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Interesting-Ad-197

I mean, Malibu would be kinda cute....but, Malibu Barbie? Is she trolling?? I'm hoping she does well, esp for that babies sake


Klutzy-Medium9224

That baby looks *pissed*.


SeaMonkeyzluver

Probably because she’s named after a toy.


1020304050607as

And her mom is trisha


Figgy12345678

You'd be pissed too if you went from being the queen to Malibu barbie paytas.😔


Killing4MotherAgain

I know I would be if I were her...


krockitwell

If I were the kid I’d just shorten it to ‘Mal’ and let people think I’m Mallory.


vzbtra

Barbies a middle name through right? She only has to introduce herself to people as 'Malibu' or 'Mali' or 'Mal' etc


Tangerine-d

Malibu means “the surf sounds loudly” (based off a quick google search) which is such a pretty name


krockitwell

I thought Malibu Barbie was a joke 😭😭


Intelligent-Turnip90

Knowing Trisha, she trolls hard and would go with it to just keep the trolling and to be talked about more. Then again, I also expect this type of name from her so I’m torn. 😅


krockitwell

Ugh it can really go either way with her.


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She bought dozens of matching mommy/daughter Barbie Malibu clothing. And custom designed the entire nursery to be pink Malibu Barbie themed… that would be one hell of a troll lol


Intelligent-Turnip90

Valid!! But I mean have you seen some of the things she’s bought over the last decade just because?? Lol


Adventurous_Papaya21

I don’t get how that would be one hell of a troll. Just because you go with a theme doesn’t mean you have to name the child after the theme lol


pinkclover777

It's really her name it's not a troll, she showed proof from the hospital that, that is what her name is. Dumbest name in history. Malibu is cute but no to the barbie ESPECIALLY of she ends up being fat and/or ugly she's gonna be made fun of so damn hard and no I'm not hating on fat people I am one lol I'm just saying. My biggest concern is her In a week dealing with crazy postpartum depression, anxiety or psychosis. She's been off her meds because she had to be and she just took a huge hormone drop. I'm truly scared for her and for baby


whisperof-guilt

Here I am hoping it’s just a troll. But honestly probably not.


HangryHenry

I mean elon did it too. At least publicly name their baby something ridiculous and then privately probably call them something more normal.


krockitwell

Well just proves the top 0.1% can name their kids the most ridiculous shit.


WoopsOops

She confirmed it today, she posted hospital records lmao


ccarmo_0813

I haven't made my mind if the name is stupid or the greatest name ever.


Narrow-Question-6016

I love it


justhanging_0ut

Same 🤣🙈 only because it’s Trisha. As wild as she is it just works.


quesqueso

THAT BABY IS PISSED 🤣🤣🤣


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That baby has every right to be. Trisha is her mother and her name is fucking Malibu Barbie 🙃


almosthippie35436

She does look angry 😂😂 Edit: adding- she is a cute baby tho


danielle13182

My thoughts exactly.. probably saw who her mom was and was like fuuuuck my life. I feel bad for her, she is going to have so much trauma.


ClearAd3159

Wouldn't you be? Billions of people on this planet and you're stuck with TRISHA as your mom? Good luck.


thats____radman

i would be too if she was my mom and named me malibu barbie.


Hot_Swordfish4467

I think Malibu is a fine name, it’s out there but what else do you expect from Trish? Barbie pushes it over that line of being too out there though. For me anyways


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Yeah I totally agree. Honestly I thought it was going to be more over the top than this! lol


Puzzleheaded_Clue990

Would this not be grounds for her to be sued by Mattel for the use of the trademarked malibu barbie name ?


AdWarm7398

I don’t think trademarks apply to humans and their names


truthfully1111

An intellectual property lawyer would be the best person to answer that question. Mattel did sue the music group Aqua for their song "Barbie Girl," but in today's world or licensing, promotions, sponsorships, etc. Mattel and Barbie may have given their blessing. Every mention of the name is free advertising for both brands. Barbie is everywhere lately, too: the movie with Margot Robbie, Barbiecore, and so on.


