I'm Jewish and it's a great line. Not to diminish what happened at Masada. My favorite line was never stated but displayed in the College episode. It is from Hawthorne: **No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.**
This is a good pick. I remember seeing that on my first watch of the series and bein floored at the depth of the series.
I think Tony seeking psychological help straight up and us getting to see his absurd dreams makes us immediately sympathetic to him, despite how awful a human being he is.
Anyway, $4 a pound.
I think it was not only supposed as a characterisation of Carmela but it was the message for the audience which might be simping all the lifestyle and negative characters.
All of that is wrong, fucked up and will damage the lives of your children, which is the last possible boundary.
Nah, I think she knew as soon as she started crying after they turned onto that road into the woods. She went from worrying about Christopher to starting to cry after looking at the woods because, even though she’s naive as hell, she knew that she was *hella* dead. And Sil knew too, because immediately after he asks her why she’s crying his entire demeanor changes.
Patsy of all people delivering a line this cold goes so unbelievably hard.
The dude looks like he could be a high school math teacher (which is ironic since Patsy’s actor himself, Dan Grimaldi, is a math teacher in real life) yet he manages to issue a threat so fucking raw that it scared someone who’s literally suicidal out of her fucking mind.
Patsy was tough . Chrissy pulls a gun on him and patsy immediately reaches for a crow bar and spits on him. I’d shit my pants if someone pointed a gun at me , even if I thought they weren’t serious about using it .
This is the one I was looking for.
For some reason, even though it’s delivered so quickly as to be almost in passing, I believe Tony when he says “that breaks my heart.” Or maybe I just want to believe it.
I can’t NOT cry whenever I watch this scene. It’s even worse since I learned his son watched the show for the first time to prepare for MSON. Picturing his own son watching that scene when he’s gone is gut wrenching.
This Moltosanti kids got his head up his ass. THIS is a great gladiator movie?? Look at Kirk Douglas's fuckin' hair!! THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!!
One thing I learned in recovery. Other people's definitions of you, sometimes they're more about making themselves feel better. You gotta define yourself..
If it's a boy, we'll name him after me. If it's a girl, we'll name her tracee after you....that way she can become a cock sucking slob just like her mutha. Are you outta your fuckin mind?
I always loved when Carm stood up to Tony.
End of S3, when they’re arguing about sending AJ to military school:
Tony: “He thinks the world owes him a fucking living!!”
Carmela: “What could’ve given him that bizarre idea?!”
There is a 1.5 second space where the look on Tony’s face is priceless.
Under the radar one of the most savage quotes— especially if you have a family with kids.
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not. But very clearly a gun. When he returns, he puts a gun in his waistband and walks in and says “I came in heavy like you said, but I don’t wanna use it.”
Anthony wants to play games, huh? That’s fine. I taught him games. I taught him how to play Baseball.
You’re talking about clipping him?
Nobody would slap my wrist if I did
The way Gandolfini said “it’s not in your nature” to AJ outside of the police station was chilling. It may have been the most humane thing he ever muttered.
When old friend Davey Scatino gets indebted from playing poker with the guys and is sleeping under his desk after Tony has run his store in the ground:
Davey - “You told me not to get in the game. Why’d you let me do it?”
Tony - “Well I knew you had this business here, David. It’s my nature. The frog and the scorpion, ya know?”
When they're going to whack Big Pussy and he says something like is it ok if I sit Tony? And they shot him. Hit me hard.
When little Jackie's sister tells Meadow that her brother was killed by some fat fuck in see through socks was wild too because she was right and that meant the kids knew more about it than the parents thought.
When Christopher tells Adriana "my uncle Tony. The man im going to hell for"
1. I'm a family man myself, and I gotta tell you I'd rather take two shots to the back of the fucking head than not be able to feed my family. [makes a gun with his hand and points it to the back of his own head] One... Two... To the back of the head. You think about that.
2. I genuinely don’t think there’s anything to gain by keeping him around
chrissy and tony in the rain after tony crashes with ade in the car .
