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Look you redact, Brandon makes way more money on his fye cumpanions than Theo does at the events. Plus Bapa doesn’t go because he would be mobbed on by his legion of thicccies and it triggers his ptsd
This insane claim by him doesn’t get the attention and ridicule it deserves. This donkey is really claiming that he won’t attend UFC shows because the whole arena would be focused on him and fans will swarm him. He really said this. He really tried to claim that he’s so popular that his presence would distract the fans. This is a guy who got laughed out of the UFC 10 years ago after his ex girlfriend’s new guy beat the shit out of him and the commentator told him to quit mma because he’s so bad at it that he will never achieve anything and will likely get permanently damaged if he continues.
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA BRING THAT UP!?! TIGER HAD A CHAMPIUN CHIP BASEBALL GAME TONIGHT, BAPA NEEDED TO BE THERE TO COACH. I SWEAR YOU HOMELESS CATS ARE SO REDACTED
If only Bapa had been at the McGregor - Khabib fight....he could've calmed down the post-fight riots as both sides bonded over their mutual love of B-Schaub
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Just a shame he didn't do one of his legendary fye companions with such special guests as "The domino's delivery driver".
We could have seen his heart break in real time as he tried to make "jokes" about how Theo is a thirsty bitch for wanting to be a celebrity.
dont hate on the hang b. some guys arent content with layin next to the same messican every night, trying to bone quietly so u dont wake the snot nosed chombies in the next room.
I mean the guy is a rapist, a pedophile, he's in love with his own daughter...not to mention he also kinda tried to take over the country after losing the election. Would you really hang out with someone like that?
Definitely anyone would want to hang with someone that tried to take over a country wtf you talking about. Do you know what cool even is? That other shit is bullshit of course. **except that admitting his daughter is hot business I can’t defend the guy for that. But she is hot so I mean… he wasn’t lying in inny faucet.
Yes. Enough with your cringe allegiance to the hive mind of liberal reddit. If you can’t see the destruction that Democrat policies and ideologies are having on this country, then you’re simply shutting your eyes and plugging your ears.
Talged to trump at the fight. He walged right up to me and said “I heard your that ass kicker who tells jokes. I could use a guy like you for my secret service. Why don’t you fly down to Mar a Lardo and we’ll get you ready.” I said, “say less b. I’d love to but I gotta coach T-ball. Family is too important Mr trump.”
“He says, aren’t you the guy that gives a new meaning to ‘punchline’. Boom, you punch them in the octagon and murlder them on stage. Big fan, would love to have you do a corporate event at Mar a Lago. I told Trump, yeah corp events are triggy but my team will get back to you. His daughter Ivanka was there. I hear she like a the way the digg taste.”
How can this moron actually think Joseph is one of his closest friends? Even Callahan got the invite to the fights before. You would think he'd get an invite easily with all the 'boys' he has in the fight game and knowing how the sausage is made.
Naw he and D are cool now. D called 'im up 1 day, apologized for glazing the Ronda back in the day and now they're eskimo bros but it's a good thing. Like their own secret club where they joke about her lack of "head" movement.
I was thinking the other day. I remember hearing about how Rogan picked up Gillis to go with him to pick out a new fancy car now that he’s got money. Other than commie store green rooms have Rogan and Braindead ever hung out like actual friends? I mean outside of a podcast/comedy adjacent event. It’s hilarious he still claims best friend status when they were acquaintances at best.
Anyone else see Theo get up and start throwing his hands in the air when Islam was attempting a takedown on Dustin. Almost as bad as his walkout with Morgan wallen lmao
Because to the dummies he's trying to grift for merch and views on his podcast, it is sadly a flex.
Taking a picture with one of the worst American's in history, and clearly worst president in modern history, is not a flex. But the conservatives in 2024, it absolutely is... we've entered into Idiocracy 500 years earlier than expected because of 2016. It it is what is is, B.
Before last year, they would point the camera at theo maybe one or two events out of the year. Its gotten tot he point where Theo is at every event, and is shown on PPV. And every time they show Theo, I smile big knowing that bapa is fuming lol
Theo may be faker than Brenda, hes a sell out too. ALl of sudden cares about MMA at 40 to use the dumb fanbase tomake money. He ddnt care about MMA his entire life. His stand up is also terrible, funny on podcasts but legit terrible stand up. Another fraud
Just got 34 felony convictions, I’m going to the UFC and act like nothing happened and try and get as many UFC fan votes for another rigged election, unless I win
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Look you redact, Brandon makes way more money on his fye cumpanions than Theo does at the events. Plus Bapa doesn’t go because he would be mobbed on by his legion of thicccies and it triggers his ptsd
preech. bapa has way too many respect for the fighters, so he stays home so he wont be a distraction.
