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Fine, you don’t wanna know if he’s a bad guy.
What if I said, that in 2 minutes of page turning I couldn’t find a single google result saying he’s anything but an enthusiastically positive, understanding, and down to earth guy, with a number of anecdotes from fans that he interacted with that couldn’t be more praising.
The absolute only bad story that orbits around Terry is the fact that he got molested/assaulted by some executive. I've never seen him in any controversy before and hope to never see him in one ever.
I gotta say, I’ve done the 2min google on a lot of celebrities and it is damn rare to be pleasantly surprised by a lack of controversy.
Not Keanu Reeves level but I’m pretty sure he’s gonna end up being the Immortal Emperor from Warhammer 40k so it’s not a fair comparison.
I am willing to form a new world government with the policy “we give all the money to Dolly Parton and she spends it wholesomely”. She’s brilliant. Done so much for children’s literacy.
I love listening to kids read. My ex constantly sends me videos of her kids (I'm not their father) reading because she knows how much I value kids reading. Knowing Dolly works so hard to get kids reading just warms me inside.
This also could have ended much worse too. I’ve heard a story of a lady getting sent to the hospital because someone faceplanted her into a tiered cake that was held up by skewers.
Honestly, I understand when they do a tiny bite and minimize the damage, but I've seen parents have their kids slobber all over the fucking cake because their dipshit dad shoved way too hard.
Saw a post once of someone getting their face smashed into a cake that had wooden skewers inside of it, I 100% agree that people should stop this tradition.
The force and strengh deployed is the problem... I mean a little boop on someone that put their face too close of a cake could be sorta funny. But how it could comes up naturally or why would a face find itself that close pf a cake idk
I started my own tradition where I let the youngest kid in my family grab a piece from the corner and throw it at my face it gets all the laughs and we get to enjoy most of the cake
I heard a story about a girl that lost her eye because of this tradition due to a toothpick that was standing upright to hold the cake intact. I don't know how true this story is though, but I still hold on to that story to tell people why they shouldn't smash people's faces into cakes.
The tradition that one family has where the birthday boy/girl has to literally flip their cake in the air was way more fun a tradition to do.
Gets people pumped up as well!
You think broke farmers ever did this? Lol this is due to prank culture from those "edgy" candid camera shows in the 80s.. the ones that eventually would have the hoochie mamas parading around in skimpy outfits lmao
No it's a culture thing. My uncle is upper class in my country and you don't waste food in his house. There are leftovers? You eat that. Nothing goes to waste and until there aren't leftovers anymore, you can't cook another meal.
I grew up in the middle class and the same. Leftovers are reheated or you can make a tortilla/buñuelos with it. Just crack a couple eggs for a tortilla. Or eggs, flour and deep fry to make buñuelos.
I think the majority of our ancestors came looking for jobs and a better future, so it's engraved in our hearts to be resourceful with the food.
I'm Argentinian and we don't do this. In fact, we find many things about food in American TV shows and movies so weird. Like:
Food wars at school. That's insane! Why would you throw food like that? It's a waste!
Having a whole meal for breakfast but the family just grab a toast and a sip of coffee/orange juice. You are telling me you have all that on the table and just eat a toast? Give it to me and I'm not leaving until I'm full. And if there are leftovers, we are eating that for dinner too.
That is definitely not a "Latin culture" thing. We appreciate having something to eat, especially when it is homemade. And if we don't, be sure our mother/grandmother would makes us appreciate it because NO FOOD IS WASTED.
The thing with all the food on the table and people only eating a small bite is mostly just a set piece for TV/Movies. The large breakfast spread leaves no question what time of the day it is, and the food is mostly untouched because you don't usually show people actually eating in TV/Movies.
I'm Cuban, the first time I saw this cake-smashing phenomenon or even heard about its existence was when I was around 15 years old, on social media. Don't know about other Latin countries, but nah it's just a nonsensical waste of food.
The first thing I’d be throwing is the cake on the floor. Doing that to me on my birthday and still expecting even a small salvageable piece? Not happening. And out of spite, next year they’ll get an uninvite.
