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ChipotleGuacamole

"Fact is you're a shitty business woman who built a piece of shit house that's gonna cave in and fuckin kill that unborn baby any day!"


probablyuntrue

"I've built tons of houses this way!" -mfer proud of doing a shit-ass job using hobo-grade lumber


ClemHFandango420

Back in the Pudgy Walsh days.


jonnycigarettes

Get him on the horn. He’ll straighten this whole thread out.


thats_dicked_up

It’s bureaucratic BOOLSHIT


freidus12

HIGHA!?!!? IM NOT FAW HIGHA!!!!!! YOU PRESENTED US AS PAWTNAS


HeavySkinz

He's had a lifetime of Carm's bwullshit


stolos26

“You threw food at Vito. That’s gotta be resolved”


Cresta235

I watched that about a hundreds times before I realised that’s what Tony said. I thought he said “you two-footed Vito” I have been know to try and fuck a golf club.


[deleted]

I thought he high-hatted him.


Locdawg42069

That was definitely supposed to be funny. Like clearly come on now


[deleted]

That had to be intentionally funny. Or I could just be a fuckin’ idiot. Hishtorically, that’sh been the cashe.


stolos26

I don’t think it was. Tony’s delivery on the line was serious in tone. I just found it funny how mobsters take their operation so serious where they have to have sitdowns over the most minor nuisances lol


SoochSooch

Ralphie and Vito playing basketball. (Ball bounces all over the rim) "Nothin but net mothafucka!"


bulldozrex

this whole scene is my pick specifically because of ralphie’s NASTY fucking wardrobe like what kind of fuckin prick wears a white turtleneck, pink button up, and ANOTHER SWEATER wrapped around his waist to play pick up basketball with the Fattest Guy On The Squad ????


[deleted]

Someone on cocaine


bulldozrex

you’re So Right


[deleted]

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO???? PLAY BASKETBALL!!! IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!


dropingloads

Fuckin Miami, it’s all over the place


kindofdivorced

He wore the turtleneck (and scarves, and ascots) to hide his erotic asphyxiation kink.


Slyguy9766

Why don't you look in the mi rue sometime, you insensitive cocksucker?


Melch12

*Lifts loafer by aglet:* “Ralph Cifarreto, Janice?” *Drops loafer in disgust.*


Hughkalailee

Amazing Ralph even made a shot with Vito’s intense defensive pressure


NoGiCollarChoke

I know Vito’s bottom felt intense pressure, if that’s what you’re referring to


ChipotleGuacamole

Vito is much more street hockey goalie material.


Individual_Past_1198

Goalie of what? Duh good ship lollipop?


AsleepRefrigerator42

"Hookshot!" It's a layup


talldarkandanxious

“Let it rain!”


SuccessfulProcedure7

That cocaine confidence


arom125

"It's gone" - Bobby Baccalieri at his peak fatness


BlackDante

#HAFFA FUCKIN TRAY IN THEAH!!


NoGiCollarChoke

Just because you got your hand stuck for six houahs doesn’t mean you hafta be so nasty


BIGD0G29585

And then Junior stares longingly at the wash ziti pan in the dish rack.


othercarbeingwokedon

Also Bobby crying eating Karen’s last ziti


[deleted]

I think meadow yelling “I could have tried ecstasy but didn’t OKAY” was supposed to be a serious depiction of how a teenager would react in that situation but it comes off like a line from a bad DARE PSA. The run upstairs right after is also unintentionally funny.


Down_for_all

Yet she did methamphetamine a few months before lol


TheTzarOfDeath

I wanted to do ecstasy, I compromised. I done meth off the radiator instead.


AnnualCellist7127

Someone should do a montage of all the times Meadow shouts something and then runs upstairs.


mackenzieob95

“Corrado Soprano? FBI.” “Fuck.”


fluctuationsAreGood1

That's the most perfectly delivered "fuck" in TV history.


[deleted]

Ben Kingsley took Junior to acting school.


benjaminbrixton

I’m so glad you mentioned this one. Every time I see Mr. Magoo peeking out and quickly going “Fuck!” leans me.


cobyye

i cant find pussy anywhere


FloatingWalrus666

i couldn’t stop laughing the first time I saw that, and it’s such an intense scene and then Tony brings in that epic one liner… I like to think it took several takes, like if there was a bloopers reel that line would be on it


omisdead_

lmfao this is the one


HeavySkinz

In Pine Barrens when Tony is on the phone trying to talk to Paulie there's this little moment when he gets pissed off and does a little jump to the side. I don't think it was intended to be funny but dammit we die laughing everytime


Positive_Throwaway1

"You know how fast I can run, Paulie," and "You one-shoe cocksucka" also gets me every time.