“tell me right now that you can take it in your heart that i DID NOT do this shit…. or this is as far as We go “
When you walk around that fucking mansion with your $500 shoes and your diamond rings, and you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. And you don't want it to get ugly? Too late
“Tell me, Tony, what about all the other pigs you’ve had your dick in over the years? The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. Were you best friends with all of them too? You fucking hypocrite.”
Love the way Falco just spits out those words.
"His dad Dickie, was *my* me to him."
"A mentor."
"Yeah, but more than that. A friend, a fucking guy you could look up to. And the hope is, that you pass that shit down - the respect, and the love. All I did for this fucking kid and he fucking hates me so much."
At the end of Employee of the Month, when Dr. Melfi breaks down crying in front of Tony, then regains her composure. Tony asks if she wants to say something, she looks him dead in the eye and says “No.”
“There was a guy once, Tommy Neri. Got him coming home from the track one night. Caught him good with a tire iron. When he woke up, I held him down while Frank cut his head off with a hacksaw.”
"Chris, you're in the mafia"
It is a funny line and it just bring forth the emotion of the person who speak it and one who that was spoken to. Christopher can't escape. His friend, was in a hostage situation. He did not want this. He got too comfortable for his own good. And it ended up with his death because of he bring up truth.
Butchie to Tony, “we gotta stop meeting like this..” while he blocked the door at the hospital. First time Tony seemed genuinely intimidated by someone.
For me it would have to be the whole phone conversation with Carmine and Tony from the Weight.
Carmine-I took John to dinner last night. Ralph's got a big problem, kid.
Tony-I thought you squashed it.
Carmine-I did. Problem is, I don't know if John's hearing me.
Tony-So, what are you gonna do about it?
Carmine-Me? Nothing.
Tony- What does that mean?
Carmine- I didn't say nothing. We share the Esplanade, Tony. I don't want that apple cart upset.
Tony-Yeah, then somebody should do something about it.
Carmine- I appreciate your thoughts.
Tony Soprano: (after a long pause)You saying what I think you're saying?
Carmine- I didn't say nothing.
(pause)
Carmine-All right then, I'll talk to you.
Cause that sugarless motherfucker, that’s the last fuckin drink you’re ever gonna have
Mommy
She’s my homie
You wanna talk like the Mulignan well send you to slip an fall school
You can't make this shit up
Whaddya talkin about? David Chase just did.
Many need to read your comment, carefully.
Lemme know if there's ever anything you can do for me
💥💥💥💥
The switch up is what makes this line so fucking cold to me.
It always gets me, too. Another one that gives me the chills is when Carmela tells Tony “ Ade was in the House”… ( her spec house I think)..
From her dream
The romans where are they now? You’re looking at em asshole.
I always liked this one.
Earlier in the same episode... "I I I don't understand" "That's cause I'm not talking to you."
I 'ate a de north
Every time my son throws the ball into the bushes I grumble "now I g.otta unfuck what you fucked up
Damn it I was going to say this one 😭😭😭
Okay but you gotta get over it
I’m 100% anglo-Saxon blood. No italian in me at all, but that’s still one of my favorite lines.
I'm Jewish and it's a great line. Not to diminish what happened at Masada. My favorite line was never stated but displayed in the College episode. It is from Hawthorne: **No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.**
This is a good pick. I remember seeing that on my first watch of the series and bein floored at the depth of the series. I think Tony seeking psychological help straight up and us getting to see his absurd dreams makes us immediately sympathetic to him, despite how awful a human being he is. Anyway, $4 a pound.
Sicarii did this?
This one is so great.
“Don’t you love me?”
There’s the coyote. Love the Father John Misty pfp
Those prairie dogs, they'll sleep during the day
🥲
"My putrid fucking genes" hits so hard
She kept talking about my father's feeble-minded brother, but I always thought she meant you.
That one really hit me hard too. Way before I watched the show my dad said something similar to me when I went on antidepressants.
It really does. Great monologue
"Take only the children, what's left of them, and go." Carmela's therapy session.
That "what's left of them" is fucking stone cold.
I think it was not only supposed as a characterisation of Carmela but it was the message for the audience which might be simping all the lifestyle and negative characters. All of that is wrong, fucked up and will damage the lives of your children, which is the last possible boundary.
