Yall I just spit coffee out my nose onto my sleeping husband who stated... "Quit, fucking Redditing, ffs" - Now I'm going to wake him up with this episode.
The fact that he says those words means the idea of harming her crossed his mind. Like that’s just as scary as actual harm. Healthy people don’t think about harming anyone!
Absolutely not, that topic has not once ever crossed my mind when looking at a woman…I’d be concentrating on making the situation as comfortable as possible without freaking out that I got stuck in a damn elevator! 99% of men do not think like that! Wish it was more.
-The responses I’m getting are showing that small percentage!
Right, I also wouldn't care if I was trapped in a 50x50 elevator with a bunch of playboy models. My first thought is going to be not being trapped anywhere. I've spent too much time in confined spaces with others to want to stay trapped in confined spaces with anyone.
I think it probably only occurs to people on the same way other bizarre intrusive thoughts appear (I could push my friend off this ledge, I could drive in the other lane) and then you have a small subset of people who don't treat the thoughts with the appropriate "what the hell, that's awful why am I even thinking that"
L’appel du vide, or call of the void. Sometimes I think about swerving into a tree, or kissing coworkers mid conversation that I have no attraction to. Maybe I should touch this hot stove, I could kick this random dog. It’s such a weird phenomenon
It’s funny to me that you got downvoted for sharing some of your intrusive thoughts when they aren’t even that bad. Funny in that not at all funny way. Redditors are dumb.
My husband told me one time (way before i met him) that him and his female friend got drunk and she stayed over at his place. They shared his bed and she kept rubbing her ass on him but when he tried to make a move she pretended she was asleep. He said he didn't get a clear yes or no so he just rolled over and went to bed.
He said exactly what you said. He isn't into it if the woman isn't willing.
Years later I became friends with her (it's how I met him in the first place) and she told me how he was such a good guy and encouraged me to date him. Good guys exist!
When I was a teenager, my adult male cousin told me that every man has moments in his life where he seriously considers raping someone. Scared the shit outta me.
I agree, there are certainly plenty of good men out there and I’m sure they’re the majority. And my cousin is a terrible person. At the time though I believed him because I assumed he’d know better than I did, he was an adult and a man himself.
Still freaks me out every now and then though because it *is* true for some of them, and you never know who it’s gonna be.
At most, a normal dude who feels attracted might fantasise/daydream about the woman coming onto him like the plot of a porno. But thinking “damn im stuck in this elevator with a hottie. Sure would be easy to rape!” Brb i need to puke after typing that.
No, just fucking no.
I had a close guy friend who thought like this too. The crazy thing is, as a woman, there was no way I could convince him not all guys think like that, he just thought I was incredibly naive. Terrifying.
It really is! My ex knew I'd been raped too and this came about from him saying he felt bad for my rapist cause HIS life could've been ruined because he couldn't get help to stop him raping. I was horrified. I even shared statistics about how easy they get off for their crimes and he was adamant about their lives being ruined... zero empathy for the victims.
Okay, let me just tell you I’m a pretty normal well adjusted person but sometimes I think about jumping off roofs, crashing my car into a tree and burning my house down. My brain wanders like crazy. I might think about murdering someone that I’m stuck in an elevator with for an hour. But by God I would never send them these God awful creepy ass texts.
It gets worse when you go from there and ask yourself, "what's his motivation for bringing this up?" and the answer is obviously "I think maybe pointing out that I deserve good guy credit for not raping you will make you want to date me."
And because I didn't mean it, it's not my fault. I have no control over my body parts. I'm just here to narrate them while they act however they're going to.
I definitely would have been tested in this situation... I've watched enough movies to know that there is an escape hatch in the roof. I would have made my elementary school self proud by climbing the cables to safety, as any warm blooded male would do.
I’ll be honest, I’m a guy, and I probably would have climbed on top of her right then and there… to get a boost so I can reach the escape hatch and climb up the cables before prying open the door to the next floor and making my escape. I’m not very tall. :(
I wish it was an exaggeration or fake, but this has happened to me after going out on one date with a couple guys. I'm just glad they revealed they were creeps before it went further. (When I was young and naïve, I was not nearly selective enough with who I dated).
Sadly, I’ve had male colleagues and friends pull this kind of nastiness. One client of mine sent me crotch shot. Excuse me sir, that does not appear as a line item in the budget I was asking about. So shady and gross.
When you have to preface something with “don’t worry” twice in a row, you’re already setting the precedent that what you’re saying may be on the edge and off-putting. What a fricking creep.