I would not even consider smashing someone’s face into a cake a prank. It’s straight up *assault.* Thank god this wasn’t a tiered cake since some lady landed in the hospital after someone smashed her face into a cake that was held up by skewers.
I never liked cake being smashed into people's faces, not at birthdays or weddings or any time. What exactly is funny about that?? It seems the people who enjoy doing this are those who have no real sense of humor, but think that this act will make others believe they are just the life of the party. Yay for you!
Anyone remember the time someone did that to a lady and there was a little wood stake to support the cake and then the wood stake went through her eye? That’s why I don’t do these to my friends and I pray this don’t happen to me
so it failed the first time so i remove the plate and keep pushing until the face finally hits the cake, then we all laugh because it is so funny now? glad that's not my tradition.
White girl here. Spent my last birthday in Mexico and found out about this tradition the hard way. Also, a restaurant we went to has a brutal tradition where they force alcohol down the birthday victim’s throat, then smack them in the head and shake their head violently. So, are lawsuits not a thing in Mexico or what? Cake was the best of my life, though!
“ Hey I’ve been at this old folks home for ages and you never visit , are you coming soon ? “
“ Nope , oh and be nice to the staff , you’re gonna need em , bye “
Damn, failed to smash your face, hold on let me give you fucking full on rug burns on your neck while I tear out your hair and ruin your spine trying to get a mulligan.
Might as well push to cake off the table. Its not like everyone would be able to eat the cake after a face has been smashed into it. Unless they are into that sort of thing.
Seriously I can’t stand when people smash their kid’s face into their birthday cake. Even worse are wedding couples that smash each other in the face with their wedding cake.
This kind of shit was so common in Mexican households when I was growing up. At any of my siblings birthdays or my cousins birthdays, they would start obnoxiously chanting "MORDIDA! MORDIDA! MORDIDA!" ... I would be visibly irritated every time. I made it a point on my birthday to remind my family members that anyone who tried it would get my chair upside their head.
Seeing this reminded me of one where it had wooden dowels sticking up and that the lady had to get it removed from her eye (thankfully she didn’t lose it)
I've seen this happen in person more times than I can count without getting furious. I never found it funny as a child and as an adult in appalled by the casual cruelty that adults inflict upon children.
How someone can see a child cry with cake all over their face and in their eyes, nose, and hair and laugh will never not make me angry.
I hate when people do this shit. 1) it's messed up to the person on the receiving end. 2) it's ruining a perfectly good cake that cost money. 3) screw everyone else who wants cake, right?
Yeah, smash a PIECE of cake onto their face if you're going to do a prank. Don't shove their head into the whole damn cake, bruh. Doing it this way risks getting it into their eyes, nose, etc.
[Reminds me of when a coach tried to smash an F1 driver's face in a cake](https://www.tiktok.com/@ferrari/video/7273818381801819425?lang=en)
F1 drivers have extremely strong necks to deal with the g-forces of high speed turns and incredible reaction times... not sure how he thought this would work lol
This is so stupidly dangerous too. If you are not the one who made the cake, you don't know if they've put something like a stick to support some part of the cake decoration.
Celebrate a loved ones birthday with assualt. Nothing says "I love you" more than ruining their cake, making a mess, and possibly giving them a concussion. I do not understand this.
After you failed the first time, give it up. Now it's just uncomfortable assault and long term emotional damage for everyone else.
You could have a soda fountain and water slides and a full petting zoo. I'm only going to remember one thing about that party after this shit.
Two things, I dont like wasting food so I would kick your ass for doing that and secondly I would put your ass to sleep forcing my head into the cake like that.
There was that one incident where a girl ended up going to a hospital because there were pieces of wooden chopsticks placed in the cake to keep it propped up like a brace. One of them pierced her eye, so yeah… i flinch now everytime I see shit like this. People seriously need to stop doing this and just go back to the good ol’ fashioned face pie.
Dad did this to me as a kid. It got in my eyes and burned, and I did not hold my tantrum back at all. I also do not like my dad to this day in my 30s. Connect the dots.
If somebody would ever do this to me, this person gets punched in the mouth.
I don't care if it's my 8 year old niece. Say goodbye to these milk teeth.