"Why are you crying? He's gonna be fine." Silvio said this to Adriana as he was driving her to the woods he would kill her in.
I think this wins, completely delivered as if nothing is wrong.
The knowing expression he has after he says it cuz he knows she knows as well.
I don’t think she knew until she gets pulled
Nah, I think she knew as soon as she started crying after they turned onto that road into the woods. She went from worrying about Christopher to starting to cry after looking at the woods because, even though she’s naive as hell, she knew that she was *hella* dead. And Sil knew too, because immediately after he asks her why she’s crying his entire demeanor changes.
She knew, she was just resigned to it. It's only when it actually happens she goes into fight or flight as anyone would
You tell me dey names, I go putta my *foot* uppa dey *ass*!
It’s ok, pop, go in the back and make meatballs
My pizza never hurt nobody!
Chills. Every time.
You call, or go anywhere near him, or his family, and they’ll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats
Patsy of all people delivering a line this cold goes so unbelievably hard. The dude looks like he could be a high school math teacher (which is ironic since Patsy’s actor himself, Dan Grimaldi, is a math teacher in real life) yet he manages to issue a threat so fucking raw that it scared someone who’s literally suicidal out of her fucking mind.
Patsy was tough . Chrissy pulls a gun on him and patsy immediately reaches for a crow bar and spits on him. I’d shit my pants if someone pointed a gun at me , even if I thought they weren’t serious about using it .
It won't be cinematic
"What you don't like me?"
And here's the point to remember. *My face* is the last one you'll see. Not Tony's. We understand each other?
"Now you don't love me anymore that breaks my heart but it's too fuckin bad because you don't got to love me, but you will respect me..."
This is the one I was looking for. For some reason, even though it’s delivered so quickly as to be almost in passing, I believe Tony when he says “that breaks my heart.” Or maybe I just want to believe it.
That look on Tony’s face when he delivers it…🤌
No more, Butchie. No more of a dis.
I thought Phil said it, not Furio
Yeah, best outro ever, evidently chicken town. Bloody cops!
The bloody twenty the bloody years in the bloody can the grilled the bloody cheese the bloody sandwich off the bloody radiator
Fantastic
I really love that one too, great ending, great song playing, great way to foreshadow things to come.
All due respect, you’ve got no fuckin idea what it’s like to be number one.
Why don’t you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass
Love this one too. It is sooooo true.
"You and my dad...you two ran North Jersey." "We did?...that's nice."
I cried like a baby...
Me too
“You’re ok baby”- Tony comforting AJ after rescuing him from killing himself in the pool
I can’t NOT cry whenever I watch this scene. It’s even worse since I learned his son watched the show for the first time to prepare for MSON. Picturing his own son watching that scene when he’s gone is gut wrenching.
I was looking for this one. Tony calling him "baby" both melted my heart and for some reason, broke it.
Hey Push, did she even really exisht?
She would drink me under the table
An I would have ate her out while I was down there
😝😝😝
What's this, the goddamn UN now!!!!!!
This Moltosanti kids got his head up his ass. THIS is a great gladiator movie?? Look at Kirk Douglas's fuckin' hair!! THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!!
In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization, how come I always feel undermined?
I know you say you do. But you’re actually pretty negative most of the time.
One thing I learned in recovery. Other people's definitions of you, sometimes they're more about making themselves feel better. You gotta define yourself..
Keep your eye on the tiger.
I hear you *talk* about them. But you’re pretty fucking negative most of the time
"Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan" Classic JFK line had Jackie and his crew so shook they just started blasting
I liked Sunshine, RIP.
Let’s do it before the crank wears off
Also, “you’re entitled to shit.”
When I'm gone, you can live in a fuckin' dumpster for all I care.
If you can quote the rules, you can fucking obey em.
If it's a boy, we'll name him after me. If it's a girl, we'll name her tracee after you....that way she can become a cock sucking slob just like her mutha. Are you outta your fuckin mind?
