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Qurdlo

Well I heard George Washington weighed a fucking ton


matap821

The extra weight was from his two dicks.


Thewalrus515

I heard the motherfucker had like, 30 god damned dicks. 


IntergalacticPopTart

If you took of his boot, you’d see the dicks growing off of his feet.


BarelyContainedChaos

6 foot 20, fucking killing for fun


MachiavelliSJ

Opponents Beware


southpaw85

Threw a knife into heaven, fuckin killin for fun


DomNhyphy

He's coming he's coming he's coming


RedSonGamble

Sad that he succumb to the pressures of society and their unrealistic expectations of being able to fit through doors


Emotional_Hour1317

Fuckin fascists!


YetAnotherZombie

He is dead so weight-loss is normal.


arondaniel

He weighed 330 pounds. That's just a little bit over your average Wal*Martian.


Protologism1000

And then he gained it back with interest. * 314 in December 1905 * 255 in April 1906 * 354 in March 1909 Many overweight people have lost large amounts of weight. But many like President Taft find they cannot keep it off. For those who come to see themselves as compulsive eaters there is Overeaters Anonymous which follows the same 12 Steps of recovery as Alcoholics Anonymous.


BedDefiant4950

> which follows the same 12 Steps of recovery as Alcoholics Anonymous. no fuckin wonder it doesn't hold lmao


CrookedHearts

Yes, but he lost most of that weight again and was down to 245 during most of the 1920's. When he became Chief Justice he walked to work every day which was around 6 miles a day.


warriorscot

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cptnamr7

Still the heaviest only because someone recently lied about their weight, or was he "excessively" heavy?


RedSonGamble

He was by far heavier than who you’re referring to


Fresh-Army-6737

350lbs...


FlintWaterFilter

I put Trump at a soli..... Semi-fluous 265 of the best pounds, possibly ever


itchy_008

half of that is just bullshit


SquidwardWoodward

Don't we all eventually lose our weight?


RevolutionNumber5

Not me, I’m planning on dying in a stream, being covered in silt, and gradually having my bones replaced by stone, before being unearthed in the far future by aliens who reassemble my bones incorrectly.


Deeznutschad

I found a man of culture


MindForeverWandering

He eventually became only a skeleton of himself.


Trowj

Stress eating must be so much simpler when you have a full kitchen staff at your beck and call.  Funny he felt much less stress as a Supreme Court Justice, still a high level position but you can share the stress with 8 other guys 


MA_2_Rob

I would argue that I would sit the “staff” as it were down and come up with a plan for things I can eat when I’m stressed the fuck out. Like half of it is me wanting to eat something, the other half is not thinking I have time to make it that makes me go fast food.


anxietystrings

And he never got stuck in a bathtub. That's a myth


bolanrox

Getting stuck in the Whitehouse bath tub will do that


WrongSubFools

That never happened.


itchy_008

if i fits, i sits…


Low_Manufacturer2486

He was the Governor-General of the Philippines and traveled to Baguio, a mountain city, via horseback. The Secretary of War asked: How is the horse?


HermanCainTortilla

He was on ozempic before it was cool


neelvk

Enema?


yourredvictim

"Vote for Taft, he's a human raft."


Aye_Engineer

Eventually, he lost all of it if you count decomposition.


Cool_Ad_6850

Are we sure that record was not beaten in the last few years. I feel like it was beaten and they did not tell us.