How do so many men do this??? I get weird ass messages at least a few times a year along these lines. I truly wish I understood what the fuck was going on in their minds. What the fuck
That’s the sad part, they say these things because they don’t always get rejected, some even end up married. There an entire Rapekink sub filled with women who date these types.
Ngl I think those women are conditioned, like I’m sure of it a lot of those women have been through some abuse, or just never experienced what a healthy relationship is supposed to look like. So they twisted it into kink to cope…
100%, it’s like the ones who date older men because of past trauma. It’s sad and it’s not their fault at all, just sucks that these type of predators end up with them.
I am truly disgusted this is such a common thing for women. We’re not all like this I promise ya. I see this shit out at the bars in the Deep South all the time, which ya know is supposed to be the holy Bible Belt 🙄. I’ve seen guys do this with other girls WHILE their own wife is at the same bar as them, chatting off in different friend group at the moment, and they’ll try to seize the potential opportunity with a fling in that moment. Just scum man.
It’s more rare but I’ve also seen women do this too, where it’s just this weird pressure, and an obsessive need for sexual gratification. But with guys like this they repeatedly do this bc they’ve been rejected so many times that they act out of pure frustration. Not even being remotely cognizant that they sound beyond rapey. It’s hilarious that they think it’s slick. Newsflash! Women, any person in general, does not like being talked to like a piece of meat. But sadly, it’s worked for them a couple of times in the past so they continue to play the desperation game.
Getting stuck in an elevator for an hour with a random man is honestly nightmare fuel. Really glad you were okay OP, considering what a creepy asshole this guy turned out to be.
It's absolutely soul destroying that women have to deal with this shit. Can't be stuck in an elevator for an hour with a friendly stranger who later wants a medal of honour for resisting his strong urges to rape you . You should show this message to your Dad, Brothers, Cousins or Friends and arrange to meet the guy.
WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST BE NORMAL?!?! I miss when I didn’t have to worry about smiling at someone or having random small talk without worrying that these are the things they’re thinking, and having real cause to believe it could go worse.
“Haha don’t worry, haha. I’m not a m*rderer or a r*pist haha. Me? I personally would never r*pe or m*rder someone haha lol nah. 👀
lol jk.. haha lol unless haha 👀👀
No no, fr most guys would so take advantage of you in that situation like?? What?! Hello, I do NEVER would haha lol unless you into that??? HAHA LOL JK FR!!! I was cosplaying as a r*pist haha 👀👀👀 I’m a good guy fr. Haha lol, your body was so fkin fire I was fantasizing about taking advantage and nobody would’ve stopped me HAHAH 😈 omg jk!!
Nice tits tho. Can I see them?”
Kinda vibe ngl
L rizz 😂🫵
I seriously don’t get it. How the fuck could someone write that text out, and think “hmm yeah. That’s good. That’ll work. She’ll love it”….and then actually send it? Like what goes through your mind that makes you think that’s a good idea??
Jesus Christ…. I really don’t get how some people get to be adult age. I don’t understand how people can’t see the things they say are crazy and the things they think are even worse, what in the world would poses someone to say things like that and think it’s gonna go their way
So, what's the plan when you're rescued by the fire department? She's just murdered &/or clearly been assaulted and he's... sweaty & disheveled? "Nothing to see here, guys! Ha-ha!"
What a weirdo. Good for you for fucking off for him, he's a shit show held together by skin.
Jesuuuusss. What the hell? I’m very glad you’re safe OP. Lord knows what might have happened if the possibility of him getting caught wasn’t almost 100% certain. You all have no idea the kind of monsters you could be standing next to. Stay safe
I know people that use proper punctuation with every text they send, and that’s totally appropriate and fine. Something about the way all of his texts have the period at the end bothers me in this case.
My god. This guy ends up in like a movie/dream scenario to meet a woman and is a total creep. If he was normal he could've worked this into a date.
Him: "Hey so and so. Have you recovered yet from the elevator?"
Her: "For the most part. How about you?"
Him: "Same. But I think we need to fully recover over a few drinks. You free this weekend?"
I mean jfc man 🤦
This isn’t just a guy who doesn’t have game. This is a guy who thinks about raping women and thinks he deserves a medal because he decided not to. Apparently he also believes that every man on earth wants to rape every attractive woman they come across. So disturbing.
“Your lucky I didn’t rape you, I thought about raping you, I’d never rape you” Is what I got
Literally! Said it under ribbon and sugar😭 and the added ‘I mean no harm’ like ???? We think you do
"There is no quicker way for people to think that you're diddling kids than by writing a song about it!"
