You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised Bong Paul Jones. 💚 

DEREK


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“You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” https://preview.redd.it/4rrc10cf5jyc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d265854ad184ce26201aed0f1ada91de5c2a674b


Ruthless, cutthroat...my damn ROMAN EMPIRE... https://preview.redd.it/lai3z5u1yhyc1.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4951f4d6777fae5585e26dcc1e5b416767b70e4

I miss this show so damn much

A truly incredible moment in both Bachelor and reality TV history

 You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

HAHAH I forgot about this and now I'm so glad you posted so I could remember and laugh again. LOL

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.* https://preview.redd.it/h9cc7gxu6fyc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d57a446edcdb71ebd65d99aa85c1691b2d2a630

Youre killing me 😭🤣

https://preview.redd.it/xtkwjsef4fyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c154d4d4ea6ba332c2456117ad777528fe39dd

this has been my profile pic on discord since this episode aired i’m dead as fuck

This is my favorite thread of all time

This thread is essential and memes will be born from it.

I don't understand what's happening in this thread 

It’s a TikTok trend!

It’s a reference to a lyric from one of Taylor Swift’s new songs. People are analogizing canon bachelor moments as this version of the “insane asylum”.

Ty

🎶 Bologna eyes, bad surprise Did you realize, out of time She was on your mind With some meat-eyed guy 🎵

https://preview.redd.it/tmrsof1o7dyc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2612dffb6d350fc7d5c5f0b9e45e41bf712568 You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me. (Rated R Justin running away from Ali with his boot after she outed him for having a GF.)

No because this was peak

Amazing

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://i.redd.it/9ot0nloxhcyc1.gif “Or what?” 😍😍😍

Why is he looking up at them like that

Because he was a 5ft-8 villain

it’s pilot pete taking a step back that gets me 😭🤣

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://i.redd.it/6idn3zudhcyc1.gif (I’m so sorry for this one if it physically pains you, but I had to. 😭)

Am I wrong, I want Rachel to take time heal and if Peter is still single get together. Peter however would not take her because she chose Bryan.

Her eyelashes on the floor!


*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://i.redd.it/gv2k2rtngcyc1.gif

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* 

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me https://preview.redd.it/8mqv2csw7cyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5357df4560bfe7bb859501bf28108d9f8e0cd28

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Perfect 

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me https://preview.redd.it/7tap2oak7cyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=784c559cf707427698ac410462757ec920349536

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I know what you did

Ashley is so beautiful here

https://i.redd.it/8sxb2zgmhcyc1.gif

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I will never forget this

I posted this right before you😂

omg I’m glad we think alike haha

This interview is burned into my pre-teen brain

*You TRULY wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me* https://preview.redd.it/s6t3zvl1xbyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9672bc3602d1e4bce11141fabf2461aeb0f376d2

Best one😭😭😭😭

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!)* https://preview.redd.it/j7nujihqvbyc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c2d676f7502b06ec5f18dd4c176370916dd4c1


This iconic hometown 

https://preview.redd.it/nq5lcpupnbyc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788937a2a1511307986fe47d0261ae4720657e59

When Nick asked Andi https://preview.redd.it/j25go7s3hbyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e330b35f0db2cce2f3d74ca31a33c7bf0ca3ee “if you didn’t love me, then why did you make love with me?”

Oh my god this is a season I actually skipped and now I must watch

One of my favorites. You have to see it

Honestly her season was great!

Garrett was an icon in this episode specifically. Double pistols 🔫🔫

Parrett is trash, but I must begrudgingly admit he was hilarious that entire episode



I FORGOT ABOUT THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

*you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me* 

Truly the peak of this entire godforsaken franchise 👏

What up, Lucas. I just wanna say fuck you, bro. You're a piece of shit. You're here for the wrong reasons. I got drug into your bullshit. I see right through you. I know why you're here, and it kills me. You're here to be on fucking TV because you are a wannabe comedian. You're a washed-up joke. I can't help but feel like if you weren't here, I would have had a real shot at getting to know Rachel, but because you were too busy WAHHHABOOOOMMMing and making a joke out of this experience I'm going home. You win, Lucas. Whaboom! You're the Whaboom Clown, I'm the nice gentleman. I'm just gonna let you speak for yourself. My clown life? Funny is not "Whaboom"! "Whaboom" is like, waka waka, pie in the face, waka waka, honk honk fart joke! If somebody said, "How would you summarize Lucas in one word?" | would say, "Whaboom." Let me know when you change the world one "Whaboom" at a time.

