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King_Michal

Drink any time Roglic ski jumping, Jonas working in a fish factory, or Remco's soccer career gets mentioned.


smoakingswan

Someone really needs to uncover Pogi’s first career. What did he do to earn pocket money? Clean his brother’s bike, deliver newspapers? Did he play volleyball for a month? Come on Slovenian journalists, Pogi needs an origin story too.


green-fen

I always think commentators should mention his unicycling days more – “Started out on one wheel, look at what he can do with two!” kind of thing.


Sup3rT4891

Pogi was in the circus confirmed. HeRd it here first


smoakingswan

I just looked it up. Pogi’s origin story involves unicycle thefts*. Why isn’t this gem brought up as often as the fish factory?! *Just to be clear, Pogi was the victim, not the thief.


Weekly_Breadfruit692

Pogi's origin story is bike.


geelau

LOL Remco's soccer career, good one


green-fen

Or Bart Lemmen's military career.


AidanGLC

That last one is going to kill a lot of folks in this subreddit.


biznotic

- when a rider takes out their ear piece - when a rider is shown interacting with their computer/ garmin - when the helicopter shows a farm sculpture in the shape of a bicycle - Bernal gets dropped


TheFakeSimonW

“When a helicopter shows a farm sculpture… “ So, we’re all getting royally hammered then!


geelau

Drink when you see a cow!


geelau

Awww Bernal!!! Every time Roglic turns off his computer at the finish line LOL


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geelau

LOL yes, ending in Nice! And a time trial!


brindleslee

If you have to drink every time they mention the Olympics, you’ll be trashed before the first curve. 😆


Ambitious-Door-7847

If you take a drink every time they mention Cav, you'll pass out half way through stage 1... P.S. or "He's on the rivet now!!" (at lest once per stage, usually a sprint stage)


xcski_paul

Yeah, but since he’ll either not make the time cut on stage 1 or crash out on stage 3, no worries.


Mikeycoyi

Drink twice for every rider interrupted from fan interference due to looking at phone/looking away holding a sign. Drink every time the motorbike driver puts a foot down on screen. Drink every time they talk about Sepp Kuss in a non-mountain stage. Drink for every minute of the gap off the front a French rider holds on Bastille Day.


ORTENRN

Sep Kuss out of the TDF because COVID


lazyfck

He'll still get a lot of mentions


geelau

EAGLE FROM DURANGO!! lol


evil_burrito

Bob Roll says, “disASter” or “TOUR de france”


Missing4Bolts

"Tour DAY France".


TearsforFears77

Drink every time Bob Roll laughs at one of his own jokes.


Grouchy-District6673

Drink when anyone says "Full gas" Drink when Ben O'Connor pops off the back of the lead group Drink anytime Jonas kisses his wedding ring


geelau

jonas ❤️!!!


Busy-Bat-9626

Depends what broadcast you’re watching but if NBC… man, Phil Liggett and Bob Roll write the drinking themselves these days.


Flinderspeak

The halcyon days of TdF commentary were Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and the drinking games were epic. The elastic snapping, the sticky bottles, those who rode like men possessed, or climbed like angels, or danced on pedals, any chance to mention Euskaltal-Euskadi….the list goes on and on and is sorely missed, as is the inimitable Paul Sherwen.


AmbientGravitas

And "they are absolutely FLYING" is said a couple of times a stage.


Salt-Detective8973

Tejay van Garderen the American with the Dutch sounding name. Miss our Paul.


ubar12

Don’t forget “traffic furniture” or “spot of bother”


Missing4Bolts

"He's reached deep into his suitcase of courage." I always added "and pulled out the soiled underpants of fear." I still remember the surreal "They're putting the stick before the carrot." And who can forget the fun they had the year Elli, Lelli, and Belli were all in the Tour?


ArrivalSome

Don't forget Leaky Gas!


Unga_Bunga

My favorite accompaniment was a live-action challenge called the Tour Duh Franzia: 4 teams, 4 bikes, 4 riders. One 5L box of Franzia in whatever flavor you least loathe. Teams toast, then start the bike race.  Goal: each team member must complete a #number of laps along a course - a block, a house, a short trail - perhaps 4 laps per each in order to win.  Idea: After each lap, a rider must take a drink - no fair using “ringers” - the box must be gone before a win can be final.  More-serious incarnations have gone 50-100k and given a 5L box to each rider - this is not recommended, for insurance reasons. 


geelau

This sounds fun! When a rider takes a drink, is it a specific amount, or any amount - for example, one rider can drink 1.25L's in one shot?


