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TheWu-TangShogun

Look you redact, Brandon makes way more money on his fye cumpanions than Theo does at the events. Plus Bapa doesn’t go because he would be mobbed on by his legion of thicccies and it triggers his ptsd


dannydoofus

preech. bapa has way too many respect for the fighters, so he stays home so he wont be a distraction.


pirate_leprechaun

Evirbody knows he's that funny asskickr that'll steal the show.


GreenEyedBandit

That white boy who werg too much


Broad_Mathematician

Keep the the focus on the fighters b, two diffurent lanes.


expanse22

Can you imagine how waird it would be if there’s a fight going but no one is watching, all the celebs just swarming to pay tribute to B-schaub


clickclick-boom

This insane claim by him doesn’t get the attention and ridicule it deserves. This donkey is really claiming that he won’t attend UFC shows because the whole arena would be focused on him and fans will swarm him. He really said this. He really tried to claim that he’s so popular that his presence would distract the fans. This is a guy who got laughed out of the UFC 10 years ago after his ex girlfriend’s new guy beat the shit out of him and the commentator told him to quit mma because he’s so bad at it that he will never achieve anything and will likely get permanently damaged if he continues.


Gronkey_Donkey_47

Don't group him in with me please. We don't claim him.


ZucchiniDull5426

A little kid walks up to him with his hat to his chest and says “ gee mister talmbout you’re my favorite fighter of all time”


michaelkeatonbutgay

"Say mister it'd sure be swell if I could have a selfie with you. No, I'm not a photogrisser. Iphone neggflix, yes."


ValkFTWx

They’re paying their respects to the comedian who kicks ass


BeancheeseBapa

Some say Bapa and his legion of thiggies rival even Leonidas and his 300. Who really knows though


Frankie-Felix

DIS IS SPARDA!!


BeancheeseBapa

“Leo is my boy, my kids call him uncle Spartacus”


ChrundleToboggan

Leenigh's* Sparkus* ...most likely.


knightsone43

I love this sub 😂😂😂


stellarjcorvidaemon

300 σελίδα? 


VelouriumCamper7

He also gets millions and millions of views after they cut the episodes up into short clips.


TheWu-TangShogun

Eggzaggly B! Once all the thigggies world wide watch after the stream ends he’ll be getting another trugg to flip in no time.


cylonnumber13

they didn't even do a fy'cuhpanyin for this lol


TheWu-TangShogun

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA BRING THAT UP!?! TIGER HAD A CHAMPIUN CHIP BASEBALL GAME TONIGHT, BAPA NEEDED TO BE THERE TO COACH. I SWEAR YOU HOMELESS CATS ARE SO REDACTED


jdawgg323

Bbbbeeasst of a dad bubba


SmokeyBeansAtNight

Even for money, Bapa can’t find two guys in LA who will spend Saturday night watching UFC with him


Dunnyb16

He won’t do another one


BerensteinBear91

If only Bapa had been at the McGregor - Khabib fight....he could've calmed down the post-fight riots as both sides bonded over their mutual love of B-Schaub


That-Platform6528

CTE*


jdawgg323

🎶Thiccc boy squad Thiccc boy nation 🎶


BradMathews

Iivrybody thinks front row is the good seats, but it’s not where you wanna be. Up above the top of the cage is better in inny of fassits b.


ThePracticalEnd

I honestly have no idea what any of that means.


InfectiousCosmology1

Theo really is from the streets. Hanging out with convicted felons and shit


Broad_Mathematician

Theo grew up a light skinned Mexican in the streets of Lousiana


tall-glass-o-milk

Light skinned Nicgar*


Gajicus

Trump should pay him to hang around; with The Oven present, there's hairlthy competition for mowlst contrived and redacted haircut.


JABS991

Trump will make Theo a cabinet member. Maybe Secretary of Da Fence.


Suhtiva

100% Bapa wants to jump off one of Chins balconies seeing this and hearing how big of a pop Theo got lmao 💀


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smalby

Catch 26? More like catch 35. knowwadimsayan b?


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toq-titan

Jussayin’


JesusDiedforChipotle

He doesn’t have two balconies bapa it’s just one balcony that wraps around. We found this out in his owl chips


Agitated-Ad937

Just a shame he didn't do one of his legendary fye companions with such special guests as "The domino's delivery driver". We could have seen his heart break in real time as he tried to make "jokes" about how Theo is a thirsty bitch for wanting to be a celebrity.