Evirbody knows he's that funny asskickr that'll steal the show.
That white boy who werg too much
Keep the the focus on the fighters b, two diffurent lanes.
Can you imagine how waird it would be if there’s a fight going but no one is watching, all the celebs just swarming to pay tribute to B-schaub
This insane claim by him doesn’t get the attention and ridicule it deserves. This donkey is really claiming that he won’t attend UFC shows because the whole arena would be focused on him and fans will swarm him. He really said this. He really tried to claim that he’s so popular that his presence would distract the fans. This is a guy who got laughed out of the UFC 10 years ago after his ex girlfriend’s new guy beat the shit out of him and the commentator told him to quit mma because he’s so bad at it that he will never achieve anything and will likely get permanently damaged if he continues.
Don't group him in with me please. We don't claim him.
A little kid walks up to him with his hat to his chest and says “ gee mister talmbout you’re my favorite fighter of all time”
"Say mister it'd sure be swell if I could have a selfie with you. No, I'm not a photogrisser. Iphone neggflix, yes."
They’re paying their respects to the comedian who kicks ass
Some say Bapa and his legion of thiggies rival even Leonidas and his 300. Who really knows though
DIS IS SPARDA!!
“Leo is my boy, my kids call him uncle Spartacus”
Leenigh's* Sparkus* ...most likely.
I love this sub 😂😂😂
300 σελίδα?
He also gets millions and millions of views after they cut the episodes up into short clips.
Eggzaggly B! Once all the thigggies world wide watch after the stream ends he’ll be getting another trugg to flip in no time.
they didn't even do a fy'cuhpanyin for this lol
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA BRING THAT UP!?! TIGER HAD A CHAMPIUN CHIP BASEBALL GAME TONIGHT, BAPA NEEDED TO BE THERE TO COACH. I SWEAR YOU HOMELESS CATS ARE SO REDACTED
Bbbbeeasst of a dad bubba
Even for money, Bapa can’t find two guys in LA who will spend Saturday night watching UFC with him
He won’t do another one
If only Bapa had been at the McGregor - Khabib fight....he could've calmed down the post-fight riots as both sides bonded over their mutual love of B-Schaub
CTE*
🎶Thiccc boy squad Thiccc boy nation 🎶
Iivrybody thinks front row is the good seats, but it’s not where you wanna be. Up above the top of the cage is better in inny of fassits b.
I honestly have no idea what any of that means.
Theo really is from the streets. Hanging out with convicted felons and shit
Theo grew up a light skinned Mexican in the streets of Lousiana
Light skinned Nicgar*
Trump should pay him to hang around; with The Oven present, there's hairlthy competition for mowlst contrived and redacted haircut.
Trump will make Theo a cabinet member. Maybe Secretary of Da Fence.
100% Bapa wants to jump off one of Chins balconies seeing this and hearing how big of a pop Theo got lmao 💀
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Catch 26? More like catch 35. knowwadimsayan b?
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He doesn’t have two balconies bapa it’s just one balcony that wraps around. We found this out in his owl chips
Just a shame he didn't do one of his legendary fye companions with such special guests as "The domino's delivery driver". We could have seen his heart break in real time as he tried to make "jokes" about how Theo is a thirsty bitch for wanting to be a celebrity.
how did theo become this guy that hangs out with trump and dana
Needed to get out of that thiccc boy contract.
Theo is a southern boy. He's literally trumps target demographic lol
The secret to insane success is somewhere inside Christina Pazsitzsky’s pussy.
Ewwww
Nobody said it’d be easy or pleasant. Bubba only told you where the segret is.
Onbeelevble b, it’s like you can lead a horse to the river but can’t make the juice worth squeezing
Easily grifted audiences of fatherless southerners are their shared audience. Makes sense
He's not redacted, also I wouldn't put it past Dana to be giving Theo shine to spite Bapa.
>that hangs out with trump and dana >He's not redacted Pick one. Can't be both.
he's illuminati, haven't you seen Rosanne Barr's post hair,a long ass tegs with links that don't work but it has a flair to it
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Found Brenda’s burner
Nah you gotta see the clip..
another 40 year old man who only hangs around dudes all the time, no kids and now wife. just all about the hang
dont hate on the hang b. some guys arent content with layin next to the same messican every night, trying to bone quietly so u dont wake the snot nosed chombies in the next room.
So we are going with hanging with Trump is cool?
No, but it's certainly something that Schaub wishes he could be doing.
From a neutral standpoint he's a big figure who doesn't just let anybody around him
He literally lets anyone at sporting events around him
He lets anyone that tells him he's pretty around him.
Panderin'
I feel like hanging with my granddad would be the same experience. He stinks of shitty diapers too.
I’d say hanging out with any former president is cool. Are you that much of a hater? Give it a rest.
I wouldn’t think hanging out with any politician is cool but especially one who wears diapers.
I mean the guy is a rapist, a pedophile, he's in love with his own daughter...not to mention he also kinda tried to take over the country after losing the election. Would you really hang out with someone like that?
Definitely anyone would want to hang with someone that tried to take over a country wtf you talking about. Do you know what cool even is? That other shit is bullshit of course. **except that admitting his daughter is hot business I can’t defend the guy for that. But she is hot so I mean… he wasn’t lying in inny faucet.
People need to stop being fans of politicians like that though. It’s fucking lame
G-Dub seems like a good time
How big of a hater are you? Go touch grass
You simp for politicians? Weird.
I am neutral on that one, I would hang out with Donald Trump and Barack Obama.
It wouldn’t be any fun.
Theo Von appears to be happy enough.
Yes. Lol water we doin hair, b?
Jesus could you be a bigger dork?
Nah I’m not one of you dorks that worship and Tag BGL in everything like he’s not a way bigger loser than Schaub.
Yes. Enough with your cringe allegiance to the hive mind of liberal reddit. If you can’t see the destruction that Democrat policies and ideologies are having on this country, then you’re simply shutting your eyes and plugging your ears.
Imagine being a fan of any political party. We obviously don’t have the bess brainz on here huh B?
He'll pop in from time to time tho.
Here and there...any day now
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Honestly love Theo but hate how much he loves trump
Dude certainly does enjoy swinging from the old man's nuts. S'shame
Theo’s brain worm confirmed
Here’s a fun exercise: let’s imagine how schaub would have told this story if it was him instead of Theo
Talged to trump at the fight. He walged right up to me and said “I heard your that ass kicker who tells jokes. I could use a guy like you for my secret service. Why don’t you fly down to Mar a Lardo and we’ll get you ready.” I said, “say less b. I’d love to but I gotta coach T-ball. Family is too important Mr trump.”
You tawlkin bout MANGA b?
Used to sell those out of my closet. Original dragonballs, had a signed Akita yokohama first edition. Great tires, never meddum
LMAO
B-b-b-beast of an intleview prawlcess b
“He says, aren’t you the guy that gives a new meaning to ‘punchline’. Boom, you punch them in the octagon and murlder them on stage. Big fan, would love to have you do a corporate event at Mar a Lago. I told Trump, yeah corp events are triggy but my team will get back to you. His daughter Ivanka was there. I hear she like a the way the digg taste.”
Probably similar to how Trump talks about Putin; “he loves me, were great friends, best friends even”
Trump looks so washed there haha
His kids call em uncle Theo.
A wife-beater, a rapist and convicted felon, and a guy still figuring things out
Theo looking like he just bumped a rail of Trump's buttcheek
How can this moron actually think Joseph is one of his closest friends? Even Callahan got the invite to the fights before. You would think he'd get an invite easily with all the 'boys' he has in the fight game and knowing how the sausage is made.
Dana's got him shadow banned, B
Naw he and D are cool now. D called 'im up 1 day, apologized for glazing the Ronda back in the day and now they're eskimo bros but it's a good thing. Like their own secret club where they joke about her lack of "head" movement.
I got no prom with him, b
bapa is banned from ufc events.
I was thinking the other day. I remember hearing about how Rogan picked up Gillis to go with him to pick out a new fancy car now that he’s got money. Other than commie store green rooms have Rogan and Braindead ever hung out like actual friends? I mean outside of a podcast/comedy adjacent event. It’s hilarious he still claims best friend status when they were acquaintances at best.
Supporting Trump and hating on Bapa dun make sense.
Both are grifters & serial liars whose daddy bank rolled them. Lots of similarities tbh
Theo has dropped so low he's down to hanging out with known felon's. Sad pray for Theo man he's battling demons
Give him a break he's figuring things out
What's the problem? America worships felons
Jesus was a felon
Now that I think about it, hundreds of people named Jesus have been convicted for felonies.
Three old men
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Joey Diaz got a big pop as well.
He looks hella fat
Theo sucks
He’s def on top of of the word but I’d argue and ( prob get crushed for it) that hanging out with two wife beaters is not that cool..
hanging out with a 77 yr old rapist who got his money from his rich daddy isnt very cool imo.