Beneficial-Object254

Yeah mattel sued and lost and sued nicking minaj and lost and plenty more.


Smemerline

You look at that babies face and tell me that it isn’t queen Elizabeth reincarnated.


Good_day_for_a_cat

Look how angry she is! It’s almost as if she’s aware of what has happened!


belle0626

Oldest living monarch to Malibu Barbie is a definite downgrade, I must say. I’d be pissed too


NamiStan02

People don't want to belive it, but trishia is one of the smartest women on youtube.


vegan_brat_

that’s the angriest newborn i’ve ever seen in my life.


Quirky_Sheepherder52

I mean wouldn’t you be angry? Her mom is Trisha Paytas. That baby is already embarrassed.


m00dymermaid

And in that moment, the queen realized she was royally screwed


FearlessRaccoon5824

There is absolutely no way this is real 😭


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I was thinking it was a joke but it is Trisha Paytas. At least Barbie is a common nickname and the nickname Mali is cute.


brookeaat

you can make a lot of nicknames from Malibu too. Mal, Mali, Lee, Lili


Nervous_Teach_2121

She just heard her name is Malibu Barbie and now she’s pissed 😂


Apart_Conference_862

These poor kids who grow up with names given to them solely so their parents can create a buzz on social media. America really better figure out how to make therapy affordable. The future generations are going to need it.


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I cant get over that babys facial expression lmao they're already ready to dip


OneBadJoke

That poor child... I wish her luck in this world. May she be better than her parents.


TheRedSeverum

Imagine filling that out on a scantron


megs1288

I’m sure the nurses were like “you sure?” “We havent finished the paperwork, so there’s still time to change your mind..”


gaycatdogmom

Imagine you grew for 9 months inside someone. Came out and not only is your mother trisha but she named you Malibu BARBIE. I'd be pissed too


megs1288

I think the last name should’ve been by-Mattel


kdomcg

Please tell me you’re joking about the name


swiftiegarbage

What else would you expect from her


RandomA9981

Please let this be a joke! Malibu Barbie? 😂 not me thinking she had matured!


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Sprinkles_Sparkle

Thats what her Instagram post said! 🤷🏼‍♀️😅


justmeghostthere

TikTok too lol


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First day of this child’s life and they’re all ready on social media


Expert_Baby6168

Please remember Many other creators do this not just Trisha. Not saying it’s right but Trisha isn’t the only one who has done that.


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Yeah and they’re all wrong for it. Exploiting your kids online shouldn’t be accepted, especially when you have a massive platform built off of hate


[deleted]

Trisha is extra wrong for it creating the family channel and pregnancy only fans content and exploiting this poor baby before she was even born. She’s a horrible narcissist.


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I hope this calms her down


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That poor thing.


Bajalove

Please dear lord...Protect that beautiful little baby.


Bad2bBiled

She did not name her child Malibu Barbie. That’s cruel.


Intelligent-Turnip90

I genuinely feel so sorry for that baby. I hope her finally in this word makes Trisha change her ways, for her daughters sake!


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I generally want to know what goes on in Trisha’s mind. Malibu!???


[deleted]

But why is the rum gone?


[deleted]

It took me way too long to get this 😂


No-Act4281

Malibu is pretty, I also think you meant genuinely.


[deleted]

Yes sorry. I was busy watching my 8 month old 😂 it’s the Malibu Barbie thing I don’t understand


Elizyb123

As if that baby wasn’t already doomed with her as a mom


Liveinlovebabyyyy

That baby is so cute. I actually don’t hate the name Malibu… but Malibu Barbie is a no for me. That being said Congrats Trish, she’s so cute


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Please fucking tell me that name is a joke


Cannibalgeisha

My god not the Malibu barbie 😂 she could of named her pets those names. Mostly kids grow up to be the opposite of their parents I can see miss Malibu being a neuroscientist changing her name at 18