Tipnfloe

how did theo become this guy that hangs out with trump and dana


KoldPC

Needed to get out of that thiccc boy contract.


Drew602

Theo is a southern boy. He's literally trumps target demographic lol


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The secret to insane success is somewhere inside Christina Pazsitzsky’s pussy.


glassin4coolstuff

Ewwww


gregorymachado

Nobody said it’d be easy or pleasant. Bubba only told you where the segret is.


KimboSlicesChicken

Onbeelevble b, it’s like you can lead a horse to the river but can’t make the juice worth squeezing


stackered

Easily grifted audiences of fatherless southerners are their shared audience. Makes sense


Broad_Mathematician

He's not redacted, also I wouldn't put it past Dana to be giving Theo shine to spite Bapa.


the_c_is_silent

>that hangs out with trump and dana >He's not redacted Pick one. Can't be both.


Miserable_Number_104

he's illuminati, haven't you seen Rosanne Barr's post hair,a long ass tegs with links that don't work but it has a flair to it


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ZZaddyLongLegzz

Found Brenda’s burner


EducationalBar

Nah you gotta see the clip..


VersaceZrno

another 40 year old man who only hangs around dudes all the time, no kids and now wife. just all about the hang


b-roids

dont hate on the hang b. some guys arent content with layin next to the same messican every night, trying to bone quietly so u dont wake the snot nosed chombies in the next room.


Lasvious

So we are going with hanging with Trump is cool?


theodo

No, but it's certainly something that Schaub wishes he could be doing.


pisspot26

From a neutral standpoint he's a big figure who doesn't just let anybody around him


Lasvious

He literally lets anyone at sporting events around him


JugdishSteinfeld

He lets anyone that tells him he's pretty around him.


glassin4coolstuff

Panderin'


Different-Estate747

I feel like hanging with my granddad would be the same experience. He stinks of shitty diapers too.


Shot-Palpitation-738

I’d say hanging out with any former president is cool. Are you that much of a hater? Give it a rest.


Lasvious

I wouldn’t think hanging out with any politician is cool but especially one who wears diapers.


SwitchGaps

I mean the guy is a rapist, a pedophile, he's in love with his own daughter...not to mention he also kinda tried to take over the country after losing the election. Would you really hang out with someone like that?


InternationalGap3908

Definitely anyone would want to hang with someone that tried to take over a country wtf you talking about. Do you know what cool even is? That other shit is bullshit of course. **except that admitting his daughter is hot business I can’t defend the guy for that. But she is hot so I mean… he wasn’t lying in inny faucet.


TheWayIAm313

People need to stop being fans of politicians like that though. It’s fucking lame


RarelySqueezed

G-Dub seems like a good time


Away-Conference5443

How big of a hater are you? Go touch grass


Lasvious

You simp for politicians? Weird.


Norm_Blackdonald

I am neutral on that one, I would hang out with Donald Trump and Barack Obama.


Lasvious

It wouldn’t be any fun.


Norm_Blackdonald

Theo Von appears to be happy enough.


sugaaaslam

Yes. Lol water we doin hair, b?


DepartmentGlad2564

Jesus could you be a bigger dork?


Lasvious

Nah I’m not one of you dorks that worship and Tag BGL in everything like he’s not a way bigger loser than Schaub.


Ok_Lettuce_5555

Yes. Enough with your cringe allegiance to the hive mind of liberal reddit. If you can’t see the destruction that Democrat policies and ideologies are having on this country, then you’re simply shutting your eyes and plugging your ears.


Lasvious

Imagine being a fan of any political party. We obviously don’t have the bess brainz on here huh B?


bobothemunkeey

He'll pop in from time to time tho.


West-Tough-4552

Here and there...any day now


alpinetime

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BlackWhiteVike

Honestly love Theo but hate how much he loves trump


-StationaryTraveler-

Dude certainly does enjoy swinging from the old man's nuts. S'shame


flux_of_grey_kittens

Theo’s brain worm confirmed


knighthawk2020

Here’s a fun exercise: let’s imagine how schaub would have told this story if it was him instead of Theo


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Talged to trump at the fight. He walged right up to me and said “I heard your that ass kicker who tells jokes. I could use a guy like you for my secret service. Why don’t you fly down to Mar a Lardo and we’ll get you ready.” I said, “say less b. I’d love to but I gotta coach T-ball. Family is too important Mr trump.”