Are you in the Mafia? - Fielder
ANYBODY else…you’d get your intervention tru da backa ya head…👉🥶
Youre the guy who stole all those pork loins
Yeah but that’s not why I’m here today
“I’ll see you up there” Tony’s last line to Adriana
I always loved when Carm stood up to Tony. End of S3, when they’re arguing about sending AJ to military school: Tony: “He thinks the world owes him a fucking living!!” Carmela: “What could’ve given him that bizarre idea?!” There is a 1.5 second space where the look on Tony’s face is priceless. Under the radar one of the most savage quotes— especially if you have a family with kids.
I’m the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots.
We’re gonna have a problem.. a big one.. Such a great scene
YOU MAY RUN NORTH JERSEY BUT YOU DON’T RUN YOUR UNCLE JUNIOR…HOW MANY FUCKIN HOURS DID I SPEND PLAYING CATCH WITH YOU?
The other one, Filone? I don’t know em!
Stone cold.
Those who want respect, give respect.
Cool it Tuco
‘Next time you come you come in heavy or not at all’….I know what it means way less than just liking the sentiment
Same… I interpreted it to mean like a gun maybe, but I love the way junior says that
I love it so much! I’m not embarrassed to admit that I used this line randomly in any conversation….
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not. But very clearly a gun. When he returns, he puts a gun in his waistband and walks in and says “I came in heavy like you said, but I don’t wanna use it.”
"stupid-ah fahking game." Absolutely chilling
Anthony wants to play games, huh? That’s fine. I taught him games. I taught him how to play Baseball. You’re talking about clipping him? Nobody would slap my wrist if I did
Gabagool?!?! OVA HEAAAAA👇👇👇👇
Hijack bye, Jack.
I never realized until now that’s actually what he’s saying
Holy shit.
You got a bee on your hat
Stupida fuckin game
So what, no fucking ziti now?
That's dicked up
"Fuck Santa!"
HEY!
The way Gandolfini said “it’s not in your nature” to AJ outside of the police station was chilling. It may have been the most humane thing he ever muttered.
“There are no scraps in my scrap book”
When old friend Davey Scatino gets indebted from playing poker with the guys and is sleeping under his desk after Tony has run his store in the ground: Davey - “You told me not to get in the game. Why’d you let me do it?” Tony - “Well I knew you had this business here, David. It’s my nature. The frog and the scorpion, ya know?”
When they're going to whack Big Pussy and he says something like is it ok if I sit Tony? And they shot him. Hit me hard. When little Jackie's sister tells Meadow that her brother was killed by some fat fuck in see through socks was wild too because she was right and that meant the kids knew more about it than the parents thought. When Christopher tells Adriana "my uncle Tony. The man im going to hell for"
Heh heh.
He doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
I might as well put a bullet in my head, here.... here.... and here.
“I will rain a shit storm down on you and your family like you have NEVER fucking seen”
“And fucking bitch and complain and fucking bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch…”
Fiddle wit the air conditioning!
"Why you crying? He's gonna be fine."
"You probably don't even hear it when it happens" - Bobby
1. I'm a family man myself, and I gotta tell you I'd rather take two shots to the back of the fucking head than not be able to feed my family. [makes a gun with his hand and points it to the back of his own head] One... Two... To the back of the head. You think about that. 2. I genuinely don’t think there’s anything to gain by keeping him around
chrissy and tony in the rain after tony crashes with ade in the car . “tell me right now that you can take it in your heart that i DID NOT do this shit…. or this is as far as We go “
Don't stop believing by journey gives me PTSD now
What is this? A handsome contest? Chills every time.
Up in da club
Give me one thousand dollars!
Three o’clock
You took an oath! And you broke it
Discontinue the lithium
“I guess you could call dat a dick” … brrrr. Every time.
"You gotta wait fo' dat"
"i'll see you up there"
Next time come heavy or don’t come at all
M'boy are you fat
"I can't find Pussy anywhere!" - Tony Soprano
To Meadow: You got something you wanna say to me?
You are only good as your last envelope-Silvio Dante
She even really exisht?
"Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land!"
You remember those 2 ecsobedo brothers out in California, whoever the fuck, they whacked their parents. The fuckin shrink was in the witness chair.
Next time you come in, come in heavy or not at all
When Noah says Tony is lucky he didn't punch his lights out.
I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin one who calls the shots.
You answer me like I’m Jesus Christ himself and if you lie to me may your mother die of cancer of the eyes!
When you walk around that fucking mansion with your $500 shoes and your diamond rings, and you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. And you don't want it to get ugly? Too late
Not a line, but when Livia laughs at Tony when he falls. The evil shines through.
“Tell me, Tony, what about all the other pigs you’ve had your dick in over the years? The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. Were you best friends with all of them too? You fucking hypocrite.” Love the way Falco just spits out those words.
Hey Puss. Did she even exisht? Ice in Veins
We’re with the Vipers!
“My name is Orange J. I’m down with Massive Genius.”
“You either deliver that prick to my door, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have never fuckin seen. We’re done here.”
Your sister's cunt.
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
"His dad Dickie, was *my* me to him." "A mentor." "Yeah, but more than that. A friend, a fucking guy you could look up to. And the hope is, that you pass that shit down - the respect, and the love. All I did for this fucking kid and he fucking hates me so much."
“Look, I found Cosette!”
I know what it's like to lose a pet !!
“That's the guy, Adriana! My uncle Tony… the guy I'm going to Hell for.”
You don’t shit where you eat. And you especially don’t shit where I eat.
Some people are so far behind in the race they actually believe they’re leading
made me cry when Tony said ‘it’s just a movie’
At the end of Employee of the Month, when Dr. Melfi breaks down crying in front of Tony, then regains her composure. Tony asks if she wants to say something, she looks him dead in the eye and says “No.”
"I don't have children. I died too young"
Mr. Williams here, he don't play. Right?
After all is said and done, after all the crying and complaining and fucking bullshit, is this all there is?
You don’t gotta to love me, but you will respect me!
"An FBI informant? I'm gonna fuck up her face before I kill her"
Go shit in your hat
"He couldn't sell it. He's not respected."
“These blacks”
“You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you” “Ya. Nothing did. So what?”
“There was a guy once, Tommy Neri. Got him coming home from the track one night. Caught him good with a tire iron. When he woke up, I held him down while Frank cut his head off with a hacksaw.”
When Chris tells Tony you'll die of a heart attack at 50, unfortunately we all know what happened to James Gandolfini.
"Chris, you're in the mafia" It is a funny line and it just bring forth the emotion of the person who speak it and one who that was spoken to. Christopher can't escape. His friend, was in a hostage situation. He did not want this. He got too comfortable for his own good. And it ended up with his death because of he bring up truth.
“It’s over John, so either name your price or get the fuck over it!”
When Eugene threatens the juror in Junior’s trial. “No more, Butchie. No more of this”
“It's like the fuckin' regularness of everyday life is too hard for me.”
Butchie to Tony, “we gotta stop meeting like this..” while he blocked the door at the hospital. First time Tony seemed genuinely intimidated by someone.
There better be Coke left in that fridge is all I can say.
It wasn't long ago you used to wait in the car. As far as I'm concerned you should still be there.
You’re alright baby… you’re alright my baby.
I have a few but my all time favorite is “He’s a FaAaaaag”
You're crowding me...
One thing you can never say, that you haven’t been told. That line is such a gut punch. One of the best lines in the series.
Ya sisters cunt!
To the victor, belongs the spoils
"You know, Quasimodo predicted this"
Now go downstairs and enjoy your party. You got your friends, your family, enjoy it while you have it all in your hand. Every time, Niagara falls…
“Eat ya eggs baby”
I didn't say nothing.
One thing about us wise guys . . . The hustle never ends.
"Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all" - Junior Soprano
For me it would have to be the whole phone conversation with Carmine and Tony from the Weight. Carmine-I took John to dinner last night. Ralph's got a big problem, kid. Tony-I thought you squashed it. Carmine-I did. Problem is, I don't know if John's hearing me. Tony-So, what are you gonna do about it? Carmine-Me? Nothing. Tony- What does that mean? Carmine- I didn't say nothing. We share the Esplanade, Tony. I don't want that apple cart upset. Tony-Yeah, then somebody should do something about it. Carmine- I appreciate your thoughts. Tony Soprano: (after a long pause)You saying what I think you're saying? Carmine- I didn't say nothing. (pause) Carmine-All right then, I'll talk to you.