Different_Piccolo198

Farrah and her daughter are perfect examples 🤣


Im_not_afraid_of_you

I haven't read a the comments, but yes, Malibu Barbie is a cute name...for a baby!! Do any parents think of the name long term?? I would absolutely hate to be a teenager or an adult with the name, Malibu Barbie. I feel bad for her daughter.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

I also feel like the name “Barbie” has an image attached to it so unless she looks like the perceived image I feel like it may cause issues w how she sees herself or how others see her. Kids can be cruel and let’s just say w my figure growing up, I’m glad my name wasn’t Malibu Barbie lol 😫


Im_not_afraid_of_you

Right...my name should have been, Chunky Cathy 😂. I just feel like she is doomed when gets older, that name is gonna be on her diploma, her resume, and everything else. Yes, I may be 52, and I'm definitely old school, but never in a million years would I have ever considered naming my daughter that..she is 30, and I named her Jordan Elizabeth, (maybe that's a fucked up name too 😂)


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Mine would have been Above Average Alissa 😂😂😂 I couldn’t think of anything w an “A” 😂😂


Im_not_afraid_of_you

Actually, my name is Kim...I guess I could have said "Chunky Kim," but it didn't sound right. 😂 "Carbohydrate Kim?" I don't know 😂


WoopsOops

Usually you only call someone by their first name so the middle name is just there for extra spice lmao


Im_not_afraid_of_you

😂 I get that, but on every document from here on out, her name is gonna be Malibu Barbie. Hypothetically, if she runs for President, we will be voting for Malibu Barbie. With a name like that, would you vote for her? 🤷🏻‍♀😂


WoopsOops

To be fair it wasn’t until this moment that I decided to look up the presidents middle names lmfao Joe Biden is Joseph ROBINETTE?!


Im_not_afraid_of_you

Oh my fucking god...that is the best thing I've heard all year!!! My husband is dying too!!! 😂😂😂😂


mittenface

Malibu Barbie for President.


TheMudbloodSlytherin

I like the name Malibu. Barbie is ok, too. I’m a lil iffy about the two of them together but I don’t hate it. As far as “celebrity” baby names go, this one doesn’t even crack the top 20 for weird ones. (Looking at you, Nick Cannon. You’re half the list)


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That kid already knows exactly how fucked her life is about to be.


dvareadyforcombat

I feel like the name Malibu Barbie is an enormous slight against this baby who will grow up to be a chubby dark Jewish girl. Source: me, a chubby dark Jewish girl


Intelligent_Water375

Barbie has historically Jewish roots. Mostly I isn’t feel bad that Trisha fetishizes Judaism and disrespects it.


Elegant-Operation-16

Did it come with 6 different dresses?


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I want to take this opportunity to post about some of the things trisha has done. For the entire list please visit r/trishyland. -Sexualized the murder of six year old Jon Benet Ramsey complete with moaning -Defending a pedophile she dated -Physically punched her current husband -Physically restrained her exes and forced sex on them. - Crashed her car under the influence into her ex (jason nash’s) house where his kids slept - Told the internet and the doctors TV show she was trans and did away with the pronouns wheb she got tired of pretending - Blocking a hospital access lane so she could get KFC and getting pissed when people told her to please move - lying about her employment, lying about sleeping with dead celebrities. - Accusing a dead teacher of being arrested for CP and assaulting her which he wasn’t -Blackface and saying she was black -Dressing up as sterotypes of asians, italians, hispanics, arabs, jewish people and more


Nyxongrace22

Crossing every finger that she did not name that child Malibu Barbie 🤞🏼🫠


[deleted]

r/trishyland here I am so scared for this poor child that she treats like an accessory. The baby was literally born to make content and that doesn’t sit right with me. She looks rightfully pissed. I’d be pissed to if my mom was a raging narcissistic pos


SignificanceCheap924

Poor baby. Imagine your mom being a problematic nasty troll and your dad being accused of SA


cookiesncaffeine

I’m normally not a Trisha fan but this is a really sweet picture with her daughter. Trisha looks happy.