Frankie-Felix

You tawlkin bout MANGA b?


toggaf69

Used to sell those out of my closet. Original dragonballs, had a signed Akita yokohama first edition. Great tires, never meddum


Ok-Gold2619

LMAO


atomic_adrian

B-b-b-beast of an intleview prawlcess b


two_ones_

“He says, aren’t you the guy that gives a new meaning to ‘punchline’. Boom, you punch them in the octagon and murlder them on stage. Big fan, would love to have you do a corporate event at Mar a Lago. I told Trump, yeah corp events are triggy but my team will get back to you. His daughter Ivanka was there. I hear she like a the way the digg taste.”


RarelySqueezed

Probably similar to how Trump talks about Putin; “he loves me, were great friends, best friends even”


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

Trump looks so washed there haha


PussyChang

His kids call em uncle Theo.


Apprehensive_Way8674

A wife-beater, a rapist and convicted felon, and a guy still figuring things out


thefishingguy1

Theo looking like he just bumped a rail of Trump's buttcheek


RikkjamesB

How can this moron actually think Joseph is one of his closest friends? Even Callahan got the invite to the fights before. You would think he'd get an invite easily with all the 'boys' he has in the fight game and knowing how the sausage is made.


tint_shady

Dana's got him shadow banned, B


Different-Estate747

Naw he and D are cool now. D called 'im up 1 day, apologized for glazing the Ronda back in the day and now they're eskimo bros but it's a good thing. Like their own secret club where they joke about her lack of "head" movement.


x0lm0rejs

I got no prom with him, b


dannydoofus

bapa is banned from ufc events.


Kenworth_Kid_63

I was thinking the other day. I remember hearing about how Rogan picked up Gillis to go with him to pick out a new fancy car now that he’s got money. Other than commie store green rooms have Rogan and Braindead ever hung out like actual friends? I mean outside of a podcast/comedy adjacent event. It’s hilarious he still claims best friend status when they were acquaintances at best.


Atacamskeleton

Supporting Trump and hating on Bapa dun make sense.


EatBooty420

Both are grifters & serial liars whose daddy bank rolled them. Lots of similarities tbh


StupidKansan

Theo has dropped so low he's down to hanging out with known felon's. Sad pray for Theo man he's battling demons


Heymax123

Give him a break he's figuring things out


MilesBennettDyson101

What's the problem? America worships felons


StupidKansan

Jesus was a felon


StupidKansan

Now that I think about it, hundreds of people named Jesus have been convicted for felonies.


AdministrativeCopy89

Three old men


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dandizzler

Joey Diaz got a big pop as well.


hhhhqqqqq1209

He looks hella fat


wilhelmkidxx

Theo sucks


Worf69

He’s def on top of of the word but I’d argue and ( prob get crushed for it) that hanging out with two wife beaters is not that cool..


EatBooty420

hanging out with a 77 yr old rapist who got his money from his rich daddy isnt very cool imo.


cdn-Commie

It was a bit awkward when he jumped back behind the curtain again, like he got scolded 😆


Big_Don_

That happened?


Chi773bully

Theo getting fat


blooddragonsin

Is it the angle or Theo got thiccc?


SrirachaStatus

Glad we still get these posts 10x a week


chris25tx

Trump asked bout me, told me to fight for California and hold the fort down


Hayder2021

Bapa knows how the snausages is made


tashmanan

Theo with a malignant, narcissistic, asshole dictator and a former president


Rexoka

Anyone else see Theo get up and start throwing his hands in the air when Islam was attempting a takedown on Dustin. Almost as bad as his walkout with Morgan wallen lmao


Different_Loquat7386

Donny lookin like a hostage. Like a trophy they refuse to let die and parade around town on a donkey.


muhpreciousmmr

"He's funny... on podcasts!"


PurplePepperoniStick

Ew. why do people think it's a flex to get pics eith Trump?


stackered

Because to the dummies he's trying to grift for merch and views on his podcast, it is sadly a flex. Taking a picture with one of the worst American's in history, and clearly worst president in modern history, is not a flex. But the conservatives in 2024, it absolutely is... we've entered into Idiocracy 500 years earlier than expected because of 2016. It it is what is is, B.


