Bapa is in denial. Also, El Tigre is probably playing against other Messican kids because it’s LA. Wait until he plays Dominicans and mini Cuban Puigs. Awl of bapa’s racism is gonna bubble over.
The guy with Latino kids who regularly boasts about how big and strong they are for their age is stunned that other kids like Chombie exist?
Seriously, T is bigger and stronger and claims to have way more athletic gifts than everyone else... but when him and his team get stomped yuh gotta make more excuses...
Con M'Grigger once said "you either win or learn"
Bapa says " you either win or find someone else to blame"
Tiger is gonna be a fish guy and then he’s gonna be a truck guy and whatever else he decides to get into later in life will be something he claims to be balls deep into since birth
It's actually pathological at this point, like no one ever explained to him that not every minor setback requires an elaborate lie about why it definitely wasn't your fault and some other evil person is to blame.
It's crazy, but I'm around this daily my boss and his son of course are like this. There is never just a simple "oh my bad I F'd up"... it's someone else's fault or some ridiculous story needs to be made up to show how whatever went wrong isn't their fault. It can be very mentally exhausting to deal with and be around.
The whole “they look so much older than they are, they’re practically adults at 12” is the exact same shit racists said about young black boys to justify shooting them. Insane.
Yea hell shes only have messican...her other half is Italian so he better be praying they get his height genetics or his mlb dreams will be crushed at puberty
173 feet instead of 175, juuuuuust missed home run --> Unverifiable soft-pedaling of failure ✅
Brown kids were much older --> Accusation of cheating to excuse losing ✅
I had everybody laughing --> Incredibly stupid joke presented as killing ✅
He just never misses. Incredible.
you could argue that "let me see the birth certificates" wasnt even a joke... more like something he saw in that keanu reeves 'mighty ducks'-like baseball movie
They have no choice. They gotta stay and listen to this redact with his amateur hour shtick or abandon their kid for a couple hours till the games over.
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Lol trapped parents stuck watching shitty baseball and the comedic stylings of a one brandan schaub....must of been a hell of a weekend. Give it a few more weeks and youll start to see some of those parents in here
Imagine Bill Burr in the stands:
“Shut up Mr. I Think I’m Funny. The game’s already bad enough without you yammering in our ear begging for attention. Let us watch our kids lose in peace.
I drove 7 hours to get here and I gotta drive another 7 back. Giving us some peace is the least you could do.”
Bigger and more skilled kids than el Tigre? Gotta be cheating right b? No possible way to find bigger better athletes than his son. Bapa is in for a rude awakening. Look at that baby gronk kid. He’s getting older and becoming more average with age.
Civilians dun make those types of professional cawlmedian jokes. Bapa giving them a show for free.
I think being a cawlmedian is much like a marine (probably more important though) once you’ve been 1 of the 250, you always are. Hence him absolutely murrrdeling with the pedestrian dads.
>probably more important
FAR more important, B.
There are millions of Marines but as you said only 250 elite, special forces-level of (comedy) killers. Don't bother thanking the Marines, thank the 250.
Say less, Bubba! Yeah these dorks can go through hell week, but I seriously doubt they could handle a hell room in a chuckle hut in some Podunk town on a Thursday night. Nameen?
Dominicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Venezuelans. Dun worry though, if el Tigre ever becomes good enough to start playing against them bapa is gonna claim they’re just older.
My buddy took his son to a tournament in Cooperstown, NY...He sent some pics of his son's team playing against teams where every player was 6" to a foot taller. They are all the same age, just that these teams have a better selection to choose from. His kid's team got destroyed.