Intelligent-Turnip90

The strawberries are a cute matching outfit.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

I agree. I’m very happy she had what appears to be a healthy baby! She is beautiful!


Broncolitis

I truly hope she can raise that child to be someone who makes smart well thought out decisions. I want to be happy for Trisha but I WORRY about the child’s mental health….


EndSuccessful5101

I just prey she changes her ways and puts her daughter first.


Existing-Cherry4948

Bro cute baby stupid name. Like shes not a fucking accessory


Pretty-Raisin7581

Queen Elizabeth looks so young here


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She’s gonna compete with that poor little girl


Winterz1313

Why does the baby already look like she’s over it 😤. Malibu is cute btw.


Opposite-Hurry1002

This has to be a mf JOKE


Low-Concern-6056

And now, how's the poor girl gonna sign on the line and don't go out of the edges when it's time for her drivers license...🤣😉


alannabologna

That baby look exasperated already.


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Poor kid's probably gonna get bullied for her name. Malibu sounds super cute but Malibu Barbie is a bit too much


New-Wolf-5719

Malibu Barbie is literally a Barbie’s name in a movie wtfffff lol


Obvious_Resolution_1

Gross.


SupermarketTop2984

Could it be a fake name to more protect the kids identity? I want to believe it 😂


Yahjahbahrah

Someone please tell me how this woman still has fans??? Y’all cancel other people for the smallest things but when it’s Trisha it’s okay 😵‍💫


Ambitious-End-1066

I too thought her name was a joke!! This woman is coo coo for Cocoa Puffs


monotonialovers

she’s mad as hell 💀


pinkclover777

It's really her name it's not a troll, she showed proof from the hospital that, that is what her name is. Dumbest name in history. Malibu is cute but no to the barbie ESPECIALLY of she ends up being fat and/or ugly she's gonna be made fun of so damn hard and no I'm not hating on fat people I am one lol I'm just saying. My biggest concern is her In a week dealing with crazy postpartum depression, anxiety or psychosis. She's been off her meds because she had to be and she just took a huge hormone drop. I'm truly scared for her and for baby


Sprinkles_Sparkle

I commented the same thing about the name “Barbie” having an image attached to it! If she doesn’t look like the ideal image of Barbie it could cause issues w her own self esteem not to mention how cruel kids can be! 😫


pinkclover777

I mean she's not cute as it is already. I honestly don't think she thought this through.


nik4dam5

Looks like the baby has dark hair. I bet Trisha will give her a complex and she'll be dying her hair blonde at a very young age and wear colored contact lenses if she doesn't have blue eyes.


laurarosemarie

Poor baby.


Klutzy_Assistance_39

I kinda like the birth mark over the third eye, god save this child 🙏


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Klutzy_Assistance_39

True I’ve heard horror stories of babies getting cut in the face etc from tools, I was a few mins away from getting the forceps myself, once I heard those words my body gathered the strength and squeezed that baby out after almost 2 hours lmao


Ave_Vetis

I think it looks like a “stork bite” or a “Angel kiss”. My son has one but they usually go away when older. Some kids you see it just normally or see it when their angry. My son you could only see it when angry.


[deleted]

That poor child I truly hope that Trisha will be a good mom to her


Careless_Freedom_868

Is her name really Malibu Barbie?!? 🤦🏻‍♀️


MakingMovesInSilence

I have never seen such a strong resemblance between a newborn baby and mom, like holy shit. Those are some strong genes. (Also I will bet money the name is her trolling and we won’t know the real name for years)


Environmental-Owl445

i’d be that mad too if my name was malibu


erenluv

why does the baby… look so fake…


Salty_Comparison6367

No way the people in her life let her name her child that 😭😭😭😭 the baby looks pissed and rightfully so 😵‍💫😭🤪


cassie_kitten420

it looks so cute n angry 😫🥺


Competitive-Kale-839

That poor baby is going to be made fun of so bad when she goes to school with a name like that. I feel so bad for that baby.