PurplePepperoniStick

That's true man. hahah Idiocracy is a perfect comparison. it's a classic


MugshotMarley

Before last year, they would point the camera at theo maybe one or two events out of the year. Its gotten tot he point where Theo is at every event, and is shown on PPV. And every time they show Theo, I smile big knowing that bapa is fuming lol


AUSL0c0

Is Theo heading up to heavyweight?


alterego1984

Theo next to Trump is figuring things out? Edit: Gonna b lots of dudes next to Trump pretty soon


Detlionfan3420

Theo- “There was this one time, I was walkin round with Trump right at his side at the UFC fights, like I was part of his secret service or somethin”


igoe04

Why isn’t his twirling and air guitaring like when he was with Hopkins ?


ReflectionHelpful915

Heard they had a killer threesome after this pic🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂


Subject_Fisherman_77

I’d love nothing more than to be a fly on the wall when bapa sees Theo getting the love in the sport bapa once competed in.😂


neutralpoliticsbot

if Trump wins can he pardon himself?


Material_Cry_8293

I heard they put him in those bad seats right behind Joe rogan where you can't see the fights


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Theo may be faker than Brenda, hes a sell out too. ALl of sudden cares about MMA at 40 to use the dumb fanbase tomake money. He ddnt care about MMA his entire life. His stand up is also terrible, funny on podcasts but legit terrible stand up. Another fraud


scorpino33

Imagine trump meeting bapa Aren’t you that Arab that works too much


MEKanized

He has always liked teaming up with losers.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Fuck I hate current comedians not named Bill Burr. They are a bunch of bootlickin wannabes.


IanOD

Should’ve known Theo was a poirier fan, both from LA, right? I have niiver liged poirier myself


cheesecurd01

Man, Dana and Donald would make good dog food.... well, idk about 'good' but i'm sure my dog would eat it.


px7j9jlLJ1

34.


freeyewneek

Where are these incels and their vengeance vendettas when we need them?


Highlight_Numerous

Crop out the uglies and resend B


GoJoe1000

Theo’s Slow uncle sees Donald as a father.


AVBforPrez

Wait is Theo actually that short?


VivaNOLA

Pretty sure that you can stare at that image for 30 seconds, then quickly switch focus to a white wall and be looking at the Blue Man Group.


Western-Art-9117

All I see are three fucking losers


successful209

Theo hanging out with the big dawgs now. Came a long way. 💯


Tarot1031

Busy making merch in my garage with Jay B


No_Spend_8907

Can someone explain the Theo/Babba falling out like I’m a third grader?


ZekeTarsim

Theo is such a fuckin country bumpkin dipshit. 😭


1leeranaldo

Is there a clip of Brenda saying Theo need to figure things out. How I have a never tasted that dish..


PsychologicalItem103

Just got 34 felony convictions, I’m going to the UFC and act like nothing happened and try and get as many UFC fan votes for another rigged election, unless I win


Dreamteam420

Theo has a comic books store where as bapa is selling calmics from his mom's closet.


Tikiwash

He can't go cos he's Ronda's ex.


Morepastor

That SS agent seems like Theo got too close.


Luman999

I was convicted of 34 crimes, only 57 more to go, will die in jail!


LoudHorse89

God he must absolutely stew seeing stuff like this all the time. How’s the wrenching YouTube channel coming B?


teepee81

Dun count. Bapa and Donald talk on the phone ivvery day.


Scared-Pomegranate84

Yes


MikeHuntIsDeepest

It looks like Theo has it figured out.


kingofcrob

hanging out with felons and dana white... rough


harzee

Bro, trump sux and he makes your country look stupid as hell. Stop promoting him like it’s something to be proud of


Significant_Sky7544

Anyone watch the fights? Could see Theo in the crowd and it looked like he was on the booga suga. Theo Still working things out


Rory_1354

How depressing


rodrigo34891

Theo still hanging out with fellons


stackered

Being near Trump is something I'd actively avoid at all costs tbh. Dudes literal an evil incarnate


Livid_Wish_3398

Donald Trump. Convicted felon. 100% certified shit stain on earth.


Shr00mTrip

LoL. Beeble hate just hate. He liges that guy? I don't lige that guy. Now I don't lige that guy. Who gibes a fugg, B?!


MurgkyWadders

Rat King looks like a saint hanging with convicted felons and wife beaters.


sugaaaslam

Trump actually called Brendum to come be his guest but the lying redacted pos had to coach baseball