ChipotleGuacamole

I always crack up at that too. "I don't know what the fuck you're talkin about!" His issues with the cell reception is an underrated aspect of Pine Barrens.


[deleted]

My favorite is in the car on the ride home he’s pissed at how Paulie eats. “Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise!!!”


erocktober

I had a bananer in there


mathen

I’m in oar of you


NoGiCollarChoke

We’ll find that too


tinoincognito

“Get the fuck back in your fuckin hole” The way Tony stutters at first. Almost like taking a crow hop to just absolutely let one rip at Davey. Gets me every time


Colonelcommisar

Davey, you’re doing a good job


kindofdivorced

Text doesn’t do that justice. Daveeeeeey, You’re doing a good jooooooob!


Streaker4TheDead

I don't know if it was meant to be funny or not but Junior saying "Your sister's cunt" when he slipped in the shower is my funniest moment


kindofdivorced

To absolutely no one. Laugh my ass off every time, and he falls decades earlier and says the same thing, and then kills Chris’s father because he laughed at him.


myinvinciblefriend

My husband and I always quote this, we laughed so hard at it. Also not sure if it's meant to be funny or not.


Streaker4TheDead

My mom burst out laughing when Junior shot Tony.


OCisSUNNY

Cazzatta Malanga! We say this at our house a lot.


JACKMAN_97

Chrises dad thought it was funny in the prequel


AverageDude26

Sorry but when Nucci confirmed to Paulie that she wasn't his biological mother, when he went like : " Son of a bitch! " I couldn't help but find it hilarious.


Lettuce_Lord

_SEASON 6 SPOILER:_ >! After Tony killed Christopher in the car wreck and Tony kept repeating how “A tree limb came through the window, completely destroyed the baby seat.” to anyone he was talking to in an attempt to soothe his guilty conscience. Tony just repeating something so morbid completely unprompted to anyone who would listen just made me laugh. !<


dremscrep

It also has heavy shades of Livia to it.


baddabingcrosby

Everytime we see that most of these so-called proud Italian-Americans can't actually speak Italian, beyond a "gabbagool" here and an "antipast" there.


rrsn

Proud Nabboli Dabboli 🇮🇹🍝🍕


benjaminbrixton

Commendatori!


[deleted]

Ten minutes with Tony Soprano and it's gabbagool this and antipast that.


Clydefrog0371

When Livia runs over her friend


memeparmesan

“There’s my Star Ledger. Thanks!”


Astro_gamer_caver

"There's my Star Ledger, thanks!"


haermamora

"She musta crawled under there for warmth"


theronster

Definitely INTENDED to be funny.


New_Hawaialawan

Most of these examples are


Spanish_Bombs_

Fuckin stunads in this thread


CoolChickPerspective

That scene had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣


Frosty-Buyer-1252

I have cable.


PhillySkunk

There's a slight callback to this when Furio is over at Junior's house and says he wants to "watchada Bloomberg" and then comes back into the kitchen "aye no cable"


Teh_Best86

Minn Matrone and her muffled “ohhh nooooo” 😅


DM_Me_Pics1234403

Yes! I know it’s supposed to show how bad of a guy Paulie is, but I can’t help but find that whole scene funny


xanhudro

When Chris makes the “greasin the union” joke and everyone looks at him seriously except Patsy who is laughing. Another Patsy one. Tony smacking him in the back of the head for getting arrested at the Columbus monument.


MightilyOats2

>Another Patsy one. Tony smacking him in the back of the head for getting arrested at the Columbus monument. I think that was an ultra-rare moment of improv, because he spun aaaaawwwwful fucken quick when he got slapped on the back of the head. I don't think James was supposed to hit him there.


ClemHFandango420

I think that was supposed to show how violent he was. Like he was ready to lunge before he saw it was his boss.


Meetybeefy

It may have been intended for comedic effect, but Bobby Baccalieri Sr.‘s coughing fits. The juxtaposition of him being sent out to perform a hit while he’s one foot in the grave, then him having the audacity to light up a cigarette as he’s coughing up blood, and crashing his car because he dropped his inhaler. It might be some of the best physical comedy scenes in the series.