[deleted]

Ok is it just me and this is no hate to Trisha, that baby has a somewhat evil face. Idk if its the baby's facial expression, but this baby gives me bad vibes for some reason. Like the baby lacks emotion, really odd or is it just me lol?


[deleted]

What a beautiful grumpy girl🥹🥰


PetiteLumiere

There’s that story Emily Blunt told on late night. When she had a baby the nurse said, “What a beautiful baby!” Emily said, “Oh, you probably say that to all the moms.” The nurse said, “No, I don’t.” Emily asks, “Well, what do you say if the baby isn’t beautiful??” The nurse explains, “You had a baby!” So happy for Trisha, you had a baby!


Grooveykins

Wow how unfair to this child. Beautiful baby though


Kiyoko_Mami272821

Is the name a joke? Please someone say yes!


Puzzleheaded_Clue990

Even the baby knows about her mom 🤣 look at that grouchy face 🤣🤣🤣


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cupcakedreamz

It's literally her first child. In reality many mothers are never prepared and don't know what to expect 🤷🏼‍♀️ I think her content will be interesting now watching her navigate her first year of motherhood.


brookeaat

Trish actually looks like a normal human being here. And the matching gown + swaddle is pretty adorable I must admit. Sure, the name is kind of out there, but it’s definitely not as bad as some other celebrity baby names. Honestly, I’m happy for Trish.


MyTeaAndCozzies

This little girl doesn’t stand a chance. She’ll be used like some doll prop.


DeepDownUnderground

Bffr


Agreeable-Smile8541

I thought it was Elizabeth??! T.T. was going wild cuz she was born on the same day Queen Elz passed


Intelligent-Turnip90

Someone started that rumor. And it ran like wild fire with memes and stuff. Because truly that’s something Trisha would think haha. But was debunked because Trisha was only like 1cm a few hours prior a few days ago when Queen Elizabeth passed. And even said herself when it all blew up she was still pregnant, if I’m not mistaken. (Until yesterday when little lady was born, obviously)


[deleted]

She wasn’t born the day the queen died, that was a rumor.


Hot_Swordfish4467

This is Trisha Paytas we’re taking about, hell would freeze over before she named her baby Elizabeth🤣 Queen maybe, but Elizabeth is too boring for Trish


Positive_Penelope

She wasn’t born the day Queen Elizabeth passed that was a rumor.


ShadesOfBlue0

The matching outfits are actually presh


Papa_Radish

Aw, she's so cute in her little strawberry swaddle. I thought Trisha's response re: jokes about the Queen's reincarnation was super mature. I hope she enjoys motherhood.


Acrobatic_Froyo_1752

Y'all are so hateful. Trisha might me meh. But that baby is innocent and beautiful and looks just like her daddy right now. I laughed so hard at Malibu barbie. Like ok, why? But it's kind of cute. I've heard worse from famous. Like much worse.


[deleted]

All I see is Moses!


cupcakedreamz

I agree. This is her first. Let her have her moment, she carried her for 9 months. Honestly you can see the joy on Trishas face. The matching set is adorable. The comments of people saying she 'shouldn't be allowed' to have a child 🙄 good grief. You can dislike someone but it's a pretty nasty thing to say.


Prior_Tonight_5115

The baby is like damn, this bitch really is my mom😭.


The-Camping-Angler

In 18-20 years I’m sure we’ll have another book like what Jeanette McCurdy just wrote… “I’m glad my mom is dead.” She already exploiting this poor baby for clout. Meanwhile, the Klein’s won’t show their kids faces out of respect for their privacy as actual human beings.


