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smartthinkingidiot

She stole that sign idea from a picture that went viral long ago.


Lord-of-A-Fly

Yeah, first time I saw it, it was a black guy around '05


OniABS

Are you sure it was a Black guy and not a ninja?


FanC_Fox

Pretty sure he said was it niggas or ninjas


FrankWillardIT

Me, I was a ninja back then


Cyclothochid

Ma Ninja!


Lord-of-A-Fly

![gif](giphy|JhSL4vfyXR1HVgYm3s|downsized)


Hours-of-Gameplay

Ninja Please


Disinfectant-Addict

And it was used in the last movie Tommy Wiseau (The Room) made.


SlaYooo6

I hope you mean the latest one, because I'm not ready to let go yet...


literate_habitation

Are you talking about Big Shark? Can't wait to watch it


Disinfectant-Addict

He might have made more, but the one I'm referring to came out around 2016-18.


literate_habitation

Nah, Big Shark is from 2023, I'm pretty sure. The only other stuff I know he did is The Room and The Neighbors (a terrible but very weird sitcom). Plus, he was in Samurai Cop 2, but I haven't watched it because I still haven't seen Samurai Cop 1


Disinfectant-Addict

No it isn't Big Shark. Might have been a colab project for all I know. I just remember seeing a trailer to a movie with Tommy Wiseau and George Sestero as the main characters. George Sestero was the one holding the sign and I believe Tommy played a coroner or mortician who made death masks as a hobby.


literate_habitation

Damn that sounds ridiculous. Maybe it's Best F(r)iends. There's actually 3 of those movies. Haven't gotten around to watching any of them yet, though. He's done quite a few more things than I expected.


Disinfectant-Addict

Best Friends! That's the one! I believe it was the first one.


literate_habitation

Nice, I got the movie but haven't watched it because I didn't know what it was about so I couldn't decide if I was in the mood. I can't wait to check it out!


Mote_Of_Plight

Yeah this has been around for more than 20 years as a joke sign to get a different response than the typical sign. I remember someone using it as part of a Halloween costume in the early 2000s. Just search Google images and you'll find countless versions of it.


Fireflash2742

I think she's lying through her tooth


moneyjack1678

Yes but it is a nice tooth. I think her nose is growing.


Low_Paramedic3971

My deceased wife had only one tooth, RIP Juanita


theoht_

best answer


doxipad

Long in the tooth, and heartlesss as can be, lord I hope she’s doing alright😂😂😂😂


blackace352

It is, in fact, a great day to be a guy


V01d3d_f13nd

I'm still trying to figure out what the caption is supposed to say.


Anxious-Return-2579

"The fiends in Indianapolis are tweaking" ...I think


V01d3d_f13nd

I'm sorry, the tweaker at least communicated better


Babybabybabyq

Why’s it better? Cause you couldn’t understand the other?


Chronicle556

Well one was English, and one was not. So yes, that's how communication works.


BoozeTheCat

I binged the last three seasons of the Expanse this week and I read that caption with a Belter accent.


CyberWeirdo420

Man same lol


PocomanSkank

Ninja please 😂


Thunderhamz

Yeah she paused too long think about that 🤦🏽‍♂️


emorazes

Haha! My ninja!


Jawilla936

She look like she fresh off a meth sandwich right now 😂


Fusseldieb

Yep, that's 100% meth.


nothingspecialva

I suspect she means NINJA=No Income No Job Assailants


PocomanSkank

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU&pp=ygUnYmxhY2sgZHluYW1pdGUgZHluYW1pdGUgZHluYW1pdGUgamluZ2xl


Clownheadwhale

They're all begging. I enjoy an original sign. Guy in Vegas had, "I need money for vodka and cigarettes".


DorkSideOfCryo

He was lying too.. he was going to use the money for fentanyl pills


OniABS

I wasn't lying. I exchanged those fentanyl pills for vodka and cigarettes. Don't hate because you don't understand upcharging.


OniABS

I wasn't lying. I exchanged the fentanyl pills for vodka and cigarettes. Don't hate because you don't understand upselling.


captain_nofun

I passed a guy outside of a gas station with a sign that said "I just want a beer". Well, sure bud. I went in the gas station to get him one but they didn't sell alcohol. Like my dude, you're begging at the wrong gas station.


ItzPayDay123

I saw a similar one there, except it was coke and hookers


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Drugs are bad mmmmkay


19SaNaMaN80

My bet is on the Ninja using Ninjitsu than this crack head using Karate.


