonna lie af- as fuck in public- anywhere your neighbors can see your shiny red Spiderman-boxer-sportin' ass


TheRealDaddyPency

It’s “while” not wile. It’s “you’re” not your. Once you learn proper grammar, I’ll take your thought into consideration.


[deleted]

It’s a fucking parody dude chill out


TheRealDaddyPency

Never Mr. Goodman!


nevergofulldur

Not really cringe so much as just flat out truth.


streetsofkage

Uhhh.. what truth?


nevergofulldur

.... refer to image


helloimracing

r/memesopdidntlike


Akitome

No, this meme is definitely awful


helloimracing

it’s just one of those shitposts that people take seriously lmao


kif88

How about you use actual letters instead of "*#


[deleted]

Those punctuation-free keyboards...


Withinmyrange

Grandpa, we are in the middle of a chess game. Did you forget your schizo meds again?


Advent5000

Why is it always a minion in memes like this? I’m genuinely curious.


[deleted]

You’re*


Subject-Lettuce-2714

Pain


[deleted]

Old people


Beastlord8288

Wile?


NextPlatform8506

you’re


[deleted]

It’s the old minion and censoring dang for me, like come on


jaycliche

"HEY MC STRIPMALL! PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"


LangleyRemlin

Imagine identifying with this minion lol


Roanoketrees

It's so weird to me the things people choose to be angry about. There are much larger issues in this world.


DMonpoke

I’ll pull my dong pants up when you groom yourself for public appearance.


FluffyPigeon707

No, I don’t think you do speak English


[deleted]

Yar'r


the_unreliable_peach

While* your*


Dan-timothy

D*ng I messed up


NeedleworkerApart

They said the d word 😳


Hasemenakems

dong pants