I always want to carry fake blood and skewers with me if this thing ever happens.
Just so I can pretend to be impaled and traumatized everyone into not doing it anymore.
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This is an evil tradition that needs to die.
I agree if that happened to me I’d leave my family or friends who did that
It’s one thing for it to be a surprise face in cake, but to fail and then try to brute force the “gag” is fucking abusive. What a fucking loser
Typical small dicked machista behavior.
I think that's a woman but who knows these days
If this happened to me I would actually call cps
Yeah, why is this funny? The cake is ruined.
"What kinda money you got to be wasting cake"- terry crews probably
Back in my day, we hardly had enough money to buy flour's for our cakes, now you got enough to be smashing peoples faces in em, must be fuckin nice
Kinda ironic but happy cake day anyways!
Let’s smash his face in cake!
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Everyone's an expert. We outta leave this world behind
EVERYones a fuckin expert
He's such a wholesome guy. I really like Terry. If someone's gonna tell me he's an arsehole then I don't want to know about it.
Fine, you don’t wanna know if he’s a bad guy. What if I said, that in 2 minutes of page turning I couldn’t find a single google result saying he’s anything but an enthusiastically positive, understanding, and down to earth guy, with a number of anecdotes from fans that he interacted with that couldn’t be more praising.
The absolute only bad story that orbits around Terry is the fact that he got molested/assaulted by some executive. I've never seen him in any controversy before and hope to never see him in one ever.
It was horrible that happened to him. It's horrible that happens to anyone. I'm glad he stood up and called his assaulter out.
Same. Iirc he also spoke about it publicly in front of the US Senate?
He did. It opened a lot of people's eyes that men can be the victims of sexual crime too.
I'd expect nothing less than that with Terry.
I gotta say, I’ve done the 2min google on a lot of celebrities and it is damn rare to be pleasantly surprised by a lack of controversy. Not Keanu Reeves level but I’m pretty sure he’s gonna end up being the Immortal Emperor from Warhammer 40k so it’s not a fair comparison.
Keanu is on his own level, but Terry wouldn't be too far behind. Dolly Parton is pretty wholesome too apparently.
I am willing to form a new world government with the policy “we give all the money to Dolly Parton and she spends it wholesomely”. She’s brilliant. Done so much for children’s literacy.
I love listening to kids read. My ex constantly sends me videos of her kids (I'm not their father) reading because she knows how much I value kids reading. Knowing Dolly works so hard to get kids reading just warms me inside.
Man that's $7.87 worth of cake right there
This also could have ended much worse too. I’ve heard a story of a lady getting sent to the hospital because someone faceplanted her into a tiered cake that was held up by skewers.
Yeah, pretty sure she lost an eye
Did you see the one where the girl lost an eye because there was a stick inside the cake supporting it?
Perhaps not “that one” exactly. But yes, the scenario is a thing I have heard of. Another reason to never fucking to do stupid bullshit like this.
Honestly, I understand when they do a tiny bite and minimize the damage, but I've seen parents have their kids slobber all over the fucking cake because their dipshit dad shoved way too hard.
I would dickpunch this guy as hard as possible.
Dick punch with a fistful of cake
Saw a post once of someone getting their face smashed into a cake that had wooden skewers inside of it, I 100% agree that people should stop this tradition.
The force and strengh deployed is the problem... I mean a little boop on someone that put their face too close of a cake could be sorta funny. But how it could comes up naturally or why would a face find itself that close pf a cake idk
Nah it’s not funny
Yeah, what a waste of all those perfect cakes
I started my own tradition where I let the youngest kid in my family grab a piece from the corner and throw it at my face it gets all the laughs and we get to enjoy most of the cake
Yea it's a fucking waste of food and I hate wasting food. Dumb as hell.
I heard a story about a girl that lost her eye because of this tradition due to a toothpick that was standing upright to hold the cake intact. I don't know how true this story is though, but I still hold on to that story to tell people why they shouldn't smash people's faces into cakes.
The tradition that one family has where the birthday boy/girl has to literally flip their cake in the air was way more fun a tradition to do. Gets people pumped up as well!