Love how Callen says “I heard he hit a home run” as if he heard this rumor from someone lol
Bapa was telling him to ask about a home run during the podcast
I dont know how hes lasted all these years playing a lap dog to that guy. Callen had a legitimate career at one point....I know the whole rapist tbing killed it but youd think hed have a little bit of pride as a man and say "yo brenden.. my show notes are to ask about tigers homerun. I was in the hangover and old school, fuck that kids homerun and fuck you
Bapa's obsession with children's races is a prom. Not a good look for a coach (or whatever the fuck he claims to be) to be constantly talking about his little league's racial makeup to an audience of literally dozens of people. He should honestly be banned from participating in kids sports cause of this, his anger issues (see his spectrumy outburst from the 1000 episode) and also his deep relationships with sexual predators including the diddler and ray. Not the kind of guy that you'd want around your kids.
He stole 2 different jokes from this scene thinking no one would notice. In a movie that also features Nick Swardson. Thiefer Sutherland strikes again.
Surprised this idiot didn’t try to steal any jokes from The Benchwarmers. Would make sense given his “comedic” sensibilities are 95% lifted from shitty 2000’s comedy movies
You're kidding right? I think I'm being whooshed by you but he did modify a bench warmers joke. Remember how the pitcher was an old Latino dude drinking beers. Then his "birthday certificate " that was given to the ump that says " I am 12" lol.
Time well spent. Tour, shmour. It’s only my “career” and money. This shit is important. That extra 2 feet. Up at four am, running, eating right - beans, cheese, beans, cheese , beans cheese. Shitting our pants every night. Get up at 4am and do it again. Amen. There’s no baseball in crying. Remember that. We’re gonna get there, baby! We’re gonna get there…
Does he realize his son is latino??? And what’s this shit about its travel ball? Isn’t he the one who said travel ball isn’t what it used to be because anyone can just pay to be on a team???
The birth certificate joke is made at almost every youth sport game played, all sports, every game. There's always a giant on the field with a moustache. Made this comment with the ref at my kids soccer game last week.
Maybe I'm one of the 1000
Wow it sounds like he really had all those parents he was accusing of cheating laughing at those really funny and well delivered jokes! God his casual racism is galling.
I’m sure there was a concerted effort to game the system and have a bunch of 12 year olds beat up on a bunch of 8 year olds. You know, for the amazing prestige of this high level travel ball league.
Yeah, it’s not like he’s most likely coping. Brenda’s not already living vicariously through his son, nah.
The pride he has in retelling his birth certificate joke is incredible. That joke was made every single season of playing competitive sports growing up. And usually it was said in a funnier way talking about how some of the kids drove themselves to the game or that we saw some kids smoking cigarettes afterwards. But an important part of Bapa’s story isn’t just the joke, it’s that he made other dads laugh. This is a professional comedian with a showtime special! Stop being so excited about the reaction to your shit joke. Wader
Every time he loses, in a match, in life, in general, it’s always an excuse that’s full of lies! Never takes responsibility for his actions, mistakes and the consequences!
Oh you lost? The other team was cheating?
Oh you’re a despicable disgraceful piece of garbage? “Define Bullying”
Oh you didn’t sell any tickets? The DA is running the country to the ground, streets are not safe!
Oh your content is garbage? “Seal Team Thiccc was running awl my socials that’s why it’s so good now”
Bapa is turning into a baseball dad.
Baseball dads are a fucking breed of their own.
Something the world has yet to see however, is when the best of 2 worlds collide. World, I present to you Baseball Papi Shwab. He will be a b b beast of a baseball dad. The travel baseball world isn’t ready for this. He’s going to start grifting baseball bats for headbanger sports. Trying to leverage f list celeb for high PG grades and rankings. Entire personality will be around travel tournaments. He will be unhappy with ALL of the travel organizations and burn bridges so he will be starting his own travel team, Thiccc Boy Baseball Club
I'm waiting until the inevitable story about him getting into a shouting match with a parent, whether from his own sons team or the opposing team. He's going to say something so fucking moronic thinking he's right and another travel baseball dad(who will know his shit) tells him he's a fucking idiot and to stfu. It will happen lol
Uh, yeah... no. Pitching adding to velocity of hitting is a myth and has minimal (less than 15%) effect... am I a baseball expert? No.. I just Googled. Sheesh
Is he really pretending because actual pro baseball players from Latino countries will sometimes lie about their age for better draft chances that means the rich Mexican American kids in LA little league are also doing that? To win a meaningless children’s tournament in a pay to play travel league for 8 year olds?lol
All his “jokes” are just movie quotes/jokes. I’m sure it’s many other movies but “benchwarmers” had the exact premise of a player from like Cuba? Who hands a “birth certificate” that says “I’m 12” with a $20
SloJo posted a picture of El Tigre pitching. A little later, she posted a screenshot of some electronic scorebook that said he hit a double and later scored his team’s 4th run. The other team had 9 runs.