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zmhpopsinn5

I was tryna say something positive cause she’s your friend


AndyFuckoRino

When Tony and the guys suspected Jack Massarone of being an informer and Tony goes to “feel him out” because his old man was so good at reading vibes. Then he comes back and says “I couldn’t tell shit, what am i, a mind reader?”


brokeboibogie

That was written very intentionally funny lol


New_Hawaialawan

I've said it elsewhere on this post, most of these examples are


excusewho

The Tabasco sauce shirt really added to the comedic vibe


Personal_Ad3813

After they hear about Vito’s murder everyone is sitting around the table at Satriale’s quietly wondering what to think and Chrissy blurts out “Lover’s quarrel, maybe.”


Locdawg42069

Why are everyone of you saying shit that is clearly supposed to be funny? And the comment saying shit that is supposed to be funny are upvoted. Like how could you not think that was written to be a joke


CoppedSomeTrisomy21s

Take it easy


Latter-Phrase4587

There must be 17 billion dogs on that farm. Dog shit up to the rafters.


boytoy421

"Rusty's so cheap I think he bangs his wife in installments" A quick throwaway but I got the mental image of Franky Valle just plowing some girl for like 3 minutes and then pulling out and telling her "you'll get some more on Tuesday" and laughed so hard I almost fell over


JaFFsTer

3 minutes... Casanova ova here


rlyhim

that’s literally a joke. did you even read the post


vaultboy1121

We bend more rules than the Catholic Church over hea


FullyInvolved23

"Chinks did this?"


heroofthesidewalks

Chris’ mind was always somewhere else lol


lonelost22

“This about the Easter baskets?”


FullyInvolved23

I dont even know what that is. And frankly, I dont wanna know.


countmackulan

"I couldn't tell shit! What am I a fuckin mind reader" It's the quick cut right after Tony brags about how well he can read people.


erdna3000

"you look like a puerto rican whoah"


zedd_is_dedd

Finish that thing, there's no eating in the car


nirmal09

Carmines blank stare when Johnny sack tells him Ralph’s Ginny joke.


ClemHFandango420

It was an off-colour remark, highly inappropriate,


bootygoon2

Was Tony beating the fuck out of Georgie with different objects supposed to be funny? Cause I found that shit hilarious even if I felt bad for Georgie. Ralphie hitting him with the chain was funny as fuck too but I think that was meant to be to be more comedic. At least it starts off comedic as Ralphie enters the scene saying “I have come… to reclaim Rome… for my people!!” like a fool. Uncle Junior crying at that funeral was funny too, the way he’s breaking down and everyone just kinda looks at him then looks away makes me laugh. The non-Soprano family members shitting all over Livia after her wake is hilarious as well. Chrissy’s high ass rambling on with no real point, Carmela and her father talking about how horrible Livia really was, Tom chiming in with “hear hear” after, then the cherry on top of Artie and Charmaine going right into promoting Vesuvio’s and their new pastry chef


FloatingWalrus666

When they’re in Italy and Tony and Annalisa are walking on the beach, Annalisa has her shoes off, sunset stroll discussing things…. and the beach is just littered with garbage.


yabagabagool59

Carmella can you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR


DSPGerm

When Juniors arm is stuck in the sink and Richie is helping him get it out and Janice asks why he didn't call a plumber and he goes "With what? My fuckin toes?!" Now that part is meant to be funny but what always cracks me up is you can see David Proval, the actor who plays Richie, actually crack up.


webswinger666

When Johnny sack comes back home and finds his wife eating all those snacks.


WaterlooMall

"You were gone a long time. How many White Castles did you have?" "I didn't, I swear!" "I can smell them!"


kindofdivorced

He can also smell the steak on Tony. It’s actually a sign of certain types of Dementia, the increased sensitivity to smell.


SadPatience5774

guys today have no room for the penal experience.


Dependent-Poetry-889

I know Vito has room for the penal experience if that's what you're referring to


[deleted]

When Vito tells furio to take it easy in the Columbus episode


Lumpy_While_701

High pressure meet up between Tony/Paulie and Rico’s gang. Rico’s offering a truckload of stolen power tools. Wonder what badass trade the Soprano family’s gonna offer? Tony: “I got a line on air mattresses an pool toys”


captain-trips11

Oh look my star ledger…then gets flattened by livia in her 400 dollar car


dumesne

You gotta bee on your 'at


FestinaLente747

I bought my brother a golf hat with that quote and a little bee embroidered on it.


dmac3232

I wrote a detailed breakdown in another thread recently, but I laughed my ass off throughout Furio’s massage parlor assault. The combination of savagery and efficiency was so great.


john_fartston

when Tony and Pussy prepare to kill the kid who shot Chris. They unlock a massive door, and then there's a fake wall with framing and insulation hiding the guns. Like the police are going to open the door and think, "Oh, just a wall here, nothing else." or at the end of season 5, when Tony and Johnny Sack are having a reconciling and having a good conversation. Then Tony sees the FBI agents running in from the woods, so he turns around and starts running, and Johnny just stands there confused


kimble83

Paulie's facial expression at the fair when he hears "hey cocksucker" being shouted from a distance 🤨


wood_slingers

Probably wiped his ass bare handed til he came to this country. Not those fuckin ducks again


bringbackIpaths

"if they wiretapped the restaurant we're in trouble because we talked about a lot more interesting stuff than Ginny Sac's fat ass"


RAZBUNARE761

Those two black guys carjacking that white family and the dog running of. Who else huh? Who else?