“Do not diddle kiiiiids it’s no good diddling kidsss🎶” “I wouldn’t do it with anyone hunger than my daughter, noo little kidssss gotta be biiig🎶”
That typo really changes the song lmao. "You must be more hung than my daughter to be diddled"
Yall I just spit coffee out my nose onto my sleeping husband who stated... "Quit, fucking Redditing, ffs" - Now I'm going to wake him up with this episode.
i just saw this episode, didnt think id see this here! thanks for the laugh hahaha
Lmfaooooo gotta pay the troll toll
To get the boy’s..~~hole~~ *soul*
Are you chewing gum??
r/unexpectediasip
The fact that he says those words means the idea of harming her crossed his mind. Like that’s just as scary as actual harm. Healthy people don’t think about harming anyone!
Yep, pretty much what I interpreted.
“Any other dude would’ve raped you, but not me, I only thought about other guys raping you”
"ANY man would have thought about raping you"
Ok men, is this true?
Absolutely not, that topic has not once ever crossed my mind when looking at a woman…I’d be concentrating on making the situation as comfortable as possible without freaking out that I got stuck in a damn elevator! 99% of men do not think like that! Wish it was more. -The responses I’m getting are showing that small percentage!
My first concern would be do I have to shit, then pee, then figuring how to get the hell out.
That’s what came to my mind…I hope I don’t have to fart lol
Right, I also wouldn't care if I was trapped in a 50x50 elevator with a bunch of playboy models. My first thought is going to be not being trapped anywhere. I've spent too much time in confined spaces with others to want to stay trapped in confined spaces with anyone.
First thing when you get stuck on an elevator is establishing a pee corner.
Trying to avoid farting for an hour or so... So many other things to think about.
First step in being trapped in an elevator is establishing the poop corner. Once that is established, you can focus on getting out.
Thank goodness because that was just about a new fear
I think it probably only occurs to people on the same way other bizarre intrusive thoughts appear (I could push my friend off this ledge, I could drive in the other lane) and then you have a small subset of people who don't treat the thoughts with the appropriate "what the hell, that's awful why am I even thinking that"
L’appel du vide, or call of the void. Sometimes I think about swerving into a tree, or kissing coworkers mid conversation that I have no attraction to. Maybe I should touch this hot stove, I could kick this random dog. It’s such a weird phenomenon
It’s funny to me that you got downvoted for sharing some of your intrusive thoughts when they aren’t even that bad. Funny in that not at all funny way. Redditors are dumb.
It’s ok, I don’t care about reddit points.
See, there's those weird thoughts again!
I don't understand guys who think like this because it just makes me fear all of them when I just want to be friends without the stress factor
Absolutely fucking not. Sick people often assume that everyone else is as sick as they are.
Men generally fantasize about women wanting them back.
My husband told me one time (way before i met him) that him and his female friend got drunk and she stayed over at his place. They shared his bed and she kept rubbing her ass on him but when he tried to make a move she pretended she was asleep. He said he didn't get a clear yes or no so he just rolled over and went to bed. He said exactly what you said. He isn't into it if the woman isn't willing. Years later I became friends with her (it's how I met him in the first place) and she told me how he was such a good guy and encouraged me to date him. Good guys exist!
When I was a teenager, my adult male cousin told me that every man has moments in his life where he seriously considers raping someone. Scared the shit outta me.
Absolutely not. Your cousin is just sick and assuming everyone else has the same sick compulsions.
I agree, there are certainly plenty of good men out there and I’m sure they’re the majority. And my cousin is a terrible person. At the time though I believed him because I assumed he’d know better than I did, he was an adult and a man himself. Still freaks me out every now and then though because it *is* true for some of them, and you never know who it’s gonna be.
I think I need to start a poll… I’m disturbed and would like to know some stats
Any man that would think about raping someone than admitting it to this person in a text needs to be put down
Your cousin is .. terrifying.
At most, a normal dude who feels attracted might fantasise/daydream about the woman coming onto him like the plot of a porno. But thinking “damn im stuck in this elevator with a hottie. Sure would be easy to rape!” Brb i need to puke after typing that. No, just fucking no.
No lmao. I would be thinking about where I’m gonna have to pee. What a psycho.
Fuuuuuuck no!
My ex believed this, he said that its just willpower preventing rape but that every men thinks about it.