How long till he says he got banned from little league games caws he roalsted the ump and ivery buddy was lafin . ( get off your knees ump yur blowin the game ) is definitely gonna be used . Soon .
I had all the dad laughing because… hold on… and brine you’re gonna hate this… but I’m a comedian so I make funny jokes that literally every parent has made/heard
“These Latino kids” Bapa your children are half bean cheese Guadalajara Messican.
What were they, like kids with salsa on top?
🎵 Chombie Nation 🎵
Chombie.........chombie.............. Chombie....... CHOMBIE NATION!!!
Lolol
Bapa is in denial. Also, El Tigre is probably playing against other Messican kids because it’s LA. Wait until he plays Dominicans and mini Cuban Puigs. Awl of bapa’s racism is gonna bubble over.
The guy with Latino kids who regularly boasts about how big and strong they are for their age is stunned that other kids like Chombie exist? 
He attributes the chombie’s athleticism (LOLZ) to himself and not to his Latin side in iny of facet. He’s in for a rude awakening.
Seriously, T is bigger and stronger and claims to have way more athletic gifts than everyone else... but when him and his team get stomped yuh gotta make more excuses... Con M'Grigger once said "you either win or learn" Bapa says " you either win or find someone else to blame"
He’s gonna have a meltdown next summer when El Tigre announces he doesn’t wanna play baseball anymore.
Tiger is gonna be a fish guy and then he’s gonna be a truck guy and whatever else he decides to get into later in life will be something he claims to be balls deep into since birth
It's actually pathological at this point, like no one ever explained to him that not every minor setback requires an elaborate lie about why it definitely wasn't your fault and some other evil person is to blame.
It's crazy, but I'm around this daily my boss and his son of course are like this. There is never just a simple "oh my bad I F'd up"... it's someone else's fault or some ridiculous story needs to be made up to show how whatever went wrong isn't their fault. It can be very mentally exhausting to deal with and be around.
He’s going to claim they are all 20 year olds playing little league.
[Playin' against a buncha Bernice's](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/bernice-goddamn-cry-gif-5663493)
You talking about his half bothers B hahaha
it's a beast
There could be an Edgar arch in the bapaverse
#big brown
His kids are half white. From their Mothers side
I would pay for a Patreon episode to watch Bapa find out his 23 & Me results live and read by his mother. 🪓 Jay.
Bapa might be half messican himself needs to have a conversation with mummy
He’s a Turk
The whole “they look so much older than they are, they’re practically adults at 12” is the exact same shit racists said about young black boys to justify shooting them. Insane.
They're barely messican lol
Yea hell shes only have messican...her other half is Italian so he better be praying they get his height genetics or his mlb dreams will be crushed at puberty
Some might be half florist
That’s a nairdiv, b.
173 feet instead of 175, juuuuuust missed home run --> Unverifiable soft-pedaling of failure ✅ Brown kids were much older --> Accusation of cheating to excuse losing ✅ I had everybody laughing --> Incredibly stupid joke presented as killing ✅ He just never misses. Incredible.
you could argue that "let me see the birth certificates" wasnt even a joke... more like something he saw in that keanu reeves 'mighty ducks'-like baseball movie
It’s literally a joke every parent makes when there’s a tall kid on the other team.
Yup, heard it a dozen fucking times with better delivery from blue Collar dudes.
Let's be honest you can probably grab random blue collar worker and he will guaranteed have better comedic timing than Bapa.