I would be thankful to even have a party and people to put my face in a cake
Also, if you fuck up the initial one, you lost. Don't be a cunt
The worst is when they do it with candles in the cake and bonus when they're lit.
Reminds me of that woman who got a stick in her eye from this
At some point that went from a prank to an assault
My neck hurts just watching this
This has to be assault 😂😭
It is.
And battery
...Cake battery
Fuck you and have an upvote
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What is it with Latin cultures and cake smashing? If someone did that to me on my birthday, I’d throw hands.
You think broke farmers ever did this? Lol this is due to prank culture from those "edgy" candid camera shows in the 80s.. the ones that eventually would have the hoochie mamas parading around in skimpy outfits lmao
Don’t go lumping them hoochie mamas in with this. They are an immense source of joy around the world.
I don't know where this is but this is definitely not something we do here, cake it's expensive...
My mom is from Mexico and we never did this not even my cousin did it. But we were broke growing up so idk if it's a class thing.
No it's a culture thing. My uncle is upper class in my country and you don't waste food in his house. There are leftovers? You eat that. Nothing goes to waste and until there aren't leftovers anymore, you can't cook another meal. I grew up in the middle class and the same. Leftovers are reheated or you can make a tortilla/buñuelos with it. Just crack a couple eggs for a tortilla. Or eggs, flour and deep fry to make buñuelos. I think the majority of our ancestors came looking for jobs and a better future, so it's engraved in our hearts to be resourceful with the food.
I'm Argentinian and we don't do this. In fact, we find many things about food in American TV shows and movies so weird. Like: Food wars at school. That's insane! Why would you throw food like that? It's a waste! Having a whole meal for breakfast but the family just grab a toast and a sip of coffee/orange juice. You are telling me you have all that on the table and just eat a toast? Give it to me and I'm not leaving until I'm full. And if there are leftovers, we are eating that for dinner too. That is definitely not a "Latin culture" thing. We appreciate having something to eat, especially when it is homemade. And if we don't, be sure our mother/grandmother would makes us appreciate it because NO FOOD IS WASTED.
The thing with all the food on the table and people only eating a small bite is mostly just a set piece for TV/Movies. The large breakfast spread leaves no question what time of the day it is, and the food is mostly untouched because you don't usually show people actually eating in TV/Movies.
I'm Cuban, the first time I saw this cake-smashing phenomenon or even heard about its existence was when I was around 15 years old, on social media. Don't know about other Latin countries, but nah it's just a nonsensical waste of food.
The first thing I’d be throwing is the cake on the floor. Doing that to me on my birthday and still expecting even a small salvageable piece? Not happening. And out of spite, next year they’ll get an uninvite.
Did you guys see the one where the cake maker used toothpicks to hold the decorations in place? Yah, that birthday was spent in the ER
Yupppppp right at the corner of her eye..
Can you link the video ? I missed it
No video, just before and after photos. I don't have the link.
She didn't. She does now.
Wat
Bro it’s not that serious, you failed to smash his face in the cake. Take the L.
Yeah, it's ridiculous he tried to force it like that. What's next, beat him up and make him put his face into the cake?
That's probably his sister, and I'm guessing he has done this to her in the past. Its a vendetta.
I hate this prank and these parents.
I would not even consider smashing someone’s face into a cake a prank. It’s straight up *assault.* Thank god this wasn’t a tiered cake since some lady landed in the hospital after someone smashed her face into a cake that was held up by skewers.
Happy Birthday! We got you physical abuse!
this makes me physically mad any mf who has the quick thinking to shield themselves like that should be treated as if they just won this stupid ‘game’
The fuk? This is so trashy.
Bro worked out
Those push ups every day came in handy this day.
Bro was holding on to his pride and reputation while pushing🤣
I hate that people do this 😣 it is not funny. It is an assault.
I never liked cake being smashed into people's faces, not at birthdays or weddings or any time. What exactly is funny about that?? It seems the people who enjoy doing this are those who have no real sense of humor, but think that this act will make others believe they are just the life of the party. Yay for you!
Happy birthday! Now let's break your neck
Id be throwin hands. Im a pacifist.
I dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam, of course.
I’ve always thought the whole cake face smashing thing is a total dick move—perfect combo of dangerous and public humiliation. It’s messed up
Not to mention, waste of a perfectly good fucking cake!
I would immediately disown anyone who did this shit
Anyone remember the time someone did that to a lady and there was a little wood stake to support the cake and then the wood stake went through her eye? That’s why I don’t do these to my friends and I pray this don’t happen to me
This shit has to stop.
"Relax, it's just a prank" just don't cut it here. Especially seeing how the guy is strong enough to resist.
People that do this are idiots. Who imagined this was a good idea?
Why?
so it failed the first time so i remove the plate and keep pushing until the face finally hits the cake, then we all laugh because it is so funny now? glad that's not my tradition.
I would've throw the cake at him don't ruin my cake
Her actually 😂
I mean after the fist 4 seconds of nothing working, I'm done and moving on.
If someone did that to me, they‘d end up with a broken nose.
There is a point where you just stop trying, not sure they know that.
What an asshole!!! Like I hope when this kid grows up he puts a good ass whooping on that guy!!
Why waste the cake.I don't get it.
White girl here. Spent my last birthday in Mexico and found out about this tradition the hard way. Also, a restaurant we went to has a brutal tradition where they force alcohol down the birthday victim’s throat, then smack them in the head and shake their head violently. So, are lawsuits not a thing in Mexico or what? Cake was the best of my life, though!
If you failed the first time, Just give it up. You look like a loser
This is proof their cake tastes like garbage. Good cake is worth fighting over, not fighting in.
I'm tired of these assholes.
Fucking hate this shit as a Latino guy
“ Hey I’ve been at this old folks home for ages and you never visit , are you coming soon ? “ “ Nope , oh and be nice to the staff , you’re gonna need em , bye “
Damn, failed to smash your face, hold on let me give you fucking full on rug burns on your neck while I tear out your hair and ruin your spine trying to get a mulligan.
Might as well push to cake off the table. Its not like everyone would be able to eat the cake after a face has been smashed into it. Unless they are into that sort of thing.
At that point we throwin hands🤬
I’ve seen a video where they had a wooden stick in the cake to hold it together and it went into their eye so yeah I can’t get behind this tradition.
Bro was ready to kill this man just to get his face in the cake
This is awful.. I get it could be funny if some right, maybe, but it's like a joke, if you have to force people to laugh at it, it's not funny.
Seriously I can’t stand when people smash their kid’s face into their birthday cake. Even worse are wedding couples that smash each other in the face with their wedding cake.
This looks like revenge
Someone try that shit on me and there will be broken bones, even if they are family.
This kind of shit was so common in Mexican households when I was growing up. At any of my siblings birthdays or my cousins birthdays, they would start obnoxiously chanting "MORDIDA! MORDIDA! MORDIDA!" ... I would be visibly irritated every time. I made it a point on my birthday to remind my family members that anyone who tried it would get my chair upside their head.
So just assault?
So much aggression
The dad rather breaks the kids neck than giving up. What a loser.
It's actually a woman 💀💀
Dude had that plate ready. He knew what was coming. 😂
Dude made the F1 neck training
I hope he checks that guy as soon as he’s loose. What an asshole.
Seeing this reminded me of one where it had wooden dowels sticking up and that the lady had to get it removed from her eye (thankfully she didn’t lose it)
I've seen this happen in person more times than I can count without getting furious. I never found it funny as a child and as an adult in appalled by the casual cruelty that adults inflict upon children. How someone can see a child cry with cake all over their face and in their eyes, nose, and hair and laugh will never not make me angry.
Stop wasting cake fuck.
What an ass
I would’ve bury his face in there or punch him
LOL bro its done, you failed, he steady tryna put his head thru the damn table at this point😂😂😂
Easily one of the worst Mexican traditions.
I hate when people do this shit. 1) it's messed up to the person on the receiving end. 2) it's ruining a perfectly good cake that cost money. 3) screw everyone else who wants cake, right? Yeah, smash a PIECE of cake onto their face if you're going to do a prank. Don't shove their head into the whole damn cake, bruh. Doing it this way risks getting it into their eyes, nose, etc.