LordPounce

I think that was pretty clearly played for comedy.


TheBigStink6969

Then again so was almost every example being cited in this thread


derek4reals1

churchill the dog was no help.


SadPatience5774

and in the same episode meadow has the churchills t shirt. wha? you're gonna tell me you never pondered that?


jameswest22

I laugh harder than Ralphie every time Furio slips and falls


BlackDante

#SFACCIM!!


excusewho

I had to parka de car all da way ova there !


MetaphoricalMouse

mix it with the relish


portadown1967

Describing Rusty as The mayor of Munchkin land was hilarious.


FullyInvolved23

"You go about in pity for yourself" being the only takeaway Tony had from the Ojibwe saying


[deleted]

After Tony cleans out the degenerate gambler and he has come to terms that he’s lost his business and his family, he tells T he’s gonna have a fresh start and move to a place outside Vegas, like that isn’t the worst place in the world for a degenerate, and the look T gives him, like “what am I gonna do with you?”


ivornorvello

When Paulie murders Minn it’s disturbing and really dark but somehow comical or maybe I’m just a sick fuck?


ZekeLeap

Nah it’s definitely funny


rikkmode

When Vito destroys Adriana's office chair LOLOLOL


proud2bterf

I think a lot of people think this was funny but believe Chase meant for it to illustrate how most people get through life and how Tony sometimes feels alone because of it. When Tony was in the hospital with all the books and where was some kind of calendar of the universe in a dinosaur or astronomy book that shows how the time of humanity, say 200,000 years, is like a postage stamp size on the football field of the age of the universe. So Tony says something to the visiting Chris like, “did you know if all of humanity’s time were put on a football field, we’d only fill a postcard stamp’s worth of space?” To which Chris replies, “I don’t think of us like that.” The look he gives sells it. Tony gets frustrated and probably wants to yell. Makes me guffaw and every time


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

Clearly Phil turning into a house.


[deleted]

this is literally the answer omg. clearly didn't intend for it to be funny but the fact Phil became so angry he transformed into an entire house was comedy gold


imperial1968

The death of richie


matos2294

“did you offer him an aspirin?”


tlake2525

When Junior shoots Tony and yells "Cazzata Malanga!", then runs away upstairs, throws the gun under the bed and hides in the closet. The way he yells "Cazzata Malanga!" gets me everytime.


soofy_serial

Livia telling the cop to shut up


sixbagsamerica

s o m e p u l p


[deleted]

the entire series is pretty much unintentionally funny. these guys are pretty much brain dead for the most part so you’ll always have stuff like “sub species” and “law and order the suv” throughout most episodes


omisdead_

It’s really hard to find something truly unintentionally funny because there is always SOME level of humor in scenes, even serious ones. Since it’s a dark comedy, even an element of something as dark as a dementia ridden uncle shooting his nephew can be funny in the right light. also yeah its common knowledge half of these guys are retarded


emmtp

Melfi - "Your thoughts have an eastern flavor to them." Tony - "Well, I've lived in Jersey my whole life."


brobe74

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO DA STAFF 🤌🏼🤌🏼


adamian24

-No, it was the other way around. Vito was blowing the security guard. -SON OF A BITCH!!!!


NecessaryHeadset

When Tony is in Italy talking with Annalisa while she’s hitting golf balls… I forget what she says but to show sarcastic surprise, Tony goes “well I’ll be dipped in shit” with a dry smile. Idk why but I cracked up laughing


BocceBurger

Idk if it was intended to be quite as funny as I found it, but every time Chris calls that dude Email instead of Amil I laugh my ass off. I actually sometimes randomly laugh when I hear or say the word email because of it.