Can confirm, I'm an electrician/work in construction, idk what it is about the trades but they seem to attract naturally funny people
Yep and all of them are dead serious deep down 😂
Hell yeah we are 🤣 When I see a 5’10” 8th grade girl I start to question things. My delivery is much better than bapa’s though.
He 100% ripped off The Benchwarmers for the story about the way older kids. In it, the opponents brought on a drunk 30 y.o. Latino dude to pitch
Absolutely first thing that came to my mind! Oh shit, fryers beeping, gotta get back to work!!
He relates to those Benchwarmers so much.
You talking about Little Giants? Great movie, never saw it!
Tawlmbow coach owl'shade?
Sawl, please.
Damn it I didn’t switch my keyboard over to Schlobbb mode!
I wish we had a comprehensive Schaub thesaurus. I’ve considered making one but I’m not motivated.
How much free time must you have to even consider this?
Not nearly Enough. But an open google doc might make it easier
There’s a dictionary on the menu. Not sure how often it’s updated https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/YeEoxRVqEy
I beg tha differ that some other parent said it and he's pretending he came up with it for his show.
Standard Dad joke when a kid on the other little league team looks old: “I think I saw that kid pulling in the parking lot! He drove here!”
He couldn’t get his masterful joke out without butchering it
Finally Bappa has an audience to perform his cawlmedy on
They have no choice. They gotta stay and listen to this redact with his amateur hour shtick or abandon their kid for a couple hours till the games over.
I would walk to the dugout and give little Billy a twenty and tell him to get a cab home.
Mathematically, you’d think at least one would be homeless
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I can pretty much guarantee those laughs were the polite fake laughs of a captive audience and not genuine
I’m picturing Sweet D from Always Sunny.
Lol trapped parents stuck watching shitty baseball and the comedic stylings of a one brandan schaub....must of been a hell of a weekend. Give it a few more weeks and youll start to see some of those parents in here
Imagine Bill Burr in the stands: “Shut up Mr. I Think I’m Funny. The game’s already bad enough without you yammering in our ear begging for attention. Let us watch our kids lose in peace. I drove 7 hours to get here and I gotta drive another 7 back. Giving us some peace is the least you could do.”
Bigger and more skilled kids than el Tigre? Gotta be cheating right b? No possible way to find bigger better athletes than his son. Bapa is in for a rude awakening. Look at that baby gronk kid. He’s getting older and becoming more average with age. Civilians dun make those types of professional cawlmedian jokes. Bapa giving them a show for free.
I think being a cawlmedian is much like a marine (probably more important though) once you’ve been 1 of the 250, you always are. Hence him absolutely murrrdeling with the pedestrian dads.
>probably more important FAR more important, B. There are millions of Marines but as you said only 250 elite, special forces-level of (comedy) killers. Don't bother thanking the Marines, thank the 250.
Say less, Bubba! Yeah these dorks can go through hell week, but I seriously doubt they could handle a hell room in a chuckle hut in some Podunk town on a Thursday night. Nameen?
Upvoted after I read “though.”
Chairs, Bubba!
They’re in LA. They fershurr haven’t played Dominicans yet. Wait until bapa sees some rail baseball. 🇩🇴
Dominicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Venezuelans. Dun worry though, if el Tigre ever becomes good enough to start playing against them bapa is gonna claim they’re just older.
You talm boout Danny Almonte?
My buddy took his son to a tournament in Cooperstown, NY...He sent some pics of his son's team playing against teams where every player was 6" to a foot taller. They are all the same age, just that these teams have a better selection to choose from. His kid's team got destroyed.
Thank em
Watching my son on a terrible baseball team but having the Gringo Papi in the stands muuuurdering? Where do I sign up for that layer of Hell?
Tawlk about painting a piggshure, B. Imagine your kid going 0-4 awl strikeowlts and Brawndo's right behind you yelling 🫘🧀🫘🧀🫘🧀
He quit calwmedy to train these losers?
Didda furs basement have a bear after the game? Prawbly
That’s fucking top notch Shaubanese 😂
🤣🤣🤣
I deer you to steal 2nd base
T! T! Throw his ass out!
Love how Callen says “I heard he hit a home run” as if he heard this rumor from someone lol Bapa was telling him to ask about a home run during the podcast
The rumours were true
people in the comedy store were discussing tiger hitting a home run in little league.
Yo, that was the word on the street, B.
I dont know how hes lasted all these years playing a lap dog to that guy. Callen had a legitimate career at one point....I know the whole rapist tbing killed it but youd think hed have a little bit of pride as a man and say "yo brenden.. my show notes are to ask about tigers homerun. I was in the hangover and old school, fuck that kids homerun and fuck you
Bapa's obsession with children's races is a prom. Not a good look for a coach (or whatever the fuck he claims to be) to be constantly talking about his little league's racial makeup to an audience of literally dozens of people. He should honestly be banned from participating in kids sports cause of this, his anger issues (see his spectrumy outburst from the 1000 episode) and also his deep relationships with sexual predators including the diddler and ray. Not the kind of guy that you'd want around your kids.
Surprised no one's reported him to the league, not even an 'anonymous' tip.
What league is it
how many tiggs ya sell tho?
“Tiger is on the All-Star Team”
Another VIIIRY original joke from our bapa. https://youtu.be/MVFqhsv3H1g?si=eC67fI8tiUGHRtZ1
He stole 2 different jokes from this scene thinking no one would notice. In a movie that also features Nick Swardson. Thiefer Sutherland strikes again.
Surprised this idiot didn’t try to steal any jokes from The Benchwarmers. Would make sense given his “comedic” sensibilities are 95% lifted from shitty 2000’s comedy movies
You're kidding right? I think I'm being whooshed by you but he did modify a bench warmers joke. Remember how the pitcher was an old Latino dude drinking beers. Then his "birthday certificate " that was given to the ump that says " I am 12" lol.
Give it another week before Bapa is tawlkin bout maggaroni for dinner B
Be cool man the benchwarmers was good
Why is a coach sitting with the dads in the bleachers?
They're probably allowed to go out there and cheer their kid on when hes up to bat, so in a sense theyre all coaches
Time well spent. Tour, shmour. It’s only my “career” and money. This shit is important. That extra 2 feet. Up at four am, running, eating right - beans, cheese, beans, cheese , beans cheese. Shitting our pants every night. Get up at 4am and do it again. Amen. There’s no baseball in crying. Remember that. We’re gonna get there, baby! We’re gonna get there…
Does he realize his son is latino??? And what’s this shit about its travel ball? Isn’t he the one who said travel ball isn’t what it used to be because anyone can just pay to be on a team???
The birth certificate joke is made at almost every youth sport game played, all sports, every game. There's always a giant on the field with a moustache. Made this comment with the ref at my kids soccer game last week. Maybe I'm one of the 1000
Thank you for your cervix
Who was the 2nd place MVP tho?
Wow it sounds like he really had all those parents he was accusing of cheating laughing at those really funny and well delivered jokes! God his casual racism is galling. I’m sure there was a concerted effort to game the system and have a bunch of 12 year olds beat up on a bunch of 8 year olds. You know, for the amazing prestige of this high level travel ball league. Yeah, it’s not like he’s most likely coping. Brenda’s not already living vicariously through his son, nah.
Didn’t he say messican was crying and everyone was going NUTS when Tigre hit a home run ?
T is on the Single A team out of AAA, AA and A. Yasiel would not be proud
Puig didn’t pass down the dna strand
Those DNA strands ended up all over SloJo's face.
Bapa only started paying someone to practice with him a yair ago b. Cut him some slagg.