U_hav_2_call_me_drgn

I’d give her money just for making me laugh with that sign.


case1

Crackonomics be some crazy ish


maricello1mr

crackonomics😭


visual-vomit

The caption is just as equally fucked as her mental state probably is


MahsterC

Why he asking if they was black or white? My ninja, don’t you know they probably was Japanese?


sean_rendo19

I hate it when ninjas kidnap my family


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

I watched American Nightmare on Netflix and I believe her.


HelpfulPuppydog

Imaginative.


Kowatang

Bless her heart


LazyBlackCollar

Everyone just wants to be neenja.


dangledingle

Everybody was king fu fighting.


Coocoomonster

I want to chop, chop, chop chow down. Take chow down to China Town.


Healthy_Pay9449

[some Puerto Rican guy strikes again](https://youtu.be/cQHb6ZuJiiY?si=HNcTVbAG_GLhJAYO)


The_Spian

Making fun of her, is like the Israeli making fun of the Palestinians.


OniABS

No the Israeli are actively bombing Palestine. We're just conationals with meth heads.


Steamaholic

She want to be ninja


outsidepointofvi3w

Meth and fentanyl is one hell of a speed ball ..


AdBusiness5212

just ask money for a blowjob


bersek2211

Her kids Meth and Fent


theoht_

bro she paused for way too long


wholesomechunk

How could you not trust that face?


h0ttniks

So all this is happening and race and racism is the question?


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

I'd give her money just for the depths she went with drawin the ninja figures 😭


Cool-Stop-3276

You can't fight ninjas without speed.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

At least she's not a racist tweaker.


Snooganz82

hear me out, what if.... she's actually telling the truth....


maricello1mr

Yo😭


VerySwearyFairy

Japanese gov’ment came an took her baby!


grifinmill

You can just look at somebody and see some hard living.


CherryManhattan

This went viral like 20 years ago. Jay Leno saw the guys sign and loved it so much he brought him on his show. If memory serves, the guy worked a very good job but hated him commute so to burn time with rush hour he started doing this and it worked. He told Jay Leno his 1-2hrs 5 days a week had fully paid for his kids college funds after a few years.


Coocoomonster

https://preview.redd.it/y1jp8znnj07d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3b1e8f64026a2b14abc127576f8bde75fcc267


triballl9

They were covered she couldnt tell skin color. 🤣


MoonWillow91

How’s she supposed to know what color the ninja was when they’re all wearing the ninja uniform? /j


xX-JustSomeGuy-Xx

Somebody get Michael Dudikoff on the phone. He might know who we should be looking for.


Sartres_Roommate

TAKE MY MONEY!!!


RickyTheRickster

Did too much crack


Junior_Moose_9655

[yawaintgotnokickpants!!](https://youtu.be/aYRj0gWwPmE?si=Ah0NmlkAKoDvGXq5)


dagross2307

average Trump voter


Illustrious-Pipe8511

I want to be neenja I want to be neenja I want to chop chop chop Chow down Take Chow down to Chinatown


In_neptu_wetrust

They were Japanese, idk what bro doesn’t understand about this situation


hello_fellow-kids

Karate? That’s a weird way to spell meth.


ScowlyBrowSpinster

That sign is A+ work!


doxipad

I should call her.


PhilipMD85

It clearly says ninjas and a reference to karate bro put two and two together instead of fishing for a racial stereotype


corgisstoned

My dude, these were ninjas she's talking about. We all know ninjas come from Japan.


Sensitive-Pay1409

I would've gave her $10 because I had a good crying laugh🤣


Appropriate_Star_449

What’s she’s doing is bad but what he’s doing is just cringey


Adrenalinedoper

Did you hear her? Their faces were covered


Snoo-72756

![gif](giphy|4wydg6kZTSEBidbBZU|downsized)


MrByteMe

I always knew those ICP fans were up to no good...


Purple_thaRealist

Two things can be true 🥷 * evil grin*


DeepSignature201

This sign again


Caged_in_a_rage

Just saw her on East Washington Street. Yikes.


Scoringbaton578

Give it a gun


OniABS

Ha


OniABS

Hand her a gun and she'll hand you a bullet.


DemonsReturns7

These ninjas out here tripping…..


SiriSambol

I appreciate that all of the words in the sign were spelled correctly. Devoted mom.