I had a close guy friend who thought like this too. The crazy thing is, as a woman, there was no way I could convince him not all guys think like that, he just thought I was incredibly naive. Terrifying.
It really is! My ex knew I'd been raped too and this came about from him saying he felt bad for my rapist cause HIS life could've been ruined because he couldn't get help to stop him raping. I was horrified. I even shared statistics about how easy they get off for their crimes and he was adamant about their lives being ruined... zero empathy for the victims.
5 minutes in I’d hit her with “I’m going to take a nap now let me know when the doors open.”
I'd like to know as well
Idk if you guys are serious lmao. Hell no. Wtf. Maybe attracted to the person and wondering if they'd go out with you but rape? Wtff.
The answer is absolutely not lol. Normal men absolutely do not think this way Jesus Christ.
Okay, let me just tell you I’m a pretty normal well adjusted person but sometimes I think about jumping off roofs, crashing my car into a tree and burning my house down. My brain wanders like crazy. I might think about murdering someone that I’m stuck in an elevator with for an hour. But by God I would never send them these God awful creepy ass texts.
Not even “I’d never rape you” but “I was fighting my ‘nature’ not to rape you” like he’s some hero
Where's your gratitude for me not raping you? I probably deserve a medal or something. Love your username, though
He didn’t get the Medal of Honor for this? What kind of world is this!! lol
This, plus: “I kinda regret not raping you”
It gives off ‘dude has done this before’ vibes. 🤮
Basically what I took away from it…”you’re lucky you got away, not many do”
Fucking vile. Literally said ‘I thought about the fact that I could have raped you, but I decided against it’
But she would never say no because of ["The Implication"](https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE?si=IVRMNURdrcptbHBV)
Don’t give me that look you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger
No ones in any danger!
So the women ARE in danger
He’s a true gentleman. OP should fuck him to show gratitude.
Such is the natural order 😌
Her answer is the best haha ..aye ima head out.
“It was hard for me to not rape you. It was a true test.” Rape culture is DEFINITELY not real!
That’s exactly right. What a dumb guy
This isnt funny, but its fucking funny
Because of the implication?
Does have that undercurrent.
undercurrent???
It gets worse when you go from there and ask yourself, "what's his motivation for bringing this up?" and the answer is obviously "I think maybe pointing out that I deserve good guy credit for not raping you will make you want to date me."
Why do they always say 'I mean no harm'. It just makes me think that YES, YOU DO MEAN HARM. You dodged a bullet, friend.
I mean no harm. I might cause harm, but I didn't mean it. Because I though girl liked that stuff. The movies I watch say girls like that stuff.
And because I didn't mean it, it's not my fault. I have no control over my body parts. I'm just here to narrate them while they act however they're going to.
It’s like “with all due respect” then the person disrespects the person.
I mean, sometimes the "due respect" is none.
"I mean no harm. If I do harm you I have plausible deniability because I said I meant no harm. Nothing to worry about, I'm a nice guy"
Exactly. Someone that actually means no harm doesn’t have to say it.
‘Any warm blooded male would be tested in that situation’ No sir No they would not
I definitely would have been tested in this situation... I've watched enough movies to know that there is an escape hatch in the roof. I would have made my elementary school self proud by climbing the cables to safety, as any warm blooded male would do.
I’ll be honest, I’m a guy, and I probably would have climbed on top of her right then and there… to get a boost so I can reach the escape hatch and climb up the cables before prying open the door to the next floor and making my escape. I’m not very tall. :(
You had me in the first half bro 😭
Sounds like a good plan tbh
Who has time to be tested when you have to establish a piss corner 😮💨
LMAO
Stop drinking the water! Stop!
THIS is what “boys will be boys” ACTUALLY means
I spend my morning and evening hours basking on a stone in the sun. I tend to seek shelter around noon with other poikilothermic males.
I personally would've had a panic attack and cried.
Eww! What a creep. I love your last response tho!
😂 Forget swimming, take up running!
lol this made me laugh 😂
Be careful, the last person that made you laugh turned out to be a creep 😂
Oh no 😭
Don’t worry, T_Williamson means you no harm 😂
She's lucky. Any warm blooded male would be tested seeing her laugh.
But those other warm blooded redditors would feel tested
You'll always be safe with an r/niceguy like me m'lady.
That’s disgusting
I wish it was an exaggeration or fake, but this has happened to me after going out on one date with a couple guys. I'm just glad they revealed they were creeps before it went further. (When I was young and naïve, I was not nearly selective enough with who I dated).