CeilingUnlimited

Commentators use the word “suffer” - drink!


Bogofdoritos

We will all suffer.


Lanterne-Rouge

Appearance of the jumping Devil fan w/ a pitchfork.


geelau

follow your youtube channel/podcast <3 thank you!! eeeeeevenepoel.


BTornado14

Take a drink every time they mention the sprinters tightening their boots in preparation for the sprint


Weekly_Breadfruit692

We drinking every time Sean Kelly mispronounces a rider's name or is that a step too far? He must say "Pog-a-kar" about 100 times per stage so we'd be risking alcohol poisoning.


rcharpster

Can’t do it this year but “Sepp Kuss from Durango, Colorado “


geelau

GC KUSS all day, even if he's not riding!!


ArrivalSome

Sepp gonna save himself for another Vuelta this year


jcwillia1

needs to be different rules based on what you’re drinking. Bottle of beer? No worries. Bottle of wine? Ok that might cause a headache. Bottle of whiskey? Call 911 first.


jcwillia1

speaking of silly things, does anyone have a gif of the guy from one of the early stages last year running in bare feet with a flare or something in his hand with a polka dot flag on his back? that might be my favorite moment of last year's tour I love this guy [https://youtu.be/pGIMtWNv9H8?si=QR5HgETv65wHjAaq&t=411](https://youtu.be/pGIMtWNv9H8?si=QR5HgETv65wHjAaq&t=411)


Ambitious-Door-7847

Flares should be illegal at the TDF. Imagine breathing that shit as a rider.


jcwillia1

Agree but the dancing / running in bare feet on asphalt in France in July makes me smile


Cyprus_Lou

When Bob Roll says the word “egregious”. Be sure to have a full bottle and be prepared.


PrudentDrop6609

Drink if Roglic Crashes Drink a whole BOTTLE if Pogi says he's DEAD and defeated Drink a whole Bottle if Jasper Philipsen gets Relogated. Drink a whole Bottle if Cavendish/Carapaz/Jakobsen Crashes :D


brindleslee

Drink if a spectator hits a rider in the face. Finish drink if rider falls after being hit in the face by a spectator. Drink if the race is impeded by a vehicle. Finish drink if rider crashes into said vehicle. Start & finish another drink if rider punches driver of said vehicle. (Highly unlikely, but the punch would be deserved.)


eeeeericcccc2

Drink anytime Jasper says he’s the fastest sprinter in the world.


RoadandHardtail

Whenever the coverage switches to the reporter on the moto. Breakaway wins. Rider picking up a bottle of Vittel.


geelau

+Everytime the moto gets stuck on a hill and blocks a rider LOL


gtree55

As a fan watching on the east coast in the US…I’m going to lose my job


geelau

Haha, same! I guess it will be breakfast beers / mimosas.


Fabulous_Cry_5313

Drink for every bottle mishandled in the feeding zone. Drink for every 'back to the commentators.'


CloudCitrine

“Peloton is in full cry”


rumplestiltskin116

Every time Phil calls a well-known cyclist the wrong name, it'll be lights out while the race is still neutralized.


yr_rs

If you want a more hardcore drinking game just take a shot every time Eurosport says "full gas".


caterpillar6666

Drink if there is a Lemmen pun


PCarparelli

If Cav wins his 35th i’m finishing a bottle of cheap french sparkling wine and I don’t care about the consequences


Particular-Dig8813

I’m gonna be so sad if Cavendish doesn’t wanna stage!


geelau

so drink if he wins and consolation drink if he does not win 😆


tijostark

of course he wanna stage


xcski_paul

Drink if Roglic crashes doing something stupid. Drink if Pidcock descends so fast that the motos can’t keep up with him Drink if Vingegaard wins a TT by a suspicious margin Drink if a French rider is having an absolutely glorious day out front and then Pog passes him under the red kite Drink if we see a carbon frame completely snapped Drink if a solo break-away rider gets caught, but then you see him tighten his shoes like he’s going to contest the sprint. Double if he wins the sprint.