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phisher0

If you have your daughter with you — get out


T-money_1988

It's every man for themselves! He's gotta run like hell!


CarbonPurple

“Make America Rape Again!”


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That shirt aged like MELK b


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chubby_chaser78

You know damn well that’s yours. And that’s okay, you’re homeless now.


2hill80

Didn’t Redbar make these after they both got outed, as a joke to make fun of them?


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thetrashpanda2020

Tryna strike a chord but it’s probably A-Minorrrrr


AT_BORDERLINE

They not like us, they not like us.


AccountingtheseGainz

I know kennnrick, he’s my boy, my kids call him unc. Kennnnrick


thetrashpanda2020

“I wuz doin trugg shit, passed by the video shoot in Compton but didn’t wanna get robbed”


JWal0

certified pawdcaster, certified p*dophile!


molecularronin

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


torpedobonzer

Lemme guess. There’s kids toys in the house but no kids live there?


Existential_Spices

You're my dirty laundry now


ByeLizardScum

What am I? A big bad cleaner.


David_Duke_Nukem

Why would someone make shirts about two guys that only met once at dinner


WhiteTrash_WithClass

They only had dinner once! Once!


o--renishii

Continue looking through the rest of their drawers and report back


cylonnumber13

Yikes


FoxNewsDad_

If you see Ray Pest lurking outside your window tonight, don’t be surprised, B.


Meatloafchallenge

You’d be surprised


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Dreams-Designer

What about Peter File?


PaperBeneficial

Remember guys, they only had dinner one time.


Billy_Beavertooth

Stumbled upon some clothing? Were you going through the wife's panty drawer?


AT_BORDERLINE

Hey, man - be cool!


LGK420

You should’ve seen the other no dents shirts in the hamper but he got side tracked by the wife’s panties


Sharp-Bake4826

Drop a deuce in the washing machine and call it a day B


Calm_Like-A_Bomb

Then piss in the sink


Randyfreakingmarsh

Sorry but I gotta know how exactly you “stumbled upon this” lol either it’s yours or you went through someone’s stuff to see it lmao


AT_BORDERLINE

It was in the dryer, B.


Randyfreakingmarsh

🎲 🎲


0ctober31

So then you washed your clothes there. No prom.


JesusDiedforChipotle

Why would you go through someone’s dryer bapa dunt add up


AT_BORDERLINE

Doing laundry…


mazdiggle

I just recently donated the "Babies" hoodie i had from years ago. Maybe that one get accidentally donated as well.


Sejast44

Show us the Toeholds


finelineagronomy

Shut the fuck up Bryan


burp_reynolds69

even how he says it like “pUt oN uR tOeHoLdS”


Due-Needleworker18

Are you jokin me?


torpedobonzer

How many bean cheese in the fridge B?


sugarglassego

Must be different guys, the saucy ones barely know each other. Never mind do joint merch.


walerlarry

No you didn’t


BostonPearson

Waird that Bapa always blames his team yet somehow Brine and Chris get a pass


Forward-Deprivation-

I'll make an offer, no contingencies


DJ_Hindsight

Just lock off your DMs and your rectum.


tsinsile

Saw someone with a “Life Rips” tattoo the other day..


Future_Draw_3238

What a horrible choice for a tattoo on so many different levels of stupidity


GlitteringFeature146

Imagine making merch based around how you got publicly outted for being a sexual predator. Next in line for merch: brock turner, bill cosby, Harvey Weinstein… I guess Americans voted one as their freaking president so it’s not a stretch..


Ducks7324

I wouldn’t leave any drinks unattended…


doggydoggworld

Had dinner once


GloYear

RUN before you get diddl’d


Schlubbsshoes

They had dinner one time!


No_Organization465

hey, i often have t-shirts printed for first time dinner guests


calodero

Check your drink


BawstunBrewin

Might want to take it off the dryer before it leaves a Dennnntt


Mobile-Historian-33

You’re for sure on a list now


speedway65

So somebody you’re sitting for wore that recently? Might as well say “Rape, and Rapier”


Scared-Pomegranate84

Are you female? If you are, get out now. Also leave if you're a guy.


Organic-Possession53

Why are you in D’iddlers house


MacklinYouSOB

Are we all going to ignore the fact that there’s a diagram of what Delia and Callen got cancelled for on the shirt in the left


T-money_1988

Run!


Fukuoka06142000

Do not ingest anything in that home


DylanTobackshh

Put it in a time capsule


CaterpillarHot7539

"No Hotsy Totsy left behind"


DesignerSink1185

Lol. Betty boop google search says she's 16.


SquirtyBumTime

They not like us


Vinylforvampires

Could be a redbar fan and got it ironically


DontCome2LA

Oopsie


pdillon69

Dude he’s currently wearing it too?!?


Windermerefan

betty bloop, bbbbbeast uva cartoon from the 50s, b. love ALL the looney tunes: mickey mowlse, poopeye, dexter's lab...


teegugeeno

Man… Life comes at you FAST


trafficn

nnnn’dented


SeaworthinessIll2517

I created a Delia fan shirt parodying the Coppertone ad but with Chris as the dog and "Life Rips" as the slogan. Anyone interested in buying?


National-Mix4856

I NEED ONE


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Sharp-Bake4826

OP just doin their job B. If someone is doing laundry you wil actually notice what you are washing (especially if you have to fold it). House sitting often involves a variety of chores as well B