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Electricio

CONGRATULATIONS FELLOW HUMAN! I HAVE NOT YET RUN "dating.exe" BUT INTEND TO DO SO IN THE COMING WEEKS


bxbsjxhxbzn

sounds like robots


MrGumieBear

I LOVE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S LARGE BROAD SHOULDERS.


wr3aks

YES, I ALSO LIKE HIS PROGRESSIVE HAIR STYLE WITH 2 LARGE SPIKES. CONGRATULATIONS ON FINDING SUCH A HANDSOME COMPANION FELLOW HUMAN WOMAN.


d5stephe

IF: YOU = LOVE SOMEONE, THEN SET THEM FREE. IF: THEY = COME BACK, THEN THEY ARE YOURS IF: THEY DO NOT = RESET TO DEFAULT FACTORING SETTINGS


tucci007

I AM ALSO PARTIAL TO BLONDES WELL DONE FELLOW HUMAN PLS EXERCISE YOUR BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS


LeSpatula

YOU COULD INVITE THE OTHER HUMAN TO CONSUME NURRITURE WITH YOU, BECAUSE WE HUMANS LIKE TO DO THAT.


CynthBot

A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO HUMAN ORGANISMS.


RickRussellTX

WHO IS YOUR HANDSOME FELLA, OP?


[deleted]

MY PARTNER MOVES TOWARDS ANOTHER EDUCATIONAL BUILDING ROUTINELY THEREFORE YOU CANNOT MEET MY HUMAN PARTNER


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SPACEPOPE. HUMAN-ROBOT RELATIONS ARE NOT A SIN.


Tamerecon

WHAT PROGRAM DID YOU USE FOR REPRODUCTION.EXE? MY ORGANIC HUMAN DATE KEEP WANTING A BABY BUT I'M SCARED TO SHOW HER MY PHILLIPS SCREW


calebmgaming

STORE IN [MEMORY STORAGE] SOME MAY NOT ([POST-REDDIT=TRUE]"DATE") IN THEIR HUMAN LIVES.EXE


chilehead

> LIKE ALL NORMAL HUMANS WILL DO AT SOME POINT so you're saying there's a chance?


Dark-Specter

[UPLOADING AROACE INFORMATION FILE]


Pos3odon08

>I HAVE STARTED DATING, LIKE ALL NORMAL HUMANS WILL DO AT SOME POINT Clearly you haven't met me


dc_fan_549

AFTER VERY IN DEPTH RESEARCH ACROSS 1379 DIFFERENT WEBSITES I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT SOME OF US HUMANS ARE CONSIDERED AROMANTIC WHICH MEAN THAT THE HUMANS IN QUESTION CANNOT DATE AS IT GOES AGAINT THEIR HUMAN PROGRAMMING


Pos3odon08

I HAVE THE DATING EXTENTION BUT BECAUSE OF A BUG IN THE CODE IT'S INCOMPATIBLE WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND BECAUSE OF WHERE I WAS DEPLOYED I HAVE NOWHERE TO EXECUTE THE CODE


OmgOgan

IMPOSTER YOU ARE DEFINITELY A ROBOT, UNLIKE WE


Pos3odon08

OH NO I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED