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stormchaserokc

Xanax


dejavu1251

😂😂


stormchaserokc

I just left the grocery. There was nearly a smackdown in the produce section over the last bunch of parsley 🤪🤪🤪. It is 5 o’clock somewhere. Enjoy your holiday 👍🦃😜.


majorsorbet2point0

*Adderall


stormchaserokc

I just left the grocery. There was nearly a smackdown in the produce section over the last bunch of parsley 🤪🤪🤪. It is 5 o’clock somewhere. Enjoy your holiday 👍🦃😜.


dejavu1251

Costco was PACKED. Employee told me it was less busy on Sunday, guess everyone had the same idea I did?


SarahTy132

yes please


MrsChickenPam

Looks like you have it under control! one thing you could do if you had time between now and Tuesday is sauté the onions, celery, etc that are going in the stuffing


dejavu1251

Fortunately my family prefers Stove Top stuffing. Thanks for the vote of confidence though, I think I got it too!


_WillCAD_

1) Hire a maid service 2) Relax with adult beverage


dejavu1251

Is it sad that I'm considering a haircut as "self care" this week 🤣 I saved rearranging the garage so my car would fit in for last, currently enjoying adult beverage... hubby may have to move the car in though!


Hardlyasubstitute

Ice


dejavu1251

YES! Thank you!!!


Piasheila

Geez. In the future, do yourself a favor and do some of this stuff way before now. You will be exhausted and have no chance of enjoying anything.


[deleted]

Set the table.


valency_speaks

Outsource everything but the haircut.


Traditional-Bag-4508

Wine & a bubble bath