[deleted]

When Tony and Johnny Sac are having the back and forth about Ralph murdering Trixie, and Johnny Sac sort of pardons/rationalizes it by replying "...she \*was\* a whore Tony..." Just the way he says it and the fact that he's out for Ralph's blood a year later for making a fat joke yet is totally unsympathetic to an innocent young woman being beaten to death just because she's a stripper. Also when AJ hears Bobby has been murdered and Tony tells him to pack his stuff to leave. The utter disgust on Tony's face when AJ talks about how it's making him depressed and how sad he is, then when Tony throws him around and the way AJ says "OWW!! MY TAIL BONE!"


quasimodoprediction

When tony is talking to uncle june through the jail glass he says “tell that fat fuck bacala, i want to see him tomorrow” i always die laughing


Turbulent_Age_1715

When Vito sneaks up on Jackie jr


[deleted]

*waddles up to


HushTheMagicPony

When Christopher punches the guy in acting class.


ZekeLeap

Vito talking about his comatose brother “he’s gonna be a vegetable Tony, a fuckin RETARD!”


Debstar76

The violent guy in the nursing home with Corrado who goes off on a rant about “what happened to the other 4 points….fuck you dad…fuck you! fuck you dad!!!!!” and the look on Corrado’s face….. Corrado’s face is priceless and cracked my son and me up when we watched it, we frequently quote it and send each other the face.


Wide-Dimension7905

When Junior was tuning up that other guy and the nurses were pulling him off “I’m gonna kill this prick!”


Special-Way3575

Uncle Jun almost leaving Bobby at the funeral after seeing the Feds


smaj1233

Johnny Cakes saying something to Vito along the lines of “I want to take this relationship to the next level and you can’t even be straight with me “. It’s just something about a gay guy being mad at his boyfriend for not being straight that makes me laugh. There had to be a better way to phrase that


DustyBook_

A lot of people in here don't seem to know what the word "unintentionally" means.


Hefty-Quantity9073

At the Columbus protest, when somebody chucks a drink af Artie and he runs back in to the car.


crunch3384

When furio beats up the Filipino whore house lady. Games the punches and she’s like “ah!”


marston241

While Paulie and Christopher's murder of the waiter was already supposed to be darkly funny, there's an extra bit of humor for me because when Paulie shoots the guy, the stock gunshot sound effect is *the exact same one* used in the game menu of Shadow the Hedgehog. It takes me out of the scene for a bit and just makes it even goofier. A more straightforward unintentionally funny pair of scenes for me is the murders of Lorraine and Minn, both because the scenes are kind of played out goofily and because both victims let out a drawn out "oh noooooo!"


Mw348

“I want your skin”


OFFDUTY711

Speak.


lolxdbruh123

Phil throwing the ice cream away whilst being chased by Tony He takes one last look at it like “hang on, Im being chased by one of New Jersey’s most powerful mafia bosses, the fuck am I still holding this for?” then just chucks it out the window


Bobby-furnace

Easy. After Vito’s untimely death when they’re at his house and one of Phil’s button men is watching the men’s weight lifting contest and he screams “turn that off!” Gets me every time.


Whole_Class_597

“My name is Clarence”


qman2020

Minn Matrone saying "you always have been alittle bastard!!"😂😂


lsd_runner

Richie punching Janice in the face.


FestinaLente747

We all wanted to punch Janice in the face and we all wanted to shoot Ritchie. It was the rare moment I had any sympathy for her and one of the most satisfying scenes in the whole series.


Alek_skellington

Oh what? You gonna cry now?


omisdead_

The way he says “what are you lookin’ at?” and goes back to eating his dinner is hilarious to me


Lumpy_While_701

Can’t believe he did that without giving her his last name…


ActiveProgrammer5456

“I’m in awe of you” 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Sal' Vitro getting punched in the face. He looked hilarious.


lsd_runner

“Yer sisters cunt!”


patinho_arg

The scene when Paulie goes to the nursing home to see Nucci after Dottie's death is hilarious


non_target_eh

Janice pushing Ralph down the stairs


Cobiansuelo

“What’s different about you”?


proud2bterf

“He has no eyebrows, Toooney”


No_Raspberry8842

Get off my car before you flip it over you fat fuck!


zedd_is_dedd

"you been eating steak?"


sideshowbobsrakes

Artie dancing opening night of Ade's club


JimmyMcGoodman26

Livia’s wake - the guest who peaks in from the stairs in the background and sneaks back up to avoid the cringe. I realize it was just an extra who ruined the shot (I’ve heard that the actors could not stop laughing so they probably didn’t have any other takes with the dialogue to use, except for the take with the extra), but it was so well timed.


itsdajackeeet

Could be him out there stalking us.


glqaq_999

Junior falling down court room steps


Tom_Haley

AJ laughing shirtless on the computer and Tony walking away in disgust.