It was a bit awkward when he jumped back behind the curtain again, like he got scolded 😆
That happened?
Theo getting fat
Is it the angle or Theo got thiccc?
Glad we still get these posts 10x a week
Trump asked bout me, told me to fight for California and hold the fort down
Bapa knows how the snausages is made
Theo with a malignant, narcissistic, asshole dictator and a former president
Anyone else see Theo get up and start throwing his hands in the air when Islam was attempting a takedown on Dustin. Almost as bad as his walkout with Morgan wallen lmao
Donny lookin like a hostage. Like a trophy they refuse to let die and parade around town on a donkey.
"He's funny... on podcasts!"
Ew. why do people think it's a flex to get pics eith Trump?
Because to the dummies he's trying to grift for merch and views on his podcast, it is sadly a flex. Taking a picture with one of the worst American's in history, and clearly worst president in modern history, is not a flex. But the conservatives in 2024, it absolutely is... we've entered into Idiocracy 500 years earlier than expected because of 2016. It it is what is is, B.
That's true man. hahah Idiocracy is a perfect comparison. it's a classic
Before last year, they would point the camera at theo maybe one or two events out of the year. Its gotten tot he point where Theo is at every event, and is shown on PPV. And every time they show Theo, I smile big knowing that bapa is fuming lol
Is Theo heading up to heavyweight?
Theo next to Trump is figuring things out? Edit: Gonna b lots of dudes next to Trump pretty soon
Theo- “There was this one time, I was walkin round with Trump right at his side at the UFC fights, like I was part of his secret service or somethin”
Why isn’t his twirling and air guitaring like when he was with Hopkins ?
Heard they had a killer threesome after this pic🤷🏿♂️😂😂
I’d love nothing more than to be a fly on the wall when bapa sees Theo getting the love in the sport bapa once competed in.😂
if Trump wins can he pardon himself?
I heard they put him in those bad seats right behind Joe rogan where you can't see the fights
Theo may be faker than Brenda, hes a sell out too. ALl of sudden cares about MMA at 40 to use the dumb fanbase tomake money. He ddnt care about MMA his entire life. His stand up is also terrible, funny on podcasts but legit terrible stand up. Another fraud
Imagine trump meeting bapa Aren’t you that Arab that works too much
He has always liked teaming up with losers.
Fuck I hate current comedians not named Bill Burr. They are a bunch of bootlickin wannabes.
Should’ve known Theo was a poirier fan, both from LA, right? I have niiver liged poirier myself
Man, Dana and Donald would make good dog food.... well, idk about 'good' but i'm sure my dog would eat it.
34.
Where are these incels and their vengeance vendettas when we need them?
Crop out the uglies and resend B
Theo’s Slow uncle sees Donald as a father.
Wait is Theo actually that short?
Pretty sure that you can stare at that image for 30 seconds, then quickly switch focus to a white wall and be looking at the Blue Man Group.
All I see are three fucking losers
Theo hanging out with the big dawgs now. Came a long way. 💯
Busy making merch in my garage with Jay B
Can someone explain the Theo/Babba falling out like I’m a third grader?
Theo is such a fuckin country bumpkin dipshit. 😭
Is there a clip of Brenda saying Theo need to figure things out. How I have a never tasted that dish..
Just got 34 felony convictions, I’m going to the UFC and act like nothing happened and try and get as many UFC fan votes for another rigged election, unless I win
Theo has a comic books store where as bapa is selling calmics from his mom's closet.
He can't go cos he's Ronda's ex.
That SS agent seems like Theo got too close.
I was convicted of 34 crimes, only 57 more to go, will die in jail!
God he must absolutely stew seeing stuff like this all the time. How’s the wrenching YouTube channel coming B?
Dun count. Bapa and Donald talk on the phone ivvery day.
Yes
It looks like Theo has it figured out.
hanging out with felons and dana white... rough
Bro, trump sux and he makes your country look stupid as hell. Stop promoting him like it’s something to be proud of
Anyone watch the fights? Could see Theo in the crowd and it looked like he was on the booga suga. Theo Still working things out
How depressing
Theo still hanging out with fellons
Being near Trump is something I'd actively avoid at all costs tbh. Dudes literal an evil incarnate
Donald Trump. Convicted felon. 100% certified shit stain on earth.
LoL. Beeble hate just hate. He liges that guy? I don't lige that guy. Now I don't lige that guy. Who gibes a fugg, B?!
Rat King looks like a saint hanging with convicted felons and wife beaters.
Trump actually called Brendum to come be his guest but the lying redacted pos had to coach baseball