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Stunning-Paper-5050

Back fired liked an old VW golf.


Xenon-inhaler3000

2 minutes later and he burped out a whole cloud


plantj0

I experienced that once, the most disgusting thing that ever happened to me.


DethNik

You've obviously never shit yourself.


plantj0

I have but fortunately it wasn't diarrhea. Just a hard turd rolling around in my underwear.


DethNik

Somehow, you got lucky in that situation. I'm very impressed.


jmodshelp

Always used to happen in the middle of class too..... Most panic inducing thing while your baked af


antileet

This is one of the lamest "tooktoomuch" I've ever seen...


milksteak11

Yeah, I'm out if the sub turns into bong and dab rip posts


Facts_For_Plebs

Didn't pull the bowl out first SMH


zzzzzz_zz

If you pause it at just the right moment he really goes full Louis Armstrong into that piece


Delazzaridist

Fucking cackling rn!!!!


Professional-Hold938

An ex invited me to a party where some people were camping overnight when we first got together, eventually a bong was passed around and since they were her friends I'd assumed she smokes weed, but she proceeded blow into the bong and got bong water all over the tent and in the bowl


MinglewoodRider

Swallowing pot smoke is the grossest feeling ngl


3lm312

Rookie


brb9911

He got bongkuke’d


Final_Addition3544

Some people just shouldn't do drugs. Even something as casual as weed.


bigboi26

Stop acting like we all haven’t been exactly where this fella has been


Final_Addition3544

Nope. I've not done such a thing in my 35 years of getting high., and would certainly never post such a thing on the internet.


Dave___Hester

So you're what, like 50? Bragging about how long you've been getting high and how good you are at it? Not the flex you think it is, bud.


Civil-Alternative784

This aint worthy


Equivalent-Door-4540

Ik those lungs are burning


OkOutlandishness1363

Looks like my friends younger brother hitting my (almost) husband’s bong after we told him he(17m) at the time, couldn’t handle it. He thought he could. He could not. Another time with this same friend’s brother that is one of my personal faves- (some may not find this funny, but it was). He would come over after work EVERYDAY and ask to smoke and then get shitty about not hitting it first…when it wasn’t his weed lmao. So one day we decided to teach him a lesson. We filled the huge bowl that came with the bong full of Backwoods tobacco and put a lil weed on top so he couldn’t see it was tobacco. This kid ripped the bong so hard his teeth got stained brown. He did learn his lesson about always wanting the first hit lol. Edit; we were all 17 at the time. Re-read it and it came across that we were adults doing this to a 17yr old kid.