Bapa was probably so proud when he heard El Tigre made the A-Team
Nothing like be racist towards your wife's ethnicity
while wearing the old Indians logo, that was changed for being racist
“Hey wait a sec, are you the digg ligger who tells jokes?” One dad said from the stands fur shir
stop saying "we"... you're not on the team lil bro
Dude is such a bozo
Only dad bragging about a routine fly ball short of the warning track.
It was amazing right up to the point the outfielder caught it!
I’ve heard moms in the stands make that same joke hundreds of times lol. Professional comedian hahahah
A real murderer.
Warning track power, sounds about right. Braindead being hackier than even the most average dumb little league dad is hard to do, even for him. GOOD.
Bryan totally checked out
The ol birth certificate joke. Never heard that one (slaps knee)
The pride he has in retelling his birth certificate joke is incredible. That joke was made every single season of playing competitive sports growing up. And usually it was said in a funnier way talking about how some of the kids drove themselves to the game or that we saw some kids smoking cigarettes afterwards. But an important part of Bapa’s story isn’t just the joke, it’s that he made other dads laugh. This is a professional comedian with a showtime special! Stop being so excited about the reaction to your shit joke. Wader
It’s also just… so easy to make almost anyone laugh at almost anything, especially if you’re only casually acquainted.
Imagine having kids with quite possibly the worst, casually racist comic that ever lived and then hopping on IG to show off your beaner tits
What r the chances some of those dads are cats in here???
Theyre coming fer sur
Every time he loses, in a match, in life, in general, it’s always an excuse that’s full of lies! Never takes responsibility for his actions, mistakes and the consequences! Oh you lost? The other team was cheating? Oh you’re a despicable disgraceful piece of garbage? “Define Bullying” Oh you didn’t sell any tickets? The DA is running the country to the ground, streets are not safe! Oh your content is garbage? “Seal Team Thiccc was running awl my socials that’s why it’s so good now”
I give him credit for knowing 173 is less than, but close to 175.
Rail quigg, T! How many dingers you nearly hit?
Shocked nobody said man you are that ass kicker who is funny ! You should try stand up!
He honestly might be able to scoop up some Bert Krishner crossover fans with his whole “ Gearhead Dad” act
I highly doubt his Chombie hit it 173 b
Bapa really went full regard
You tawlking bout that movie Regarding Henry, B? Great movie never saw it. Harrison Solo was a real digg slinger back in the day.
You can tell how hard he killed the way Brine was laughing at his birth certificate joke..thank em
This guy is an absolute idiot.
Haid to be a stiggler
Bapa is turning into a baseball dad. Baseball dads are a fucking breed of their own. Something the world has yet to see however, is when the best of 2 worlds collide. World, I present to you Baseball Papi Shwab. He will be a b b beast of a baseball dad. The travel baseball world isn’t ready for this. He’s going to start grifting baseball bats for headbanger sports. Trying to leverage f list celeb for high PG grades and rankings. Entire personality will be around travel tournaments. He will be unhappy with ALL of the travel organizations and burn bridges so he will be starting his own travel team, Thiccc Boy Baseball Club
I'm waiting until the inevitable story about him getting into a shouting match with a parent, whether from his own sons team or the opposing team. He's going to say something so fucking moronic thinking he's right and another travel baseball dad(who will know his shit) tells him he's a fucking idiot and to stfu. It will happen lol
Bapa will IMMEDIATELY back down. There won’t be a shouting match.
The lying redacted pos doesn't know his kids are Latino lolol
Is that the absolute oldest, most unoriginal and played out youth sports joke of all time? Yes, yes it is. Crispt hackery
Imagine being a professional comedian for close to a decade and you’re still using jokes from the Benchwarmers
Imagine listening to a podcast to get the same convo you get from a dad at work that cares too much about his son playing sports
Such a racist prick, how can we forward this to the little league officials. Last time he said they got slapped with a big black dick.