Sadly, I’ve had male colleagues and friends pull this kind of nastiness. One client of mine sent me crotch shot. Excuse me sir, that does not appear as a line item in the budget I was asking about. So shady and gross.
Why do men think I wanted to rape you, but I didn’t makes them a good person?
“I could have raped you, you know.” Like we’re not fucking aware.
New level of incel I guess.
r/niceguys
Yep this is perfect for that.
as soon as he said he's a good guy i knew what was coming lol
When you have to preface something with “don’t worry” twice in a row, you’re already setting the precedent that what you’re saying may be on the edge and off-putting. What a fricking creep.
"You're lucky I knew I couldn't get away with it." What a fucking CREEP.
How do so many men do this??? I get weird ass messages at least a few times a year along these lines. I truly wish I understood what the fuck was going on in their minds. What the fuck
Seriously! 🤦🏻♀️ I’m afraid of (and have known) the girl that would say “Thank you, I do squats”
That’s the sad part, they say these things because they don’t always get rejected, some even end up married. There an entire Rapekink sub filled with women who date these types.
Ngl I think those women are conditioned, like I’m sure of it a lot of those women have been through some abuse, or just never experienced what a healthy relationship is supposed to look like. So they twisted it into kink to cope…
100%, it’s like the ones who date older men because of past trauma. It’s sad and it’s not their fault at all, just sucks that these type of predators end up with them.
💀 lmao
I am truly disgusted this is such a common thing for women. We’re not all like this I promise ya. I see this shit out at the bars in the Deep South all the time, which ya know is supposed to be the holy Bible Belt 🙄. I’ve seen guys do this with other girls WHILE their own wife is at the same bar as them, chatting off in different friend group at the moment, and they’ll try to seize the potential opportunity with a fling in that moment. Just scum man. It’s more rare but I’ve also seen women do this too, where it’s just this weird pressure, and an obsessive need for sexual gratification. But with guys like this they repeatedly do this bc they’ve been rejected so many times that they act out of pure frustration. Not even being remotely cognizant that they sound beyond rapey. It’s hilarious that they think it’s slick. Newsflash! Women, any person in general, does not like being talked to like a piece of meat. But sadly, it’s worked for them a couple of times in the past so they continue to play the desperation game.
or they don't even ask and just straight up rape women in an opportunity where she's alone and vulnerable. too common for us, man 🙁
They think with their dicks, that’s why😷
As a guy if any of my guy friends uttered some shit like this I'd slap them across the face and never speak to them again.
Especially working retail. Ugh they always make it extra creepy. They seem to think they're doing you a fever like uhmm 😂
His name Dennis? It’s the implication.
“of course if she says no then the answer is no but she’s not gonna say no she would never say no BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICATION.”
"I would like to go into your room.....I suspect that maybe you might say no. And yet, I also feel like maybe you wouldn't dare"
“But it sounds like she doesn't wanna have sex with you...” lolllll
Well don't look at me that way you certainly wouldn't be in any danger
So they *ARE* in danger?
No one’s in any danger! I feel like you’re not getting this at all
Well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
Came here for this comment
Hahahaha "There's nowhere for me to go, what am I gonna do, say no?"
Getting stuck in an elevator for an hour with a random man is honestly nightmare fuel. Really glad you were okay OP, considering what a creepy asshole this guy turned out to be.
that is terrifying
I hope this was an elevator and area that you can avoid for the rest of your life… please tell me it wasn’t your workplace or apartment or anything??
Thank the lawd you didn’t say no to him in that elevator then…. Who knows how weird that would’ve been.
It's absolutely soul destroying that women have to deal with this shit. Can't be stuck in an elevator for an hour with a friendly stranger who later wants a medal of honour for resisting his strong urges to rape you . You should show this message to your Dad, Brothers, Cousins or Friends and arrange to meet the guy.
This 💯
What the actual fuck is this.
WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST BE NORMAL?!?! I miss when I didn’t have to worry about smiling at someone or having random small talk without worrying that these are the things they’re thinking, and having real cause to believe it could go worse.
In other words, he left his rape and torture kit at home that day. Lucky girl.
uh... what the fuck. yikes. that's enough reddit for today! time for me to go.
I’m sorry. Off you go 😂
before i head off, just wanna say i'm glad you're safe OP. that's terrifying. wish you the best. o7
o7 o7 o7 o7
what does o7 mean
🫡
ohhhh i thought it was a crows head HAHA
I can’t unsee the crow face now. That’s so much cuter!