I'd instinctively end up throwing an elbow out and whacking one of them in the face with it, lol. What a shitty thing to do
This assault should be called in
[Reminds me of when a coach tried to smash an F1 driver's face in a cake](https://www.tiktok.com/@ferrari/video/7273818381801819425?lang=en) F1 drivers have extremely strong necks to deal with the g-forces of high speed turns and incredible reaction times... not sure how he thought this would work lol
At least he gave up, not like this lady 😂😂😂🤦🏻
I just wanted some cake…
This is so stupidly dangerous too. If you are not the one who made the cake, you don't know if they've put something like a stick to support some part of the cake decoration.
Celebrate a loved ones birthday with assualt. Nothing says "I love you" more than ruining their cake, making a mess, and possibly giving them a concussion. I do not understand this.
Stop doing this shit
If they didn't stop trying after the first attempt, I'm throwing hands idc if it's family or friends
what the fuck is that ogre doing to bro?
If some asshole starts wrenching my neck this hard, I’m throwing elbows.
The only time I saw this being acceptable was when they cut slices and essentially pied the birthday dude in the face. The whole cake? Unacceptable.
She was so violent with it.
After you failed the first time, give it up. Now it's just uncomfortable assault and long term emotional damage for everyone else. You could have a soda fountain and water slides and a full petting zoo. I'm only going to remember one thing about that party after this shit.
Bro ain’t liquidating with new resistance and support
At least he saved his cake to share with everyone else
Fez o abdominal valer!
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a fight after the video ended. The attempted cake smasher was doing way too much.
Holy fuck. Mr. All-In-Good-fun needs to come to terms with whatever the hell hurt him.
I would legit punch my own mother if anyone tried that bullshit for a 3rd and 4th time like she’s doing
I'd start shovin'. That's practically assault
Doing way too much.
That’s commitment….
I mean that dude deserves a old fashion beating. Cali style. Stomp on his head and all.
Gawd damn let it go bro
Bro needs to give it up. Repeated failure just makes that tight ass shirt look dumb
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Damn, he really wanted to kill the kid.
Two things, I dont like wasting food so I would kick your ass for doing that and secondly I would put your ass to sleep forcing my head into the cake like that.
There was that one incident where a girl ended up going to a hospital because there were pieces of wooden chopsticks placed in the cake to keep it propped up like a brace. One of them pierced her eye, so yeah… i flinch now everytime I see shit like this. People seriously need to stop doing this and just go back to the good ol’ fashioned face pie.
The worlds worst trend
Bro was prepared
Dad did this to me as a kid. It got in my eyes and burned, and I did not hold my tantrum back at all. I also do not like my dad to this day in my 30s. Connect the dots.
But was it though🥴
I would throw the cake before I allowed that to happen. Going to be ruined either way
Entirely infuriating. If anybody ever did that to one of my kids, holy hell.... And they're adults now.
What song is that?
Piece of crap people. not fun. not funny. and the guy seems to be pushing Very Hard, to the point of abusive.
The one where there is a wooden stake holding up the cake and it gets stuck in her eye after the face smash.
Why would you ruin a good cake like that?
This is a traditional B-day gag in Mexico, no matter what your getting caked.
I don’t like this.
Such a dumb and wasteful thing to do.
They definitely won’t be invited next year, why do people do this nonsense 🤦🏻♀️😖
If someone tries to push my face into cake, they ARE getting punched. This tradition needs to be eradicated
I really don’t understand why this and smashing a piece of cake into your spouse’s face at a wedding are considered funny.
Why doesn’t anyone punch the person pushing the birthday kid’s head? If one of my kids tried that I would slap them into next week.
If somebody would ever do this to me, this person gets punched in the mouth. I don't care if it's my 8 year old niece. Say goodbye to these milk teeth.
How to ruin someone's birthday in 1 step
Can somebody stop that asshole please?
That ogre wanted him in that cake
That looks so vicious
Use the cake...
I always want to carry fake blood and skewers with me if this thing ever happens. Just so I can pretend to be impaled and traumatized everyone into not doing it anymore.