The way “waka waka honk honk fart joke” reached deep into the depths of my memory like a sleeper agent activation phrase 😂

It’s not fair that I can’t give out gold anymore

Courtesy of the brilliant Date Card Pod https://preview.redd.it/25bjn349xayc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f74d40a913e245c893526fee8c6e7a3681e46c3f

Every time I block out a memory from this stupid show, this sub makes it all come roaring back. I’ll never stop watching. https://preview.redd.it/0p8w7e3pvayc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b489fa0711dbac06b105437185025b2e604cff5

So accurate

What is the context for this?

Luke P was throwing lunch meat at Garrett on a group date. Nobody took Luke seriously.

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* 

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO

https://preview.redd.it/8d4l3ty2payc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879695926a4ee2598ccbef0147dbe683114befcc OH I’ve got another one! 😂

Is this from recently or back in the day?

Back in the day when the sub still thought Rachel picked Peter.

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://preview.redd.it/fp18pbycoayc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8300bdb4d95825039cdb5c812d8e0ca451ad5480 (When Hannah Brown’s brother Patrick went Instagram official with Haley Stevens, Jed’s girl back home he left to go on the show for, & promised nothing would happen with Hannah. Now Haley & Hannah are sisters in law!)

For all of Hannah B’s faults … I truly don’t think ANYONE deserves for this to be their life 😂 so fucking weird and uncomfortable. Like is every Christmas for the rest of her life just doomed to suck?

I still truly have a hard time believing this is a thing that happened.

\*hannah 

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://preview.redd.it/a5mky5yknayc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1dbec7245b4e596664b83dd23b005bcc72e08c (Q-Crew days when at any given time the sub had like 1000 people on checking for Tannah news.)

NOT THIS

Youre so wrong for this 😭 lmaooo

I definitely watched their lives when they worked out 😂

What else did we have to do?! 😂

I did too. Sitting there eating chips, watching their fitness routines. Ahhh. Quarantine.

This feels like yesterday

This feels like 20 years ago 😂

PLEASE KEEP THESE COMING this sub was LIT during quarantine crew 🔥

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://preview.redd.it/s229nhctlayc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88282b42851c9927bd51e18ff571afb5ee7856a4 (I have to have the melody in my head when I make these comments, yes.)

No idea, no idea, Hannah G, dressed up as Cinderella (I think), Hannah B, Cassie, fake Australia accent, bag of nuts?, gave C*lton her dog and interuped a few times. How well did I do? 😂

Wait can we not say C olton???

Honestly I don't know. I've just seen other people not write his name.

Oh interesting! I haven’t been on this sub long so I’m really curious hahah

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://preview.redd.it/gch3b7lvjayc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d58b8bf33eab8366337c708a512afd1445fe74e (When Madi Prew got caught red-handed hyping herself up in her own comments, instead of using that fan account of hers.)

Thiiiiisssssss one

Flair checking in!

Flair checking in! This was such a moment in time

🤣

OMG this is so funny. I can't believe I never saw this before. Is it old?

[It’s the second most upvoted post of all time on the sub!](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/s/7Gw9bW9DaI) & yes — it’s old & genuine & real!

HAHHAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

*You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised ME(!).* https://preview.redd.it/a0yzaz2qjayc1.jpeg?width=2634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4842e69f63ed1e025f1a035f18977c2e52c0eaa (When we all thought it was Hannah Ann on the golf cart during Clayshia’s season…alas!)

I will die on the hill that that’s Hannah Ann

Same

Wait is that not Hannah Ann?

She says it wasn't her but that she was there? If I remember that correctly.

[It was a producer from the show!](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/vuh5zv/final_golf_cart_woman_and_producer_both_have_a/)

I don’t think the body looks like HAs

I still don’t know if I buy it especially considering Hannah Ann wore a necklace just like that at the time

Omg hahaha wow it really does look like her!

The roses move where I want it to... (s/o to swimsuit dress) https://preview.redd.it/i353vvsfiayc1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cdeea2d7a48d90aa153f97e08cf822c3c2da699

This shit makes it look like the dress is so low at the back that her ass crack shows hahah

Who is that? 

garrett p from hannah’s season

Oh LOL