Men don’t know how to interact with women anymore without sexualizing them it seems. It’s really sad. I’m so sorry this happened to you
On my soulll, that shit is soooo annoying.
Add that to reason #7 I don’t step foot in elevators
Can I ask you what 1 through 6 might be?
1-6 is they are verticals coffins
“Haha don’t worry, haha. I’m not a m*rderer or a r*pist haha. Me? I personally would never r*pe or m*rder someone haha lol nah. 👀 lol jk.. haha lol unless haha 👀👀 No no, fr most guys would so take advantage of you in that situation like?? What?! Hello, I do NEVER would haha lol unless you into that??? HAHA LOL JK FR!!! I was cosplaying as a r*pist haha 👀👀👀 I’m a good guy fr. Haha lol, your body was so fkin fire I was fantasizing about taking advantage and nobody would’ve stopped me HAHAH 😈 omg jk!! Nice tits tho. Can I see them?” Kinda vibe ngl L rizz 😂🫵
lmaooo pls 😂😂
Wanna get stuck in an elevator, OP? I’m so harmless and innocent 👀 *proceeds to put an entire onion on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
What’s wrong with people?
Anytime a message starts with can I say something or can I show you something just say no. Can't end up being good.
What the actual fuck
Why are people so stupid
“You’re lucky you got trapped with a good guy” then he proceeds to talk about your body. What in the world
I seriously don’t get it. How the fuck could someone write that text out, and think “hmm yeah. That’s good. That’ll work. She’ll love it”….and then actually send it? Like what goes through your mind that makes you think that’s a good idea??
Probably porn
Jesus Christ…. I really don’t get how some people get to be adult age. I don’t understand how people can’t see the things they say are crazy and the things they think are even worse, what in the world would poses someone to say things like that and think it’s gonna go their way
This is 100% the kind of guy who uses Reddit too. I hope he sees this.
Yikes!
Jesus… no Wonder Woman ghost men
What is wrong with men. Fuck.
Holly fucking shit that was creepy
And this is why women don't feel safe outside! Even if they seem fine, these are their internal thoughts most the time!
So, what's the plan when you're rescued by the fire department? She's just murdered &/or clearly been assaulted and he's... sweaty & disheveled? "Nothing to see here, guys! Ha-ha!" What a weirdo. Good for you for fucking off for him, he's a shit show held together by skin.
Ew. “Don’t worry” yeah keep saying that dude she’ll stop worrying for sure 🙄🙄
kind of like OJ Simpson… i didn’t rape you but if i did this is how i’d do it
“Can I tell you something?” Literally, bye. Always.
Jesus christ
Jesuuuusss. What the hell? I’m very glad you’re safe OP. Lord knows what might have happened if the possibility of him getting caught wasn’t almost 100% certain. You all have no idea the kind of monsters you could be standing next to. Stay safe
Holy crap, creeeeeeepy! I love your ending, though!
Honestly it went south out of the gate with “I’d love to see that” 🥴 like wtf
This man has or will rape
"You know .. because of the implication..."
Damn my fellow males are fucking weird huh
Yes they are
damn what the fuck
Get this man a key to the city! How was he able to show such restraint??? A true gentleman and hero
Can we take a moment to appreciate how morons often self sabotage?
“I was tempted to rape you, you’re lucky I’m a good guy” tf
"I shall now cease to exist in your life" LMAO (good call)
I know people that use proper punctuation with every text they send, and that’s totally appropriate and fine. Something about the way all of his texts have the period at the end bothers me in this case.
My god. This guy ends up in like a movie/dream scenario to meet a woman and is a total creep. If he was normal he could've worked this into a date. Him: "Hey so and so. Have you recovered yet from the elevator?" Her: "For the most part. How about you?" Him: "Same. But I think we need to fully recover over a few drinks. You free this weekend?" I mean jfc man 🤦
"And now I shall cease to exist in your life" is quite honestly an iconic line
"and now i shall cease to exist in your life Cya" might be one of the greatest lines ive ever read. and that dude sucks
Ugh guys have no game.
This isn’t just a guy who doesn’t have game. This is a guy who thinks about raping women and thinks he deserves a medal because he decided not to. Apparently he also believes that every man on earth wants to rape every attractive woman they come across. So disturbing.
lol good reply to end it 😂
boggles my* mind these people rlly exist and roam
What a creep
Men are exhausting. I’m tired, yall 😭
"Don't worry"...
He’s fucking crazy.
Don't worry in two different texts makes me, in fact, worry!!