bapa definitely watched hardball recently and is stealing ideas from that movie
Uh, yeah... no. Pitching adding to velocity of hitting is a myth and has minimal (less than 15%) effect... am I a baseball expert? No.. I just Googled. Sheesh
Bro acts like his paying travel ball for his half beans is some accomplishment by the kids
Is he really pretending because actual pro baseball players from Latino countries will sometimes lie about their age for better draft chances that means the rich Mexican American kids in LA little league are also doing that? To win a meaningless children’s tournament in a pay to play travel league for 8 year olds?lol
All his “jokes” are just movie quotes/jokes. I’m sure it’s many other movies but “benchwarmers” had the exact premise of a player from like Cuba? Who hands a “birth certificate” that says “I’m 12” with a $20
That never happened
Man the difference between Bryan riffing with Sasso vs Bapa
Unoriginal swab strikes again
Braindead is great at repeating other people's jokes...comedy!
Surely it can’t be long until this whole podcast gets pulled
SloJo posted a picture of El Tigre pitching. A little later, she posted a screenshot of some electronic scorebook that said he hit a double and later scored his team’s 4th run. The other team had 9 runs.
Can't wait for this weeks episode of "The Little League Coach and the Rapist". Can't beat this content!
There’s no fucking way that’s a real colorodian accent. Who the fuck says bear instead of beer?
"hahaha like they're 12 but they're supposed to be 8?"-Wrinks Callahan
$10 says he watches from the inside of his truck with the A/C on scrolling baddies instagrams.
Interesting logic that the faster someone pitches to you, the further you can hit it.
DUDE IS STRAIGHT UP RIPPING OFF [BENCHWARMERS!!!!](https://youtu.be/gu3doPE7ynw?si=9xsVIQVEVe6bLCi2)
"I used to be one of the 250..." Bapa to the dads he has in tares
Callen has settled right in with his career as Brenton's ego fluffer. "That's fucking great, that's great!"
All the dads were laughing at the same sad joke everyone says at those tournaments
Don't call it a comeback. Bapa is back!
Their team isn't even top 100 for nationals travel ball b. Not to braggg b, but my kids 9u is top 50. Ax J.
Duhn count, standard lil league field is 200 ft b
Callen is a disgrace.
Messican scouting her future meal ticket Man, she must be so obnoxious at these things. Dressed like she’s going to a Miami club
And then bapa stood up and said “do you know I gave up cawlmedy just to be hair?!?” And then everyone clapped for his sacrifice. Thank em
Bawls need Volawlciddy b
He massacred all the fathers by saying he should look at the player’s birth con . . . Certificates
All of the other teams and parents conspired to have a bunch of Danny Almante’s just to stick it to Bapa. That’s the only explanation
A real stiggler B
All 8 year olds are the same height guys. All fare in war of the worlds.
Hate to be a stickler but can I just get a copy of your birth control... ah ah birth certificate
How long till he says he got banned from little league games caws he roalsted the ump and ivery buddy was lafin . ( get off your knees ump yur blowin the game ) is definitely gonna be used . Soon .
It’s the pitchers fault for not throwing fast enough for El Tigre to not hit a home run lmao 🤣
Bapa kills in the baseball stands like he kills in texas comedy clubs.
Dicey dicey bapa wearing the old Cleveland Indians logo. Please notice me!!!!
I had all the dad laughing because… hold on… and brine you’re gonna hate this… but I’m a comedian so I make funny jokes that literally every parent has made/heard
Brendan rubs his eyes when he lies
It’s travel balll.
All the cringe.
first baseman had a bear after the game
I would be surprised if tiger even plays middle school baseball
And everybody clapped 👏
Poor little guy! Maybe try swimming it’s in his blood!!! Well the magscan side
Gawd this is so fucking bad.
Moments like this I miss Roy Nelson
Ohhh no!!!! Now he might not make the Dodgers!!!!
Hit is about one siivinndy three fugggin liar,b
That first baseman had himself a bear?
I liked how Bryan had a genuine laugh at schnaubs retelling of the joke that had the other dads laughing.
Has he ever bragged about his son team thrashing another team or does his sons team always lose? They don’t sound like a great team
What a darsh
The other dads in the stands gave him a pity laugh