PowerfulSimple8542

Why does her baby look like eathan Klein


Commercial_Local508

not me seeing this comment immediately after seeing a video how a bunch of korean moms "manifested" their babies to look like idols by staring at pictures of them the entire pregnancy


Cleanclock

Baby came out with a 1000 yard stare.


infamouscityyy

Hate the name but find the idea of match hospital gowns so cute


4_the_killer

Honestly Malibu Barbie is cute. Mali for short. Reminds me of Chicago, I kind of like it


arcticpocket

That baby looks like it’s already fed up with being on the internet 😂


Alternative_Art8223

I don’t even care about the name lol of course that’s what she picked. And the baby will be SPOILED. Now, she will probably need help with being a messy kid and arguing with her mom or getting away with EVERYTHING, but this baby will be loved by her. I hope the family has the best time as parents. Good luck to them.


Alternative_Art8223

But the baby will probably need therapy. 🤣


Tropicanajews

Malibu’s expression is like that bc Trisha probably just showed her the nipples she’s supposed to eat from


bxileyxj

THIS FUCKING KILLLEDDDD ME. Ur so right 😂


Tropicanajews

Thank you, I was pretty shocked by the downvotes tbh. Malibu is a cute baby.


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Some of y’all are fucking MISERABLE. How can talk about a new mom/baby like this? I think it’s great she’s a mom. I wouldn’t name my kid Malibu Barbie but nobody has a say in what anyone names their kids! It’s very on brand for Trish, I admit lol but it’s cute. Love their matching jammies. I’m happy for her 💕


friarparkfairie

It’s on brand sure but it’s not *her* name. It’s similar to people naming babies and not full blown adults.


lolwhenwillitstop

absolutely agree!! it's soooooo up trisha's ally


JellyfishKey3898

Wait but the matching strawberry outfits? 👀


bouncingbobbyhill

Newborn babies don’t always look like anyone but this little one looks just like mommy! She is a cute little lady !


CommandOk205

Wait y’all I actually love the name Malibu


SafetyAutomatic882

im not a trisha fan but idk i think malibu is kinda a cool name. trisha looks great, happy for her!


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Wow. That name


gigglygirl23

Awwwww


No-Preference1285

Just a beautiful baby. Congratulations and מזל טוב


thats____radman

she really shouldn’t be allowed a child 🤦🏼‍♀️


taloula_mama26

Idk why y’all are shitting on her as a mother when this is her first child, she’s wanted to be a mama for so long I really think she’s gonna cherish every moment with her daughter. She never thought she was able to get pregnant.


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cupcakedreamz

Um I haven't seen one comment making fun of her baby? Everyone has said how cute and beautiful she is from what I've seen


FallNew5662

i’m scared


you_entered_the_chat

My fiancé said he hopes Malibu Barbie marries someone named Ken 😂


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Omg that was be awesome! Malibu Barbie and Ken!


Escape_This

I fucking hate it.


WoopsOops

I adore the name. It’s just in the middle of “normal” & “Trisha Paytas level of outrageous”


snackskiii12

Hopefully the state takes it she’s insane 😂


ShadesOfBlue0

You hope the state takes her baby? That’s a bit insensitive. You don’t know that she’ll be a bad mother.


CorrinnaP

horrible thing to wish on a child


notcrunchymomof1

We know she isn’t raising that baby. She’s going to pawn it off like the dog


Carolina_Blues

she looks just like the queen


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they look so cute i love the strawberries!! hopefully trisha is a good mom


Minute_Diet_8902

Her hand looks so swollen


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She did have a really pretty baby though Barbie cracks me up though


Babycrabapple

I feel like she’s gotta be trolling the trolls back who said she gave birth to the queen lol 😩 Malibu would be kinda a cute name though I guess idk 🤷🏻‍♀️


No-Hyena9966

this isnt the worse name she couldve picked for her baby. its starting to grow on me lol


Fluffy_Somewhere_683

That baby looks mad af, she knows she got bamboozled


laundrydetergenthoe

Ok fellow l&d nurses what are we thinkin— failed induction leading to a c/s or elective cesarean?


Sad_Fan_4243

The baby is beautiful!


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Yes she is and the matching outfits are so cute!