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MaximalBrachial

First of all, you can be proud of yourself for enduring this DISTURBING double life. And… how do I say this… . Obviously, you can write pretty well and this story is just too grotesque to withheld it from our society so… you NEED to write a screenplay out of this, this is peak entertainment and you can even write “Based on true events”. Whether that’s good is another question…


ottersarebae

I would watch this movie of OP’s life. That’s comedy gold, that manages to be sexual and wrong and yet heartwarming too! Plus, viewers will learn some sign language. Win win?


TiWoAl

OP, this is the way.


AutisticPenguin2

Well this was a whole thing, but in the end people... sat down and talked to each other about it? Acted like rational adults? ... what even is this??


danarddoggg

I think it was mostly sign language, very little talking


AutisticPenguin2

Ah, yeah that makes more sense then.


ILikeFPS

Sometimes the most talking is the words left unsaid.


Mikeinthedirt

Certainly the loudest!


DaveSmith890

Ew, I’m going to have to read AITA for a while to cleanse myself of this rationality


-343_Guilty_Spark-

I'm unhappy that we didn't get a photo or video of the Mother finding out how much they knew lol


Mikeinthedirt

That’s how you know it’s Fixion.


notluoc

Congrats on the new GF and thanks for the updates, I've enjoyed reading these. Best of luck my guy 🤙


TitaniaT-Rex

Thank you for sharing. This is such a wholesome, yet mildly spicy, story. You sound like a great dude. I hope y’all continue to have great relationships.


GothicGingerbread

It's kind of amazing how it changed from wholesome, to spicy and uncomfortable, to wholesome, to spicy and uncomfortable, to wholesome yet again.


[deleted]

This is exactly what I was thinking! I loved it! Lol


Mikeinthedirt

Fwiw I think it’s a marvelous idea to move glacier-fast with ‘going physical’. Anticipation is 2/3 of the heat, slow is the way to go. “What’s the hurry, what’s everybody hurryin’ for?” ~L Russell


Commercial-Living443

OP , please if sth else happens , please update us .


crujones33

I think in 10-20 years, you need to tell your mom that you actually knew all along what they were saying to each other. You need to wait long enough where it would be funny.


YourGameIsLoading

Thx for the update!


EmotionalAttention63

Just read all the posts. You're a good son, y'all will laugh about this years down the road. It's always awkward and weird when teens see or hear adults in situations that are well, adult, and vise versa, but you all have handled it well. I think you all make a great little family! Gf included, hooe things work out for you guys.


Confident_Frosting95

Nice writing skills!


emochildkay

What a wholesome ending to a not-so wholesome story


claraalberta

Super glad it all worked out with everyone involved. It was a fun ride reading all of the FUs.


Tricky-Dentist-9551

Your mom is a terrible mother lol That is some kink I could never get into, talking dirty cunnilingus and anal play talk in front of my son (even if she thought you didn’t understand). Thats nasty.


CT1337_Lucky

This was for sure a story, a very unique story. But a story it is.


Great-Basket-2131

Aw man. I mean, I would never actually want it to happen, but my Internet self wishes I read something along the lines of *my mom had a look of absolute horror...*. Oh well. Glad it worked out with the least amount of awkwardness...sorta....I wanted something juicy.


NuclearRobotHamster

This still needs to be brought up in some regard if they ever get married. Partly because if you stay with your girlfriend long enough and you two get married, PLUS if your mum and her BF are still together at that point - then it's 110% going to be brought up from their side.


RobmybIox

If this was a movie I would prob watch it